We are Sorry…
As Mandated officially by all Jews, whether whole, half, quarter or one third Jews, tall and short, black, yellow, white, brown and those out of breath who are momentarily red…as a consequence of a resolution of the 5333 International Conference of Yids, Kikes, Jude, Eivrei, Juif, etc. Etc. Held this day in Bora Bora, Tahiti I am mandated, authorized and empowered to say. Sorry! To all you Anti Semites, Racists, Anti Zionists, Conspiritorialists, Left Wingers, Screw Balls, Jihadists, Habitual Haters, Losers, Envious, Maladjusted, Ignorant, Jealous, intellectually limited, ‘progressive’ Jew self haters, etc. etc. etc.…
Last will and testament of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ…MYO AUNG Myanmar
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI-ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ…
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.burma/qTTjFG_qLpI
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI
ENGLISH VERSION-NAING WIN
http://myanmarfeed.com/archives/3570
ဘုရား ဘုရား ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ… မ်က္ရည္မခုိင္ရင္ မဖတ္ပါႏွင္႔
BURMESE VERSION
by Chan Myae-Updated November 20, 2017
This document provides a 5-step process for requesting writing assistance from the website HelpWriting.net. The steps include: 1) Creating an account with a password and email; 2) Completing a 10-minute order form with instructions, sources, and deadline; 3) Choosing a writer based on bids, qualifications, and reviews; 4) Reviewing the paper and authorizing payment if satisfied; 5) Requesting revisions until fully satisfied, with a refund option for plagiarized work.
We are Sorry…that John Lyons in the ‘Australian’ demonstrated supreme naiveté. “If building materials are allowed entry, the Gazans are enterprising enough to rebuild quickly”…is he for real? Gullible? It’s a sure thing that the cement will go to rebuilding…but what? History teaches a lesson and the lesson is …tunnels!
2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
Last will and testament of Daw Aung San Suu Kyi ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ…MYO AUNG Myanmar
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI-ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ…
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.burma/qTTjFG_qLpI
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI
ENGLISH VERSION-NAING WIN
http://myanmarfeed.com/archives/3570
ဘုရား ဘုရား ေဒၚေအာင္ဆန္းစုႀကည္ရဲ႕ေသတမ္းစာ… မ်က္ရည္မခုိင္ရင္ မဖတ္ပါႏွင္႔
BURMESE VERSION
by Chan Myae-Updated November 20, 2017
This document provides a 5-step process for requesting writing assistance from the website HelpWriting.net. The steps include: 1) Creating an account with a password and email; 2) Completing a 10-minute order form with instructions, sources, and deadline; 3) Choosing a writer based on bids, qualifications, and reviews; 4) Reviewing the paper and authorizing payment if satisfied; 5) Requesting revisions until fully satisfied, with a refund option for plagiarized work.
We are Sorry…that John Lyons in the ‘Australian’ demonstrated supreme naiveté. “If building materials are allowed entry, the Gazans are enterprising enough to rebuild quickly”…is he for real? Gullible? It’s a sure thing that the cement will go to rebuilding…but what? History teaches a lesson and the lesson is …tunnels!
2024 State of Marketing Report – by HubspotMarius Sescu
https://www.hubspot.com/state-of-marketing
· Scaling relationships and proving ROI
· Social media is the place for search, sales, and service
· Authentic influencer partnerships fuel brand growth
· The strongest connections happen via call, click, chat, and camera.
· Time saved with AI leads to more creative work
· Seeking: A single source of truth
· TLDR; Get on social, try AI, and align your systems.
· More human marketing, powered by robots
ChatGPT is a revolutionary addition to the world since its introduction in 2022. A big shift in the sector of information gathering and processing happened because of this chatbot. What is the story of ChatGPT? How is the bot responding to prompts and generating contents? Swipe through these slides prepared by Expeed Software, a web development company regarding the development and technical intricacies of ChatGPT!
IMPACT Silver is a pure silver zinc producer with over $260 million in revenue since 2008 and a large 100% owned 210km Mexico land package - 2024 catalysts includes new 14% grade zinc Plomosas mine and 20,000m of fully funded exploration drilling.
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Navigating the world of forex trading can be challenging, especially for beginners. To help you make an informed decision, we have comprehensively compared the best forex brokers in India for 2024. This article, reviewed by Top Forex Brokers Review, will cover featured award winners, the best forex brokers, featured offers, the best copy trading platforms, the best forex brokers for beginners, the best MetaTrader brokers, and recently updated reviews. We will focus on FP Markets, Black Bull, EightCap, IC Markets, and Octa.
4 Benefits of Partnering with an OnlyFans Agency for Content Creators.pdfonlyfansmanagedau
In the competitive world of content creation, standing out and maximising revenue on platforms like OnlyFans can be challenging. This is where partnering with an OnlyFans agency can make a significant difference. Here are five key benefits for content creators considering this option:
[To download this presentation, visit:
https://www.oeconsulting.com.sg/training-presentations]
This presentation is a curated compilation of PowerPoint diagrams and templates designed to illustrate 20 different digital transformation frameworks and models. These frameworks are based on recent industry trends and best practices, ensuring that the content remains relevant and up-to-date.
Key highlights include Microsoft's Digital Transformation Framework, which focuses on driving innovation and efficiency, and McKinsey's Ten Guiding Principles, which provide strategic insights for successful digital transformation. Additionally, Forrester's framework emphasizes enhancing customer experiences and modernizing IT infrastructure, while IDC's MaturityScape helps assess and develop organizational digital maturity. MIT's framework explores cutting-edge strategies for achieving digital success.
These materials are perfect for enhancing your business or classroom presentations, offering visual aids to supplement your insights. Please note that while comprehensive, these slides are intended as supplementary resources and may not be complete for standalone instructional purposes.
Frameworks/Models included:
Microsoft’s Digital Transformation Framework
McKinsey’s Ten Guiding Principles of Digital Transformation
Forrester’s Digital Transformation Framework
IDC’s Digital Transformation MaturityScape
MIT’s Digital Transformation Framework
Gartner’s Digital Transformation Framework
Accenture’s Digital Strategy & Enterprise Frameworks
Deloitte’s Digital Industrial Transformation Framework
Capgemini’s Digital Transformation Framework
PwC’s Digital Transformation Framework
Cisco’s Digital Transformation Framework
Cognizant’s Digital Transformation Framework
DXC Technology’s Digital Transformation Framework
The BCG Strategy Palette
McKinsey’s Digital Transformation Framework
Digital Transformation Compass
Four Levels of Digital Maturity
Design Thinking Framework
Business Model Canvas
Customer Journey Map
Anny Serafina Love - Letter of Recommendation by Kellen Harkins, MS.AnnySerafinaLove
This letter, written by Kellen Harkins, Course Director at Full Sail University, commends Anny Love's exemplary performance in the Video Sharing Platforms class. It highlights her dedication, willingness to challenge herself, and exceptional skills in production, editing, and marketing across various video platforms like YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram.
The Genesis of BriansClub.cm Famous Dark WEb PlatformSabaaSudozai
BriansClub.cm, a famous platform on the dark web, has become one of the most infamous carding marketplaces, specializing in the sale of stolen credit card data.
Cover Story - China's Investment Leader - Dr. Alyce SUmsthrill
In World Expo 2010 Shanghai – the most visited Expo in the World History
https://www.britannica.com/event/Expo-Shanghai-2010
China’s official organizer of the Expo, CCPIT (China Council for the Promotion of International Trade https://en.ccpit.org/) has chosen Dr. Alyce Su as the Cover Person with Cover Story, in the Expo’s official magazine distributed throughout the Expo, showcasing China’s New Generation of Leaders to the World.
Part 2 Deep Dive: Navigating the 2024 Slowdownjeffkluth1
Introduction
The global retail industry has weathered numerous storms, with the financial crisis of 2008 serving as a poignant reminder of the sector's resilience and adaptability. However, as we navigate the complex landscape of 2024, retailers face a unique set of challenges that demand innovative strategies and a fundamental shift in mindset. This white paper contrasts the impact of the 2008 recession on the retail sector with the current headwinds retailers are grappling with, while offering a comprehensive roadmap for success in this new paradigm.
