Crap FC, a ragtag team dressed in mismatched clothes, is playing against Ace FC, a highly polished team in matching uniforms. Despite being the underdogs, Crap FC is soundly defeating Ace FC 3-0 through skilled plays including a player doing a rainbow flick to get past an opponent and slotting the ball into the bottom of the net. The opposition looks increasingly unhappy and distressed as Crap FC continues to celebrate in the goal each time they score.

1. EXT.FOOTBALL PITCH.DAY
Very God-like opera music (plays through whole clip).
two teams of players are lined up. This is CRAP FC a
group of five players dressed in a range of different
clothes, very much a rag tag bunch. Next to them is ACE
FC a highly polished group of players in immaculate
matching kit.Both teams lining up, sounds of shouting and
football songs.
a sombre grey sky spills its water steadily. The sounds
of shouting and a ball being kicked can be heard. God
like music (opera)
A mottled astro turf pitch, caged in.
GEOFF (O/S)
Hello and welcome to a glorious
day of football here today, I'm
Geoff Shreeves and I am very
excited for this match.
Shows shoes of both teams, different shoes i.e. A parade
of highly polished expensive football shoes followed by a
similar parade but this time it show inconsistent pattern
of foot wear (high heels, sandals)
kick off shows ball,shoes still in shot (whistle sound)
From behind, dribbelling down the pitch, takes on
opposition and shoots, he scores.
Ball rolling into the corner of the goal. shows
opposition players head's in and through the net.
switches to other team celebrating.
GEOFF (O/S)
Spectacular
Opposition of bad team with hand in head looking
distressed.
player running back to his own half.
Two players hugging each other while the opposition is
looking annoyed in the background ready for the game to
(CONTINUED)

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restart.
Guy dribbling on the wing, then crossing.
guy goes into a slide tackle and misses the challenge
Switches to bad team missing a chance.
Site of sandal flying off foot when kicking it.
Site of good team in perfect alignment, you can compare
it like the military.
Player does a rainbow flick on another player. shows the
feet flicking the ball, shows the ball in the air, shows
the opposition mesmerised by the skill.
Shows guy dribbling and slotting it in the bottom net.
cheeky smile by one of the players.
Behind the goal, player going past whole team, showing
goalkeeper gloves in focus then showing player shooting
in focus while the gloves are out of focus.
celebration, they are all happy, jumping on top of each
other.
Opposition looking unhappy, montage of players looking
upset.
3-0 with hands
opposition shaking his head, intone with...
GEOFF (O/S)
Boy, do they need inspiration
from somewhere.
blackout
(CONTINUED)

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