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‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Content                                                                        ‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents
                                                                                                           The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has
                                                                                                           successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat,
   Introduction                                                                       1                    instant messaging, and email.

                                                                                                           Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for
   Comprehensive ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary                                          2                    homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing.
                                                                                                           According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average
                                                                                                           of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours
                                                                                                           a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social
   Key                           3                       N                            57
                                                                                                           networking site.
   Miscellaneous                 4                       O                            62
                                                                                                           As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a
                                                                                                           right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer
   A                             6                       P                            65
                                                                                                           and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from
                                                                                                           inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling
   B                             11                      Q                            70
                                                                                                           blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications.
   C                             17                      R                            71
                                                                                                           For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents
                                                                                                           Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that
   D                             20                      S                            75
                                                                                                           – clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo –
                                                                                                                                       consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used
   E                             24                      T                            81
                                                                                                                                       in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails,
                                                                                                                                       text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely
   F                             26                      U                            87
                                                                                                                                       popular social networking sites like MySpace,
                                                                                                                                       Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread
   G                             30                      V                            89
                                                                                                                                       use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents
                                                                                                                                       surveyed could not decipher common acronyms
   H                             35                      W                            90
                                                                                                                                       used in Internet chat and messaging.
   I                             38                      X                            96

   J                             45                      Y                            97
                                                                                                           Powerful Software Makes It Perfectly Clear
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                                                                                                                                        Monitoring software programs like Spector Pro are
   L                             49                      ^                            101                                               designed to protect kids from the Internet’s dark
                                                                                                                                        side and shed light on what otherwise might be
   M                             53                      Top 100                      102                                               puzzling activities. Spector Pro records everything a
                                                                                                                                        child does at the PC and on the Internet – including
                                                                                                                                        MySpace and Facebook activity – so parents will
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                                                                                                                                        know exactly what their child is doing.

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Using Spector Pro, a concerned parent can guard against Internet predators by                                                                                                                     Key
      recording every detail of a child’s chats, keystrokes typed, web sites visited, online            ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms
      searches, emails sent and received, and programs run. Further, with Spector Pro’s
      advanced screen snapshot feature, parents can see not only what their child has
      done, but the exact POS
1:37:02 AM] 2cute09>order in which they have done it, step by step.                                     01. 8          Oral sex                   11. ASL         Age/Sex/Location                         Index
                                           Parent Over Shoulder                                         02. 1337       Elite -or- leet            12. CD9         Code 9 - Parents are around                 Intro
                                                                                                        03. 143        I love you                 13. C-P         Sleepy
                                                         In addition, Spector Pro includes an
                                                                                                        04. 182        I hate you                 14. F2F         Face-To-Face
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Key
                                                         exclusive, innovative mouseover/                                                                                                                     Misc
                                                                                                        05. 1174       Nude club                  15. GNOC        Get Naked On Cam
                                                         rollover technique capable of revealing
                                                         the hidden meaning behind Internet
                                                                                                        06. 420        Marijuana                  16. GYPO        Get Your Pants Off                            A
                                                                                                        07. 459        I love you                 17. HAK         Hugs And Kisses                               B
        Lingo … lingo you’ll likely find in your child’s daily PC communications. Using this
                                                                                                        08. ADR        Address                    18. ILU         I Love You
        feature, you simply pass your mouse pointer over a codeword or acronym you don’t
                                                                                                        09. AEAP       As Early As Possible       19. IWSN        I Want Sex Now
                                                                                                                                                                                                                C
        understand, and the meaning will be shown to you onscreen.                                                                                                                                              D
                                                                                                        10. ALAP       As Late As Possible        20. J/O         Jerking Off
                                                                                                        Complete Top 100 List on page 102                              Source: netlingo.com
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                                                                                                      How To Use This Guide
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        (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) or visit www.spectorsoft.com.
                                                                                                        Index Links                                  Finder Field (Adobe Reader)                                O
                                                                                                        The Index Panel found on the right           Type and search a term, code word or
                                                                                                        side of every page allows you to             acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder,                      P
                                                                                                        jump to any section of this Guide.           located in the application’s tool bar.                     Q
        SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary                                                                                                                                                                 R
        Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms
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                                                                                                                             Jump to a
        With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million                           O         code word                                                                          T
        people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes                                   or acronym
                                                                                                                   P         that begins                                                                        U
        or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether
                                                                                                                   Q         with “O”.                                                                          V
        found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails
        sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and                           R                                                                                            W
        abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online                                                                                                                              X
        and communicate.                                                                                                                                                                                        Y
                                                                                                        Dictionary Key                                                                                          Z
        To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms
        … and in addition to being one of the most comprehensive lists available                        • Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list                                  ^
        anywhere, it’s FOC … Free Of Charge!                                                            • “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See”                                                       100
                                                                                                        • “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”


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Misc.

                                            Misc.                                                     Misc.
                                                                                                                                                Index
                                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                                  Key
!                                                   182                        411                       8                                       Misc
I have a comment                                    I hate you                 Information               Oral sex                                  A
                                                                                                                                                   B
*$                                                  19                         420                       831
Starbucks                                           0 hand                     Marijuana                 I Love You                                C
                                                                                                                                                   D
02                                                  20                         459                       86                                        E
Your (or my) two cents worth                        Location                   I love you                Out of, over, to get rid                  F
                                                                                                         of, or kicked out
                                                                                                                                                   G
10Q                                                 2B or not 2B               4COL
Thank you                                           To Be Or Not To Be         For Crying Out Loud       9                                         H
                                                                                                         Parent is watching                        I
1174                                                2BZ4UQT                    4EAE                                                                J
Nude club                                           Too Busy For You Cutey     For Ever And Ever         99                                        K
                                                                                                         Parent is no longer
                                                                                                         watching                                  L
121                                                 2G2B4G                     4eva
One to one                                          Too Good To Be Forgotten   Forever                                                             M
                                                                                                         ::poof::                                  N
1337                                                2G2BT                      4ever                     I’m gone                                  O
Elite -or- leet -or- L337                           Too Good To Be True        Forever                                                             P
                                                                                                         <3
                                                                                                         Heart                                     Q
                                                    2moro                      4NR
                                                    Tomorrow                   Foreigner                                                           R
     I LOVE YOU                                                                                          ?                                         S
      1       1 2 3 4               1 2 3                                                                I have a question
                                                    2nite                      4Q                                                                  T
                                                    Tonight                    F*** You                                                            U
                                                                                                         ?^
                                                                                                         Hook up?                                  V
143                                                 2U2                        511
I love you                                          To You Too                 Too much information                                                W
                                                                                                                                                   X
14AA41                                              404                        5FS                                                                 Y
One for All and All for One                         I Haven’t A Clue           5 Finger Salute                                                     Z
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AD-AF