Best practices for project execution and deliveryCLIVE MINCHIN
A select set of project management best practices to keep your project on-track, on-cost and aligned to scope. Many firms have don't have the necessary skills, diligence, methods and oversight of their projects; this leads to slippage, higher costs and longer timeframes. Often firms have a history of projects that simply failed to move the needle. These best practices will help your firm avoid these pitfalls but they require fortitude to apply.
Profiles of Iconic Fashion Personalities.pdfTTop Threads
The fashion industry is dynamic and ever-changing, continuously sculpted by trailblazing visionaries who challenge norms and redefine beauty. This document delves into the profiles of some of the most iconic fashion personalities whose impact has left a lasting impression on the industry. From timeless designers to modern-day influencers, each individual has uniquely woven their thread into the rich fabric of fashion history, contributing to its ongoing evolution.
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Discover timeless style with the 2022 Vintage Roman Numerals Men's Ring. Crafted from premium stainless steel, this 6mm wide ring embodies elegance and durability. Perfect as a gift, it seamlessly blends classic Roman numeral detailing with modern sophistication, making it an ideal accessory for any occasion.
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Zodiac Signs and Food Preferences_ What Your Sign Says About Your Tastemy Pandit
Know what your zodiac sign says about your taste in food! Explore how the 12 zodiac signs influence your culinary preferences with insights from MyPandit. Dive into astrology and flavors!
Product Design Trends in 2024 | Teenage EngineeringsPixeldarts
The realm of product design is a constantly changing environment where technology and style intersect. Every year introduces fresh challenges and exciting trends that mold the future of this captivating art form. In this piece, we delve into the significant trends set to influence the look and functionality of product design in the year 2024.
How Race, Age and Gender Shape Attitudes Towards Mental HealthThinkNow
Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
IMPACT Silver is a pure silver zinc producer with over $260 million in revenue since 2008 and a large 100% owned 210km Mexico land package - 2024 catalysts includes new 14% grade zinc Plomosas mine and 20,000m of fully funded exploration drilling.
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Navigating the world of forex trading can be challenging, especially for beginners. To help you make an informed decision, we have comprehensively compared the best forex brokers in India for 2024. This article, reviewed by Top Forex Brokers Review, will cover featured award winners, the best forex brokers, featured offers, the best copy trading platforms, the best forex brokers for beginners, the best MetaTrader brokers, and recently updated reviews. We will focus on FP Markets, Black Bull, EightCap, IC Markets, and Octa.
4 Benefits of Partnering with an OnlyFans Agency for Content Creators.pdfonlyfansmanagedau
In the competitive world of content creation, standing out and maximising revenue on platforms like OnlyFans can be challenging. This is where partnering with an OnlyFans agency can make a significant difference. Here are five key benefits for content creators considering this option:
[To download this presentation, visit:
https://www.oeconsulting.com.sg/training-presentations]
This presentation is a curated compilation of PowerPoint diagrams and templates designed to illustrate 20 different digital transformation frameworks and models. These frameworks are based on recent industry trends and best practices, ensuring that the content remains relevant and up-to-date.
Key highlights include Microsoft's Digital Transformation Framework, which focuses on driving innovation and efficiency, and McKinsey's Ten Guiding Principles, which provide strategic insights for successful digital transformation. Additionally, Forrester's framework emphasizes enhancing customer experiences and modernizing IT infrastructure, while IDC's MaturityScape helps assess and develop organizational digital maturity. MIT's framework explores cutting-edge strategies for achieving digital success.
These materials are perfect for enhancing your business or classroom presentations, offering visual aids to supplement your insights. Please note that while comprehensive, these slides are intended as supplementary resources and may not be complete for standalone instructional purposes.
Frameworks/Models included:
Microsoft’s Digital Transformation Framework
McKinsey’s Ten Guiding Principles of Digital Transformation
Forrester’s Digital Transformation Framework
IDC’s Digital Transformation MaturityScape
MIT’s Digital Transformation Framework
Gartner’s Digital Transformation Framework
Accenture’s Digital Strategy & Enterprise Frameworks
Deloitte’s Digital Industrial Transformation Framework
Capgemini’s Digital Transformation Framework
PwC’s Digital Transformation Framework
Cisco’s Digital Transformation Framework
Cognizant’s Digital Transformation Framework
DXC Technology’s Digital Transformation Framework
The BCG Strategy Palette
McKinsey’s Digital Transformation Framework
Digital Transformation Compass
Four Levels of Digital Maturity
Design Thinking Framework
Business Model Canvas
Customer Journey Map
Anny Serafina Love - Letter of Recommendation by Kellen Harkins, MS.AnnySerafinaLove
This letter, written by Kellen Harkins, Course Director at Full Sail University, commends Anny Love's exemplary performance in the Video Sharing Platforms class. It highlights her dedication, willingness to challenge herself, and exceptional skills in production, editing, and marketing across various video platforms like YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram.
The Genesis of BriansClub.cm Famous Dark WEb PlatformSabaaSudozai
BriansClub.cm, a famous platform on the dark web, has become one of the most infamous carding marketplaces, specializing in the sale of stolen credit card data.
Cover Story - China's Investment Leader - Dr. Alyce SUmsthrill
In World Expo 2010 Shanghai – the most visited Expo in the World History
https://www.britannica.com/event/Expo-Shanghai-2010
China’s official organizer of the Expo, CCPIT (China Council for the Promotion of International Trade https://en.ccpit.org/) has chosen Dr. Alyce Su as the Cover Person with Cover Story, in the Expo’s official magazine distributed throughout the Expo, showcasing China’s New Generation of Leaders to the World.
Part 2 Deep Dive: Navigating the 2024 Slowdownjeffkluth1
Introduction
The global retail industry has weathered numerous storms, with the financial crisis of 2008 serving as a poignant reminder of the sector's resilience and adaptability. However, as we navigate the complex landscape of 2024, retailers face a unique set of challenges that demand innovative strategies and a fundamental shift in mindset. This white paper contrasts the impact of the 2008 recession on the retail sector with the current headwinds retailers are grappling with, while offering a comprehensive roadmap for success in this new paradigm.
Best practices for project execution and deliveryCLIVE MINCHIN
A select set of project management best practices to keep your project on-track, on-cost and aligned to scope. Many firms have don't have the necessary skills, diligence, methods and oversight of their projects; this leads to slippage, higher costs and longer timeframes. Often firms have a history of projects that simply failed to move the needle. These best practices will help your firm avoid these pitfalls but they require fortitude to apply.
Profiles of Iconic Fashion Personalities.pdfTTop Threads
The fashion industry is dynamic and ever-changing, continuously sculpted by trailblazing visionaries who challenge norms and redefine beauty. This document delves into the profiles of some of the most iconic fashion personalities whose impact has left a lasting impression on the industry. From timeless designers to modern-day influencers, each individual has uniquely woven their thread into the rich fabric of fashion history, contributing to its ongoing evolution.
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Discover timeless style with the 2022 Vintage Roman Numerals Men's Ring. Crafted from premium stainless steel, this 6mm wide ring embodies elegance and durability. Perfect as a gift, it seamlessly blends classic Roman numeral detailing with modern sophistication, making it an ideal accessory for any occasion.
https://rb.gy/usj1a2
Zodiac Signs and Food Preferences_ What Your Sign Says About Your Tastemy Pandit
Know what your zodiac sign says about your taste in food! Explore how the 12 zodiac signs influence your culinary preferences with insights from MyPandit. Dive into astrology and flavors!
Product Design Trends in 2024 | Teenage EngineeringsPixeldarts
The realm of product design is a constantly changing environment where technology and style intersect. Every year introduces fresh challenges and exciting trends that mold the future of this captivating art form. In this piece, we delve into the significant trends set to influence the look and functionality of product design in the year 2024.
