This document compares and contrasts four time machines - the Tardis, DeLorean, Time Turner, and Stewie's time machine - as potential options to help Santa deliver presents. The Tardis has many advantages like space and autonomous navigation but requires 6 operators. The DeLorean runs on trash but is slow and unreliable. The Time Turner is inconspicuous but tedious to use and can't carry presents. Stewie's machine is quick but fragile with no storage. The conclusion recommends combining features of each - the size and autonomy of the Tardis, fuel of the DeLorean, portability of the Time Turner, and accuracy of Stewie's machine.