                                    A                                                                A                                           Index
                                                                                                                                                  Intro
                                                                                                                                                   Key
@TEOTD                                  AAR8                            ADAD                             AFAIC                                    Misc
At The End Of The Day                   At Any Rate                     Another Day Another Dollar       As Far As I’m Concerned                    A
                                                                                                                                                    B
A/S/L/P                                 AAS                             ADBB                             AFAICS
Age/Sex/Location/Picture                Alive And Smiling               All Done Bye Bye                 As Far As I Can See                        C
                                                                                                                                                    D
A3                                      AATK                            addy                             AFAICT                                     E
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime             Always At The Keyboard          Address                          As Far As I Can Tell                       F
                                                                                                         AFAIK                                      G
                                        AAYF                            ADIH
                                        As Always, Your Friend          Another Day In Hell              As Far As I Know                           H
        LOL                                                                                                                                         I
                                        AB                              ADIP                             AFAIR                                      J
                                        Ass Backwards                   Another Day In Paradise          As Far As I Remember
                                                                                                                                                    K
                                                                                                         AFAIU                                      L
AAAAA                                   ABITHIWTITB                     ADN
American Association Against            A Bird In The Hand Is Worth     Advanced Digital Network         As Far As I Understand                     M
Acronym Abuse                           Two In The Bush                 -or- Any Day Now                                                            N
                                                                                                         AFAIUI                                     O
AAF                                     ABT2                            ADR                              As Far As I Understand It
                                                                                                                                                    P
As A Friend -or- Always And             About To                        Address
                                                                                                         AFAP                                       Q
Forever
                                        ACD                             ADVD                             As Far As Possible                         R
AAK                                     Alt Control Delete              Advised                                                                     S
Asleep At Keyboard                                                                                       AFAYC                                      T
                                        ACE                             AEAP                             As Far As You’re Concerned
                                                                                                                                                    U
AAMOF                                   Access Control Entry            As Early As Possible
                                                                                                         AFC                                        V
As A Matter Of Fact
                                        ACK                             AFAGAY                           Away From Computer                         W
AAMOI                                   Acknowledgement                 A Friend As Good As You                                                     X
As A Matter Of Interest                                                                                  AFDN                                       Y
                                        ACORN                           AFAHMASP                         Any F***ing Day Now
                                                                                                                                                    Z
AAR                                     A Completely Obsessive Really   A Fool And His Money Are
                                        Nutty Person                    Soon Parted
                                                                                                                                                    ^
At Any Rate
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AL-AS

                                   A                                                              A                                          Index
                                                                                                                                              Intro
                                                                                                                                               Key
AFGO                                   aight                        ALOTBSOL                          AOAS                                    Misc
Another F***ing Growth                 All right                    Always Look On The                All Of A Sudden                           A
Opportunity                                                         Bright Side Of Life
                                                                                                                                                B
                                       AIH                                                            AOB
AFIAA                                  As It Happens                ALTG                              Abuse Of Bandwidth                        C
As Far As I Am Aware                                                Act Locally, Think Globally                                                 D
                                       AIMB                                                           AON                                       E
AFINIAFI                               As I Mentioned Before        AMAP                              Apropos Of Nothing                        F
A Friend In Need Is A                                               As Many As Possible -or-
Friend Indeed                                                       As Much As Possible                                                         G
                                       AIMP                                                           AP
                                       Always In My Prayers                                           Apple Pie                                 H
AFJ                                                                 AMBW                                                                        I
April Fools Joke                       AISB                         All My Best Wishes                AS                                        J
                                       As I Said Before                                               Ape Sh** -or- Another                     K
AFK                                                                 AMF                               Subject
Away From Keyboard                                                  Adios Mother F***er                                                         L
                                       AISE
-or- A Free Kill                       As I Said Earlier                                              ASAFP                                     M
                                                                    AML                               As Soon As F***ing                        N
AFPOE                                  AISI                         All My Love                       Possible                                  O
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes                   As I See It                                                                                              P
                                                                    AMRMTYFTS                         ASAMOF
AFT                                                                 All My Roommates Thank                                                      Q
                                       AITR                                                           As A Matter Of Fact
About F***ing Time                     Adult In The Room            You For The Show                                                            R
                                                                                                      ASAP                                      S
AFZ                                    AKA or a.k.a.                ANFAWFOS                          As Soon As Possible                       T
Acronym Free Zone                      Also Known As                And Now For A Word
                                                                    From Our Sponsor                                                            U
                                                                                                      ASAYGT
AGB                                                                                                                                             V
                                       ALAP                                                           As Soon As You
Almost Good Bridge                     As Late As Possible          ANFSCD                            Get This                                  W
                                                                    And Now For Something                                                       X
AGKWE                                  alcon                        Completely Different              ASL                                       Y
And God Knows What Else                All Concerned                                                  Age/Sex/Location
                                                                    ANGB                                                                        Z
AIAMU                                                               Almost Nearly Good                ASLMH                                     ^
                                       ALOL                                                                                                    100
And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle               Actually Laughing Out Loud   Bridge                            Age/Sex/Location
                                                                                                      /Music/Hobbies