How Race, Age and Gender Shape Attitudes Towards Mental HealthThinkNow
Mental health has been in the news quite a bit lately. Dozens of U.S. states are currently suing Meta for contributing to the youth mental health crisis by inserting addictive features into their products, while the U.S. Surgeon General is touring the nation to bring awareness to the growing epidemic of loneliness and isolation. The country has endured periods of low national morale, such as in the 1970s when high inflation and the energy crisis worsened public sentiment following the Vietnam War. The current mood, however, feels different. Gallup recently reported that national mental health is at an all-time low, with few bright spots to lift spirits.
To better understand how Americans are feeling and their attitudes towards mental health in general, ThinkNow conducted a nationally representative quantitative survey of 1,500 respondents and found some interesting differences among ethnic, age and gender groups.
Technology
For example, 52% agree that technology and social media have a negative impact on mental health, but when broken out by race, 61% of Whites felt technology had a negative effect, and only 48% of Hispanics thought it did.
While technology has helped us keep in touch with friends and family in faraway places, it appears to have degraded our ability to connect in person. Staying connected online is a double-edged sword since the same news feed that brings us pictures of the grandkids and fluffy kittens also feeds us news about the wars in Israel and Ukraine, the dysfunction in Washington, the latest mass shooting and the climate crisis.
Hispanics may have a built-in defense against the isolation technology breeds, owing to their large, multigenerational households, strong social support systems, and tendency to use social media to stay connected with relatives abroad.
Age and Gender
When asked how individuals rate their mental health, men rate it higher than women by 11 percentage points, and Baby Boomers rank it highest at 83%, saying it’s good or excellent vs. 57% of Gen Z saying the same.
Gen Z spends the most amount of time on social media, so the notion that social media negatively affects mental health appears to be correlated. Unfortunately, Gen Z is also the generation that’s least comfortable discussing mental health concerns with healthcare professionals. Only 40% of them state they’re comfortable discussing their issues with a professional compared to 60% of Millennials and 65% of Boomers.
Race Affects Attitudes
As seen in previous research conducted by ThinkNow, Asian Americans lag other groups when it comes to awareness of mental health issues. Twenty-four percent of Asian Americans believe that having a mental health issue is a sign of weakness compared to the 16% average for all groups. Asians are also considerably less likely to be aware of mental health services in their communities (42% vs. 55%) and most likely to seek out information on social media (51% vs. 35%).
AI Trends in Creative Operations 2024 by Artwork Flow.pdfmarketingartwork
Creative operations teams expect increased AI use in 2024. Currently, over half of tasks are not AI-enabled, but this is expected to decrease in the coming year. ChatGPT is the most popular AI tool currently. Business leaders are more actively exploring AI benefits than individual contributors. Most respondents do not believe AI will impact workforce size in 2024. However, some inhibitions still exist around AI accuracy and lack of understanding. Creatives primarily want to use AI to save time on mundane tasks and boost productivity.
Organizational culture includes values, norms, systems, symbols, language, assumptions, beliefs, and habits that influence employee behaviors and how people interpret those behaviors. It is important because culture can help or hinder a company's success. Some key aspects of Netflix's culture that help it achieve results include hiring smartly so every position has stars, focusing on attitude over just aptitude, and having a strict policy against peacocks, whiners, and jerks.
PEPSICO Presentation to CAGNY Conference Feb 2024Neil Kimberley
PepsiCo provided a safe harbor statement noting that any forward-looking statements are based on currently available information and are subject to risks and uncertainties. It also provided information on non-GAAP measures and directing readers to its website for disclosure and reconciliation. The document then discussed PepsiCo's business overview, including that it is a global beverage and convenient food company with iconic brands, $91 billion in net revenue in 2023, and nearly $14 billion in core operating profit. It operates through a divisional structure with a focus on local consumers.
Content Methodology: A Best Practices Report (Webinar)contently
This document provides an overview of content methodology best practices. It defines content methodology as establishing objectives, KPIs, and a culture of continuous learning and iteration. An effective methodology focuses on connecting with audiences, creating optimal content, and optimizing processes. It also discusses why a methodology is needed due to the competitive landscape, proliferation of channels, and opportunities for improvement. Components of an effective methodology include defining objectives and KPIs, audience analysis, identifying opportunities, and evaluating resources. The document concludes with recommendations around creating a content plan, testing and optimizing content over 90 days.
How to Prepare For a Successful Job Search for 2024Albert Qian
The document provides guidance on preparing a job search for 2024. It discusses the state of the job market, focusing on growth in AI and healthcare but also continued layoffs. It recommends figuring out what you want to do by researching interests and skills, then conducting informational interviews. The job search should involve building a personal brand on LinkedIn, actively applying to jobs, tailoring resumes and interviews, maintaining job hunting as a habit, and continuing self-improvement. Once hired, the document advises setting new goals and keeping skills and networking active in case of future opportunities.
A report by thenetworkone and Kurio.
The contributing experts and agencies are (in an alphabetical order): Sylwia Rytel, Social Media Supervisor, 180heartbeats + JUNG v MATT (PL), Sharlene Jenner, Vice President - Director of Engagement Strategy, Abelson Taylor (USA), Alex Casanovas, Digital Director, Atrevia (ES), Dora Beilin, Senior Social Strategist, Barrett Hoffher (USA), Min Seo, Campaign Director, Brand New Agency (KR), Deshé M. Gully, Associate Strategist, Day One Agency (USA), Francesca Trevisan, Strategist, Different (IT), Trevor Crossman, CX and Digital Transformation Director; Olivia Hussey, Strategic Planner; Simi Srinarula, Social Media Manager, The Hallway (AUS), James Hebbert, Managing Director, Hylink (CN / UK), Mundy Álvarez, Planning Director; Pedro Rojas, Social Media Manager; Pancho González, CCO, Inbrax (CH), Oana Oprea, Head of Digital Planning, Jam Session Agency (RO), Amy Bottrill, Social Account Director, Launch (UK), Gaby Arriaga, Founder, Leonardo1452 (MX), Shantesh S Row, Creative Director, Liwa (UAE), Rajesh Mehta, Chief Strategy Officer; Dhruv Gaur, Digital Planning Lead; Leonie Mergulhao, Account Supervisor - Social Media & PR, Medulla (IN), Aurelija Plioplytė, Head of Digital & Social, Not Perfect (LI), Daiana Khaidargaliyeva, Account Manager, Osaka Labs (UK / USA), Stefanie Söhnchen, Vice President Digital, PIABO Communications (DE), Elisabeth Winiartati, Managing Consultant, Head of Global Integrated Communications; Lydia Aprina, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Nita Prabowo, Account Manager, Integrated Marketing and Communications; Okhi, Web Developer, PNTR Group (ID), Kei Obusan, Insights Director; Daffi Ranandi, Insights Manager, Radarr (SG), Gautam Reghunath, Co-founder & CEO, Talented (IN), Donagh Humphreys, Head of Social and Digital Innovation, THINKHOUSE (IRE), Sarah Yim, Strategy Director, Zulu Alpha Kilo (CA).
Trends In Paid Search: Navigating The Digital Landscape In 2024Search Engine Journal
The search marketing landscape is evolving rapidly with new technologies, and professionals, like you, rely on innovative paid search strategies to meet changing demands.
It’s important that you’re ready to implement new strategies in 2024.
Check this out and learn the top trends in paid search advertising that are expected to gain traction, so you can drive higher ROI more efficiently in 2024.
You’ll learn:
- The latest trends in AI and automation, and what this means for an evolving paid search ecosystem.
- New developments in privacy and data regulation.
- Emerging ad formats that are expected to make an impact next year.
Watch Sreekant Lanka from iQuanti and Irina Klein from OneMain Financial as they dive into the future of paid search and explore the trends, strategies, and technologies that will shape the search marketing landscape.
If you’re looking to assess your paid search strategy and design an industry-aligned plan for 2024, then this webinar is for you.
