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2) The Homunculus, or human embryo, is deserving of the same rights and protections as any human. However, disruptions during its development could have long-lasting health impacts.
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The story follows a man named Egaeus who becomes obsessed with the teeth of his cousin Berenice after she falls ill and dies. Egaeus had an unusual mental condition where he became intensely focused on trivial things. In a moment of madness, Egaeus extracts Berenice's teeth from her grave after she dies, driven by his morbid fixation and delirium.
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The document discusses Laurence Sterne's novel Tristram Shandy. It describes how the novel breaks conventions by interrupting the narrative to address the reader, including blank pages, and stepping outside of linear storytelling. It discusses how Sterne was revolutionary in his novel form, laying bare the device and presenting the aesthetic form without motivation. The summary discusses how upon first reading, the novel seems chaotic as the action breaks off and the author returns to the beginning or leaps forward, interrupting the main plot. However, the disorder is intentional and there is method to Sterne's madness, with everything displaced and rearranged in a structured way. It asserts that Tristram Shandy is truly a novel and
This document is a short story titled "Berenice" by Edgar Allan Poe. It is summarized in 3 sentences:
The story follows a man named Egaeus who becomes obsessed with the teeth of his cousin Berenice after she falls ill and dies. Egaeus had an unusual mental condition where he became intensely focused on trivial things. In a moment of madness, Egaeus extracts Berenice's teeth from her grave after she dies, driven by his morbid fixation and delirium.
The document introduces the vampire Lestat and summarizes his backstory of becoming a famous rock star and writing an autobiography revealing secrets about vampires. It describes Lestat having a successful concert but facing unexpected consequences from other vampires who take issue with his new public profile. The narrative teases an upcoming story detailing the full events and perspectives of other involved figures that Lestat must reconstruct.
This document is an excerpt from Marquis de Sade's 1795 work "Philosophy in the Bedroom" which contains several dialogues. The first dialogue is between Madame de Saint-Ange and Chevalier de Mirvel. Madame de Saint-Ange expresses curiosity to meet Dolmancé, an acquaintance of Mirvel known for unconventional sexual tastes. Mirvel describes Dolmancé and his preference for sodomy. Madame de Saint-Ange is intrigued and wants to indulge Dolmancé's tastes when they meet later that day.
This document discusses differing interpretations of Henry James's short story "The Beast in the Jungle". It presents three takes on interpreting the story: 1) examining the marriage plot and its subversion, 2) viewing it through the lenses of Freudian and Jungian psychology, and 3) analyzing it as a commentary on the variability and limitations of language. Key passages from the story are included to illustrate these various critical readings.
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This document is the dedication and introduction section of a poetry collection by Jessie Briones. It dedicates the poems to those who question and go against social norms. The introduction explains that the poems are meant to provide strength and answers to life's puzzles for intellectual people. It expresses a desire to connect with others seeking happiness and discusses how the poems have personally impacted the author. The collection then provides 3 sample poems on themes of living life without regrets, dealing with anxiety, and overcoming challenges.
Iago and Roderigo wake up Brabantio in the middle of the night to inform him that his daughter, Desdemona, has eloped with Othello, who is black. Iago encouraged Roderigo to do this in order to undermine Othello, as Iago is jealous that Othello passed him over for a promotion to lieutenant. In their conversation, Iago reveals that he secretly resents Othello and plans to manipulate events for his own gain, while maintaining an outward appearance of loyalty and obedience. Brabantio is angry to learn of his daughter's elopement.
The document is a collection of journal entries from a man serving in the military. It describes his homesickness, loneliness, dreams about a man named Robert Austen, and his concern that his quick healing and unusual eye color are attracting attention from his fellow soldiers. He wonders about his mysterious parentage and hopes he doesn't have to explain the anomalies about himself.
This document is an introduction to Chesterton's book "Orthodoxy" where he aims to provide a positive philosophy after critiquing others in his previous book "Heretics." He uses the analogy of discovering England by accident to illustrate how he discovered Christianity was true after initially thinking he had novel philosophical views. He states that he will explain how experiences from various aspects of life and thought ultimately led him to a belief in Christian orthodoxy. The introduction sets up how the book will convey his personal journey to faith in a casual autobiographical manner.
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This summary provides an overview of the key points in the document:
1. The document discusses a story by Rumi told by the narrator's friends that comes alive through their performance and resonates deeply with the narrator.
2. It contrasts this experience with just reading the text, where it would be difficult to connect without imagination and an open inwardness.
3. The document argues that Western culture has lost its ability to experience the living inwardness of the world and others due to an over-reliance on rationality and objectivity that views the world as separate surfaces.
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The document provides examples of quotes from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and analyses of them, focusing on identifying who said the quote, the context, narrative techniques used, and connections to themes. It also discusses major themes in Frankenstein like knowledge, women, the sublime, family, education, science, and provides context on Mary Shelley's life and influences. The document serves as a reference for discussing, analyzing, and understanding important elements and quotes within Frankenstein through short analyses.
The narrator is an avid map collector who travels the world seeking rare maps. He receives a mysterious letter from a bookseller informing him of an uncatalogued collection of ancient maps in the basement of the Biblioteca Nacional. The narrator makes his way through dark, maze-like shelves and discovers hundreds of rolled maps. After hours of examination, he finds some valuable maps and is eager to spend a week exploring the entire collection. While searching one last shelf, he discovers a heavy, unmarked clothbound book.
The document discusses an ancient Assyrian text called "The Book of Dagon" that was originally written on parchment in the 15th century BC. It provides context about how the text was rediscovered and translated over time. The summary also notes that the document contains summaries of two parts of the original text - "The Red Scroll" dealing with formulas of demonology, and "The Black Scroll" telling of adventures of an ancient king.
1) The document discusses Edgar Allan Poe's literary works and style. It analyzes his use of heightened emotions like fear and horror, and mystical, dreamlike themes involving death and the soul.
2) Poe's works are described as having a visionary quality that delves into the mysteries of the human psyche. His stories often involve hypnotic states and investigations into metaphysical realities.
3) The document examines some of Poe's notable characters, including his detective Auguste Dupin, and argues that Poe employed deductive logic and structural symmetry in his writing, anticipating modern detective fiction.
The document is an excerpt from a novel called "Boots on Manhattan" which tells the story of Deuce Lacey, a teenager who discovers his father Max Lacey's secret diary from his time serving in World War 2. The diary excerpts detail Max's experiences rising through the ranks from an intelligence officer to becoming a unit leader. It describes battles and exploits against Japanese forces in the Philippines, including how Max single-handedly took out an enemy machine gun nest and was put in charge of a unit. The diary provides insights into Max's past that help Deuce understand his family history better.
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Samuel Richardson was an English writer born in 1689 who wrote influential epistolary novels. He is known for three major works: Pamela (1740), Clarissa (1747-48), and The History of Mr. Charles Grandison (1754). Pamela tells the story of a virtuous maidservant through letters and focuses on themes of social class and virtue.
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El cuadro muestra el retrato de una joven mujer. Su rostro es hermoso y delicado, con ojos grandes y labios rojos. Viste un vestido sencillo de color claro que resalta su belleza natural.
El documento describe la evolución de la World Wide Web desde su creación por Tim Berners-Lee en 1989 hasta la actualidad. Comenzó como un sistema de hipertexto llamado Enquire que permitía vincular y almacenar información. En 1991 se creó el primer navegador web y lenguaje HTML. La Web 1.0 consistía en páginas estáticas de solo lectura. La Web 2.0 introdujo sitios que permiten compartir y crear contenido de usuario, como wikis y blogs.
La teoría indoeuropea afirma que existió un pueblo ancestral con un idioma común en los Balcanes alrededor de 3500 a.C., y que entre 2500-1000 a.C. este pueblo se dispersó en diferentes migraciones hacia Europa, Asia e India, dando origen a las lenguas y culturas indoeuropeas de dichas regiones, incluyendo el griego, latín, sánscrito y lenguas germánicas y celtas.
The document is a collection of journal entries from a man serving in the military. It describes his homesickness, loneliness, dreams about a man named Robert Austen, and his concern that his quick healing and unusual eye color are attracting attention from his fellow soldiers. He wonders about his mysterious parentage and hopes he doesn't have to explain the anomalies about himself.
This document is an introduction to Chesterton's book "Orthodoxy" where he aims to provide a positive philosophy after critiquing others in his previous book "Heretics." He uses the analogy of discovering England by accident to illustrate how he discovered Christianity was true after initially thinking he had novel philosophical views. He states that he will explain how experiences from various aspects of life and thought ultimately led him to a belief in Christian orthodoxy. The introduction sets up how the book will convey his personal journey to faith in a casual autobiographical manner.
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This summary provides an overview of the key points in the document:
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2. It contrasts this experience with just reading the text, where it would be difficult to connect without imagination and an open inwardness.
3. The document argues that Western culture has lost its ability to experience the living inwardness of the world and others due to an over-reliance on rationality and objectivity that views the world as separate surfaces.
Orpheus looks back is a summary of Bob Dylan's work from 1997 to 2021. It discusses 5 albums he released during this period: Cold Irons Bound, High Water (For Charlie Patton), Mississippi, Beyond Here Lies Nothin', and Chronicles Vol. 1. The summary highlights Dylan's creative renaissance starting with the acclaimed album Time Out of Mind in 1997.
The document provides examples of quotes from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and analyses of them, focusing on identifying who said the quote, the context, narrative techniques used, and connections to themes. It also discusses major themes in Frankenstein like knowledge, women, the sublime, family, education, science, and provides context on Mary Shelley's life and influences. The document serves as a reference for discussing, analyzing, and understanding important elements and quotes within Frankenstein through short analyses.
The narrator is an avid map collector who travels the world seeking rare maps. He receives a mysterious letter from a bookseller informing him of an uncatalogued collection of ancient maps in the basement of the Biblioteca Nacional. The narrator makes his way through dark, maze-like shelves and discovers hundreds of rolled maps. After hours of examination, he finds some valuable maps and is eager to spend a week exploring the entire collection. While searching one last shelf, he discovers a heavy, unmarked clothbound book.
The document discusses an ancient Assyrian text called "The Book of Dagon" that was originally written on parchment in the 15th century BC. It provides context about how the text was rediscovered and translated over time. The summary also notes that the document contains summaries of two parts of the original text - "The Red Scroll" dealing with formulas of demonology, and "The Black Scroll" telling of adventures of an ancient king.
1) The document discusses Edgar Allan Poe's literary works and style. It analyzes his use of heightened emotions like fear and horror, and mystical, dreamlike themes involving death and the soul.
2) Poe's works are described as having a visionary quality that delves into the mysteries of the human psyche. His stories often involve hypnotic states and investigations into metaphysical realities.
3) The document examines some of Poe's notable characters, including his detective Auguste Dupin, and argues that Poe employed deductive logic and structural symmetry in his writing, anticipating modern detective fiction.
The document is an excerpt from a novel called "Boots on Manhattan" which tells the story of Deuce Lacey, a teenager who discovers his father Max Lacey's secret diary from his time serving in World War 2. The diary excerpts detail Max's experiences rising through the ranks from an intelligence officer to becoming a unit leader. It describes battles and exploits against Japanese forces in the Philippines, including how Max single-handedly took out an enemy machine gun nest and was put in charge of a unit. The diary provides insights into Max's past that help Deuce understand his family history better.
El documento proporciona información sobre la novela Moll Flanders de Daniel Defoe, incluyendo el contexto histórico y social de la Inglaterra del siglo XVIII, una biografía breve de Defoe, detalles sobre la trama y personajes principales de la novela, y rasgos característicos de la misma. Se trata de una novela picaresca narrada en primera persona por Moll Flanders, quien a través de su ingenio pero también delitos trata de mejorar su posición social de clase baja a lo largo de su vida.
Samuel Richardson was an English writer born in 1689 who wrote influential epistolary novels. He is known for three major works: Pamela (1740), Clarissa (1747-48), and The History of Mr. Charles Grandison (1754). Pamela tells the story of a virtuous maidservant through letters and focuses on themes of social class and virtue.
Presentation on Huckleberry Finn by Mehwish Ali Khanmaahwash
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Final Exam -- English 241 – Dr. McCrimmon – Fall 2015
Each of the six close readings in Part One is worth 10 points (for a total of 60), and the Part
Two essay question that follows these passages is worth 40 points, for a grand total of 100
points. I recommend printing out this exam and taking notes on it before launching into your
responses. Increase the font size or double-space before printing, if you wish. I need to see only
your responses, which can be sent by email to [email protected] no later than Monday,
December 14th, at midnight.
Part One: Close Reading (60 pts.)