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B-BB

                                     A                                                            B                                          Index
                                                                                                                                              Intro
                                                                                                                                               Key
ATAB                                     AWLTP                           B&F                      BAMF                                        Misc
Ain’t That A Bitch                       Avoiding Work Like The Plague   Back and Forth           Bad Ass Mother F***er                         A
                                                                                                                                                B
ATC                                      AWNIAC                          B/C                      banana
Any Two Cards                            All We Need Is Another Chair    Because                  Code word for penis                           C
                                                                                                                                                D
ATM                                      AWOL                            B4                       BARB                                          E
At The Moment -or-                       Absent Without Leave            Before                   Buy Abroad but Rent                           F
Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or-                                                                   in Britain
                                                                                                                                                G
Automated Teller Machine                 AWTTW                           B4N
                                         A Word To The Wise              Bye For Now              BAU                                           H
ATSL                                                                                              Business As Usual                             I
Along The Same Line                      AYC                             B4U                                                                    J
                                         Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t   Before You               BB                                            K
ATST                                     You Cheeky                                               Be Back
At The Same Time                                                                                                                                L
                                                                         B4YKI
                                         AYCE                            Before You Know It       BB4N                                          M
ATW                                      All You Can Eat                                          Bye Bye for Now                               N
All The Web -or- Around The                                              BAC                                                                    O
Web -or- All The Way                     AYK                             Bad Ass Chick            BBAMFIC                                       P
                                         As You Know                                              Big Bad Ass Mother F***er
ATWD                                                                                              In Charge                                     Q
Agree That We Disagree                   AYOR                                                                                                   R
                                         At Your Own Risk                                         BBB                                           S
AWC                                                                                               Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring                      T
After While, Crocodile                   AYSOS                                                    Beyond Belief
                                                                                                                                                U
                                         Are You Stupid Or Something
AWGTHTGTTA                                                                                        BBBG                                          V
Are We Going To Have To Go               AYTMTB                          BAG                      Bye Bye Be Good                               W
Through This Again                                                       Busting A Gut -or- Big
                                         And You’re Telling Me                                                                                  X
                                                                         Ass Grin
                                         This Because                                             BBFBBM                                        Y
AWHFY                                                                                             Body By Fisher, Brains
Are We Having Fun Yet?                   AYV                             BAK                      By Mattel                                     Z
                                                                         Back At Keyboard                                                       ^
                                         Are You Vertical?
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BD-BI

                                    B                                                           B                                          Index
                                                                                                                                            Intro
                                                                                                                                             Key
BBFN                                    BBT                        BDN                          BHAG                                        Misc
Bye Bye for Now                         Be Back Tomorrow           Big Damn Number              Big Hairy Audacious Goal                      A
                                        BBW                        BEG                                                                        B
BBIAB                                                                                           BHG
Be Back In A Bit                        Big Beautiful Woman        Big Evil Grin                Big Hearted Guy -or- Big                      C
                                                                                                Hearted Girl                                  D
BBIAF                                   BC                         beos                                                                       E
Be Back In A Few                        Because                    Nudge                        BHIMBGO                                       F
                                                                                                Bloody Hell, I Must Be
                                        BCBG                       BF                                                                         G
BBIAS                                                                                           Getting Old
Be Back In A Sec                        Bon Chic Bon Genre -or-    Boyfriend -or- Best Friend                                                 H
                                        Belle Cu Belle Geulle                                   BHOF                                          I
BBIAW                                                              BFD                          Bald Headed Old Fart                          J
Be Back In A While                      BCBS                       Big F***ing Deal
                                                                                                                                              K
                                        Big Company, Big School                                 BI5
                                                                   BFE                                                                        L
BBL                                                                                             Back In Five
Be Back Later                           BCNU                       Bum F*** Egypt                                                             M
                                        Be Seeing You                                           BIBI                                          N
BBMFIC                                                             BFF                          Bye Bye                                       O
Big Bad Mother F***er                   bcoz                       Best Friends Forever
                                                                                                                                              P
In Charge                               Because                                                 BIBO
                                                                   BFFN                         Beer In, Beer Out                             Q
BBR                                     BD                         Best Friends For Now                                                       R
Burnt Beyond Repair                     Big Deal -or- Baby Dance                                BIF                                           S
                                        -or- Brain Drain           BFFTTE                       Basis In Fact -or- Before                     T
BBS                                                                Best Friends Forever Til     I Forget
                                                                                                                                              U
Be Back Soon -or Bulletin               BDBI5M                     The End
Board Service                           Busy Daydreaming Back                                   BIL                                           V
                                        In 5 Minutes               BFN                          Brother-In-Law -or- Boss                      W
BBSD                                                               Bye For Now                  Is Listening                                  X
Be Back Soon Darling                    BDC                                                                                                   Y
                                        Big Dumb Company           BFR                          BIO
                                        -or- Big Dot Com                                                                                      Z
BBSL                                                               Big F***ing Rock             Bring It On
Be Back Sooner or Later                                                                                                                       ^
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BO-BT

