Eros continues his quest for Woohoo and Lucifer learns about the path his life is going to take.

2. The quest for woohoo continues, and once I’m finished sowing my wild oats then I
suppose I’ll have to settle down…*shudder*

3. Eros: Bored housewives are my favourite targets. Linda Rodgers isn’t getting it
at home so I’ll gladly give it to her here, in this graveyard where no on would
think to look for us.

4. Eros: I’m so good, I’m out of this dimension! Linda will never forget this “trip”
as long as she lives. Giggity.
Woohoo 2 of 5 complete.

5. Eros: At the Fairy Arboretum I took Daydream Ivy on another out of this world
ride. Shame she has to go back to that middle aged dude, Rainflower. I rocked
her so hard we left this plane of existence.
Woohoo 3 of 5 complete.

6. Eros: I wasn’t expecting Lady Charlotte to start screaming while we were
watching TV one night. I guess…she had a good reason? One of the downsides
of sowing my wild oats, sometimes they take and grow. But hey, I have my heir
now so I guess it’s okay?

7. Eros: So Lady Charlotte brought home my son Lucifer while I was out. I had to
finish my lifetime dream and since I am jealousy proof, no one really cared,
especially not Lady Charlotte.

8. Eros: My boy Luci, he’s a Loner and Artistic. Lady Charlotte wanted to take on the task
of teaching him his skills and I was glad to let her do it. But I’m not THAT much of a
horrible father, I know Luci likes Fried PB&J, Dark Wave music, and the colour Red.
Though he much prefers the depressing black instead.

9. Eros: Sometimes you just KNOW when someone is right for you. When I saw
the beautiful fairy Oakley Bean outside my house I knew she was the one for
me. I won’t marry her…yet but she’d definitely on my list. Why not marry Lady
Charlotte you ask? Well, she doesn’t want to get married and I’m fine with that.

10. Eros: Although Oakley loved to play hard to get, and I’d be foolish to not try before I buy
so once I did manage to nail her down, I took that test drive and damn…it was worth it.
Woohoo 4 of 5 completed.

11. Eros: Fairies are definitely worth the ride so I managed to attract the attention
of the Queen of the Fairies herself Titania Summerdream with my newly built
Love Park right next to my hospital. Titania was all about sharing the love with
no strings attached, so she’s a woman after my own heart.

12. Eros: When the photo booth is a-rocking, don’t come a-knocking. Giggity.
Woohoo 5 of 5 completed.

13. Eros: Except who knew that the camera would actually go off in a photo booth.
This picture is definitely NSFW…so I had to shred the evidence. But damn
does it feel good to be fulfilled!

14. Eros: I was going to tell Lady Charlotte about how I finished my lifetime dream
but I didn’t expect to come home to this. Apparently she thought she’d prove
herself and try to fix the broken trash compactor on her own. She had no
Handy skills though…

15. Eros: She didn’t make it. And Luci loses his mother, the one who taught him
everything he knows…and that means I actually have to parent him
now…great. How can I be Doctor Sexy and a father? I don’t know! At least my
father had my mother.

16. Lady Charlotte: Oh my poor little Luci! How will he ever get on with his life now? Can’t I
stay? My son needs me.
Grim: Luci wiLL have his own probLems, and you being here won’t change
that. Get in the urn. I have other pick ups tonight.

17. Grim: if she onLy knew what Lucifer had in his future…it won’t be
pretty. but when you’re a sinner and a demon spawn, that’s how
things go.

18. Eros: I needed consoling after Lady Charlotte electrocuted herself, and I needed someone
to look after Luci while I worked so…I called up Oakley again and this time, I didn’t let
her get away. She was super happy to move in to my mansion and to get away from the
crowded fairy house run by Titania and Oberon, talk about some awkward
conversations with Queen Titania over me…

19. Eros: If you want to keep it, put a ring on it. And that’s what I did. Oakley is
going to be a big help in raising Luci. That kid is so depressing lately.

20. Lucifer: If father thinks I’m depressing now, just wait. I’m going to show him how a
DEMON really acts. My mother hated me so much that she killed herself to get away
from me and my father is a man whore, how else did anyone expect me to turn out? At
least now that I’m a Heavy Sleeper, his romps with one of his tramps won’t wake me up.
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