Humor about vacations, tourists, stays, transport. Best travelling jokes to bring the best humor. There should be a little fun so Laugh out louder.

1. Travelling Jokes - ‘Just for Fun’
Father’s Philosophy
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family
car.”
Fatherreplies,:”O.K.,son.But,first,youhave togetgoodgrades inschool,keepyour room clean, make
the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand.
“Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is
always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?”
Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”
Son says, “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.”
Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”
Thanks for Flying
An airline pilotwrote thatonthisparticularflighthe hadhammeredhisshipintothe runwayreallyhard.
The airline hada policy,whichrequiredthe firstofficertostandat the doorwhile the passengersexited,
give a smile,and a “Thanks for flying XYZ airline.” He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard
time lookingthe passengersinthe eye,thinkingthatsomeonewouldhave asmartcomment,butnoone
seemed annoyed.
Finallyeveryone hadgotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane. She approached and
asked, conspiratorially, “Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?”
“Why no Ma’am, what is it?”
“Did we land or were we shot down?”
Trains and Planes
A large twoenginedtrainwascrossingAmerica.After they had gone some distance one of the engines
broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the second engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop. The
engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the
following announcement:
“Ladiesand gentlemen,Ihave some goodnewsandsome badnews. The bad news is that both engines
have failed,andwe will be stuckhere forsome time.The goodnewsisthatyou decidedtotake the train
and not fly.”
One Liner
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've
traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
One Liner
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.