Presenting to all
THE DUKHI AATMA of IIMB
When Suryaansh was trolled in IIMB Interview…..
You don’t win
the silver, you
miss out on
gold
Then why the
hell did you go
to IIT Roorkee
and not IIT
Bombay?
Term 1
Mom!!
Bro
Internship!!
End of PGP1
CoolnessQuotient!!!
Who I think I look like Who I actually look like
Most Eligible Bachelor in IIMB
All do everything she’ll ask me to even if it means having the shittiest look
What others did…
After getting placed in IITR
What Suryaansh did…
I cry when I am Sad…I cry when I am happy…
The lamest collection of TV Series ever…
Suryasnsh’s hard drive: Acads- 496 GB
SRK Topless pics- 34 GB
Me in SRK pose- 12 GB
CID- 21 GB and counting….
Yes Boss- 16 GB
Tarak Mehta- 19 GB
Me and Swati- 200 MB
Induced breakup of 3 couples, all involving Ayush, because of his immature comments
Lowest level of Undergrad….
Books he needs to readBooks he reads
½ pants 3/4 pants 0.83333….
Because he has his own fashion
statement…
Kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai…
Earns INR 10 lakhs on internships
Maintains an account for such
large amounts
Eats only at Night Canteen
Steals clothes that were meant to be
donated to VikasanaAsks for “Coke on the Rocks”in the
bar
For party- be like
The Anil Kapoor of IIMB
#YoSuryaanshSoHairy
Hoosh me whenever and wherever you see me
Happy B’day to me

Suryaans's b'day mail

  • 1.
    Presenting to all THEDUKHI AATMA of IIMB
  • 2.
    When Suryaansh wastrolled in IIMB Interview….. You don’t win the silver, you miss out on gold Then why the hell did you go to IIT Roorkee and not IIT Bombay?
  • 3.
    Term 1 Mom!! Bro Internship!! End ofPGP1 CoolnessQuotient!!!
  • 4.
    Who I thinkI look like Who I actually look like
  • 5.
    Most Eligible Bachelorin IIMB All do everything she’ll ask me to even if it means having the shittiest look
  • 6.
    What others did… Aftergetting placed in IITR What Suryaansh did… I cry when I am Sad…I cry when I am happy…
  • 7.
    The lamest collectionof TV Series ever… Suryasnsh’s hard drive: Acads- 496 GB SRK Topless pics- 34 GB Me in SRK pose- 12 GB CID- 21 GB and counting…. Yes Boss- 16 GB Tarak Mehta- 19 GB Me and Swati- 200 MB
  • 8.
    Induced breakup of3 couples, all involving Ayush, because of his immature comments Lowest level of Undergrad…. Books he needs to readBooks he reads
  • 9.
    ½ pants 3/4pants 0.83333…. Because he has his own fashion statement…
  • 10.
    Kanjoosi ki bhihad hoti hai… Earns INR 10 lakhs on internships Maintains an account for such large amounts Eats only at Night Canteen Steals clothes that were meant to be donated to VikasanaAsks for “Coke on the Rocks”in the bar For party- be like
  • 11.
    The Anil Kapoorof IIMB #YoSuryaanshSoHairy
  • 12.
    Hoosh me wheneverand wherever you see me Happy B’day to me