Congress grows jealous of President Lawrence's popularity and plans his overthrow. Spy Dakota Fanning lures the president away from his weekly Dairy Queen trip by dramatic monologues and kidnaps him, taking him to a secret island. With the president gone, Congress takes full control, transforming the U.S. into the United Empire of America and marking the end of the world.

1. THE FALL OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA By Tom Norton & Dan DeLuca

2. Envy from Congress Congress becomes jealous of President Lawrence’s power. His “Lawrence Leisure” campaign has become too popular among the people.

3. The Congress decides they want to rebel against President Lawrence. They plan an attack for power. Congress will jump him outside of the local Dairy Queen.

4. Every Thursday Evening, President Lawrence would put on a Jay Leno mask and drive to Dairy Queen to get his Girl Scout Tagalong Blizzard. He would wear the Jay Leno mask to blend into the crowd so that the citizens would not notice he was their president.

5. The Congress sent their best spy, Dakota Fanning to take upon the task Fanning waited outside of the Dairy Queen and waited for President Lawrence to leave happily with his frozen treat.

6. Fanning performed dramatic monologues outside on the sidewalk to lure him in. Shoved him into a stolen “Geek Squad” automobile and drove him to a secluded island where the sun never shines.

7. He has not been heard from since.

8. Congress Takes Control Congress then becomes the most powerful force in the world, just like Ancient Rome’s senate. The U.S. falls and turns into the United Empire of America.

9. THE END. OF THE WORLD.