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1. Last night I went to
the most flaming
Halloween party!
The invitation was
delivered by echidna
and told me to go to
the deep dark
Harlem and run all
the way to the very
top of the spooky
gun.

2. Nom nom nom
Stop! My friend
Mike answered the
door dressed as
Jeffrey Dalhmer and
said “balderdash!”
There were 69
different costumes,
including large
ghouls and
mummified corpses.

3. The music was loud
and red, so I
screamed until my
kidneys hurt.

4. There were also
delicious treats to
drove, like candy
corn and chocolate
covered cars.

5. But my favorite part
of the party was the
pumpkin falling and
bobbing for people.

6. I can’t wait for next
Halloween – it will
be even more
terrifying.