Note: Don’t be thrown by the length of these instructions. I’m just trying to give you some good
strategies for close reading. You might use some of these for your major essay draft, in fact. I
would prefer that you do your work on this exam independently. You should not have to use
outside, secondary sources on this exam, although dictionaries such as the OED online (available as
a database through our library) may help you to clarify certain word usages. My expectation is that
you will generally be able to draw from the experience you have had thus far as a reader and writer
in the course. Perhaps to gain some context for each passage, you may want to try to find its
original placement on course Salon. You could also return and refer to previous postings and
annotations of your own and others (properly cited as “(Johnson RR3)”, “(Jones GR4)”), or
(“Jackson Annotation”), though that is by no means a requirement.
You are being asked to perform a “close reading” of each passage below. First, try to keep the
following analytical moves in mind as you take notes on each passage:
suspend judgment (understand before you judge);
define significant parts and how they’re related;
look for patterns of repetition and contrast and anomaly;
make the implicit explicit (convert to direct statement meanings that are suggested
indirectly);
keep reformulating questions and explanations.
(Rosenwasser and Stephen, Writing Analytically, p. 41)
Consider another set of general questions as you continue to think about each passage closely:
The question of evidence, or "How do we know what we know?"
The question of viewpoint in all its multiplicity, or "Who's speaking?"
The search for connection and patterns, or "What causes what?"
Supposition, or "How might things have been different?"
Why any of it matters, or "Who cares?"
(Debbie Meier, “Habits of Mind”)
Return to the Reader’s Toolkit on the course wiki for any other techniques (besides the two above)
that seem appropriate to the task of close reading of a short to mid-length passage.
mailto:[email protected]
After you have thoroughly annotated these passages to your satisfaction, convert your notes into a
response in sentences and paragraphs. Address both form (style, structure, genre, voice, attitude
toward audience and sub ...
This document is an excerpt from Ralph Waldo Emerson's 1841 essay "Self-Reliance". In less than 3 sentences, the summary is:
Emerson argues that individuals should rely on their own thoughts and intuition rather than conforming to society or traditions. He asserts that true genius and greatness comes from speaking one's own mind authentically rather than seeking approval from others. An individual must trust themselves above all else and live according to their own nature.
This document is an introduction to "The Magic Story", an unknown text from the 17th-18th century that was discovered bound in a homemade scrapbook. The introduction provides background on how the text was discovered and transformed the life of the starving artist who found it. It then shares an excerpt from the beginning of "The Magic Story" itself, which is presented as a first-person account and life story. The story tells of successes, failures, hard times, and an awakening experience that helped transform the author's mindset and life.
This document is an introduction to "The Magic Story", an unknown text from the 17th-18th century that was discovered bound in a homemade scrapbook. The introduction provides background on how the text was discovered and transformed the life of the starving artist who found it. It then shares an excerpt from the beginning of "The Magic Story" itself, which is presented as a first-person account and life story. The story tells of successes, failures, hard times, and an awakening experience that helped transform the author's mindset and life.
WalkingI wish to speak a word for Nature, for absolute freedom.docxcelenarouzie
Walking
I wish to speak a word for Nature, for absolute freedom and wildness, as contrasted with a freedom and culture merely civil,—to regard man as an inhabitant, or a part and parcel of Nature, rather than a member of society. I wish to make an extreme statement, if so I may make an emphatic one, for there are enough champions of civilization: the minister, and the school-committee, and every one of you will take care of that.
I have met with but one or two persons in the course of my life who understood the art of Walking, that is, of taking walks,—who had a genius, so to speak, for sauntering: which word is beautifully derived "from idle people who roved about the country, in the Middle Ages, and asked charity, under pretense of going à la Sainte Terre," to the Holy Land, till the children exclaimed, "There goes a Sainte-Terrer," a Saunterer,—a Holy-Lander. They who never go to the Holy Land in their walks, as they pretend, are indeed mere idlers and vagabonds; but they who do go there are saunterers in the good sense, such as I mean. Some, however, would derive the word from sans terre, without land or a home, which, therefore, in the good sense, will mean, having no particular home, but equally at home everywhere. For this is the secret of successful sauntering. He who sits still in a house all the time may be the greatest vagrant of all; but the saunterer, in the good sense, is no more vagrant than the meandering river, which is all the while sedulously seeking the shortest course to the sea. But I prefer the first, which, indeed, is the most probable derivation. For every walk is a sort of crusade, preached by some Peter the Hermit in us, to go forth and reconquer this Holy Land from the hands of the Infidels.
It is true, we are but faint-hearted crusaders, even the walkers, nowadays, who undertake no persevering, never-ending enterprises. Our expeditions are but tours, and come round again at evening to the old hearth-side from which we set out. Half the walk is but retracing our steps. We should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying adventure, never to return,— prepared to send back our embalmed hearts only as relics to our desolate kingdoms. If you are ready to leave father and mother, and brother and sister, and wife and child and friends, and never see them again,—if you have paid your debts, and made your will, and settled all your affairs, and are a free man, then you are ready for a walk.
To come down to my own experience, my companion and I, for I sometimes have a companion, take pleasure in fancying ourselves knights of a new, or rather an old, order,—not Equestrians or Chevaliers, not Ritters or Riders, but Walkers, a still more ancient and honorable class, I trust. The Chivalric and heroic spirit which once belonged to the Rider seems now to reside in, or perchance to have subsided into, the Walker,—not the Knight, but Walker, Errant. He is a sort of fourth estate, outside of Church and State.
Johnny gruelle, raggedy ann stories, p.3AbulQassim1
There she sits, a trifle loppy and loose-jointed, looking me squarely in the face in a straightforward, honest manner, a twinkle where her shoe-button eyes reflect the electric light.
Johnny Gruelle, "Raggedy Ann Stories", p.3
many of these works, written in the spiritual sense, I ask as it were to read as though the spirit wrote it, it talks of the grandiose public, warring factions, a philosophical outset, and prose poetry
Vol. 3 traits of character notes of incident in bibleGLENN PEASE
NOTE: This rare book by a very popular Bible scholar of the past is now a collectors item that you can purchase for many dollars. This free copy has a good many spelling errors, but the value is still here for those who want to know its content.
THE ANTICHRISTby Friedrich NietzschePublished 1895tran.docxmehek4
THE ANTICHRIST
by Friedrich Nietzsche
Published 1895
translation by H.L. Mencken
Published 1920
PREFACE
This book belongs to the most rare of men. Perhaps not one of them is yet alive. It is possible that they may be among those who understand my "Zarathustra": how could I confound myself with those who are now sprouting ears?--First the day after tomorrow must come for me. Some men are born posthumously.
The conditions under which any one understands me, and necessarily understands me--I know them only too well. Even to endure my seriousness, my passion, he must carry intellectual integrity to the verge of hardness. He must be accustomed to living on mountain tops--and to looking upon the wretched gabble of politics and nationalism as beneath him. He must have become indifferent; he must never ask of the truth whether it brings profit to him or a fatality to him... He must have an inclination, born of strength, for questions that no one has the courage for; the courage for the forbidden; predestination for the labyrinth. The experience of seven solitudes. New ears for new music. New eyes for what is most distant. A new conscience for truths that have hitherto remained unheard. And the will to economize in the grand manner--to hold together his strength, his enthusiasm...Reverence for self; love of self; absolute freedom of self.....
Very well, then! of that sort only are my readers, my true readers, my readers foreordained: of what account are the rest?--The rest are merely humanity.--One must make one's self superior to humanity, in power, in loftiness of soul,--in contempt.
FRIEDRICH W. NIETZSCHE.
1.
--Let us look each other in the face. We are Hyperboreans--we know well enough how remote our place is. "Neither by land nor by water will you find the road to the Hyperboreans": even Pindar1,in his day, knew that much about us. Beyond the North, beyond the ice, beyond death--our life, our happiness...We have discovered that happiness; we know the way; we got our knowledge of it from thousands of years in the labyrinth. Who else has found it?--The man of today?--"I don't know either the way out or the way in; I am whatever doesn't know either the way out or the way in"--so sighs the man of today...This is the sort of modernity that made us ill,--we sickened on lazy peace, cowardly compromise, the whole virtuous dirtiness of the modern Yea and Nay. This tolerance and largeur of the heart that "forgives" everything because it "understands" everything is a sirocco to us. Rather live amid the ice than among modern virtues and other such south-winds! . . . We were brave enough; we spared neither ourselves nor others; but we were a long time finding out where to direct our courage. We grew dismal; they called us fatalists. Our fate--it was the fulness, the tension, the storing up of powers. We thirsted for the lightnings and great deeds; we kept as far as possible from the happiness of the weakling, from "resignation" . . . There was th ...
Charles Dickens published the short story "The Haunted House" in 1859. The narrator encounters a strange man on his train ride who claims to have communicated with spirits through the night. The narrator is skeptical of these claims. Upon arriving at his destination, he views a deserted house that locals believe to be haunted. The landlord and others share stories they've heard of sightings at the house, including a hooded woman with an owl. However, the narrator remains skeptical of supernatural explanations and believes the house has gained a reputation it doesn't deserve.
This is a summary of the document in 3 sentences:
The narrator recounts the story of their friendship group of 4 people over 9 years in Germany, which suddenly fell apart in a tragic way that the narrator does not yet understand. They reflect on how well they thought they knew Captain and Mrs. Ashburnham, but realize they knew nothing of their inner lives and the secrets they kept. The narrator is left trying to make sense of the situation and figure out what is real and what they actually know about human nature and relationships.
Final Exam -- English 241 – Dr. McCrimmon – Fall 2015Each of t.docxmydrynan
Final Exam -- English 241 – Dr. McCrimmon – Fall 2015
Each of the six close readings in Part One is worth 10 points (for a total of 60), and the Part Two essay question that follows these passages is worth 40 points, for a grand total of 100 points. I recommend printing out this exam and taking notes on it before launching into your responses. Increase the font size or double-space before printing, if you wish. I need to see only your responses, which can be sent by email to [email protected] no later than Monday, December 14th, at midnight.
Part One: Close Reading (60 pts.)
Note: Don’t be thrown by the length of these instructions. I’m just trying to give you some good strategies for close reading. You might use some of these for your major essay draft, in fact. I would prefer that you do your work on this exam independently. You should not have to use outside, secondary sources on this exam, although dictionaries such as the OED online (available as a database through our library) may help you to clarify certain word usages. My expectation is that you will generally be able to draw from the experience you have had thus far as a reader and writer in the course. Perhaps to gain some context for each passage, you may want to try to find its original placement on course Salon. You could also return and refer to previous postings and annotations of your own and others (properly cited as “(Johnson RR3)”, “(Jones GR4)”), or (“Jackson Annotation”), though that is by no means a requirement.
You are being asked to perform a “close reading” of each passage below. First, try to keep the following analytical moves in mind as you take notes on each passage:
· suspend judgment (understand before you judge);
· define significant parts and how they’re related;
· look for patterns of repetition and contrast and anomaly;
· make the implicit explicit (convert to direct statement meanings that are suggested indirectly);
· keep reformulating questions and explanations.
(Rosenwasser and Stephen, Writing Analytically, p. 41)
Consider another set of general questions as you continue to think about each passage closely:
· The question of evidence, or "How do we know what we know?"
· The question of viewpoint in all its multiplicity, or "Who's speaking?"
· The search for connection and patterns, or "What causes what?"
· Supposition, or "How might things have been different?"
· Why any of it matters, or "Who cares?"
(Debbie Meier, “Habits of Mind”)
Return to the Reader’s Toolkit on the course wiki for any other techniques (besides the two above) that seem appropriate to the task of close reading of a short to mid-length passage.
After you have thoroughly annotated these passages to your satisfaction, convert your notes into a response in sentences and paragraphs. Address both form (style, structure, genre, voice, attitude toward audience and subject, etc.) and content (what's actually being said; how the substance of the passage relate ...
Cain's Jawbone Book by E. Powys MathersAnushka112464
Cain's Jawbone is a murder mystery puzzle written by Edward Powys Mathers under the pseudonym "Torquemada". The puzzle was first published in 1934 as part of The Torquemada Puzzle Book. In 2019, crowdfunding publisher Unbound published a new stand-alone edition of the puzzle in collaboration with the charity The Laurence Sterne Trust.
Both editions, when published, were accompanied by a competition that offered a cash prize to the first reader to solve the puzzle. Cain's Jawbone has been described as "one of the hardest and most beguiling word puzzles ever published."
The phrase Cain's Jawbone refers to the Biblical stories of Cain, Abel and Samson.
The puzzle consists of a 100-page prose narrative with its pages arranged in the wrong order. The first edition is part of a hardback book. The second edition is a boxed set of page cards. Here, you find the digital copy To solve the puzzle, the reader must determine the correct order of the pages and also the names of the murderers and victims within the story. The story's text includes a large number of quotations, references, puns, Spoonerisms and other word games. The pages can be arranged in 9.33×10157 (factorial of 100) possible combinations, but there is only one correct order. The solution to the puzzle has never been made public.