5 Public speaking tips from TED - Visualized summarySpeakerHub
From their humble beginnings in 1984, TED has grown into the world’s most powerful amplifier for speakers and thought-leaders to share their ideas. They have over 2,400 filmed talks (not including the 30,000+ TEDx videos) freely available online, and have hosted over 17,500 events around the world.
With over one billion views in a year, it’s no wonder that so many speakers are looking to TED for ideas on how to share their message more effectively.
The article “5 Public-Speaking Tips TED Gives Its Speakers”, by Carmine Gallo for Forbes, gives speakers five practical ways to connect with their audience, and effectively share their ideas on stage.
Whether you are gearing up to get on a TED stage yourself, or just want to master the skills that so many of their speakers possess, these tips and quotes from Chris Anderson, the TED Talks Curator, will encourage you to make the most impactful impression on your audience.
See the full article and more summaries like this on SpeakerHub here: https://speakerhub.com/blog/5-presentation-tips-ted-gives-its-speakers
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1. “….All that devour Israel shall offend: evil shall come upon them saith the Lord…”
{Jeremiah second chapter, third verse…Colonel John
Henry Patterson to Lord Lothian June, 1940}
We Are Sorry…that
As Mandated officially by all Jews, whether whole, half, quarter or one third Jews, tall and short, black, yellow, white, brown and those out of breath who are momentarily red…as a consequence of a resolution of the 5333 International Conference of Yids, Kikes, Jude, Eivrei, Juif, etc. Etc. Held this day in Bora Bora, Tahiti I am mandated, authorized and empowered to say. Sorry! To all you Anti Semites, Racists, Anti Zionists, Conspiritorialists, Left Wingers, Screw Balls, Jihadists, Habitual Haters, Losers, Envious, Maladjusted, Ignorant, Jealous, intellectually limited, ‘progressive’ Jew self haters, etc. etc. etc.…
We are Sorry…that Sonja Karkar [BDS] has no qualms about repetitively using doctored pictures of Palestinian children or pictures out of context no matter how many times she gets caught doing it…Added 1/11/2014’Shimshon’
We are Sorry that the UN Blue hats pump hundreds of millions into ‘Palestine’ every year that ends up in the pockets of the leadership yet does not think that the Yazidi nor Assyrians are support worthy, Added 1/11/2014 ‘shimshon’
We are Sorry that…. Europe, the ‘Age’, Fairfax,CNN,Al Jabbuba suffer from the ‘Palestine Syndrome …’…the abrupt and often total collapse of logical reasoning ,skeptical intelligence and ordinary moral judgment whenever the subject of ‘Palestine’ arises’, Added 2/11/2014 Jonah
We are Sorry …that we must bleed profusely to curry the worlds favor…isn’t going to happen anymore…. get used to it, Added 3/11/2014 Tamara
We are Sorry …that the world deserted the Jews when Hitler said he was going to exterminate them all…. surely as you appreciate…we only trust ourselves now, Added 2/11/2014 drumbeat’
We are Sorry …that you sympathized when one and a half million Jewish children were slaughtered…but that didn’t bring them back…did it? Added 3/11/2014’Shirleyk’
We are Sorry …that every day of every year our belief that we have only ourselves to rely upon is reaffirmed…the Hutu, Cambodian, Assyrian, Syrian, Yazidi massacres are the lessons of history to be learnt again, Added 4/11/2014 ‘Paris’
We are Sorry…that we don’t trust humanity anymore…so many have and you keep failing them, Added 4/11/2014’Dov’
2. We are Sorry …that the UN is a league of nations but as the Cambodians, Hutu, Syrians,Assyrians,Yazidi know…that are not a league of humans, Added 4/11/2014’ Paris’
We are Sorry…that you did not heed the `warnings of Israel for three decades and now the forces of darkness yet again threaten civilization, Added 5/11/2014 Archi
We are Sorry …that you do not listen to the wisdom of Jerusalem about Iran…and closed your eyes to the hate they unashamedly espouse directed at western civilization, Added 6/11/2014 Jonah
We are Sorry …that the liberals, progressives, leftists…the Chamberlains of today, have a death wish…just don’t take us with you again, Added 6/11/2014 Dave.U.K
We are Sorry …that we just don’t trust you anymore…first came the Egyptians to enslave us and when we didn’t want to be slaves they hated us, then came the Romans and when we didn’t want their coliseum ‘civilization’ they hated us, then came the Persians and when we didn’t like their way of life they hated us, then came the Catholics to save us and they got really pissed of at rejection ,then came Luther who wanted to save us and boy did he get offended easily then came Mohammed, then the pushy Bolsheviks…you’d think by now you would have got the message? It aint going to happen! Added 7/11/2014’ Stantheman’
We are Sorry …that Senator Melissa Parke has a really sane credible mentor [Richard Faulk]who is of the opinion that the “US Government orchestrated the September 11 attacks…” shes so bright and overflowing with unyielding integrity she may qualify as the next QC to head the ‘Melbourne Response’ or even become the Legal Services Commissioner,
We are Sorry …that the Islamists have killed ,raped,beheaded hundreds of the AL BUNIMR tribe whilst the bigmouths [foulmouths?] of the UN ,left lapdogs, socialists,BBC ,ABC,and the Palestinian BDS fraudsters remain silent resting in their kennels…Sorry but not surprised…after all…whats new?
We are Sorry …that the UK Parliament with their tails between their legs in a pathetic effort of ‘Chamberlain like’ appeasement of their often violent often overwhelming intimidating local muslim population voted to create a Palestinian state on Israels doorstep…just what the world needs…another platform for chronic dysfunctionalism in the Middle East,
We are Sorry …that the British are quickly forgetting that it was the Zion Mule Corp at Gallipoli bringing ammunition to the front and braving fire to remove the dead and wounded…and not an Arab was to be seen,
We are Sorry …that it was the Jews of the world [1.5 million men and women] who were not under Hitler’s boot who rallied to the cause fighting in allied armies whilst the grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Husain El Hussaini was sipping tea with Hitler in Berlin,
3. We are Sorry…that the UK forgets that it was the Jewish Legion that fought under General Allenby to free Palestine from the yoke of Ottoman oppression…and there was not an Arab to be seen,
We are Sorry …that the UK Parliament forgets that in WW1it was the Jewish General Sir John Monash stood fast with his command on the Western front …and not an Arab was to be seen,
We are Sorry…that Allah gave the Arabs Palestine in the 14thCentury…Allah had already given it to the Jews a 1000 years before…the very same Allah…go lodge a complaint to him,
We are Sorry …that Allah who gave the Muslims Jerusalem then changed his mind and gave it ‘lock ,stock & Barrel’ to the Jews…Allahknows what he is doing…listen…
We are Sorry…that Senator Melissa Parke does not have Islamic Front as neighbors,that she does not live in Saudi Arabia and enjoy the ‘equal rights’ and respect that Arab Muslim women ‘enjoy’ in those wonderful fulfilling environments….she surely deserves this experience and she would be far more enticing all covered up in a chandor…don’t you think?
