This document discusses office romance and sex, noting that there are only two guidelines: don't do anything you don't enjoy and don't get caught. It warns that office sex is momentary and can cost you your job if caught. It also notes that male arousal can be triggered easily, for example by pressing a button on a standing desk. Finally, it comments that humans are unique in having sex over desks and that a standing desk can be an erotic experience.

1. Joy
Gourmet Guide to
of
Sex
Desk
The
A
Office Love Making

2. There are only
two guidelines in
good office sex,
Don't do
anything you
don't really
enjoy and don't
get CAUGHT

3. Office Sex: the
pleasure is
momentary, the
position
ridiculous, and
the expense
fireable.

4. Male sexual
response is far
brisker and more
automatic. It is
triggered easily by
things - like
pressing the up
button on a
standing desk

5. The things that
stop you having
desk sex with age
are exactly the
same as those that
stop you riding a
bicycle.

6. When HR warn
you of the
dangers of
having office
sex, there is an
important
lesson to be
learned. Do not
have sex with
HR

7. Humans are the only
animal who can have sex
over a desk.

8. A standing desk
can be an erotic
experience in
itself.

9. For the first
time in history,
sex is more
dangerous than
the cigarette
afterward.

10. An office's
greatest asset is
it's desk

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