Tanmay 'Daddy' Jain's B'Day
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The document discusses Tanmay Jain and how people only see one side of his story, forgetting about his failed attempts to attract women. While life goes on and is enjoyable, the document asks that others let their rich, spoiled kid ("mamma's boy") enjoy some time in Europe before he faces responsibilities back home.
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Tanmay 'Daddy' Jain's B'Day
- 1. „E‟Utopia Presents BULBY „Daddy‟ Jain
- 2. People see only one side of Tanmay Jain
- 3. Please look at other side of the story
- 4. People believe I am a chick magnet
- 5. But they often forget my failed attempts
- 6. And the reason for it
- 7. However Life still rocks
- 8. And In All these stuff don‟t forgot that Our Rich Spoiled kid Is “Mamma‟s Boy”
- 9. Let him enjoy some time in Europe