                                    B                                                                  B                                        Index
                                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                                  Key
BIOIYA                                  BLBBLB                            BOB                          BRB                                       Misc
Break It Off In Your Ass                Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird   Battery Operated Boyfriend   Be Right Back                               A
                                                                                                                                                   B
BION                                    Blkbry                            BOBFOC                       BRT
Believe It Or Not                       Blackberry                        Body Off Baywatch, Face      Be Right There                              C
                                                                          Off Crimewatch                                                           D
BIOYE                                   BM                                                             BS                                          E
Blow It Out Your Ear                    Byte Me                           BOCTAAE                      Big Smile -or- Bull Sh**                    F
                                                                          But Of Course There Are      -or- Brain Strain
                                                                          Always Exceptions                                                        G
BIOYIOP                                 BMF
Blow It Out Your I/O Port               Bad Mother F***er                                              BSAAW                                       H
                                                                          BOFH                         Big Smile And A Wink                        I
BIOYN                                   BMGWL                             Bastard Operator From Hell                                               J
Blow it Out Your Nose                   Busting My Gut With Laughter                                   BSBD&NE
                                                                                                                                                   K
                                                                          BOHICA                       Book Smart, Brain Dead
                                                                          Bend Over Here It            & No Experience                             L
BITCH                                   BMOC
Basically In The Clear Homey            Big Man On Campus                 Comes Again                                                              M
                                                                                                       BSEG                                        N
BITD                                    BMOF                              BON                          Big Sh** Eating Grin
                                                                                                                                                   O
Back In The Day                         Bite Me Old Fart                  Believe it Or Not
                                                                                                       BSF                                         P
                                                                          BOTEC                        But Seriously, Folks                        Q
BITFOB                                  BMOTA
Bring It The F*** On, Bitch             Byte Me On The Ass                Back Of The Envelope                                                     R
                                                                          Calculation                  BSOD                                        S
                                        BNDN                                                           Blue Screen of Death
BJ                                                                                                                                                 T
Blow Job                                Been Nowhere Done Nothing         BOTOH
                                                                          But On The Other Hand        BT                                          U
                                                                                                       Byte This                                   V
BKA                                     BNF
Better Known As                         Big Name Fan                      BPLM                                                                     W
                                                                          Big Person Little Mind       BTA                                         X
                                        BO                                                             But Then Again -or- Before
BL                                                                                                                                                 Y
Belly Laughing                          Bug Off -or- Body Odor            BR                           The Attacks
                                                                          Bathroom                                                                 Z
                                                                                                       BTD                                         ^
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C-CI

                                    B                                                               C                                         Index
                                                                                                                                                  Intro
                                                                                                                                                   Key
BTDT                                    buhbye                        c ya                          CBB                                           Misc
Been There Done That                    Bye                           See ya                        Can’t Be Bothered                               A
                                                                                                                                                    B
BTDTGTS                                 BW                            C&G                           CBF
Been There, Done That,                  Best Wishes                   Chuckly and Grin              Can’t Be F***ed                                 C
Got The T-shirt                                                                                                                                     D
                                        BWDIK                         C-P                           CBJ                                             E
BTFO                                    But What Do I Know            Sleepy                        Covered Blow Job
                                                                                                                                                    F
Back The F*** Off -or-
Bend The F*** Over                                                                                  CD9                                             G
                                        BWL
                                        Bursting With Laughter                                      Code 9 - parents                                H
BTHOOM                                                                                              are around                                      I
Beats The Heck Out Of Me                BWO                                                                                                         J
                                        Black, White or Other                                       CF
BTN                                                                                                 Coffee Freak                                    K
Better Than Nothing                                                                                                                                 L
                                        BWTM                          C-T
                                        But Wait, There’s More        City                          CFV                                             M
BTOIYA                                                                                              Call For Vote                                   N
Be There Or It’s Your Ass               BYKT                          C/P                                                                           O
                                        But You Knew That             Cross Post                    CHA
BTSOOM                                                                                              Click Here Asshole                              P
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me                                                                                                                            Q
                                        BYOA                          C/S
                                        Bring Your Own Advil          Change of Subject             CIAO                                            R
BTTT                                                                                                Goodbye (in Italian)                            S
Back To The Top -or- Bump               BYOB
To The Top                                                            C4N                                                                           T
                                        Bring Your Own Bottle         Ciao For Now                  CICO
                                                                                                    Coffee In, Coffee Out                           U
                                        -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BTW                                                                                                                                                 V
By The Way                                                            CAAC
                                        BYOW                          Cool As A Cucumber            CICYHW                                          W
                                        Build Your Own Website -or-                                 Can I Copy Your Home Work                       X
BTWBO                                   Bring Your Own Wine
Be There With Bells On                                                CAS                                                                           Y
                                                                      Crack A Smile                 CID
                                                                                                                                                    Z
                                        BZ                                                          Consider It Done -or- Crying
BTWITIAILWU                             Busy                                                        In Disgrace                                     ^
By The Way I Think I Am In                                            CB                                                                           100
Love With You                                                         Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
                                                                      -or Call Back                 CIL
                                                                                                    Check In Later
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CS-CY

                                     C                                                          C                                       Index
                                                                                                                                         Intro
                                                                                                                                          Key
CLM                                      CRAFT                      CSN                         CUWTA                                    Misc
Career Limiting Move                     Can’t Remember A F***ing   Chuckle, Snicker, Grin      Catch Up With The                          A
                                         Thing                                                  Acronyms
                                                                                                                                           B
CM                                                                  CT
Call Me                                  CRAP                       Can’t Talk                  CUZ                                        C
                                         Cheap Redundant Assorted                               Because                                    D
CMAP                                     Products                   CTA                                                                    E
Cover My Ass Partner                                                Call To Action              CWOT                                       F
                                         CRAT                                                   Complete Waste Of Time
                                         Can’t Remember A Thing                                                                            G
CMF                                                                 CTC
Count My Fingers                                                    Care To Chat -or- Contact   CWYL                                       H
                                         CRAWS                      -or- Choking The Chicken    Chat With You Later                        I
CMIW                                     Can’t Remember Anything                                                                           J
Correct Me if I’m Wrong                  Worth A Sh**               CTMQ                        CX                                         K
                                                                    Chuckle To Myself Quietly   Cancelled
                                         CRB                                                                                               L
CMU
Crack Me Up                              Come Right Back            CTO                         CY                                         M
                                                                    Check This Out              Calm Yourself                              N
CNP                                      CRBT                                                                                              O
Continued in Next Post                   Crying Real Big Tears      CU                          CYA                                        P
                                                                    See You -or- Cracking Up    Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
                                         CRDTCHCK                                                                                          Q
COB
Close Of Business                        Credit Check               CUATU                       CYE                                        R
                                                                    See You Around The          Check your Email                           S
COD                                      CRS                        Universe                                                               T
Change Of Dressing                       Can’t Remember Sh**                                    CYL                                        U
                                                                    CUL8R                       See You Later
                                         CRTLA                      See You Later                                                          V
Cof$
Church of Scientology                    Can’t Remember the                                     CYM                                        W
                                         Three-Letter Acronym       CULA                        Check Your Mail                            X
CofS                                                                See You Later Alligator                                                Y
Church of Scientology                    CSA                                                    CYO
                                         Cool Sweet Awesome                                                                                Z
                                                                    CUNS                        See You Online
                                                                    See You In School                                                      ^
COS                                                                                                                                       100
Change Of Subject                        CSL                                                    CYT
                                         Can’t Stop Laughing        CUOL                        See You Tomorrow
                                                                    See You OnLine
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DH-DN

