HMCS Max Bernays Pre-Deployment Brief (May 2024).pptx
The moody pills
1. THE MOODY PILLS
INSTRUCTIONS:
You can already buy the new MOODY PILLS. There is a specific pill for every day of
yourlife. Youjust have todecideand choose.
Ifyou are sad,boredor
unhappy.........youneed
theHOLLYPILLS.They
are green
Ifyou needlove and
tenderness........youshould
takea FALLINLOVEPILL.
Theyare red
Ifyour desire is togooutwithyourfriends
andhave a bigpartyin yourlife............The
FRIENDLY PILLS areexcel.lent.Theyare
pink
Ifyou fell sick and
tired.............TheHEALTHY
PILL isyourprefered.They
are blue
Ifyou are angryoryou have
hadan argument withyour
bossorteacher.........The
PEACEFUL PILLS arethe
solution.They are white
2. WAY OF TAKING:
Youcanonly have one pill every day.Youhaveto decide thecolour whenyou wakeup
in the morning and take it with a glass of milk. Your decition only depends of your
mood.
Youwill feel the effects in20 minutes andthese effects last 12hours.
WHERE TO BUY:
Youcan buythemin thechemistry. In every bagtheresis a pill ofeach colour (blue,
pink,red,whiteand green).Everyone can usethem, thereare nocontraindications.
Theonly pointis thatyoumust TRUST them.
CONCLUTION:
TheMOODYPILLSareveryusefulif youwant awonderfull and exciting life.
Remember don’ttakemore thanone pill aday,otherwise theeffects could be
dangeous.