When the puzzle was first published in 1934, a prize of £15 was offered to the first reader who could re-order the pages and provide an account of the six persons murdered in Cain's Jawbone and the full names of their murderers. Two people, Mr S. Sydney-Turner and Mr W. S. Kennedy, solved the puzzle in 1935 and won £25 each.
The publishers of the 2019 edition ran the competition a second time, saying "The prize of £1,000 (roughly how much £15 was worth in 1934) will be given to the first reader to provide the names of the murderers and the murdered, the correct order of the pages and a short explanation of how the solution was obtained. The competition will run for one year from the date of publication."
In November 2020 it was announced that comedian and crossword compiler John Finnemore had correctly solved the puzzle, doing so over six months during the COVID-19 lockdown. Finnemore said "The first time I had a look at it I quickly thought 'Oh this is just way beyond me.' The only way I'd even have a shot at it was if I were for some bizarre reason trapped in my own home for months on end, with nowhere to go and no one to see. Unfortunately, the universe heard me".
" The Lord shall count, when He writeth up the people, that
this man was born in Zion." — Ps. lxxxvii. 6.
I understand the meaning of the passage to
be that the anniversaries of the future will be
held for the righteous. We observe at present
the anniversaries of the intellectually great — of
the poet, of the statesman, of the distinguished
general, of the scientific discoverer. But, without
disparaging these, the psalmist looks forward to a
time when the birthdays observed will be on the
ground of goodness. We hold the natal days of
the heroes of history. What a surprise it would
create if it were to be announced that a com
memorative service was to be held to keep the
centenary of some humble woman historically
unknown !
Doe 1John Instructor HST 1200September 7, 2014Center .docxjacksnathalie
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Start your paper here. Your title should be in the same font and size (Times New Roman, 12) as the rest of your paper. Capitalize all key words of your title, but not articles and prepositions. Your title should not be underlined or in quotation marks. Be sure the entire text of your paper is double spaced. There should be no extra returns between paragraphs. New paragraphs should be indented one inch (which is the default tab setting on most campus computers). Instead of the full heading, pages that follow the opening page should use a header in the upper right corner: your last name and the page number.
Proofread all of your work very carefully. This includes more than just running a spell checker! It will not tell you if you typed the word defiantly instead of definitely, or allowed instead of aloud! Read your paper aloud to see where you might be repeating yourself, and to find places where pauses, breaks, or full stops naturally occur.
Our textbook is a compilation of selections from the Bedford/St. Martin's History and Culture Series and contains both primary and secondary sources. Therefore, proper citation is very complicated. I will allow the following when you cite work from the textbook: (The West and the World, page number). Work cited page is not necessary unless you use sources other than those provided by me. For help with in-text citations and the Works Cited page, go online or to the library to access additional Modern Language Association (MLA) citation and format information.
Please do not pad your word count with excessive block quotes. Even if quotes are properly used and cited, your Originality Report should not exceed 30%.
THE
INTERESTING NARRATIVE
OF
THE LIFE
OF
OLAUDAH EQUIANO,
OR
GUSTAVUS VASSA,
THE AFRICAN.
WRITTEN BY HIMSELF.
Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust and not be
afraid, for the Lord Jehovah is my strength and my
song; he also is become my salvation.
And in that shall ye say, Praise the Lord, call upon his
name, declare his doings among the people. Isaiah xii. 2, 4.
LONDON:
Printed for and sold by the Author, No. 10, Union-Street,
Middlesex Hospital
Sold also by Mr. Johnson, St. Paul's Church-Yard; Mr. Murray, Fleet-Street; Messrs. Robson and Clark, Bond-Street; Mr. Davis, opposite Gray's Inn, Holborn; Messrs. Shepperson and Reynolds, and Mr. Jackson, Oxford Street; Mr. Lackington, Chiswell-Street; Mr. Mathews, Strand; Mr. Murray, Prince's-Street, Soho; Mess. Taylor and Co. South Arch, Royal Exchange; Mr. Button, Newington-Causeway; Mr. Parsons, Paternoster-Row; and may be had of all the Booksellers in Town and Country.
To the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and
the Commons of the Parliament
of Great Britain.
My Lords and Gentlemen,
Permit me, with the greatest deference and respect, to lay at your feet the following genuine Narrative; the chief design of which is to excite in your august assemblies a sens ...
PREFATORY NOTE.
Some ten or twelve of the brief treatises
embodied in this book have already appeared in
the pages of The Christian World. The remainder,
on the author's death, existed only in the blind-
type characters which constituted his own peculiar
" Braille." His secretary, however, has contrived
to render this MS. into ordinary copy, word for
word; and, at the publishers' request, the dis-
courses are here offered in collective form. They
represent some of the ripest fruit of the author's
intellect, as they are largely the product of his
latest hours ; should any one " Message " bring
" Hope " to the weary and heavy-laden, George
Matheson's latest labours will not have been in
vain.
This document is a summary of chapter 1 from Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe. It describes how Crusoe, against his father's advice, insisted on becoming a sailor. During his first voyage, a terrible storm hit and Crusoe was terrified, coming to regret his disobedience. He vowed that if he survived, he would never go to sea again and would instead settle down on land as his father had advised.
How to Manage Your Lost Opportunities in Odoo 17 CRMCeline George
Odoo 17 CRM allows us to track why we lose sales opportunities with "Lost Reasons." This helps analyze our sales process and identify areas for improvement. Here's how to configure lost reasons in Odoo 17 CRM
Beyond Degrees - Empowering the Workforce in the Context of Skills-First.pptxEduSkills OECD
Iván Bornacelly, Policy Analyst at the OECD Centre for Skills, OECD, presents at the webinar 'Tackling job market gaps with a skills-first approach' on 12 June 2024
This presentation includes basic of PCOS their pathology and treatment and also Ayurveda correlation of PCOS and Ayurvedic line of treatment mentioned in classics.
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This document provides an overview of wound healing, its functions, stages, mechanisms, factors affecting it, and complications.
A wound is a break in the integrity of the skin or tissues, which may be associated with disruption of the structure and function.
Healing is the body’s response to injury in an attempt to restore normal structure and functions.
Healing can occur in two ways: Regeneration and Repair
There are 4 phases of wound healing: hemostasis, inflammation, proliferation, and remodeling. This document also describes the mechanism of wound healing. Factors that affect healing include infection, uncontrolled diabetes, poor nutrition, age, anemia, the presence of foreign bodies, etc.
Complications of wound healing like infection, hyperpigmentation of scar, contractures, and keloid formation.
This presentation was provided by Steph Pollock of The American Psychological Association’s Journals Program, and Damita Snow, of The American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE), for the initial session of NISO's 2024 Training Series "DEIA in the Scholarly Landscape." Session One: 'Setting Expectations: a DEIA Primer,' was held June 6, 2024.
Walmart Business+ and Spark Good for Nonprofits.pdfTechSoup
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You will hear from Liz Willett, the Head of Nonprofits, and hear about what Walmart is doing to help nonprofits, including Walmart Business and Spark Good. Walmart Business+ is a new offer for nonprofits that offers discounts and also streamlines nonprofits order and expense tracking, saving time and money.
The webinar may also give some examples on how nonprofits can best leverage Walmart Business+.
The event will cover the following::
Walmart Business + (https://business.walmart.com/plus) is a new shopping experience for nonprofits, schools, and local business customers that connects an exclusive online shopping experience to stores. Benefits include free delivery and shipping, a 'Spend Analytics” feature, special discounts, deals and tax-exempt shopping.
Special TechSoup offer for a free 180 days membership, and up to $150 in discounts on eligible orders.
Spark Good (walmart.com/sparkgood) is a charitable platform that enables nonprofits to receive donations directly from customers and associates.
Answers about how you can do more with Walmart!"
LAND USE LAND COVER AND NDVI OF MIRZAPUR DISTRICT, UPRAHUL
This Dissertation explores the particular circumstances of Mirzapur, a region located in the
core of India. Mirzapur, with its varied terrains and abundant biodiversity, offers an optimal
environment for investigating the changes in vegetation cover dynamics. Our study utilizes
advanced technologies such as GIS (Geographic Information Systems) and Remote sensing to
analyze the transformations that have taken place over the course of a decade.
The complex relationship between human activities and the environment has been the focus
of extensive research and worry. As the global community grapples with swift urbanization,
population expansion, and economic progress, the effects on natural ecosystems are becoming
more evident. A crucial element of this impact is the alteration of vegetation cover, which plays a
significant role in maintaining the ecological equilibrium of our planet.Land serves as the foundation for all human activities and provides the necessary materials for
these activities. As the most crucial natural resource, its utilization by humans results in different
'Land uses,' which are determined by both human activities and the physical characteristics of the
land.
The utilization of land is impacted by human needs and environmental factors. In countries
like India, rapid population growth and the emphasis on extensive resource exploitation can lead
to significant land degradation, adversely affecting the region's land cover.
Therefore, human intervention has significantly influenced land use patterns over many
centuries, evolving its structure over time and space. In the present era, these changes have
accelerated due to factors such as agriculture and urbanization. Information regarding land use and
cover is essential for various planning and management tasks related to the Earth's surface,
providing crucial environmental data for scientific, resource management, policy purposes, and
diverse human activities.
Accurate understanding of land use and cover is imperative for the development planning
of any area. Consequently, a wide range of professionals, including earth system scientists, land
and water managers, and urban planners, are interested in obtaining data on land use and cover
changes, conversion trends, and other related patterns. The spatial dimensions of land use and
cover support policymakers and scientists in making well-informed decisions, as alterations in
these patterns indicate shifts in economic and social conditions. Monitoring such changes with the
help of Advanced technologies like Remote Sensing and Geographic Information Systems is
crucial for coordinated efforts across different administrative levels. Advanced technologies like
Remote Sensing and Geographic Information Systems
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Changes in vegetation cover refer to variations in the distribution, composition, and overall
structure of plant communities across different temporal and spatial scales. These changes can
occur natural.
Reimagining Your Library Space: How to Increase the Vibes in Your Library No ...Diana Rendina
Librarians are leading the way in creating future-ready citizens – now we need to update our spaces to match. In this session, attendees will get inspiration for transforming their library spaces. You’ll learn how to survey students and patrons, create a focus group, and use design thinking to brainstorm ideas for your space. We’ll discuss budget friendly ways to change your space as well as how to find funding. No matter where you’re at, you’ll find ideas for reimagining your space in this session.
it describes the bony anatomy including the femoral head , acetabulum, labrum . also discusses the capsule , ligaments . muscle that act on the hip joint and the range of motion are outlined. factors affecting hip joint stability and weight transmission through the joint are summarized.
3. Laurence Sterne
The Life and a bye corner of the kingdom, and in a retir’d thatch’d house,
where I live in a constant endeavour to fence against the
infirmities of ill health, and other evils of life, by mirth; be-
Opinions of ing firmly persuaded that every time a man smiles,—but
much more so, when he laughs, it adds something to this
Tristram Shandy, Fragment of Life.
I humbly beg, Sir, that you will honour this book, by tak-
ing it—(not under your Protection,—it must protect itself,
Gentleman. but)—into the country with you; where, if I am ever told, it
has made you smile; or can conceive it has beguiled you of
one moment’s pain—I shall think myself as happy as a min-
A work by Laurence Sterne ister of state;—perhaps much happier than any one (one only
excepted) that I have read or heard of.
Tarassei tous Anthropous ou ta Pragmata, I am, Great Sir, (and, what is more to your Honour) I am,
alla ta peri ton Pragmaton, Dogmata. Good Sir, Your Well-wisher, and most humble Fellow-subject,
To the Right Honourable Mr. Pitt. The Author.