                                    D                                                               D                                        Index
                                                                                                                                              Intro
                                                                                                                                               Key
D&M                                     DDSOS                          DH                           ditto                                     Misc
Deep & Meaningful                       Different Day, Same Old Sh**   Dear Husband                 Same here                                   A
                                                                                                                                                B
d00d                                    def                            DHYB                         DITYID
Dude, also seen as dood                 Definitely                     Don’t Hold Your Breath       Did I Tell You I’m Distressed               C
                                                                                                                                                D
                                        DEGT                           DIAF                         DIY


       ?
                                                                                                                                                E
                                        Don’t Even Go There            Die In A Fire                Do It Yourself
                                                                                                                                                F
                                                                                                    DKDC                                        G
                                        DETI                           DIC
                                        Don’t Even Think It            Drunk In Charge              Don’t Know Don’t Care                       H
                                                                                                                                                I
DAMHIKT                                 dewd                           DIKU                         DL                                          J
                                        Dude                           Do I Know You?               Down Low -or- Download
Don’t Ask Me How I                                                                                                                              K
                                                                                                    -or- Dead Link
Know That
                                                                       DILLIGAD                                                                 L
                                        DF
                                        Dear Friend                    Do I Look Like I Give        DLTBBB                                      M
DARFC                                                                                               Don’t Let The Bed
Ducking And Running                                                    A Damn                                                                   N
                                                                                                    Bugs Bite
For Cover                               DFLA                                                                                                    O
                                        Disenhanced Four-Letter        DILLIGAS
                                                                       Do I Look Like I Give        DLTM                                        P
DBA                                     Acronym (that is, a TLA)
                                                                       A Sh**                       Don’t Lie To Me                             Q
Doing Business As
                                        DGA                                                                                                     R
                                        Don’t Go Anywhere              DINK                         DMI
DBABAI                                                                                              Don’t Mention It
                                                                                                                                                S
Don’t Be A Bitch About It                                              Double Incomes, No Kids
                                                                                                                                                T
                                        DGT
                                        Don’t Go There                 DIRFT                        DNBL8                                       U
DBD                                                                                                 Do Not Be Late                              V
Don’t Be Dumb                                                          Do It Right the First Time
                                        DGTG                                                                                                    W
                                        Don’t Go There Girlfriend      DISTO                        DNC
DBEYR                                                                                               Does Not Compute
                                                                                                                                                X
Don’t Believe Everything                                               Did I Say That Outloud?
                                                                                                                                                Y
You Read                                DGYF
                                        Damn Girl You’re Fine          DITR                         DND                                         Z
                                                                       Dancing In The Rain          Do Not Disturb                              ^
DD                                                                                                                                             100
Due Diligence


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DW-DY

                                     D                                                        D                                        Index
                                                                                                                                        Intro
                                                                                                                                         Key
DOC                                      DSTR8                         DWBH                   DYHAG                                     Misc
Drug Of Choice                           Damn Straight                 Don’t Worry            Do You Have                                 A
                                                                       Be Happy               A Girlfriend?
                                         DTC                                                                                              B
DOE
Depends On Experience                    Deep Throaty Chuckle          DWI                    DYJHIW                                      C
                                                                       Driving While          Don’t You Just                              D
DOEI                                     DTRT                          Intoxicated            Hate It When...                             E
Goodbye (in Dutch)                       Do The Right Thing
                                                                       DWPKOTL                                                            F
                                                                                              DYLI
                                         DUI                           Deep Wet Passionate    Do You Love It?                             G
DORD
Department Of Redundancy                 Driving Under the Influence   Kiss On The Lips                                                   H
Department                                                                                    DYOFDW                                      I
                                         DUM                           DWS                    Do Your Own F***ing
                                                                       Driving While Stupid   Dirty Work
                                                                                                                                          J
DP                                       Do You Masturbate?
                                                                                                                                          K
Domestic Partner
                                         DUNA                          DWWWI                  DYSTSOTT                                    L
                                                                       Surfing the World      Did You See The Size                        M
dps                                      Don’t Use No Acronyms
                                                                       Wide Web While
Damage Per Second                                                                             Of That Thing
                                                                       Intoxicated                                                        N
                                         dunno                                                                                            O
DPUP                                     I don’t know
                                                                       DWYM
Don’t Poop Your Pants                                                                                                                     P
                                                                       Does What You Mean                                                 Q
                                         DURS
DQMOT                                    Damn You Are Sexy
                                                                       DYFM                                                               R
Don’t Quote Me On This                                                                                                                    S
                                                                       Dude You
                                         DUSL                          Fascinate Me                                                       T
DQYDJ                                    Do You Scream Loud?
Don’t Quit Your Day Job                                                                                                                   U
                                                                       DYHAB                                                              V
                                         DUST                          Do You Have
DRB                                      Did You See That?             A Boyfriend?                                                       W
Dirty Rat Bastard                                                                                                                         X
                                         DWB                                                                                              Y
DRIB                                     Don’t Write Back
Don’t Read If Busy                                                                                                                        Z
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EO-EZ