We are Sorry…that we cant give the West bank back…Uncle Moshe transferred it to his wife last month for an appropriate consideration…
We are Sorry that…we taught you circumcision and you lost the little edge you had over us,
We are Sorry that… when you got there instead of the 70 virgins you expected -Morry Goldberg met you at the pearly gates,
We are Sorry that… you will all die prematurely from Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Polio and Red Back spider bites, as you are not allowed to use the vaccines that exist as Jews invented them,
We are Sorry that…Israel is booming after existing for only 60 years and you are still mired in excrement heaps thousands of years old,
We are Sorry that…you thought it was appropriate to operate an Inquisition murdering, maiming, torturing beyond all human decency our people,
We are Sorry that … you worship a dead Jew, one Jew, and an effigy, which you hang from walls in rather gaudy architectural creations
We are Sorry that…. You bow and scrape before statues of a nice Jewish girl called Mary you seem to have a need to allege she was a hooker,
We are Sorry that…we don’t want to end up like the Yazidis at your mercy,
We are Sorry that…you don’t like the Alawites and sometimes the Shia and sometimes the Sunni, often the Christians, usually the Baha’i and almost always the Zoaristians …but always uniformly hate us,
4. We are Sorry that…it took the Catholic Church 2000 years to forgive us,
We are Sorry that…you cannot listen to Mendelssohn or kiss or Leonard Cohen, as they are Jews,
We are Sorry that …you bomb out on Simon and Garfunkel also for the same reason,
We are Sorry that …Sammy Davis is out, as is Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman and Al Jolson [if you are an oldie],
We are Sorry that …you can’t use the mobile phone as it was first developed in Israel,
We are Sorry that. …Hollywood movies are out and Spielberg rules supreme,
We are Sorry that …your kids will never see the wonders of Disneyland, as Eisner must really piss you off,
We are Sorry that…Mark Spitz showed you how it was done at the Olympics,
We are Sorry that… the ‘Michelin man’ has nothing on us, we keep coming back,
We are Sorry that your kids can’t watch the latest Spiderman movie, as Spiderman is a Jew,
We are Sorry that… the roles are not reversed and we were getting buggered in Gaza…. We had enough of that, as it was not good fun,
We are Sorry that …the Arabs of Israel have the longest life expectancy and lowest infant mortality out of 54 Muslim, Middle Eastern and North African countries,
We are Sorry that…over a million Jews fought with the allied armies during the Second World War whilst there were dedicated Muslim divisions in the SS Reich,
We are Sorry that ….the Vatican wants to declare anti Semite collaborator Pope Pius a saint when he wasn’t so saintly nor Pius and we don’t take to the idea,
We are Sorry that …Martin Luther the reformist hated Jews, and you admire him???
We are Sorry that . . . your mothers would tell you when you were babies who wouldn’t go to sleep that the ‘big bad Jew would get you’ if you didn’t go to sleep,
We are Sorry that…the sum total of the GNP manufacturing capacity of the Arabic nations excluding oil could fit into a mop bucket and there still would be room left over for a couple of kilo of M&M’s,
5. We are Sorry that… Pope Pius and his holy church, whilst 6,000,000 of his’ elder brother & sisters, men, women and children, were murdered in a orgy of industrial scale genocide whilst he and his gang remained silent,
We are Sorry that …you kicked a million Jews out of Tunisia, Egypt, Jordan, Sudan, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen etc and felt you needed to take their business, homes and possessions as well as hanging a few publicly for good measure spotted with the occasional [?] Rapes,
We are Sorry that…Israel absorbed its refugees and you parked yours on Israel’s borders were they still live today, as long as they don’t irritate you or you massacre them,
We are Sorry that …the ‘Age’ is so incurably obsessed with Jews and Israel that they should be in the magnifying glass business rather than printing newspapers,
We are Sorry that you are upset about Mike Carlton being given the boot…. We are really bleeding about that one,
We are Sorry that… Gaza felt the need to lob 11,300 rockets at us over the last few years and really Sorry that you are so offended when we retaliate,
We are Sorry that …you spend all that time underground to build tunnels to kill us and we go underground to build bunkers to protect ourselves from your rockets,
We are Sorry that… you hate us more than you love your children,
We are Sorry that… you read it wrong in the beginning…. The book said ‘circumcise the men’ not the ‘men and women’,
We are Sorry…especially to the Saudis for allowing women to drive…that will be a subject of review at the next plenary,
We are Sorry that Europe still hates the Jews…but most of all there are not many left…remember…you killed most of them,
We are Sorry that …we lobby…promise in the future we will maintain our silence and only you can lobby,
We are Sorry that… we are winning wars…it must be distressing and certainly a radical change for which you need more time to acclimatize to…we sympathize,
We are Sorry that …we like Russell brand and how he stuck it up ‘Hugo Boss’…next time we will be far more careful and contain our delight maintaining our place,
We are Sorry that …we feel the need to build high walls around our children’s schools…did you ever wonder why?
6. We are Sorry that …you feel the need to drive by and scream ‘fucking Jew’.’Fuck the Jews’, ‘we will kill you’, ‘and go back to Israel’…. We do regularly…. All of that…
We are Sorry that …we don’t scream at you ‘f…… Christians’, but we like your women and they seem to like our guys…almost insatiable?
We are Sorry that …no Jews are employed at the legal Services Commissioner’s office or law Institute…but then again soon there won’t be any guys there also…. Shame about that,
We are sorry that …this Jew speaks up. After all be satisfied as you already have so many that try so hard to fit in…
We are Sorry that …you all want Jewish doctors, lawyers and accountants…. Is that because you don’t trust your own? Need to think about that one
We are Sorry that …we ‘stick together’…. We know…no one else does so why do us…. Except those Chinese…. But then again everyone wants to close down Chinatown also,
We are Sorry that…. You have left the Iraqi Christians and Yazidi to rot and perish on mount Sinjar whilst Israel rose to the salvation of its co religionists worldwide, Ethiopia, Egypt, Syria, and Iraq and most recently from Yemen,
We are Sorry that… we don’t kill the men and then take the women and children into slavery like the Islamists of ISIS…. Just like the good old days,
We are Sorry that the Vatican reached a ‘Concordat’ with Mussolini, isn’t the appropriate term ‘collaboration’?
We are Sorry that… the Army of Israel has tanks with 5 gears…. 4 forward and one back whilst the glorious mother of all armies …the Iraqis got it wrong ….all five back,
We are Sorry that …we don’t bury alive our enemies and have our children hold up their severed heads for the media,
We are Sorry that …Leunig [‘Age’] doesn’t do cartoons about the plight of the Yazidis, or Chaldeans, or the Baha’i in Iran or the Boko Haram murders. …Obviously he doesn’t think they are worthy of his talents, must be because he has his hands full with all that stuff about the ‘Jews; Sorry our fault again…we will step back,
We are Sorry that…Leunig doesn’t think the Kurds of Kobane are ‘Leunig worthy’,
We are Sorry that…. Leunig doesn’t consider the plight of the Christians of Syria and Iraq…’leunig worthy’…. Just so much you and the ‘Age’ can do in a day…. Eh?
7. We are Sorry that…. Mike Carlton has by oversight alone not written as to his outrage as to the plight of Africans at the hands of the Sudanese military or Boko Haram, or Syrian 200.000 dead, or ISIS or the deaths in Thahir square
Or the weekly castrations, hand severing, beheadings in the city squares in Saudi Arabia, obviously not worthy of his attention…we are…. And it’s a source of pride,
We are Sorry that ….the ‘Age’ hasn’t opened an office in Africa to benefit from the journalistic opportunities ….do you need some help? I’m sure the ‘Australian’ and ‘time’ will assist…. But your preference as a source would be ‘Al Jabubba’. …Wouldn’t it…it would be easy to satisfy you…. Just say ‘Jew’ and your board and hoard of journalists would be on it like a rash! Just like the old days …like a hoard of pogromists in a Polish village, [get the message ‘The good times are over!]
We are Sorry that… your kids need to abuse, denigrate and bash our children at football games…. Really wouldn’t it be more sensible to try that after the game….
We are Sorry that …our kids are called’ bloody Jew’ and ‘Dirty Jew’ at every game but we don’t reciprocate…if we did would it stop? Send me a letter and we will try it out if you guarantee an outcome,
We are Sorry that …all Jewish Schools in Australia have guards inside and outside…. Do Christian and Muslim schools have them…no but then again what would we throw at them…. Bagels? Need any?
We are Sorry that …when you get really pissed you want to kill us and drive by our synagogues and scream ‘Fucking Jew’ [only occasionally these days, while we go eat cheesecake when we are angry,
We are Sorry that …we still talk about the 6.000.000 men, women and children murdered in WW2 by a Christian world…. We know you are sick of it…but with due respect you just can’t shut up about one dead Jew who died 2000 years Age…. Get over it!