Sir,
Never poor Wight of a Dedicator had less hopes from his
Dedication, than I have from this of mine; for it is written in
3
4. Tristram Shandy
The Life and Opinions of think it;—you have all, I dare say, heard of the animal spir-
its, as how they are transfused from father to son, &c. &c.—
Tristram Shandy, Gent. and a great deal to that purpose:—Well, you may take my
word, that nine parts in ten of a man’s sense or his nonsense,
Chapter 1.I. his successes and miscarriages in this world depend upon
their motions and activity, and the different tracks and trains
I WISH EITHER MY FATHER OR MY MOTHER, or indeed both of you put them into, so that when they are once set a-going,
them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had whether right or wrong, ’tis not a half-penny matter,—away
minded what they were about when they begot me; had they they go cluttering like hey-go mad; and by treading the same
duly consider’d how much depended upon what they were steps over and over again, they presently make a road of it, as
then doing;—that not only the production of a rational Be- plain and as smooth as a garden-walk, which, when they are
ing was concerned in it, but that possibly the happy forma- once used to, the Devil himself sometimes shall not be able
tion and temperature of his body, perhaps his genius and the to drive them off it.
very cast of his mind;—and, for aught they knew to the con- Pray my Dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to
trary, even the fortunes of his whole house might take their wind up the clock?—Good G..! cried my father, making an
turn from the humours and dispositions which were then exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the
uppermost;—Had they duly weighed and considered all this, same time,—Did ever woman, since the creation of the world,
and proceeded accordingly,—I am verily persuaded I should interrupt a man with such a silly question? Pray, what was
have made a quite different figure in the world, from that in your father saying?—Nothing.
which the reader is likely to see me.—Believe me, good folks,
this is not so inconsiderable a thing as many of you may
4
5. Laurence Sterne
Chapter 1.II. ticulations;—is a Being of as much activity,—and in all senses
of the word, as much and as truly our fellow-creature as my
—THEN, POSITIVELY, there is nothing in the question that I Lord Chancellor of England.—He may be benefitted,—he
can see, either good or bad.—Then, let me tell you, Sir, it may be injured,—he may obtain redress; in a word, he has
was a very unseasonable question at least,—because it scat- all the claims and rights of humanity, which Tully, Puffendorf,
tered and dispersed the animal spirits, whose business it was or the best ethick writers allow to arise out of that state and
to have escorted and gone hand in hand with the Homun- relation.
culus, and conducted him safe to the place destined for his Now, dear Sir, what if any accident had befallen him in his
reception. way alone!—or that through terror of it, natural to so young
The Homunculus, Sir, in however low and ludicrous a light a traveller, my little Gentleman had got to his journey’s end
he may appear, in this age of levity, to the eye of folly or miserably spent;—his muscular strength and virility worn
prejudice;—to the eye of reason in scientific research, he down to a thread;—his own animal spirits ruffled beyond
stands confess’d—a Being guarded and circumscribed with description,—and that in this sad disorder’d state of nerves,
rights.—The minutest philosophers, who by the bye, have he had lain down a prey to sudden starts, or a series of mel-
the most enlarged understandings, (their souls being inversely ancholy dreams and fancies, for nine long, long months to-
as their enquiries) shew us incontestably, that the Homun- gether.—I tremble to think what a foundation had been laid
culus is created by the same hand,—engender’d in the same for a thousand weaknesses both of body and mind, which
course of nature,—endow’d with the same loco-motive pow- no skill of the physician or the philosopher could ever after-
ers and faculties with us:—That he consists as we do, of skin, wards have set thoroughly to rights.
hair, fat, flesh, veins, arteries, ligaments, nerves, cartilages,
bones, marrow, brains, glands, genitals, humours, and ar-
5
6. Tristram Shandy
Chapter 1.III. uncle, Mr. Toby Shandy, who had been often informed of
the affair,—understood him very well.
To my uncle Mr. Toby Shandy do I stand indebted for the
preceding anecdote, to whom my father, who was an excel-
lent natural philosopher, and much given to close reasoning 1.IV.
Chapter 1.IV.
upon the smallest matters, had oft, and heavily complained
of the injury; but once more particularly, as my uncle Toby I know there are readers in the world, as well as many other
well remember’d, upon his observing a most unaccountable good people in it, who are no readers at all,—who find them-
obliquity, (as he call’d it) in my manner of setting up my top, selves ill at ease, unless they are let into the whole secret from
and justifying the principles upon which I had done it,— first to last, of every thing which concerns you.
the old gentleman shook his head, and in a tone more ex- It is in pure compliance with this humour of theirs, and
pressive by half of sorrow than reproach,—he said his heart from a backwardness in my nature to disappoint any one
all along foreboded, and he saw it verified in this, and from soul living, that I have been so very particular already. As my
a thousand other observations he had made upon me, That I life and opinions are likely to make some noise in the world,
should neither think nor act like any other man’s child:— and, if I conjecture right, will take in all ranks, professions,
But alas! continued he, shaking his head a second time, and and denominations of men whatever,—be no less read than
wiping away a tear which was trickling down his cheeks, My the Pilgrim’s Progress itself—and in the end, prove the very
Tristram’s misfortunes began nine months before ever he came thing which Montaigne dreaded his Essays should turn out,
into the world. that is, a book for a parlour-window;—I find it necessary to
—My mother, who was sitting by, look’d up, but she knew consult every one a little in his turn; and therefore must beg
no more than her backside what my father meant,—but my pardon for going on a little farther in the same way: For
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which cause, right glad I am, that I have begun the history My father, you must know, who was originally a Turkey
of myself in the way I have done; and that I am able to go merchant, but had left off business for some years, in order
on, tracing every thing in it, as Horace says, ab Ovo. to retire to, and die upon, his paternal estate in the county of
Horace, I know, does not recommend this fashion alto- ——, was, I believe, one of the most regular men in every
gether: But that gentleman is speaking only of an epic poem thing he did, whether ’twas matter of business, or matter of
or a tragedy;—(I forget which,) besides, if it was not so, I amusement, that ever lived. As a small specimen of this ex-
should beg Mr. Horace’s pardon;—for in writing what I have treme exactness of his, to which he was in truth a slave, he
set about, I shall confine myself neither to his rules, nor to had made it a rule for many years of his life,—on the first
any man’s rules that ever lived. Sunday-night of every month throughout the whole year,—
To such however as do not choose to go so far back into as certain as ever the Sunday-night came,—to wind up a
these things, I can give no better advice than that they skip large house-clock, which we had standing on the back-stairs
over the remaining part of this chapter; for I declare before- head, with his own hands:—And being somewhere between
hand, ’tis wrote only for the curious and inquisitive. fifty and sixty years of age at the time I have been speaking
—Shut the door.— of,—he had likewise gradually brought some other little fam-
I was begot in the night betwixt the first Sunday and the ily concernments to the same period, in order, as he would
first Monday in the month of March, in the year of our Lord often say to my uncle Toby, to get them all out of the way at
one thousand seven hundred and eighteen. I am positive I one time, and be no more plagued and pestered with them
was.—But how I came to be so very particular in my ac- the rest of the month.
count of a thing which happened before I was born, is owing It was attended but with one misfortune, which, in a great
to another small anecdote known only in our own family, measure, fell upon myself, and the effects of which I fear I
but now made publick for the better clearing up this point. shall carry with me to my grave; namely, that from an un-
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happy association of ideas, which have no connection in time afflicted with a Sciatica.
nature, it so fell out at length, that my poor mother could
never hear the said clock wound up,—but the thoughts of
some other things unavoidably popped into her head—& 1.V.
Chapter 1.V.
vice versa:—Which strange combination of ideas, the saga-
cious Locke, who certainly understood the nature of these ON THE FIFTH DAY of November, 1718, which to the aera
things better than most men, affirms to have produced more fixed on, was as near nine kalendar months as any husband
wry actions than all other sources of prejudice whatsoever. could in reason have expected,—was I Tristram Shandy,
But this by the bye. Gentleman, brought forth into this scurvy and disastrous
Now it appears by a memorandum in my father’s pocket- world of ours.—I wish I had been born in the Moon, or in
book, which now lies upon the table, ‘That on Lady-day, any of the planets, (except Jupiter or Saturn, because I never
which was on the 25th of the same month in which I date could bear cold weather) for it could not well have fared
my geniture,—my father set upon his journey to London, worse with me in any of them (though I will not answer for
with my eldest brother Bobby, to fix him at Westminster Venus) than it has in this vile, dirty planet of ours,—which,
school;’ and, as it appears from the same authority, ‘That he o’ my conscience, with reverence be it spoken, I take to be
did not get down to his wife and family till the second week made up of the shreds and clippings of the rest;—not but
in May following,’—it brings the thing almost to a certainty. the planet is well enough, provided a man could be born in
However, what follows in the beginning of the next chapter, it to a great title or to a great estate; or could any how con-
puts it beyond all possibility of a doubt. trive to be called up to public charges, and employments of
—But pray, Sir, What was your father doing all Decem- dignity or power;—but that is not my case;—and therefore
ber, January, and February?—Why, Madam,—he was all that every man will speak of the fair as his own market has gone
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in it;—for which cause I affirm it over again to be one of the into too many circumstances relating to myself all at once.
vilest worlds that ever was made;—for I can truly say, that —You must have a little patience. I have undertaken, you
from the first hour I drew my breath in it, to this, that I can see, to write not only my life, but my opinions also; hoping
now scarce draw it at all, for an asthma I got in scating against and expecting that your knowledge of my character, and of
the wind in Flanders;—I have been the continual sport of what kind of a mortal I am, by the one, would give you a
what the world calls Fortune; and though I will not wrong better relish for the other: As you proceed farther with me,
her by saying, She has ever made me feel the weight of any the slight acquaintance, which is now beginning betwixt us,
great or signal evil;—yet with all the good temper in the will grow into familiarity; and that unless one of us is in
world I affirm it of her, that in every stage of my life, and at fault, will terminate in friendship.—O diem praeclarum!—
every turn and corner where she could get fairly at me, the then nothing which has touched me will be thought trifling
ungracious duchess has pelted me with a set of as pitiful mis- in its nature, or tedious in its telling. Therefore, my dear
adventures and cross accidents as ever small Hero sustained. friend and companion, if you should think me somewhat
sparing of my narrative on my first setting out—bear with
me,—and let me go on, and tell my story my own way:—
Chapter 1.VI. Or, if I should seem now and then to trifle upon the road,—
or should sometimes put on a fool’s cap with a bell to it, for
IN THE BEGINNING of the last chapter, I informed you exactly a moment or two as we pass along,—don’t fly off,—but rather
when I was born; but I did not inform you how. No, that courteously give me credit for a little more wisdom than ap-
particular was reserved entirely for a chapter by itself;—be- pears upon my outside;—and as we jog on, either laugh with
sides, Sir, as you and I are in a manner perfect strangers to me, or at me, or in short do any thing,—only keep your
each other, it would not have been proper to have let you temper.
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Chapter 1.VII. mented an inconvenience to which her husband’s flock had
for many years been exposed, inasmuch as there was no such
IN THE SAME VILLAGE where my father and my mother dwelt, thing as a midwife, of any kind or degree, to be got at, let the
dwelt also a thin, upright, motherly, notable, good old body case have been never so urgent, within less than six or seven
of a midwife, who with the help of a little plain good sense, long miles riding; which said seven long miles in dark nights
and some years full employment in her business, in which and dismal roads, the country thereabouts being nothing but
she had all along trusted little to her own efforts, and a great a deep clay, was almost equal to fourteen; and that in effect
deal to those of dame Nature,—had acquired, in her way, no was sometimes next to having no midwife at all; it came into
small degree of reputation in the world:—by which word her head, that it would be doing as seasonable a kindness to
world, need I in this place inform your worship, that I would the whole parish, as to the poor creature herself, to get her a
be understood to mean no more of it, than a small circle little instructed in some of the plain principles of the busi-
described upon the circle of the great world, of four English ness, in order to set her up in it. As no woman thereabouts
miles diameter, or thereabouts, of which the cottage where was better qualified to execute the plan she had formed than
the good old woman lived is supposed to be the centre?— herself, the gentlewoman very charitably undertook it; and
She had been left it seems a widow in great distress, with having great influence over the female part of the parish, she
three or four small children, in her forty-seventh year; and as found no difficulty in effecting it to the utmost of her wishes.
she was at that time a person of decent carriage,—grave de- In truth, the parson join’d his interest with his wife’s in the
portment,—a woman moreover of few words and withal an whole affair, and in order to do things as they should be, and
object of compassion, whose distress, and silence under it, give the poor soul as good a title by law to practise, as his
called out the louder for a friendly lift: the wife of the parson wife had given by institution,—he cheerfully paid the fees
of the parish was touched with pity; and having often la- for the ordinary’s licence himself, amounting in the whole,
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to the sum of eighteen shillings and four pence; so that be- himself,—have they not had their Hobby-Horses;—their
twixt them both, the good woman was fully invested in the running horses,—their coins and their cockle-shells, their
real and corporal possession of her office, together with all drums and their trumpets, their fiddles, their pallets,—their
its rights, members, and appurtenances whatsoever. maggots and their butterflies?—and so long as a man rides
These last words, you must know, were not according to his Hobby-Horse peaceably and quietly along the King’s high-
the old form in which such licences, faculties, and powers way, and neither compels you or me to get up behind him,—
usually ran, which in like cases had heretofore been granted pray, Sir, what have either you or I to do with it?
to the sisterhood. But it was according to a neat Formula of
Didius his own devising, who having a particular turn for
taking to pieces, and new framing over again all kind of in- Chapter 1.VIII.