                                     E                                                       E                                       Index
                                                                                                                                      Intro
                                                                                                                                       Key
E123                                     EM                         EOT                      ETLA                                     Misc
Easy as One, Two, Three                  Excuse Me                  End Of Thread            Extended Three-Letter                      A
                                                                    (meaning: end            Acronym (that is, an FLA)
                                                                    of discussion)                                                      B
E2HO                                     EMA
Each to His/Her Own                      E-Mail Address                                      every1                                     C
                                                                    ESAD                     everyone                                   D
EAK                                      EMFBI                      Eat Sh** And Die                                                    E
Eating at Keyboard                       Excuse Me For Butting In                            EVRE1
                                                                                                                                        F
                                                                    ESADYFA                  Everyone
                                                                    Eat Sh** And Die You                                                G
EAPFS                                    EMFJI
Everything About Pittsburgh              Excuse Me For Jumping In   F***ing Asshole          EWI                                        H
F***ing Sucks                                                                                E-mailing While                            I
                                         EMI                        ESEMED                   Intoxicated
                                                                                                                                        J
EE                                       Excuse My Ignorance        Every Second Every
                                                                    Minute Every Day         EZ                                         K
Electronic Emission
                                                                                             Easy                                       L
                                         EML
effin                                    Email Me Later             ESH                                                                 M
F***ing                                                             Experience, Strength,                                               N
                                                                    and Hope
                                         EMRTW                                                                                          O
EFT                                      Evil Monkeys Rule                                                                              P
Electronic Funds Transfer                The World                  ESMF
                                                                    Eat Sh** Mother F***er                                              Q
                                         EMSG                                                                                           R
                                         E-Mail Message             ESO                                                                 S
                                                                    Equipment Smarter
                                                                    than Operator                                                       T
                                         EOD                                                                                            U
                                         End Of Day -or- End
                                         Of Discussion              ETA                                                                 V
                                                                    Estimated Time of                                                   W
EG                                                                  Arrival -or- Edited
Evil Grin                                EOL                        To Add                                                              X
                                         End Of Life                                                                                    Y
EL                                                                                                                                      Z
Evil Laugh                               EOM
                                         End Of Message                                                                                 ^
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FG-FO

                                     F                                                             F                                       Index
                                                                                                                                            Intro
                                                                                                                                             Key
F2F                                      FBI                           FGDAI                       FMLTWIA                                  Misc
Face-to-Face                             F***ing Brilliant Idea -or-   Fuhgedaboudit -or-          F*** Me Like The                           A
                                         Female Body Inspector         Forget About It             Whore I Am
                                                                                                                                              B
FAB
Features Attributes Benefits             FBKS                          FIF                         FMTYEWTK                                   C
                                         Failure Between Keyboard      F*** I’m Funny              Far More Than You Ever                     D
                                         and Seat                                                  Wanted To Know                             E
                                                                       FIIK                                                                   F
                                         FBOCD                         F*** If I Know              FMUTA
                                         Facebook Obsessive                                        F*** Me Up The Ass                         G
                                         Compulsive Disorder           FIL                                                                    H
                                                                       Father-In-Law               FNG                                        I
FAH                                      FCFS                                                      F***ing New Guy                            J
                                         First Come, First Served      FILF
F***ing A Hot                                                                                                                                 K
                                                                       Father I’d Like to F***     FO
                                         FCOL                                                      F*** Off                                   L
FAP                                      For Crying Out Loud                                                                                  M
F***ing A Pissed                                                       FILTH
                                                                       Failed In London, Try       FOAD                                       N
FAQL                                     FDGB                          Hong Kong                   F*** Off And Die                           O
                                         Fall Down Go Boom
Frequently Asked                                                                                                                              P
Questions List                                                         FINE                        FOAF
                                         FE                            F***ed up, Insecure,        Friend Of A Friend                         Q
                                         Fatal Error                   Neurotic, Emotional                                                    R
FAQOMFT
Frequently Argued Waste                                                                            FOAG                                       S
Of My F***ing Time                       FF                            FISH                        F*** Off And Google                        T
                                         Friends Forever               First In, Still Here
                                                                                                                                              U
FASB                                                                                               FOC
                                         FF&PN                         FITB                        Free of Charge                             V
Fast Ass Son Bitchii
                                         Fresh Fields and              Fill In The Blanks                                                     W
                                         Pastures New                                              FOFL
FAWC                                                                                                                                          X
For Anyone Who Cares                                                   FLA                         Falling on Floor Laughing                  Y
                                         FFS                           Four Letter Acronym
                                         For F*** Sake                                                                                        Z
FB                                                                                                 FOGC
                                                                       FLUID                       Fear Of Getting Caught                     ^
F*** Buddy
                                                                       F***ing Look it Up, I Did                                             100


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FU-FY

                                     F                                                               F                                          Index
                                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                                  Key
FOL                                      FTASB                             FU2                       FWOT                                        Misc
Fond of Leather                          Faster Than A Speeding Bullet     F*** You Too              F***ing Waste Of Time                         A
                                         FTBOMH                                                                                                    B
FOMC                                                                       FUBAR                     FYA
Fell Off My Chair                        From The Bottom Of My Heart       F***ed Up Beyond All      For Your Amusement                            C
                                                                           Recognition                                                             D
FOMCL                                    FTF                                                         FYE                                           E
Falling Off My Chair                     F*** That’s Funny -or- Face       FUBB                      For Your Edification
                                         To Face                           F***ed Up Beyond Belief                                                 F
Laughing
                                                                                                                                                   G
                                                                                                     FYEO
FORD                                     FTFOI                             FUD                       For Your Eyes Only                            H
Found On Road Dead                       For The Fun Of It -or- For The    Fear, Uncertainty, and                                                  I
-or- Fixed Or Repaired                   F*** Of It                        Disinformation            FYF                                           J
Daily -or- F***ed Over                                                                               From Your Friend
Rebuilt Dodge                            FTL                               FUJIMO                                                                  K
                                         Faster Than Light                 F*** You Jack I’m         FYI                                           L
FOS                                                                        Movin’ On                 For Your Information                          M
Full Of Sh**                             FTLOG                                                                                                     N
                                         For The Love Of God               FUM                       FYIFV                                         O
FRED                                                                       F***ed Up Mess            F*** You I’m Fully
F***ing Ridiculous                       FTN                                                         Vested                                        P
Electronic Device                        F*** That Noise                   FURTB                                                                   Q
                                                                           Filled Up and Ready       FYLTGE                                        R
FS                                       FTR                               To Burst                  From Your Lips To                             S
For Sale                                 For The Record                                              God’s Ears
                                                                           FWB                                                                     T
FSBO                                     FTRF                              Friends With Benefits     FYM                                           U
For Sale By Owner                        F*** That’s Really Funny                                    For Your Misinformation                       V
                                                                           FWD                                                                     W
FSR                                      FTTB                              Forward                   FYSBIGTBABN                                   X
For Some Reason                          For The Time Being                                          Fasten Your Seat
                                                                           FWIW                      Belts It’s Going To Be
                                                                                                                                                   Y
FSU                                      FTW                               For What It’s Worth       A Bumpy Night                                 Z
F*** Sh** Up                             For The Win -or- F*** The World                                                                           ^
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GC-GI

