This document contains a series of statements from a dog's perspective expressing confusion about its identity and role. The dog questions whether it is expected to take on the identities and behaviors of various animals, celebrities, and fictional characters. It concludes by implying that such confusion and misunderstanding of its nature as a dog could lead to biting.

1. Why Dogs Bite?

2. Come on I'm not Rudolph!!

3. I best look out. They're gonna call the pest control!!

4. Bass Pro here I come

5. Hmmmmm UGA is gonna be pissed at what they did to me!!

6. Someone doesn't know the difference between a horse and a dog!

7. I thought pirates had parrots!!

8. I guess they want me to be the Red Baron

9. Breaker, breaker, this is rubber duck!

10. Geeshhhhhh I'm no cow. Give me a break!

11. Dang it I'm not a peacock

12. Energizer bunny I am not!!!!

13. I guess I'm now wonder dog!

14. Does our owner think we are Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers?

15. Hmmmmm I am suppose to bark and chase cats.

16. Did you hear me roar? come on guys I bark.

17. Give me a break. I am not Bugs Bunny!

18. I guess this means free meals at Red Lobster

19. I am having identity crisis. Am I a dog, Queen of the Nile, or an American Gladiator?

20. Wedding bliss my foot.

21. And you wonder why we bite? Now do you get it?

22. Thanks Auntce Pics and music from net