This document summarizes an individual's resume in a humorous way. It mentions that the person was suspended multiple times from BITS for issues like being drunk and burning furniture. At IIMB, they used excuses to defer their CFA exams twice. The document also lists their extracurricular activities like leading clubs and being known for setting fires. It humorously describes an incident where they advised against taking advantage of women.

1. No
ch***yapa!!!!
-BIG POT’s pet dialog

2. He barely exists -
These are all the
photos of C*udeep
online

3. The Real Resume of C*udeep
 BITS
◦ Suspended multiple times!
◦ Caught drunk innumerable no. of times!!
◦ Love for burning stuff - caught burning furniture!
◦ Frequent hostel changes due to indiscipline
 IIMB
◦ Term 2 bahana: Dude, I can’t, I have to study for
CFA L1
◦ Term 3 bahana: Dude, I can’t, I have to study for
CFA L2*
◦ *deferred finally

4.  He is a cry baby! ONE BAD DAY….
UR CG CAN GET F***ed up!
UR Summers can get F***ed
up!
And so on…
Life’s ****ed up!!!

5. C*udeep:”I wanted to become a scientist
(Former ISRO Employee) but I was so
interested in
EXTRA EXTRA CURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES (EECA)*
Extra curricular being Spons Head, CULCOM and
Senior Cordinator, Networth

6. EECA 1.
Chairman, ABS
Aarohi Bigado Samiti

7. EECA 2.
Pyromaniac King!!!

8. EECA 3.
GYAN DEVTA!
Advice to TJ:
“Its easy to hit on girls here
but ****** r not easy targets”

9. HOOSHING @ 12!!!
Although ,
Some1 is over-protective of C*udeep…
“Please don’t HOOSH C*udeep na!!!”