                                     G                                                            G                                         Index
                                                                                                                                             Intro
                                                                                                                                              Key
G                                        GAL                              GC                      GFTD                                       Misc
Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle              Get A Life                       Good Crib               Gone For The Day                             A
                                                                                                                                               B
G1                                       GALGAL                           GD&R                    GFY
Good One                                 Give A Little Get A Little       Grinning, Ducking and   Good For You -or- Go                         C
                                                                          Running                 F*** Yourself -or- Go                        D
G2G                                      GALHER                                                   Find Yourself                                E
Got to Go                                Get A Load of Her                GD&RF                                                                F
                                                                          Grinning, Ducking and   GFYMF
                                                                          Running Fast            Go F*** Yourself Mother                      G
G2GLYS                                   GALHIM
Got To Go Love Ya So                     Get A Load of Him                                        F***er                                       H
                                                                          GDI                                                                  I
                                         GANB                             God Damn It -or- God    GG                                           J
                                         Getting Another Beer             Damn Independent        Good Game -or- Gotta
     Thumbs Up                           GAP                              GDW
                                                                                                  Go -or- Giggling                             K
                                                                                                                                               L
                                         Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People   Grin, Duck and Wave     GGA                                          M
                                                                                                  Good Game All                                N
G4I                                      GAS                              GF                                                                   O
Go For It                                Got A Second?                    Girlfriend              GGGG
                                                                                                  God, God, God, God                           P
                                                                          GFF                                                                  Q
G4N                                      gawd
Good For Nothing                         god                              Go F***ing Figure       GGN                                          R
                                                                                                  Gotta Go Now                                 S
GA                                       GB                               GFI                                                                  T
Go Ahead                                 Good Bridge                      Go For It               GGOH
                                                                                                  Gotta Get Out of Here                        U
                                                                          GFN                                                                  V
GAB                                      GBG
Getting A Beer                           Great Big Grin                   Gone For Now            GGP                                          W
                                                                                                  Gotta Go Pee                                 X
GAFYK                                    GBH                              GFON                                                                 Y
Get Away From Your Keyboard              Great Big Hug                    Good For One Night      GHM
                                                                                                  God Help Me                                  Z
                                                                          GFR                                                                  ^
GAGFI                                    GBTW                                                                                                 100
Gives A Gay First Impression             Get Back To Work                 Grim File Reaper        GI
                                                                                                  Google It

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GN-GT

                                     G                                                            G                                            Index
                                                                                                                                                Intro
                                                                                                                                                 Key
GIC                                      GLG                            GNSD                      GRAS                                          Misc
Gift In Crib                             Good Looking Girl              Good Night Sweet Dreams   Generally Recognized                            A
                                                                                                  As Safe
                                                                                                                                                  B
GIDK                                     GLGH                           GOI
Gee I Don’t Know                         Good Luck and Good Hunting     Get Over It               gratz                                           C
                                                                                                  Congratulations                                 D
GIGO                                     GLYASDI                        GOK                                                                       E
Garbage In, Garbage Out                  God Loves You And So Do I      God Only Knows            grrlz
                                                                                                  girls, also seen as grrl                        F
                                                                                                                                                  G
GILF                                     GM                             GOL
Grandmother I’d Like to F***             Good Morning -or- Good Move    Giggling Out Loud         GRRR                                            H
                                                                                                  Growling                                        I
GIWIST                                   GMAB                           GOS                                                                       J
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That                Give Me A Break                Gay Or Straight           GSOAS
                                                                                                  Go Sit On A Snake                               K
                                                                                                                                                  L
GJ                                       GMAFB                          GOWI
Good Job                                 Give Me A F***ing Break        Get On With It            GSOH                                            M
                                                                                                  Good Sense Of Humor                             N
GJP                                      GMTA                           GOYHH                                                                     O
Good Job Partner                         Great Minds Think Alike        Get Off Your High Horse   GSYJDWURMNKH
                                                                                                  Good Seeing You,                                P
                                                                                                  Just Don’t Wear Your                            Q
GL                                       GMTFT                          GR&D                      Monkey Hat
Good Luck -or- Get Lost                  Great Minds Think For          Grinning Running                                                          R
                                         Themselves                     And Ducking                                                               S
GLA                                                                                               GT
                                                                                                  Good Try                                        T
Good Luck All                            GN                             GR2BR                                                                     U
                                         Good Night                     Good Riddance To
GLB                                                                     Bad Rubbish               GTFO                                            V
                                                                                                  Get The F*** Out                                W
Good Looking Boy                         GNBLFY
                                         Got Nothing But Love For You   GR8                                                                       X
GLBT                                                                    Great                     GTFOOH
                                                                                                  Get The F*** Out                                Y
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual,                  GNOC                                                     Of Here                                         Z
Transgender                              Get Naked On Cam
                                                                                                                                                  ^
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H-HB

