The document promotes Indiana University's campus by highlighting its attractive landscaping, buildings, and amenities. It notes the campus has many trees, gardens, bridges, and creeks. It also describes the downtown area near campus, which contains restaurants, shops, and winter decorations. Additionally, the university frequently hosts music performances and has four greenhouses. The summary encourages the reader to attend IU by saying the campus is "glorious" and invites them to visit.

1. Why you should come to mother
fucking IU
Because you should dumbass

2. Campus
• This is gonna take a few slides
Or a lot
– Basically our campus is the
– best campus
because it’s gorgeous and
has a lot of plants and
landscaping and other
nice shit

3. I mean look at this shit

4. Yeah that’s
right a
mother
fucking
gazebo
Paths that take you
deep into the woods to
find your innermost
desires or a nice spot
to eat
BRIDGES EVERYWHERE

5. Tons of creeks and trees everywhere
All of these paths are hilly and really good
for walking on – and pretty besides
Shit man
everything here
is just pretty
seriously

6. Even stuff near
the actual school
buildings is really
pretty and there’s
good landscaping
everywhere
Just walkin by a bunch a
bushes takin ur photo don’t
mind me

7. Every building is made out of
limestone and they’re all really
ordinate without being obnoxious,
and there’s a lot of places with
overhangs and balconies and shit

8. We have like four hundred water fountains.
This one is here 

9. We have a greenhouse
Actually we have like four but
this is the one downtown
It’s pretty and warm

10. Music!
• There’s music everywhere here
• The school of music puts on plays all the time
and there’s like random people that
come and play for us because
we’re cool
• Also we get LOTS of street performers and
artists and shit
• You just follow the sound of music
to guys like these

11. This building has bells
on top of it
They ring a lot and it
sounds like a wind
chime throughout the
campus nearby
It’s cool okay

12. The Toooown
Downtown is lovely and
has lots of good
restaurants and in the
winter we decorate this
thing here
 with Christmas lights
Most of our random streets are kinda
pretty too

13. Library bears!
These are for climbing on and your argument is invalid

14. This is on Fourth
Street
Basically if you ask
somewhere where
they want to eat
and they say “4th
Street I guess” it
means you’re
eating ethnic food
Thai and Indian
are most
popular
around this
area I think;
the grills and
greek food are
more around
the square
Ephalants

15. Other Stuff
• There’s a mall
• And like forty thousands restaurants
• also pastry shops
• and little hobby shops
• And we have an ice skating rink that’s open to
the public
• and a roller skating rink
• and mother fucking laser lite
as in you shoot people with fucking lasers

16. Come on we have a
barber shop with one of
those swirly colour
things on it how much
of this shit can you take
And not see here right
next door there’s an ice
cream shop (one of
literally at least 20 in
town) and a bagel shop
(one of four or so)
Also we have many
book stores – some
new books but mostly
used and all
The best is Second
Hand Books. You can
get a bag of books
(usually I can grab 25 or
30 books) for $15

17. So
• basically you should move here
• Like honestly
• you don’t understand
• I haven’t even scraped the surface this is only
the beginning
• it’s glorious and I’m here
• Which means you can come over to my new
awesome house and we can have sleepovers

18. And I have a Jacuzzi and you can use it

19. But only if you come to me
So
Your choice