We are Sorry that…we turn shit into gold…. But don’t worry the Gulf Arabs are doing well …they have a talent…they can turn Gold into Shit…. No mean feat,
We are Sorry that…. You like our professors and engineers and scientists. …But then you hate us…Sorry but we can’t stop now…
We are Sorry that Einstein gave you nuclear power to power your cities and…
We are Sorry that …the UN won’t appoint a human rights committee to investigate war crimes against the Syrians [all sides] and against the Yizidis and Baha’i and Christians but the Pedestrians certainly will,
8. We are Sorry that the cesspool called the UN is comfortable and welcome and thriving in the biggest Jewish city in the world…. New York…imagines the UN operating out of Baghdad or Cairo or Damascus or Tripoli or Jeddah…. It would be preferable…. Maybe they would learn a little appreciation and base gratitude,
We are Sorry that…Steven Hawking is kept alive by Jewish doctors, uses software developed in Israel but selectively chooses Israel as an objective of his moral attention,
We are Sorry that…Jews don’t kill each other…. It seems that Alawite, Sunni and Shia don’t share the same ethos…oh well each to your own,
We are Sorry that…Turkey doesn’t like us anymore…. Sorry you Turkey, But ‘up yours Jack’!
We are Sorry that…anti Semitism is on the rise in Hungary…but then again it didn’t fall in order to rise,
We are Sorry that… Sweden is pissed off at Israel…. Well they did sit out the war selling coal and iron ore and ball bearings to the Nazi…. Helping them murder tens of millions,
We are Sorry that …the Swiss banks got sprung stealing all those dead Jews bank and safe deposits…. That must have really pissed them of now that we know that all those conservative bankers are just thieving scumbags who were dealing, with the knowledge of the government with gold taken from Jewish teeth,
We are Sorry that …Allianz Insurance like so many other insurers wouldn’t pay to relatives of the dead on life insurance policies unless they produced death certificates…. But the Nazis in the concentration camps were behind in their paper work and haven’t mailed them out… but Allianz assures they have made inquiries,
We are Sorry that…Volkswagen and Mercedes and Krupp didn’t see fit to change the names of these proud enterprises…. After all what do the Germans have to be ashamed of?
We are Sorry that…. We don’t run with the heard but I prefer when lunching not to have the cow in front of me crapping on it,
We are Sorry that ….we see being a Judge and believing in virgin birth simultaneously presents a credibility issue, but we go along with it…. Anything for a little peace,
We are Sorry that…the Irish Catholics are such oppressive anti-Semitic child abusing murderous drunken pricks, which supported the Nazi during the war and properly still would,
We are Sorry that…. You used the tombstones of Jewish graves, as paving stones and turned ancient Synagogues into stables when Jordan occupied Jerusalem and it was filthy but the lefties liked it…. They like filth…and now everyone can worship how they like with dignity,
9. We are Sorry that ….the Christians, Muslims, Hindu, Baha’i of Israel live well as equals in a democratic society yet no Jew can live as a equal, and mostly not at all, in any Arab country…and soon no Christian likewise,
We are Sorry that…the sands of Israel bloom while the sands of the Arab countries run deep with the blood of their own citizens,
We are Sorry that…. We don’t want another Syria, or ISIS, or Caliphate or Iraq on our doorstep,
We are Sorry that…. We want one lousy little sliver of land as a Jewish homeland…. While the Christians, Buddhists, Muslims and Hindus have so much…. We don’t want any of theirs…. So rack off…
We are Sorry that …”Al Jabubba” is financed by a fascist hereditary dictator that has been very successful at hiring a bevy of mediocre, out of work journos who are willing to prostrate themselves for a buck,
We are Sorry that…. Poor old CNN spent all that time caressing the Arab world’s rear end and all to naught…. Along came ‘Al Jabubba’ and now it’s ‘can’ whom? Life is really cruel,
We are Sorry that. …Borat pissed down on the Jew haters from up high,
We are Sorry that. …Seinfeld kicked a hell of a lot of goals…. More than Sam Kekovitch,
We are Sorry that ….Mel Gibson didn’t visit Gaza recently during the shelling,
We are Sorry that…the Arabs think chess has hair on it or you light it and throw it …if you remember to,
We are Sorry that…Milton Friedman and Paul Samuelsson didn’t keep it to themselves,
We are Sorry that…so many Jews have been awarded Nobel Prizes for contributions to the advance of humanity …it must be embarrassing for you…. Sorry …we understand,
We are Sorry that…Allen, Streisand, Iglesias must always be avoided…if you don’t remember we will remind you.
We are Sorry that…you can’t be a Star Track fan [William Shatter] or Sci Fi [Stanley Kubrick], give comedy a miss [Mel Brooks, Been Stiller, The Marx Bros., Jerry Lewis], you know us Jews are funny, Sorry, we know …its nothing to laugh about,
We are Sorry…for Freud,
We are Sorry that …we abide by the laws of the land and you won’t find many of us in prison but regrettably it seems a hell of a lot of’ youse’ are, in there,
10. We are Sorry that …we don’t want to lift the embargo on Gaza so you can import more rockets to replenish your depleted stores and then fire more rockets at civilians necessitating a forth Gaza war generating some more business to make the lords of Gaza as rich as their glutted Fatah mates, no better source of funding then donations …is there?
We are Sorry that….’al jazzier’ [also known as ‘ al jabubba’] never seems to do any stories /highlights or even lowlights on FIFA bribery stories in the kingdom or Nepalese worker deaths or Pilipino maid rape or slavery issues in the kingdom…. Could that be that there is a problem with what’s termed ‘conflict of interest’…? After all Al Jabubba is a monopoly owner by the ruler,
We are Sorry that…. France aint France no more but this time whether we leave or you kick us out we got somewhere to go, your stuck now with your mates…. ha ha.
We are Sorry that…. We have no affectations to end up like Daniel Pearl or James Foley …head hanging from the hand of a nine year old with dad in the background urging him on,
We are Sorry that …you feel the need when you are protesting to rant, rave, brandish arms, whip yourselves up into frenzy, threaten, scream and wave fists…. That’s all hard work,
We are Sorry that …we got it wrong…. That is your work, all your work and not much more…. No wonder you are excited,
We are Sorry that. …Malmo doesn’t welcome us anymore…. But Malmo isn’t exactly welcoming of the Swedes anymore also,
We are Sorry that…. We thought that if you are aware of a crime, especially systemic child abuse that you are obliged to report it to the police. I didn’t know that all you do is hire a whole lot of barristers from within the fold and call them fancy titles [did they wear wigs?], pay them four plus figure fees daily and legislate your own court system…. Sought of sideline legislature erected justice system…very imaginative…
We are Sorry that you liked our one God idea…. Ok …well we want royalties now,
We are Sorry we like after our own and you seem determined to cannibalize yours,
We are Sorry that…. Facebook is no good for you …Zuckerberg is a true blue and white Red Sea pedestrian,
We are Sorry that you use concrete to build tunnels to kill whilst we build bomb shelters to save and protect our children,
We are Sorry that…. We also have our own depraved nuts, Looney’s and hate mongers …but…considering the relentless barbarous treatment over 1800 years at the hands of the Romans, Greeks, Persians, Spaniards, Europeans, Russians etc, etc, it is surprising there are so few,
11. We are Sorry that…. We are no longer at the mercy of the jihadists, blackmailers, gentry, princes who didn’t want to pay their debts, aristocracy, fascists, dictators, Imams, sultans, pogromists, czars, its over mate…get it?