struments in that way, not only hit upon this dainty amend-
ment, but coaxed many of the old licensed matrons in the —DE GUSTIBUS NON EST DISPUTANDUM;—that is, there is no
neighbourhood, to open their faculties afresh, in order to disputing against Hobby-Horses; and for my part, I seldom
have this wham-wham of his inserted. do; nor could I with any sort of grace, had I been an enemy
I own I never could envy Didius in these kinds of fancies to them at the bottom; for happening, at certain intervals
of his:—But every man to his own taste.—Did not Dr. and changes of the moon, to be both fidler and painter, ac-
Kunastrokius, that great man, at his leisure hours, take the cording as the fly stings:—Be it known to you, that I keep a
greatest delight imaginable in combing of asses tails, and couple of pads myself, upon which, in their turns, (nor do I
plucking the dead hairs out with his teeth, though he had care who knows it) I frequently ride out and take the air;—
tweezers always in his pocket? Nay, if you come to that, Sir, though sometimes, to my shame be it spoken, I take some-
have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon what longer journies than what a wise man would think al-
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together right.—But the truth is,—I am not a wise man;— me off my guard, and that is, when I see one born for great
and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, actions, and what is still more for his honour, whose nature
it is not much matter what I do: so I seldom fret or fume at ever inclines him to good ones;—when I behold such a one,
all about it: Nor does it much disturb my rest, when I see my Lord, like yourself, whose principles and conduct are as
such great Lords and tall Personages as hereafter follow;— generous and noble as his blood, and whom, for that reason,
such, for instance, as my Lord A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, K, a corrupt world cannot spare one moment;—when I see such
L, M, N, O, P, Q, and so on, all of a row, mounted upon a one, my Lord, mounted, though it is but for a minute
their several horses,—some with large stirrups, getting on in beyond the time which my love to my country has prescribed
a more grave and sober pace;—others on the contrary, tucked to him, and my zeal for his glory wishes,—then, my Lord, I
up to their very chins, with whips across their mouths, scour- cease to be a philosopher, and in the first transport of an
ing and scampering it away like so many little party-coloured honest impatience, I wish the Hobby-Horse, with all his fra-
devils astride a mortgage,—and as if some of them were re- ternity, at the Devil.
solved to break their necks.—So much the better—say I to
myself;—for in case the worst should happen, the world will ‘My Lord, I maintain this to be a dedication, notwithstand-
make a shift to do excellently well without them; and for the ing its singularity in the three great essentials of matter, form
rest,—why—God speed them—e’en let them ride on with- and place: I beg, therefore, you will accept it as such, and
out opposition from me; for were their lordships unhorsed that you will permit me to lay it, with the most respectful
this very night—’tis ten to one but that many of them would humility, at your Lordship’s feet—when you are upon
be worse mounted by one half before tomorrow morning. them,—which you can be when you please;—and that is,
Not one of these instances therefore can be said to break in my Lord, whenever there is occasion for it, and I will add, to
upon my rest.—But there is an instance, which I own puts the best purposes too. I have the honour to be, My Lord,
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Your Lordship’s most obedient, and most devoted, and most from the very beginning, to deal squarely and openly with
humble servant, Tristram Shandy.’ your Great Folks in this affair, and try whether I should not
come off the better by it.
If therefore there is any one Duke, Marquis, Earl, Viscount,
Chapter 1.IX. or Baron, in these his Majesty’s dominions, who stands in
need of a tight, genteel dedication, and whom the above will
I SOLEMNLY DECLARE to all mankind, that the above dedica- suit, (for by the bye, unless it suits in some degree, I will not
tion was made for no one Prince, Prelate, Pope, or Poten- part with it)—it is much at his service for fifty guineas;—
tate,—Duke, Marquis, Earl, Viscount, or Baron, of this, or which I am positive is twenty guineas less than it ought to be
any other Realm in Christendom;—nor has it yet been afforded for, by any man of genius.
hawked about, or offered publicly or privately, directly or My Lord, if you examine it over again, it is far from being
indirectly, to any one person or personage, great or small; a gross piece of daubing, as some dedications are. The de-
but is honestly a true Virgin-Dedication untried on, upon sign, your Lordship sees, is good,—the colouring transpar-
any soul living. ent,—the drawing not amiss;—or to speak more like a man
I labour this point so particularly, merely to remove any of science,—and measure my piece in the painter’s scale, di-
offence or objection which might arise against it from the vided into 20,—I believe, my Lord, the outlines will turn
manner in which I propose to make the most of it;—which out as 12,—the composition as 9,—the colouring as 6,—
is the putting it up fairly to public sale; which I now do. the expression 13 and a half,—and the design,—if I may be
—Every author has a way of his own in bringing his points allowed, my Lord, to understand my own design, and sup-
to bear;—for my own part, as I hate chaffering and higgling posing absolute perfection in designing, to be as 20,—I think
for a few guineas in a dark entry;—I resolved within myself, it cannot well fall short of 19. Besides all this,—there is keep-
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ing in it, and the dark strokes in the Hobby-Horse, (which is Chapter 1.X.
a secondary figure, and a kind of back-ground to the whole)
give great force to the principal lights in your own figure, WHATEVER DEGREE of small merit the act of benignity in
and make it come off wonderfully;—and besides, there is an favour of the midwife might justly claim, or in whom that
air of originality in the tout ensemble. claim truly rested,—at first sight seems not very material to
Be pleased, my good Lord, to order the sum to be paid this history;—certain however it was, that the gentlewoman,
into the hands of Mr. Dodsley, for the benefit of the author; the parson’s wife, did run away at that time with the whole
and in the next edition care shall be taken that this chapter of it: And yet, for my life, I cannot help thinking but that
be expunged, and your Lordship’s titles, distinctions, arms, the parson himself, though he had not the good fortune to
and good actions, be placed at the front of the preceding hit upon the design first,—yet, as he heartily concurred in it
chapter: All which, from the words, De gustibus non est the moment it was laid before him, and as heartily parted
disputandum, and whatever else in this book relates to with his money to carry it into execution, had a claim to
Hobby-Horses, but no more, shall stand dedicated to your some share of it,—if not to a full half of whatever honour
Lordship.—The rest I dedicate to the Moon, who, by the was due to it.
bye, of all the Patrons or Matrons I can think of, has most The world at that time was pleased to determine the mat-
power to set my book a-going, and make the world run mad ter otherwise.
after it. Lay down the book, and I will allow you half a day to give
Bright Goddess, If thou art not too busy with Candid and a probable guess at the grounds of this procedure.
Miss Cunegund’s affairs,—take Tristram Shandy’s under thy Be it known then, that, for about five years before the date
protection also. of the midwife’s licence, of which you have had so circum-
stantial an account,—the parson we have to do with had
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made himself a country-talk by a breach of all decorum, which Let that be as it may, as my purpose is to do exact justice to
he had committed against himself, his station, and his of- every creature brought upon the stage of this dramatic
fice;—and that was in never appearing better, or otherwise work,—I could not stifle this distinction in favour of Don
mounted, than upon a lean, sorry, jackass of a horse, value Quixote’s horse;—in all other points, the parson’s horse, I
about one pound fifteen shillings; who, to shorten all de- say, was just such another, for he was as lean, and as lank,
scription of him, was full brother to Rosinante, as far as si- and as sorry a jade, as Humility herself could have bestrided.
militude congenial could make him; for he answered his de- In the estimation of here and there a man of weak judg-
scription to a hair-breadth in every thing,—except that I do ment, it was greatly in the parson’s power to have helped the
not remember ’tis any where said, that Rosinante was bro- figure of this horse of his,—for he was master of a very hand-
ken-winded; and that, moreover, Rosinante, as is the happi- some demi-peaked saddle, quilted on the seat with green
ness of most Spanish horses, fat or lean,—was undoubtedly plush, garnished with a double row of silver-headed studs,
a horse at all points. and a noble pair of shining brass stirrups, with a housing
I know very well that the Hero’s horse was a horse of chaste altogether suitable, of grey superfine cloth, with an edging
deportment, which may have given grounds for the contrary of black lace, terminating in a deep, black, silk fringe, poudre
opinion: But it is as certain at the same time that Rosinante’s d’or,—all which he had purchased in the pride and prime of
continency (as may be demonstrated from the adventure of his life, together with a grand embossed bridle, ornamented
the Yanguesian carriers) proceeded from no bodily defect or at all points as it should be.—But not caring to banter his
cause whatsoever, but from the temperance and orderly cur- beast, he had hung all these up behind his study door: and,
rent of his blood.—And let me tell you, Madam, there is a in lieu of them, had seriously befitted him with just such a
great deal of very good chastity in the world, in behalf of bridle and such a saddle, as the figure and value of such a
which you could not say more for your life. steed might well and truly deserve.
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In the several sallies about his parish, and in the self; and as he never carried one single ounce of flesh upon
neighbouring visits to the gentry who lived around him,— his own bones, being altogether as spare a figure as his beast,—
you will easily comprehend, that the parson, so appointed, he would sometimes insist upon it, that the horse was as
would both hear and see enough to keep his philosophy from good as the rider deserved;—that they were, centaur-like,—
rusting. To speak the truth, he never could enter a village, both of a piece. At other times, and in other moods, when
but he caught the attention of both old and young.—Labour his spirits were above the temptation of false wit,—he would
stood still as he pass’d—the bucket hung suspended in the say, he found himself going off fast in a consumption; and,
middle of the well,—the spinning-wheel forgot its round,— with great gravity, would pretend, he could not bear the sight
even chuck-farthing and shuffle-cap themselves stood gap- of a fat horse, without a dejection of heart, and a sensible
ing till he had got out of sight; and as his movement was not alteration in his pulse; and that he had made choice of the
of the quickest, he had generally time enough upon his hands lean one he rode upon, not only to keep himself in counte-
to make his observations,—to hear the groans of the seri- nance, but in spirits.
ous,—and the laughter of the light-hearted; all which he bore At different times he would give fifty humorous and appo-
with excellent tranquillity.—His character was,—he loved a site reasons for riding a meek-spirited jade of a broken-winded
jest in his heart—and as he saw himself in the true point of horse, preferably to one of mettle;—for on such a one he
ridicule, he would say he could not be angry with others for could sit mechanically, and meditate as delightfully de
seeing him in a light, in which he so strongly saw himself: So vanitate mundi et fuga faeculi, as with the advantage of a
that to his friends, who knew his foible was not the love of death’s-head before him;—that, in all other exercitations, he
money, and who therefore made the less scruple in banter- could spend his time, as he rode slowly along,—to as much
ing the extravagance of his humour,—instead of giving the account as in his study;—that he could draw up an argu-
true cause,—he chose rather to join in the laugh against him- ment in his sermon,—or a hole in his breeches, as steadily
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on the one as in the other;—that brisk trotting and slow as he was not an unkind-hearted man, and every case was
argumentation, like wit and judgment, were two incompat- more pressing and more distressful than the last;—as much as
ible movements.—But that upon his steed—he could unite he loved his beast, he had never a heart to refuse him; the
and reconcile every thing,—he could compose his sermon— upshot of which was generally this; that his horse was either
he could compose his cough,—and, in case nature gave a clapp’d, or spavin’d, or greaz’d;—or he was twitter-bon’d, or
call that way, he could likewise compose himself to sleep.— broken-winded, or something, in short, or other had befallen
In short, the parson upon such encounters would assign any him, which would let him carry no flesh;—so that he had
cause but the true cause,—and he with-held the true one, every nine or ten months a bad horse to get rid of,—and a
only out of a nicety of temper, because he thought it did good horse to purchase in his stead.
honour to him. What the loss in such a balance might amount to,
But the truth of the story was as follows: In the first years of communibus annis, I would leave to a special jury of suffer-
this gentleman’s life, and about the time when the superb saddle ers in the same traffick, to determine;—but let it be what it
and bridle were purchased by him, it had been his manner, or would, the honest gentleman bore it for many years without
vanity, or call it what you will,—to run into the opposite ex- a murmur, till at length, by repeated ill accidents of the kind,
treme.—In the language of the county where he dwelt, he was he found it necessary to take the thing under consideration;
said to have loved a good horse, and generally had one of the and upon weighing the whole, and summing it up in his
best in the whole parish standing in his stable always ready for mind, he found it not only disproportioned to his other
saddling: and as the nearest midwife, as I told you, did not live expences, but withal so heavy an article in itself, as to disable
nearer to the village than seven miles, and in a vile country,— him from any other act of generosity in his parish: Besides
it so fell out that the poor gentleman was scarce a whole week this, he considered that with half the sum thus galloped away,
together without some piteous application for his beast; and he could do ten times as much good;—and what still weighed
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more with him than all other considerations put together, seem a panegyrick upon himself.
was this, that it confined all his charity into one particular I have the highest idea of the spiritual and refined senti-
channel, and where, as he fancied, it was the least wanted, ments of this reverend gentleman, from this single stroke in
namely, to the child-bearing and child-getting part of his his character, which I think comes up to any of the honest
parish; reserving nothing for the impotent,—nothing for the refinements of the peerless knight of La Mancha, whom, by
aged,—nothing for the many comfortless scenes he was the bye, with all his follies, I love more, and would actually
hourly called forth to visit, where poverty, and sickness and have gone farther to have paid a visit to, than the greatest
affliction dwelt together. hero of antiquity.
