The document provides numerous analogies to convey how impossible it was for the author to win her back after a dreadful fight. The author compares winning her back to impossible tasks like squeezing toothpaste back in the tube, straightening a dog's tail, surviving a 100-floor fall, sneezing quietly, cultivating a tree without water, hunting a panther without a gun, and other improbable feats. The only hope mentioned is waiting for a new day to help her forget the previous day's events.