The document introduces Hiromu Shioya, a programmer who works at kwappa and drinks alcohol. It also lists several mobile phones from the past including the iPhone 3GS, Xperia arc, iPhone 4, and Galaxy S II along with their processors and processing speeds. It concludes by thanking anyone listening or reading.

4. kwappa
SHIOYA, Hiromu
http://www.kwappa.net/

6. a programmer
a drunk a fond parent

8. http://info.dwango.co.jp/recruit/

74. iPhone 3GS
Cortex-A8/600MHz

75. iPhone 3GS
Cortex-A8/600MHz
Xperia arc
Snapdragon 1GHz

76. iPhone4
Cortex-A8/1GHz
iPhone 3GS
Cortex-A8/600MHz
Xperia arc
Snapdragon 1GHz

77. iPhone4
Cortex-A8/1GHz
Galaxy S II
XMM6260 1.2GHz
iPhone 3GS
Cortex-A8/600MHz
Xperia arc
Snapdragon 1GHz

78. iPhone4
Cortex-A8/1GHz
Dual Core
Galaxy S II
XMM6260 1.2GHz
iPhone 3GS
Cortex-A8/600MHz
Xperia arc
Snapdragon 1GHz

84. thank you for listening!