For these reasons he resolved to discontinue the expence; But this is not the moral of my story: The thing I had in
and there appeared but two possible ways to extricate him view was to shew the temper of the world in the whole of
clearly out of it;—and these were, either to make it an irre- this affair.—For you must know, that so long as this expla-
vocable law never more to lend his steed upon any applica- nation would have done the parson credit,—the devil a soul
tion whatever,—or else be content to ride the last poor devil, could find it out,—I suppose his enemies would not, and
such as they had made him, with all his aches and infirmi- that his friends could not.—But no sooner did he bestir him-
ties, to the very end of the chapter. self in behalf of the midwife, and pay the expences of the
As he dreaded his own constancy in the first—he very ordinary’s licence to set her up,—but the whole secret came
chearfully betook himself to the second; and though he could out; every horse he had lost, and two horses more than ever
very well have explained it, as I said, to his honour,—yet, for he had lost, with all the circumstances of their destruction,
that very reason, he had a spirit above it; choosing rather to were known and distinctly remembered.—The story ran like
bear the contempt of his enemies, and the laughter of his wild-fire.—’The parson had a returning fit of pride which
friends, than undergo the pain of telling a story, which might had just seized him; and he was going to be well mounted
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once again in his life; and if it was so, ’twas plain as the sun at ample.—But to know by what means this came to pass,—
noon-day, he would pocket the expence of the licence ten and to make that knowledge of use to you, I insist upon it
times told, the very first year:—So that every body was left that you read the two following chapters, which contain such
to judge what were his views in this act of charity.’ a sketch of his life and conversation, as will carry its moral
What were his views in this, and in every other action of along with it.—When this is done, if nothing stops us in our
his life,—or rather what were the opinions which floated in way, we will go on with the midwife.
the brains of other people concerning it, was a thought which
too much floated in his own, and too often broke in upon
his rest, when he should have been sound asleep. Chapter 1.XI.
About ten years ago this gentleman had the good fortune
to be made entirely easy upon that score,—it being just so YORICK WAS THIS PARSON’S NAME, and, what is very remark-
long since he left his parish,—and the whole world at the able in it, (as appears from a most ancient account of the
same time behind him,—and stands accountable to a Judge family, wrote upon strong vellum, and now in perfect pres-
of whom he will have no cause to complain. ervation) it had been exactly so spelt for near,—I was within
But there is a fatality attends the actions of some men: an ace of saying nine hundred years;—but I would not shake
Order them as they will, they pass thro’ a certain medium, my credit in telling an improbable truth, however indisput-
which so twists and refracts them from their true directions— able in itself,—and therefore I shall content myself with only
that, with all the titles to praise which a rectitude of heart saying—It had been exactly so spelt, without the least varia-
can give, the doers of them are nevertheless forced to live tion or transposition of a single letter, for I do not know how
and die without it. long; which is more than I would venture to say of one half
Of the truth of which, this gentleman was a painful ex- of the best surnames in the kingdom; which, in a course of
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years, have generally undergone as many chops and changes no other than that of the king’s chief Jester;—and that
as their owners.—Has this been owing to the pride, or to the Hamlet’s Yorick, in our Shakespeare, many of whose plays,
shame of the respective proprietors?—In honest truth, I think you know, are founded upon authenticated facts, was cer-
sometimes to the one, and sometimes to the other, just as tainly the very man.
the temptation has wrought. But a villainous affair it is, and I have not the time to look into Saxo-Grammaticus’s Dan-
will one day so blend and confound us all together, that no ish history, to know the certainty of this;—but if you have
one shall be able to stand up and swear, ‘That his own great leisure, and can easily get at the book, you may do it full as
grandfather was the man who did either this or that.’ well yourself.
This evil had been sufficiently fenced against by the pru- I had just time, in my travels through Denmark with Mr.
dent care of the Yorick’s family, and their religious preserva- Noddy’s eldest son, whom, in the year 1741, I accompanied
tion of these records I quote, which do farther inform us, as governor, riding along with him at a prodigious rate thro’
That the family was originally of Danish extraction, and had most parts of Europe, and of which original journey per-
been transplanted into England as early as in the reign of formed by us two, a most delectable narrative will be given
Horwendillus, king of Denmark, in whose court, it seems, in the progress of this work. I had just time, I say, and that
an ancestor of this Mr. Yorick’s, and from whom he was lin- was all, to prove the truth of an observation made by a long
eally descended, held a considerable post to the day of his sojourner in that country;—namely, ‘That nature was nei-
death. Of what nature this considerable post was, this record ther very lavish, nor was she very stingy in her gifts of genius
saith not;—it only adds, That, for near two centuries, it had and capacity to its inhabitants;—but, like a discreet parent,
been totally abolished, as altogether unnecessary, not only in was moderately kind to them all; observing such an equal
that court, but in every other court of the Christian world. tenor in the distribution of her favours, as to bring them, in
It has often come into my head, that this post could be those points, pretty near to a level with each other; so that
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you will meet with few instances in that kingdom of refined phlegm and exact regularity of sense and humours, you would
parts; but a great deal of good plain houshold understanding have looked for, in one so extracted;—he was, on the con-
amongst all ranks of people, of which every body has a share;’ trary, as mercurial and sublimated a composition,—as
which is, I think, very right. heteroclite a creature in all his declensions;—with as much
With us, you see, the case is quite different:—we are all life and whim, and gaite de coeur about him, as the kindliest
ups and downs in this matter;—you are a great genius;—or climate could have engendered and put together. With all
’tis fifty to one, Sir, you are a great dunce and a blockhead;— this sail, poor Yorick carried not one ounce of ballast; he was
not that there is a total want of intermediate steps,—no,— utterly unpractised in the world; and at the age of twenty-
we are not so irregular as that comes to;—but the two ex- six, knew just about as well how to steer his course in it, as a
tremes are more common, and in a greater degree in this romping, unsuspicious girl of thirteen: So that upon his first
unsettled island, where nature, in her gifts and dispositions setting out, the brisk gale of his spirits, as you will imagine,
of this kind, is most whimsical and capricious; fortune her- ran him foul ten times in a day of somebody’s tackling; and
self not being more so in the bequest of her goods and chat- as the grave and more slow-paced were oftenest in his way,—
tels than she. you may likewise imagine, ’twas with such he had generally
This is all that ever staggered my faith in regard to Yorick’s the ill luck to get the most entangled. For aught I know there
extraction, who, by what I can remember of him, and by all might be some mixture of unlucky wit at the bottom of such
the accounts I could ever get of him, seemed not to have had Fracas:—For, to speak the truth, Yorick had an invincible
one single drop of Danish blood in his whole crasis; in nine dislike and opposition in his nature to gravity;—not to grav-
hundred years, it might possibly have all run out:—I will ity as such;—for where gravity was wanted, he would be the
not philosophize one moment with you about it; for happen most grave or serious of mortal men for days and weeks to-
how it would, the fact was this:—That instead of that cold gether;—but he was an enemy to the affectation of it, and
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declared open war against it, only as it appeared a cloak for unpractised in the world, and was altogether as indiscreet
ignorance, or for folly: and then, whenever it fell in his way, and foolish on every other subject of discourse where policy
however sheltered and protected, he seldom gave it much is wont to impress restraint. Yorick had no impression but
quarter. one, and that was what arose from the nature of the deed
Sometimes, in his wild way of talking, he would say, that spoken of; which impression he would usually translate into
Gravity was an errant scoundrel, and he would add,—of the plain English without any periphrasis;—and too oft without
most dangerous kind too,—because a sly one; and that he much distinction of either person, time, or place;—so that
verily believed, more honest, well-meaning people were when mention was made of a pitiful or an ungenerous pro-
bubbled out of their goods and money by it in one twelve- ceeding—he never gave himself a moment’s time to reflect
month, than by pocket-picking and shop-lifting in seven. In who was the hero of the piece,—what his station,—or how
the naked temper which a merry heart discovered, he would far he had power to hurt him hereafter;—but if it was a dirty
say there was no danger,—but to itself:—whereas the very action,—without more ado,—The man was a dirty fellow,—
essence of gravity was design, and consequently deceit;— and so on.—And as his comments had usually the ill fate to
’twas a taught trick to gain credit of the world for more sense be terminated either in a bon mot, or to be enlivened through-
and knowledge than a man was worth; and that, with all its out with some drollery or humour of expression, it gave wings
pretensions,—it was no better, but often worse, than what a to Yorick’s indiscretion. In a word, tho’ he never sought, yet,
French wit had long ago defined it,—viz. ‘A mysterious car- at the same time, as he seldom shunned occasions of saying
riage of the body to cover the defects of the mind;’—which what came uppermost, and without much ceremony;—he
definition of gravity, Yorick, with great imprudence, would had but too many temptations in life, of scattering his wit
say, deserved to be wrote in letters of gold. and his humour,—his gibes and his jests about him.—They
But, in plain truth, he was a man unhackneyed and were not lost for want of gathering.
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What were the consequences, and what was Yorick’s catas- that my Hero could not go on at this rate without some
trophe thereupon, you will read in the next chapter. slight experience of these incidental mementos. To speak the
truth, he had wantonly involved himself in a multitude of
small book-debts of this stamp, which, notwithstanding
Chapter 1.XII. Eugenius’s frequent advice, he too much disregarded; think-
ing, that as not one of them was contracted thro’ any malig-
THE MORTGAGER AND MORTGAGEE differ the one from the nancy;—but, on the contrary, from an honesty of mind, and
other, not more in length of purse, than the Jester and Jestee a mere jocundity of humour, they would all of them be cross’d
do, in that of memory. But in this the comparison between out in course.
them runs, as the scholiasts call it, upon all-four; which, by Eugenius would never admit this; and would often tell him,
the bye, is upon one or two legs more than some of the best of that one day or other he would certainly be reckoned with;
Homer’s can pretend to;—namely, That the one raises a sum, and he would often add, in an accent of sorrowful apprehen-
and the other a laugh at your expence, and thinks no more sion,—to the uttermost mite. To which Yorick, with his usual
about it. Interest, however, still runs on in both cases;—the carelessness of heart, would as often answer with a pshaw!—
periodical or accidental payments of it, just serving to keep and if the subject was started in the fields,—with a hop, skip,
the memory of the affair alive; till, at length, in some evil hour, and a jump at the end of it; but if close pent up in the social
pop comes the creditor upon each, and by demanding princi- chimney-corner, where the culprit was barricado’d in, with a
pal upon the spot, together with full interest to the very day, table and a couple of arm-chairs, and could not so readily fly
makes them both feel the full extent of their obligations. off in a tangent,—Eugenius would then go on with his lec-
As the reader (for I hate your ifs) has a thorough knowl- ture upon discretion in words to this purpose, though some-
edge of human nature, I need not say more to satisfy him, what better put together.