We are Sorry that…we think that the I/54 state solution is ideal …one Jewish state and 54 Muslim homelands…and as that is what we already have…. Game, set match…we can all relax now…of to the pub for a drink and a little slap and tickle…all over, finished, settled, all relax now, We are Sorry that…it took king Carlos 522 years to apologies for the exile from Spain of all its Jews, the theft of their possessions, the tortures, auto de fe of the inquisitions,
We are Sorry that…. It will still take a little more time for the ever-diminishing hate machine, racist generator and ‘Hobgoblins & Foul Fiends’ [Thomas Mann], the journalists and boards of the ‘Age’ to evaporate from this earth as all our enemies inevitably do,
We are Sorry that…. We felt so damned comfortable living all those centuries in Muslim lands with only the small price of the ‘Jews tax’ to pay for the privilege. …And then borne of hate and envy you cut your nose of to spite your face ….you drove us out,
We are Sorry that…Benny XVI felt it necessary to divert from his heavy schedule at the Vatican in 2008…to remove the prayer select language ‘lifting the veil from the hearts’ and ‘blindness of that people’ and ‘the darkness’ of the Jews…frankly lately we have been getting on quite well without his intercession. …But it was certainly carefully considered…it only took a thousand and bit years…. That’s what you call careful, sensitive, responsible and considered editing,
We are Sorry that …on July 7, 2007 Pope Benedict XVI needed to take the time and tell us that whilst it was still ok to say the Latin mass again that says the Jews teach ‘Perfidies’ but we are no longer to be a people that walk in darkness [Tenebrae] and blindness [Obcaecatio]…now we have a ‘path of enlightenment if we recognize the light of Jesus…’
We are Sorry that…. Bene had to go back to the pulpit on Feb.7 2008 again, now we copped a big concession…he now tells the flock ‘pray for the Jews so that they may recognize Jesus Christ …and be saved…’…Morry Goldberg didn’t like that one, frankly after what was exposed at the Banco Ambrosia I reckon that its 100 to one that Morry will slam the gate on Benny,
We are Sorry that…’Save The Children ‘fund have advertised in Village Cinema seeking funds for the children of Gaza…. Must be an edit glitch…. They forgot the children of Syria, the Yazd Children of Iraq, and the Christian Children of Sudan. The Children of Egypt and Libya and the Chaldean Children of Syria and the Baha’i Children of Iran…. Think that they don’t think those kids deserve salvation???
We are Sorry that …the Church of Truth, Mercy and Charity seems to still believe that all that Truth, Mercy and Charity stays at home in their back pockets?
We are Sorry that the impudent Jews are squeezing museums and galleries worldwide for the return of the stolen goods they have…. But there is some comfort…its only the stuff stolen in ww2 not what was stolen over the centuries,
12. We are Sorry that …the Caliphate has decreed that goat’s testicles must be covered…. Those Horney Caliphateans…. Is it the pendulous swinging of the testicles that drives you beside yourself or just the thought of what more there might be if it’s covered?
We are Sorry that we look after our own and you seem determined to cannibalize yours,
We are Sorry that you use concrete to build tunnels to kill whilst we build bomb shelters to save and protect our children,
I am Sorry that you need to be reminded that the glorious French cowered in the underpants of Vichy whilst helping the Nazi round up our children for the gas chambers …and we won’t let you forget it,
We are Sorry that…. Once resurrected Jesus left again and hasn’t come back…. Know why? He doesn’t like the way you treat his people! Get the message…he doesn’t like you…
We are Sorry that…we hold copyright on the 10 commandments…. Cough up…you owe us copyright fees big-time!
We are Sorry that…. We also have our own depraved nuts, gooneys and hate mongers …but…considering the relentless barbarous treatment over 1800 years at the hands of the Roma
We are Sorry that…. We are no longer at the mercy of the Jihadists, Blackmailers, Gentry, Princes who didn’t want to pay their Debts, Aristocracy, Fascists, Dictators, Imams, Sultans, Pogromists, czars, its over mate…get it?
We are Sorry that…we think that the I/54 state solutions are ideal …one Jewish state and 54 Muslim homeland…and as that is what we already have…. Game, set match…we can all relax now…of to the pub for a drink and a little slap and tickle…all over, finished, settled, all relax now,
We are Sorry that…it took King Carlos 522 years to apologies for the exile from Spain of all its Jews, the theft of their possessions and the tortures, auto de fee of the Inquisitions,
We are Sorry that …the Church of Truth, Mercy and Charity seems to still believe that all that Truth, Mercy and Charity stays at home,
We are Sorry that the impudent Jews are squeezing Museums and Galleries worldwide for the return of the stolen Jewish property they have receiver. But there is some comfort…its only the stuff stolen in WW2 not what was stolen over the centuries,
We are Sorry that…Seinfeld, Jackie Mason, Jack Benny, Jerry Lewis, the four Stooges, and The Marx Brothers. …Make the world laugh and you make the world cry,
We are Sorry that…Lenny Bruce was right…you are not worthy of a “fuck you.”
13. We are Sorry that…the wise Imams of Waziristan have banned Polio Vaccine, as it’s a Jewish plot invented by Salk, the Jew, of New York and Sabin the Jew of Israel…. Saving unestimatable millions of children from a nightmare disease…. What do you invent?
We are Sorry that we don’t forget and it’s not for us to forgive,
We are Sorry that…we are your conscience,
We are Sorry to…. The Eastern Orthodox Church who still refers to us as ‘Perfidies Judies’ in their Friday prayers and also Sorry to the enlightened individuals of the Byzantine Catholic Church that still refer to us in their prayers as “the murders of god, the lawless nation of the Jews”…has anyone missed us out?
We are Sorry that…postage stamp sized Israel blooms whilst the Arab countries become more arid with the passing of every year,
We are Sorry that…you laud your children and then strap explosives to them and send them to their death,
We are Sorry that the sane ones among you are cowered into silence and hence the cycle of hate and death continues,
We are Sorry that…the Palestinians name their schools after“matyrs”…. Growing more grist for the death mills,
We are Sorry that the “Age” still exists and are desperately endeavoring to locate left wing Jewish articles to brush of what finally has stuck…. That they are rabid, irrational, Jew hating anti Semites…the kind that was good at driving the trains, rounding up the children on orders and taking possession of ‘liberated’ Jewish assets,
We are Sorry that…Lawrence Money is now seen by the Jewish community for what he was and is,
We are Sorry that Ruth Pollard feels so lucky she has the job that she will chuck anything to the voraciously barbaric braying soulless mob [her estimation of her readers],
We are Sorry that… Hamas and Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood have created a crappy history for their kids to learn…what do they teach them in 3 grade…class one kids….’now listen’…Hitler and the Brotherhood were really close’…. Something to be proud of, eh? Were do you go from there?
We are Sorry that …each tunnel takes 700 tons of concrete to build…suppose there is non-left to build the hospitals and schools are there?
We are Sorry that the left, the Anti Semites, the Imams don’t care what the Palestinians want…. They are the tools to keep the world occupied whilst the dictators, the Arafat’s, MRS
14. ARAFATS, leaders of Hamas and the Arab world fleece their populations, line their pockets, ream their citizens and skim the donations that so easily gushes forth when they scream the word ‘Jew’,
We are Sorry that …daily the ‘Age’ newspaper will report on Israel, Jews, Jewish topics, Jewish recipes but if you can locate a piece about an African country, any African country once a month its luck…. The old coliseum mentality…. Give the bloodthirsty braying mob what they want,
We are Sorry that …you need to protect your reporters and to get access and keep them safe…. So you lie…considering it’s the ‘Age’…. That’s understandable,
We are Sorry that…Malcolm Fraser no longer finds the Jewish rear ends that he so profusely blessed with his expressions of affection when he was seeking the highest office…. Not so attractive anymore…. News Malcolm…. We always ran to the showers after an encounter with you,
We are Sorry that…. Malcolm Fraser never did get his trousers back, teach you to button up in the future,
We are Sorry that…Israel a small country in a scary, volatile, backward, incendiary part of the world is determined to survive and will!
