This document presents a series of questions intended to test the reader's mental acuity. It includes 4 questions and a bonus question that must be answered immediately without use of tools. The questions are deliberately tricky, with answers that seem obvious but are actually incorrect in order to confuse the reader. Examples include claiming the reader is in 2nd place after passing the actual 2nd place runner, or saying the total of a long math problem is 5000 instead of the right answer of 4100. The purpose is to frustrate and show that today is not the reader's day mentally. It encourages spreading this document to similarly trip up and humble other "smart people."