This new and short PowerPoint presentation regarding the evolution of gym reception desk design is rather an oxymoronic condemnation on the subject. The author identifies the overlooked misfires of fitness facility reception desk design and employs internet screen captures and short commentary to reinforce the story line. A strikingly clear and poignant exercise, the presentation is part of an ongoing effort to categorize, identify and provide a benchmark of fitness facility design which can be used to gauge industry conventions and standards.