We are Sorry the Jews upset you…. You felt much better watching our torture, destruction and demise justified in your pox ridden psyches by our rejection of your illusory and absurd virgin births, anger at rejection of your gods, opulent idols and exploitation of the masses,
We are Sorry that…. You pine to the point of frenzied mass hysteria that the script you wrote is increasingly sounding like a box office loser big-time,
We are Sorry that…you prefer the old comfort of parsing the moral failings of Jews, and the feeling [ever illusory] of superiority this brings you ….get over it…you are now confronted with an unhappy confusing reality, we understand, we sympathize, we will invent a cure,
We are Sorry that ….the hate spinning journalists that are spreading the venom of the ‘Age’ want the world to see only dead children, rubble and destruction…. Not the consequences of a oppressive corrupt totalitarian, degenerate regime that sacrifices its own children to achieve its perverted aims, preserve its corruption and advance its perverse cause that is so at odds with everything that decency calls ‘humanity’,
We are Sorry that… any fool can see the weaponry, rubble, bodies as Ruth Pollard and her predecessors at the ‘Age’ and Fairfax house associates can so graphically highlight but that you take no effort to see the clash of values, the totalitarianism versus civilization, the threat to the one example of the advance of civilized humanity in the middle East and most of continental Africa,
15. We are Sorry that …Martin Luther, if he lived today IN Australia would be in jail for being an abominable racist,
We are Sorry that …if the Vatican implemented an austerity programmed and sold a couple percent of its accumulated art works millions of children who were starving to death could be saved, hospitals built and the claimed moral integrity of the Catholic Church receive a modicum of credibility,
We are Sorry that… the Germans are so damned arrogant, devoid of remorse that they still sell vehicles called Volkswagen, Mercedes, Porsche…celebrating by default the barbarians that contributed so prominently to the wasteful deaths of 60 million of God’s creatures…. Shame on you…we would have thought that after the war the name ‘Germany’ would have been buried forevermore…you could have called yourselves something like ’Attila’ or ‘Ganges’ or just plain ‘onsite’
We are Sorry that…the ‘Age’ newspaper [they don’t merit the dignity of that description]…Fairfax and the Sydney Morning Herald don’t regard the 200.000 dead Syrians, the massacres, the bombings, murders and rapes in Nigeria, Mali, Yemen, Iraq, Pakistan of sufficient merit to replace the all that space in its tabloids that it devotes to the Jews who are acting in defense of a small sliver of home and surrounded by despots, maniacs, lunatics, medieval barbarians and dedicated willing ‘martyrs’ committed to sacrificing themselves their children, others children and humanity without a hint of conscience and restraint,
We are Sorry that… the ‘Age’, Fairfax, Leaning and the rest of the inhabitants of the stable always find a way of introducing the ‘Jew’ word….’son of holocaust survivors’. ‘Graduate of Mount Scopus College’, ‘donor to Zionist causes’, ‘son of Jewish survivors’,’…. Your lexicon is thick…you have taken up were the inquisition never left of…. “The hunt for the Jew”,
We are Sorry that…we will never forgive the ‘Age’ and it’s not so faceless directors and vicious mindless journalists who made such a dedicated effort to single us out, finger us insidiously malign us, slander us, lump us together like a herd of cattle ‘the Jews this and the ‘Jews ‘ this…. We came to paradise and you did your best to pollute the land and its inhabitants with the same obsessions, racism and enmities and dysfunsuionalism as the old world,
We are Sorry that…much of the dirt you flung will stick,
We are Sorry that…for us it will be an ever-increasing mountain to conquer as we always have…. For you it is the epitaph of your lack of morality, ethics and measure of your wicked degeneracy,
We are Sorry that…soon you will be gone, as we currently know where you are, …soon you will spread your disease and pollute all who come in contact with you,
We are Sorry that…we are defined by our victimhood whilst you are defined by your vile obsession,
16. We are Sorry that…for the first time the Jews have taught the world about ‘door knock’ bombing, sending automated messages to inhabitant before the bombs hit, giving warnings to civilians before the bombs hit to leave…just something else the Jews taught you,
We are Sorry that…after two millennium that you still haven’t got it…. When you banish, murder and persecute your Jews you sentence yourselves to oppression, poverty, misery and ignominy…. We are the canaries in the mine,
We are Sorry that…that after two millennium you still have not learnt that when you welcome us, embrace us, provide us with a home and afford our children shelter you are blessed with prosperity, enlightenment, enterprise, education and civilization whether you are a Jew or Christian or Muslim or Baha’i or budded or Hindu,
We are Sorry that…we cannot forgive the ‘Age’ and Fairfax for its incessant focus on Jews and Israel that have added every year to the need to build higher and higher the walls that surround our schools and synagogues and ever more the security guards that protect our schools and houses of worship and children,
We are Sorry that…we cannot forgive the ‘Age’ for robbing our children of their innocence- 0’Daddy, why are they building bigger walls’? ‘Daddy, who are the men walking around the school all day? ‘Who are the men who stand outside the synagogue?’…’They are security ‘why do we need security’….’why don’t the churches, temples and mosques have them Daddy’? The boys at the ‘Age’ know why!
We are Sorry that…. Israel is surrounded by a host of barbaric mindless nuts that are armed to the teeth, unemployed, living on the world’s donations, exploiting the ‘refugee’ business and the largesse of the corrupt Arab dictators,
We are Sorry that…we don’t like the idea of rockets aimed at our populace 24 hours a day accompanied by bellicose threatening threats to ‘wipe us out’,
We are Sorry that ISIS is getting close to Jordan, Hamas will be back in the tunnel business shortly as they steal the rebuilding aid that will flow from the world sympathizers and Iran steps closer to a nuclear weapon and Hezbollah boats they have rockets aimed at us,
We are Sorry that…we have been, are and will continue to be resilient…a ‘stiff necked people’,
We are Sorry that…we have two nightmares…one that there won’t be a Palestinian state and secondly there will be a Palestinian state,
We are Sorry that we don’t believe that a Palestinian state will be different to any other Arab state …mired in corruption, turmoil, hate, racism and oppression,
We are Sorry that…we have no one to make peace with…Hamas says we cannot exist and Abbas will be dead at the hands of Hamas and Hezbollah if he says we should exist…’permission to breath sir’?
17. We are Sorry that …we will have to waste what could be otherwise productive time to hunt you down to the ends of the earth for the barbaric, cowardly murder of Steven Setoff,
We are Sorry that…. we never forget and never forgive, as it is not for us to forgive,
We are Sorry that… there are still reprobates on this earth that get their diminutative rocks of by selling children into slavery, forcing women into fake marriages [rape] and killing unarmed journalists,
We are Sorry that…we taught you the word ‘Smock [‘Shmuck’]…because you are such monumental ‘Shmocks’!
We are Sorry that…the Pollacks stole all our chickens…we know it’s been tough the last few years…keep them,
We are Sorry that…you spent so very much time searching for the gold, cash and Jewellery when we were taken to the concentration camps…. That you were sure we hid in the walls and under the houses that you stole…and now you have frenetically dismantled the houses and you have no were to live and no treasure…’tough’,
If you are a Jew, a Zionist, and half Jew, quarter or even an eight Jew or thought of being circumcised or if you have eaten gefilte fish or are a genuine Red Sea pedestrian or a sympathizer purge yourself and join the blog and apologize…. Send me your apology and if suitably sincere and articulate and eloquent as mine are I will add it to the list…we will join hands and do repentance and be redeemed…we will be then accepted and allowed to live in peace and blessed anonymity [sure thing!] …And only then may we receive the kingdom of heaven!
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Leading heart
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Clack and dagger Jew
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Jewish
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Jew media mogul
Jew seeking Shiksa
Jew seeking multiple Shiksas’
Jew called Ralph Lauren
Jew with big gun
Jew ‘over’ Shiksas
Jew with little gun
Jew who hires goy with big gun
Goy who pretends to be Jew
Jew who pretends to be goy
Lelleton who does both simultaneously convincingly
If you ticked any box for any reason you are invited to Putin’s sons Bar mitzvah, Obamas Bris and Castros Passover Seder, Islamist Jihad Purim, Lighting of the candles on Chanukah in Tahir square, Mikvah night at the Royal Buckingham, L’Chaim at the Eiffel, Tisha BAV in Rio, Simchat Torah in Bagdad, Hoshanna Rabbah in Iran and Rosh Hashanah in Damascus… this year… as well as entitled to submit additions and also to do your best to try and insult me.