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why you should ship strawberry jam




              by piff
its motherfucking canon




Gamzee wants to cut off dave's head and make
 out with it
Dave wouldn't die because he's godtier
He didn't say no
SO CANON
Gamzee's spade eyes in this picture are for dave,
 not ICP ->




^ Here we can clearly see gamzee smelling dave
they share interests




Weird dead things in jars
Rapping
Also dave had kind of a fucked up childhood and
  gamzee is... just plain fucked up
Seperately they are super hot
Together they pass out boners like
           cheap cigars
PROS                   Pros and cons
Its hot
                                  CONS
Dave can't die so gamzee can
  kill him as much as he wants    Gamzee is nowhere to be seen
They could have amazing           Davekat
  rapoffs
                                  The pros completely outweigh
They are on a meteor together       the cons
If you like davekat then karkat
   and gamzee can share
Hypothetical
  dave/karkat/gamzee yaois ->
summary
Strawberry jam is hot
Dave and gamzee should touch butts
Dave is godtier so gamzee can take out his murderous
 instincts on him (after they touch butts)
They share interests and rap together
They are hot
Its so fucking canon
Karkat can share on the dave hate
Did I mention its hot
                        THE END

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The powerpoint

  • 1. why you should ship strawberry jam by piff
  • 2. its motherfucking canon Gamzee wants to cut off dave's head and make out with it Dave wouldn't die because he's godtier He didn't say no
  • 3. SO CANON Gamzee's spade eyes in this picture are for dave, not ICP -> ^ Here we can clearly see gamzee smelling dave
  • 4. they share interests Weird dead things in jars Rapping Also dave had kind of a fucked up childhood and gamzee is... just plain fucked up
  • 6. Together they pass out boners like cheap cigars
  • 7. PROS Pros and cons Its hot CONS Dave can't die so gamzee can kill him as much as he wants Gamzee is nowhere to be seen They could have amazing Davekat rapoffs The pros completely outweigh They are on a meteor together the cons If you like davekat then karkat and gamzee can share Hypothetical dave/karkat/gamzee yaois ->
  • 8. summary Strawberry jam is hot Dave and gamzee should touch butts Dave is godtier so gamzee can take out his murderous instincts on him (after they touch butts) They share interests and rap together They are hot Its so fucking canon Karkat can share on the dave hate Did I mention its hot THE END