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Trust me, dear Yorick, this unwary pleasantry of thine will depend upon it, they will carry on the war in such a manner
sooner or later bring thee into scrapes and difficulties, which against thee, my dear friend, as to make thee heartily sick of
no after-wit can extricate thee out of.—In these sallies, too it, and of thy life too.
oft, I see, it happens, that a person laughed at, considers Revenge from some baneful corner shall level a tale of
himself in the light of a person injured, with all the rights of dishonour at thee, which no innocence of heart or integrity
such a situation belonging to him; and when thou viewest of conduct shall set right.—The fortunes of thy house shall
him in that light too, and reckons up his friends, his family, totter,—thy character, which led the way to them, shall bleed
his kindred and allies,—and musters up with them the many on every side of it,—thy faith questioned,—thy works be-
recruits which will list under him from a sense of common lied,—thy wit forgotten,—thy learning trampled on. To wind
danger;—’tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every up the last scene of thy tragedy, Cruelty and Cowardice, twin
ten jokes,—thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou ruffians, hired and set on by Malice in the dark, shall strike
hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, together at all thy infirmities and mistakes:—The best of us,
and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be con- my dear lad, lie open there,—and trust me,—trust me, Yorick,
vinced it is so. when to gratify a private appetite, it is once resolved upon,
I cannot suspect it in the man whom I esteem, that there is that an innocent and an helpless creature shall be sacrificed,
the least spur from spleen or malevolence of intent in these ’tis an easy matter to pick up sticks enough from any thicket
sallies—I believe and know them to be truly honest and sport- where it has strayed, to make a fire to offer it up with.
ive:—But consider, my dear lad, that fools cannot distin- Yorick scarce ever heard this sad vaticination of his destiny
guish this,—and that knaves will not: and thou knowest not read over to him, but with a tear stealing from his eye, and a
what it is, either to provoke the one, or to make merry with promissory look attending it, that he was resolved, for the
the other:—whenever they associate for mutual defence, time to come, to ride his tit with more sobriety.—But, alas,
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too late!—a grand confederacy with … and … at the head hand,—and after thanking him for the many tokens of his
of it, was formed before the first prediction of it.—The whole friendship to him, for which, he said, if it was their fate to
plan of the attack, just as Eugenius had foreboded, was put meet hereafter,—he would thank him again and again,—he
in execution all at once,—with so little mercy on the side of told him, he was within a few hours of giving his enemies
the allies,—and so little suspicion in Yorick, of what was the slip for ever.—I hope not, answered Eugenius, with tears
carrying on against him,—that when he thought, good easy trickling down his cheeks, and with the tenderest tone that
man! full surely preferment was o’ripening,—they had smote ever man spoke.—I hope not, Yorick, said he.—Yorick re-
his root, and then he fell, as many a worthy man had fallen plied, with a look up, and a gentle squeeze of Eugenius’s
before him. hand, and that was all,—but it cut Eugenius to his heart.—
Yorick, however, fought it out with all imaginable gallantry Come,—come, Yorick, quoth Eugenius, wiping his eyes, and
for some time; till, overpowered by numbers, and worn out summoning up the man within him,—my dear lad, be com-
at length by the calamities of the war,—but more so, by the forted,—let not all thy spirits and fortitude forsake thee at
ungenerous manner in which it was carried on,—he threw this crisis when thou most wants them;—who knows what
down the sword; and though he kept up his spirits in ap- resources are in store, and what the power of God may yet
pearance to the last, he died, nevertheless, as was generally do for thee!—Yorick laid his hand upon his heart, and gen-
thought, quite broken-hearted. tly shook his head;—For my part, continued Eugenius, cry-
What inclined Eugenius to the same opinion was as follows: ing bitterly as he uttered the words,—I declare I know not,
A few hours before Yorick breathed his last, Eugenius stept Yorick, how to part with thee, and would gladly flatter my
in with an intent to take his last sight and last farewell of hopes, added Eugenius, chearing up his voice, that there is
him. Upon his drawing Yorick’s curtain, and asking how he still enough left of thee to make a bishop, and that I may live
felt himself, Yorick looking up in his face took hold of his to see it.—I beseech thee, Eugenius, quoth Yorick, taking
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off his night-cap as well as he could with his left hand,—his He lies buried in the corner of his church-yard, in the par-
right being still grasped close in that of Eugenius,—I be- ish of …, under a plain marble slab, which his friend
seech thee to take a view of my head.—I see nothing that Eugenius, by leave of his executors, laid upon his grave, with
ails it, replied Eugenius. Then, alas! my friend, said Yorick, no more than these three words of inscription, serving both
let me tell you, that ’tis so bruised and mis-shapened with for his epitaph and elegy. Alas, poor Yorick!
the blows which … and … , and some others have so Ten times a day has Yorick’s ghost the consolation to hear
unhandsomely given me in the dark, that I might say with his monumental inscription read over with such a variety of
Sancho Panca, that should I recover, and ‘Mitres thereupon plaintive tones, as denote a general pity and esteem for him;—
be suffered to rain down from heaven as thick as hail, not a foot-way crossing the church-yard close by the side of his
one of them would fit it.’—Yorick’s last breath was hanging grave,—not a passenger goes by without stopping to cast a
upon his trembling lips ready to depart as he uttered this:— look upon it,—and sighing as he walks on, Alas, poor Yorick!
yet still it was uttered with something of a Cervantick tone;—
and as he spoke it, Eugenius could perceive a stream of lam-
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of those flashes of his spirit, which (as Shakespeare said of
his ancestor) were wont to set the table in a roar! IT IS SO LONG since the reader of this rhapsodical work has
Eugenius was convinced from this, that the heart of his been parted from the midwife, that it is high time to men-
friend was broke: he squeezed his hand,—and then walked tion her again to him, merely to put him in mind that there
softly out of the room, weeping as he walked. Yorick fol- is such a body still in the world, and whom, upon the best
lowed Eugenius with his eyes to the door,—he then closed judgment I can form upon my own plan at present, I am
them, and never opened them more. going to introduce to him for good and all: But as fresh matter
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may be started, and much unexpected business fall out be- of it. I must add, That she was, moreover, very well looked
twixt the reader and myself, which may require immediate on at one large grange-house, and some other odd houses
dispatch;—’twas right to take care that the poor woman and farms within two or three miles, as I said, from the smoke
should not be lost in the mean time;—because when she is of her own chimney:—But I must here, once for all, inform
wanted, we can no way do without her. you, that all this will be more exactly delineated and explain’d
I think I told you that this good woman was a person of in a map, now in the hands of the engraver, which, with
no small note and consequence throughout our whole vil- many other pieces and developements of this work, will be
lage and township;—that her fame had spread itself to the added to the end of the twentieth volume,—not to swell the
very out-edge and circumference of that circle of importance, work,—I detest the thought of such a thing;—but by way of
of which kind every soul living, whether he has a shirt to his commentary, scholium, illustration, and key to such passages,
back or no,—has one surrounding him;—which said circle, incidents, or inuendos as shall be thought to be either of
by the way, whenever ’tis said that such a one is of great private interpretation, or of dark or doubtful meaning, after
weight and importance in the world,—I desire may be en- my life and my opinions shall have been read over (now don’t
larged or contracted in your worship’s fancy, in a compound forget the meaning of the word) by all the world;—which,
ratio of the station, profession, knowledge, abilities, height betwixt you and me, and in spite of all the gentlemen-re-
and depth (measuring both ways) of the personage brought viewers in Great Britain, and of all that their worships shall
before you. undertake to write or say to the contrary,—I am determined
In the present case, if I remember, I fixed it about four or shall be the case.—I need not tell your worship, that all this
five miles, which not only comprehended the whole parish, is spoke in confidence.
but extended itself to two or three of the adjacent hamlets in
the skirts of the next parish; which made a considerable thing
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1.XIV.
Chapter 1.XIV. along, which he can no ways avoid. He will have views and
prospects to himself perpetually soliciting his eye, which he
UPON LOOKING into my mother’s marriage settlement, in or- can no more help standing still to look at than he can fly; he
der to satisfy myself and reader in a point necessary to be will moreover have various Accounts to reconcile: Anecdotes
cleared up, before we could proceed any farther in this his- to pick up: Inscriptions to make out: Stories to weave in:
tory;—I had the good fortune to pop upon the very thing I Traditions to sift: Personages to call upon: Panegyricks to
wanted before I had read a day and a half straight forwards,— paste up at this door; Pasquinades at that:—All which both
it might have taken me up a month;—which shews plainly, the man and his mule are quite exempt from. To sum up all;
that when a man sits down to write a history,—tho’ it be but there are archives at every stage to be look’d into, and rolls,
the history of Jack Hickathrift or Tom Thumb, he knows no records, documents, and endless genealogies, which justice
more than his heels what lets and confounded hindrances he ever and anon calls him back to stay the reading of:—In
is to meet with in his way,—or what a dance he may be led, short there is no end of it;—for my own part, I declare I
by one excursion or another, before all is over. Could a histo- have been at it these six weeks, making all the speed I possi-
riographer drive on his history, as a muleteer drives on his bly could,—and am not yet born:—I have just been able,
mule,—straight forward;—for instance, from Rome all the and that’s all, to tell you when it happen’d, but not how;—so
way to Loretto, without ever once turning his head aside, that you see the thing is yet far from being accomplished.
either to the right hand or to the left,—he might venture to These unforeseen stoppages, which I own I had no con-
foretell you to an hour when he should get to his journey’s ception of when I first set out;—but which, I am convinced
end;—but the thing is, morally speaking, impossible: For, if now, will rather increase than diminish as I advance,—have
he is a man of the least spirit, he will have fifty deviations struck out a hint which I am resolved to follow;—and that
from a straight line to make with this or that party as he goes is,—not to be in a hurry;—but to go on leisurely, writing
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and publishing two volumes of my life every year;—which, sent, conclude, bargain, and fully agree to and with John
if I am suffered to go on quietly, and can make a tolerable Dixon, and James Turner, Esqrs. the above-named Trustees,
bargain with my bookseller, I shall continue to do as long as &c. &c.—to wit,—That in case it should hereafter so fall
I live. out, chance, happen, or otherwise come to pass,—That the
said Walter Shandy, merchant, shall have left off business
before the time or times, that the said Elizabeth Mollineux
1.XV.
Chapter 1.XV. shall, according to the course of nature, or otherwise, have
left off bearing and bringing forth children;—and that, in
THE ARTICLE in my mother’s marriage-settlement, which I consequence of the said Walter Shandy having so left off
told the reader I was at the pains to search for, and which, business, he shall in despight, and against the free-will, con-
now that I have found it, I think proper to lay before him,— sent, and good-liking of the said Elizabeth Mollineux,—make
is so much more fully express’d in the deed itself, than ever I a departure from the city of London, in order to retire to,
can pretend to do it, that it would be barbarity to take it out and dwell upon, his estate at Shandy Hall, in the county of
of the lawyer’s hand:—It is as follows. …, or at any other country-seat, castle, hall, mansion-house,
‘And this Indenture further witnesseth, That the said Walter messuage or grainge-house, now purchased, or hereafter to
Shandy, merchant, in consideration of the said intended be purchased, or upon any part or parcel thereof:—That then,
marriage to be had, and, by God’s blessing, to be well and and as often as the said Elizabeth Mollineux shall happen to
truly solemnized and consummated between the said Walter be enceint with child or children severally and lawfully be-
Shandy and Elizabeth Mollineux aforesaid, and divers other got, or to be begotten, upon the body of the said Elizabeth
good and valuable causes and considerations him thereunto Mollineux, during her said coverture,—he the said Walter
specially moving,—doth grant, covenant, condescend, con- Shandy shall, at his own proper cost and charges, and out of
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his own proper monies, upon good and reasonable notice, upon,—peaceably and quietly hire the said coach and horses,
which is hereby agreed to be within six weeks of her the said and have free ingress, egress, and regress throughout her jour-
Elizabeth Mollineux’s full reckoning, or time of supposed ney, in and from the said coach, according to the tenor, true
and computed delivery,—pay, or cause to be paid, the sum intent, and meaning of these presents, without any let, suit,
of one hundred and twenty pounds of good and lawful trouble, disturbance, molestation, discharge, hinderance,
money, to John Dixon, and James Turner, Esqrs. or assigns,— forfeiture, eviction, vexation, interruption, or incumbrance
upon Trust and confidence, and for and unto the use and whatsoever.—And that it shall moreover be lawful to and
uses, intent, end, and purpose following:—That is to say,— for the said Elizabeth Mollineux, from time to time, and as
That the said sum of one hundred and twenty pounds shall oft or often as she shall well and truly be advanced in her
be paid into the hands of the said Elizabeth Mollineux, or to said pregnancy, to the time heretofore stipulated and agreed
be otherwise applied by them the said Trustees, for the well upon,—to live and reside in such place or places, and in
and truly hiring of one coach, with able and sufficient horses, such family or families, and with such relations, friends, and
to carry and convey the body of the said Elizabeth Mollineux, other persons within the said city of London, as she at her
and the child or children which she shall be then and there own will and pleasure, notwithstanding her present cover-
enceint and pregnant with,—unto the city of London; and ture, and as if she was a femme sole and unmarried,—shall
for the further paying and defraying of all other incidental think fit.—And this Indenture further witnesseth, That for
costs, charges, and expences whatsoever,—in and about, and the more effectually carrying of the said covenant into ex-
for, and relating to, her said intended delivery and lying-in, ecution, the said Walter Shandy, merchant, doth hereby grant,
in the said city or suburbs thereof. And that the said Eliza- bargain, sell, release, and confirm unto the said John Dixon,
beth Mollineux shall and may, from time to time, and at all and James Turner, Esqrs. their heirs, executors, and assigns,
such time and times as are here covenanted and agreed in their actual possession now being, by virtue of an inden-
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ture of bargain and sale for a year to them the said John mother was to lay in (if she chose it) in London.’
