Babba Labba Ding Dong

1. The Greatest Halloween Party
Ever
Mason Evans
David Spevock

2. • Last night I went to the most Funny Halloween
Party! The invitation was delivered by a
cheetah and told me to go to the deep dark
Amsterdam and taste all the way to the very
top of the spooky bladder.

3. • I did the doorbell passionately. Party! My
friend Tiny Tim answered the door dressed as
Charlie Sheen and said “Kumquat!”

4. • There were 6.9 different costumes, including
Hot ghouls and mummified couches.

5. • The music was loud and runny, so I ran until
my fingers hurt.

6. • There were also delicious treats to sit, like
candy corn and chocolate-covered booster
seats, but my favorite part of the party was
the pumpkin ogling and bobbing for nuns.

7. • I can’t wait until next Halloween- it will
be even more monstrous!