This document is a humorous birthday message for Aditya Bharadwaj. It summarizes some of Aditya's interests and personality traits through jokes and anecdotes. It mentions that Aditya thinks he is influential but is not, enjoys sports like football and badminton but is not very skilled, always wants others to play bridge, claims to have various hobbies and careers but does not follow through, is very lazy, eats very little despite ordering a lot of food, and is asking others to celebrate his birthday with him at A-base at midnight by bringing junk food.

1. Happy Birthday
Aditya Bharadwaj!!

2. Thinks he is a Kingmaker
with great influence
But sucks miserably at it!!!

3. The sportsman
Football Champ
From barefoot player to college team non player!!
Badminton Champ
Thinks he plays badminton
like this but..
…lost to PP in the
selections..
Bridge Ishhtud!!
Tortures the whole world into playing
bridge just because he is jobless!!
Scuba diver
Been There Done that!!

4. Cool Phase –
Shades, Thoppai and cool
hairstyle!!
Athletic Phase – Trekking with the
Himalayan Gang
VARIOUS PHASES
Future work with a Non
Existent Company!!
But will still earn all the
Hawala money in the world!

5. LAZY IS THE WORD!!!
IQ is always wondering when he is ever going to set questions
for an upcoming event
Dei!! Please get up
and do some
SMBD
work, bloody Free
rider!!
Machan lets
play Bridge
da!!
Will you ever run
during a football
match??
Stationary Footballer

6. BUT WISHES TO EAT IN BULK
Think he can eat like a
vegetarian Jughead!!
Orders insanely long
list:
 Burger
 Hummus
 Pasta
 Lasagna
 Pizza
 Ice Cream
 Sandwich
 Boiled Eggs
Ends up eating one bite out
of one slice of a pizza

7. He looks so cute in
(SOME) photos
My first crush in
this college…but…
MATTERS OF THE
HEART

8. COME HOOSH ME AT A- BASE AT 00.00 HOURS
I am celebrating my Birthday, so bring all the junk that you can…