Dixon, and James Turner, Esqrs. by him the said Walter But in order to put a stop to the practice of any unfair play
Shandy, merchant, thereof made; which said bargain and on the part of my mother, which a marriage-article of this
sale for a year, bears date the day next before the date of nature too manifestly opened a door to, and which indeed
these presents, and by force and virtue of the statute for trans- had never been thought of at all, but for my uncle Toby
ferring of uses into possession,—All that the manor and lord- Shandy;—a clause was added in security of my father which
ship of Shandy, in the county of …, with all the rights, mem- was this:—‘That in case my mother hereafter should, at any
bers, and appurtenances thereof; and all and every the time, put my father to the trouble and expence of a London
messuages, houses, buildings, barns, stables, orchards, gar- journey, upon false cries and tokens;—that for every such
dens, backsides, tofts, crofts, garths, cottages, lands, mead- instance, she should forfeit all the right and title which the
ows, feedings, pastures, marshes, commons, woods, covenant gave her to the next turn;—but to no more,—and
underwoods, drains, fisheries, waters, and water-courses;— so on, toties quoties, in as effectual a manner, as if such a
together with all rents, reversions, services, annuities, fee- covenant betwixt them had not been made.’—This, by the
farms, knights fees, views of frankpledge, escheats, reliefs, way, was no more than what was reasonable;—and yet, as
mines, quarries, goods and chattels of felons and fugitives, reasonable as it was, I have ever thought it hard that the
felons of themselves, and put in exigent, deodands, free war- whole weight of the article should have fallen entirely, as it
rens, and all other royalties and seigniories, rights and juris- did, upon myself.
dictions, privileges and hereditaments whatsoever.—And also But I was begot and born to misfortunes;—for my poor
the advowson, donation, presentation, and free disposition mother, whether it was wind or water—or a compound of
of the rectory or parsonage of Shandy aforesaid, and all and both,—or neither;—or whether it was simply the mere swell
every the tenths, tythes, glebe-lands.’—In three words,—‘My of imagination and fancy in her;—or how far a strong wish
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and desire to have it so, might mislead her judgment;—in nothing in the world but fret and teaze himself, and indeed
short, whether she was deceived or deceiving in this matter, my mother too, about the cursed expence, which he said
it no way becomes me to decide. The fact was this, That in might every shilling of it have been saved;—then what vexed
the latter end of September 1717, which was the year before him more than every thing else was, the provoking time of
I was born, my mother having carried my father up to town the year,—which, as I told you, was towards the end of Sep-
much against the grain,—he peremptorily insisted upon the tember, when his wall-fruit and green gages especially, in
clause;—so that I was doom’d, by marriage-articles, to have which he was very curious, were just ready for pulling:—
my nose squeez’d as flat to my face, as if the destinies had ’Had he been whistled up to London, upon a Tom Fool’s
actually spun me without one. errand, in any other month of the whole year, he should not
How this event came about,—and what a train of vexa- have said three words about it.’
tious disappointments, in one stage or other of my life, have For the next two whole stages, no subject would go down,
pursued me from the mere loss, or rather compression, of but the heavy blow he had sustain’d from the loss of a son,
this one single member,—shall be laid before the reader all whom it seems he had fully reckon’d upon in his mind, and
in due time. register’d down in his pocket-book, as a second staff for his
old age, in case Bobby should fail him. ‘The disappointment
of this, he said, was ten times more to a wise man, than all
Chapter 1.XVI. the money which the journey, &c. had cost him, put to-
gether,—rot the hundred and twenty pounds,—he did not
MY FATHER, as any body may naturally imagine, came down mind it a rush.’
with my mother into the country, in but a pettish kind of a From Stilton, all the way to Grantham, nothing in the
humour. The first twenty or five-and-twenty miles he did whole affair provoked him so much as the condolences of
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his friends, and the foolish figure they should both make at then he would do nothing but syllogize within himself for a
church, the first Sunday;—of which, in the satirical vehe- stage or two together, How far the cause of all these vexa-
mence of his wit, now sharpen’d a little by vexation, he would tions might, or might not, have arisen out of himself.
give so many humorous and provoking descriptions,—and In short, he had so many little subjects of disquietude
place his rib and self in so many tormenting lights and atti- springing out of this one affair, all fretting successively in his
tudes in the face of the whole congregation;—that my mother mind as they rose up in it, that my mother, whatever was her
declared, these two stages were so truly tragi-comical, that journey up, had but an uneasy journey of it down.—In a
she did nothing but laugh and cry in a breath, from one end word, as she complained to my uncle Toby, he would have
to the other of them all the way. tired out the patience of any flesh alive.
From Grantham, till they had cross’d the Trent, my father
was out of all kind of patience at the vile trick and imposi-
tion which he fancied my mother had put upon him in this Chapter 1.XVII.
affair—’Certainly,’ he would say to himself, over and over
again, ‘the woman could not be deceived herself—if she THOUGH MY FATHER travelled homewards, as I told you, in
could,—what weakness!’—tormenting word!—which led his none of the best of moods,—pshawing and pishing all the
imagination a thorny dance, and, before all was over, play’d way down,—yet he had the complaisance to keep the worst
the duce and all with him;—for sure as ever the word weak- part of the story still to himself;—which was the resolution
ness was uttered, and struck full upon his brain—so sure it he had taken of doing himself the justice, which my uncle
set him upon running divisions upon how many kinds of Toby’s clause in the marriage-settlement empowered him;
weaknesses there were;—that there was such a thing as weak- nor was it till the very night in which I was begot, which was
ness of the body,—as well as weakness of the mind,—and thirteen months after, that she had the least intimation of
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his design: when my father, happening, as you remember, to three days, or thereabouts, gone with child, she began to cast
be a little chagrin’d and out of temper,—took occasion as her eyes upon the midwife, whom you have so often heard
they lay chatting gravely in bed afterwards, talking over what me mention; and before the week was well got round, as the
was to come,—to let her know that she must accommodate famous Dr. Manningham was not to be had, she had come
herself as well as she could to the bargain made between to a final determination in her mind,—notwithstanding there
them in their marriage-deeds; which was to lye-in of her next was a scientific operator within so near a call as eight miles
child in the country, to balance the last year’s journey. of us, and who, moreover, had expressly wrote a five shil-
My father was a gentleman of many virtues,—but he had lings book upon the subject of midwifery, in which he had
a strong spice of that in his temper, which might, or might exposed, not only the blunders of the sisterhood itself,—but
not, add to the number.—’Tis known by the name of perse- had likewise super-added many curious improvements for
verance in a good cause,—and of obstinacy in a bad one: Of the quicker extraction of the foetus in cross births, and some
this my mother had so much knowledge, that she knew ’twas other cases of danger, which belay us in getting into the world;
to no purpose to make any remonstrance,—so she e’en re- notwithstanding all this, my mother, I say, was absolutely
solved to sit down quietly, and make the most of it. determined to trust her life, and mine with it, into no soul’s
hand but this old woman’s only.—Now this I like;—when
we cannot get at the very thing we wish—never to take up
Chapter 1.XVIII. with the next best in degree to it:—no; that’s pitiful beyond
description;—it is no more than a week from this very day,
AS THE POINT was that night agreed, or rather determined, in which I am now writing this book for the edification of
that my mother should lye-in of me in the country, she took the world;—which is March 9, 1759,—that my dear, dear
her measures accordingly; for which purpose, when she was Jenny, observing I looked a little grave, as she stood cheap-
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ening a silk of five-and-twenty shillings a yard,—told the accumulated sorrow he lay open to, should any evil betide
mercer, she was sorry she had given him so much trouble;— his wife and child in lying-in at Shandy-Hall.—He knew
and immediately went and bought herself a yard-wide stuff the world judged by events, and would add to his afflictions
of ten-pence a yard.—‘Tis the duplication of one and the in such a misfortune, by loading him with the whole blame
same greatness of soul; only what lessened the honour of it, of it.—‘Alas o’day;—had Mrs. Shandy, poor gentlewoman!
somewhat, in my mother’s case, was, that she could not hero- had but her wish in going up to town just to lye-in and come
ine it into so violent and hazardous an extreme, as one in her down again;—which they say, she begged and prayed for
situation might have wished, because the old midwife had upon her bare knees,—and which, in my opinion, consider-
really some little claim to be depended upon,—as much, at ing the fortune which Mr. Shandy got with her,—was no
least, as success could give her; having, in the course of her such mighty matter to have complied with, the lady and her
practice of near twenty years in the parish, brought every babe might both of them have been alive at this hour.’
mother’s son of them into the world without any one slip or This exclamation, my father knew, was unanswerable;—
accident which could fairly be laid to her account. and yet, it was not merely to shelter himself,—nor was it
These facts, tho’ they had their weight, yet did not alto- altogether for the care of his offspring and wife that he seemed
gether satisfy some few scruples and uneasinesses which hung so extremely anxious about this point;—my father had ex-
upon my father’s spirits in relation to this choice.—To say tensive views of things,—and stood moreover, as he thought,
nothing of the natural workings of humanity and justice— deeply concerned in it for the publick good, from the dread
or of the yearnings of parental and connubial love, all which he entertained of the bad uses an ill-fated instance might be
prompted him to leave as little to hazard as possible in a case put to.
of this kind;—he felt himself concerned in a particular man- He was very sensible that all political writers upon the sub-
ner, that all should go right in the present case;—from the ject had unanimously agreed and lamented, from the begin-
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ning of Queen Elizabeth’s reign down to his own time, that ‘Was I an absolute prince,’ he would say, pulling up his
the current of men and money towards the metropolis, upon breeches with both his hands, as he rose from his arm-chair,
one frivolous errand or another,—set in so strong,—as to ‘I would appoint able judges, at every avenue of my me-
become dangerous to our civil rights,—though, by the bye,— tropolis, who should take cognizance of every fool’s business
a current was not the image he took most delight in,—a who came there;—and if, upon a fair and candid hearing, it
distemper was here his favourite metaphor, and he would appeared not of weight sufficient to leave his own home,
run it down into a perfect allegory, by maintaining it was and come up, bag and baggage, with his wife and children,
identically the same in the body national as in the body natu- farmer’s sons, &c. &c. at his backside, they should be all
ral, where the blood and spirits were driven up into the head sent back, from constable to constable, like vagrants as they
faster than they could find their ways down;—a stoppage of were, to the place of their legal settlements. By this means I
circulation must ensue, which was death in both cases. shall take care, that my metropolis totter’d not thro’ its own
There was little danger, he would say, of losing our liber- weight;—that the head be no longer too big for the body;—
ties by French politicks or French invasions;—nor was he so that the extremes, now wasted and pinn’d in, be restored to
much in pain of a consumption from the mass of corrupted their due share of nourishment, and regain with it their natu-
matter and ulcerated humours in our constitution, which he ral strength and beauty:—I would effectually provide, That
hoped was not so bad as it was imagined;—but he verily the meadows and corn fields of my dominions, should laugh
feared, that in some violent push, we should go off, all at and sing;—that good chear and hospitality flourish once
once, in a state-apoplexy;—and then he would say, The Lord more;—and that such weight and influence be put thereby
have mercy upon us all. into the hands of the Squirality of my kingdom, as should
My father was never able to give the history of this distem- counterpoise what I perceive my Nobility are now taking
per,—without the remedy along with it. from them.
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‘Why are there so few palaces and gentlemen’s seats,’ he ion, That the plans and institutions of the greatest monar-
would ask, with some emotion, as he walked across the room, chies in the eastern parts of the world, were, originally, all
‘throughout so many delicious provinces in France? Whence stolen from that admirable pattern and prototype of this
is it that the few remaining Chateaus amongst them are so houshold and paternal power;—which, for a century, he said,
dismantled,—so unfurnished, and in so ruinous and deso- and more, had gradually been degenerating away into a mix’d
late a condition?—Because, Sir’ (he would say) ‘in that king- government;—the form of which, however desirable in great
dom no man has any country-interest to support;—the little combinations of the species,—was very troublesome in small
interest of any kind which any man has any where in it, is ones,—and seldom produced any thing, that he saw, but
concentrated in the court, and the looks of the Grand Mon- sorrow and confusion.
arch: by the sunshine of whose countenance, or the clouds For all these reasons, private and publick, put together,—
which pass across it, every French man lives or dies.’ my father was for having the man-midwife by all means,—
Another political reason which prompted my father so my mother, by no means. My father begg’d and intreated,
strongly to guard against the least evil accident in my mother’s she would for once recede from her prerogative in this mat-
lying-in in the country,—was, That any such instance would ter, and suffer him to choose for her;—my mother, on the
infallibly throw a balance of power, too great already, into contrary, insisted upon her privilege in this matter, to choose
the weaker vessels of the gentry, in his own, or higher sta- for herself,—and have no mortal’s help but the old
tions;—which, with the many other usurped rights which woman’s.—What could my father do? He was almost at his
that part of the constitution was hourly establishing,—would, wit’s end;—talked it over with her in all moods;—placed his
in the end, prove fatal to the monarchical system of domestick arguments in all lights;—argued the matter with her like a
government established in the first creation of things by God. christian,—like a heathen,—like a husband,—like a father,—
In this point he was entirely of Sir Robert Filmer’s opin- like a patriot,—like a man:—My mother answered every
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