                                     G                                                     H                                      Index
                                                                                                                                   Intro
                                                                                                                                    Key
GTG                                      GWI                    H&K                        HAGN                                    Misc
Got To Go                                Get With It            Hugs and Kisses            Have A Good Night                         A
                                                                                                                                     B
GTGB                                     GWS                    h/o                        HAGO
Got To Go, Bye                           Get Well Soon          Hold On                    Have A Good One                           C
                                                                                                                                     D
GTGP                                     GYHOOYA                                           HAK                                       E
Got To Go Pee                            Get Your Head Out Of                              Hugs And Kisses
                                                                      Downloading...                                                 F
                                         Your Ass
GTH                                                                                                                                  G
                                                                                           HAND
Go To Hell                               GYPO                                              Have a Nice Day                           H
                                         Get Your Pants Off                                                                          I
GTK                                                             h/p                        HAR                                       J
Good To Know                                                                               Hit And Run
                                                                Hold Please                                                          K
GTM                                                                                                                                  L
                                                                H4U                        HAWTLW
Giggle To Myself                                                                           Hello And Welcome To                      M
                                                                Hot For You
                                                                                           Last Week                                 N
GTRM                                                            H4XX0R                                                               O
Going To Read Mail
                                                                Hacker -or- To Be Hacked   HB                                        P
                                                                                           Hurry Back
GTSY                                                                                                                                 Q
                                                                H9                                                                   R
Glad To See You
                                                                Husband in room            HBASTD
                                                                                           Hitting Bottom And                        S
GUD                                                             HADVD
                                                                                           Starting To Dig                           T
Geographically
                                                                Have Advised                                                         U
UnDesirable                                                                                HBB
                                                                                           Hip Beyond Belief                         V
guvment                                                         hag1                                                                 W
                                                                have a good one
government, also seen                                                                      HBIB                                      X
as guvmint, gumint                                                                         Hot But Inappropriate Boy
                                                                HAGD                                                                 Y
                                                                Have a Great Day                                                     Z
                                                                                                                                     ^
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HO-HW

                                     H                                                   H                                    Index
                                                                                                                               Intro
                                                                                                                                Key
HBIC                                     HIG                       HOYEW                 HUD                                   Misc
Head Bitch In Charge                     How’s It Going            Hanging On Your       How You Doing?                          A
                                                                   Every Word
                                                                                                                                 B
HBU                                      HIH                                             HUGZ
How Bout You?                            Hope It Helps             HP                    Hugs                                    C
                                                                   Higher Power                                                  D
HCC                                      HIOOC                                           huh                                     E
Holy Computer Crap                       Help, I’m Out Of Coffee   HPPO                  what
                                                                   Highest Paid Person                                           F
                                         HITAKS                    in Office                                                     G
HD                                                                                       HUYA
Hold                                     Hang In There And                               Head Up Your Ass                        H
                                         Keep Smiling              HSIK                                                          I
                                                                   How Should I Know
HF                                                                                       HWGA                                    J
Hello Friend -or- Have                   HMFIC                                           Here We Go Again
                                         Head MOFO In Charge       HT                                                            K
Fun -or- Have Faith
                                                                   Hi There                                                      L
HHIS                                     HNTI                                                                                    M
Hanging Head In Shame                    How Nice That/This Is     HTB                                                           N
                                                                   Hang The Bastards
                                                                                                                                 O
HHO1/2K                                  HNTW
                                         How Nice That Was         HTH                                                           P
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
                                                                   Hope This (or That)                                           Q
                                         HNY                       Helps                                                         R
HHOJ
Ha-Ha, Only Joking                       Happy New Year                                                                          S
                                                                   HTNOTH
                                                                   Hit The Nail On The                                           T
HHOK                                     HO
                                         Hang On -or- Hold On      Head                                                          U
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
                                                                                                                                 V
HHOS                                     HOHA                      HU                                                            W
                                         HOllywood HAcker          Hook Up
Ha-Ha, Only Serious                                                                                                              X
                                                                   HUA                                                           Y
HHTYAY                                   HOIC
                                         Hold On, I’m Coming       Heads Up Ace                                                  Z
Happy Holidays To You
                                                                   -or- Head                                                     ^
And Yours
                                                                   Up Ass                                                       100


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IB-ID

                                     I                                                                  I                                         Index
                                                                                                                                                   Intro
                                                                                                                                                    Key
I 1-D-R                                  IANAE                           IBT                            IDGAF                                      Misc
I Wonder                                 I Am Not An Expert              In Between Technology          I Don’t Give A F***                          A
                                                                                                                                                     B
i h8 it                                  IANAL                           IBTC                           IDGARA
i hate it                                I Am Not A Lawyer               Itty Bitty Titty Committee     I Don’t Give A Rats Ass                      C
                                                                                                                                                     D
I&I                                      IANNNGC                         IBTD                           IDGI                                         E
Intercourse & Inebriation                I Am Not Nurturing the Next     I Beg To Differ                I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t                  F
                                         Generation of Casualties                                       Get Involved
                                                                                                                                                     G
I-D-L                                                                    IBTL
Ideal                                    IASAP4U                         In Before The Lock             IDK                                          H
                                         I Always Say A Prayer For You                                  I Don’t Know                                 I
IAC                                                                      IC                                                                          J
In Any Case -or- I Am Confused           IAT                             Independent Contractor         IDK, my BFF Jill                             K
-or- If Anyone Cares                     I Am Tired                      -or- In Character -or- I See   I Don’t Know, my Best
                                                                                                        Friend Forever Jill                          L
IAE                                      IAW                             ICBW                                                                        M
In Any Event                             I Agree With -or- In            I Could Be Wrong               IDKY                                         N
                                         Accordance With                                                I Don’t Know You                             O
                                                                         ICW                                                                         P
                                         IAYM                            I Can’t Wait                   IDM
                                         I Am Your Master                                               It Does Not Matter                           Q
     Subject:
                                                                         ICYC                                                                        R
                                         IBGYBG                          In Case You’re Curious         IDRK                                         S
                                         I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone    -or- In Case You Care          I Don’t Really Know                          T
IAITS                                                                                                                                                U
It’s All In The Subject                  IBIWISI                         ID10T                          IDST
                                         I’ll Believe It When I See It   Idiot                          I Didn’t Say That                            V
IANAC                                                                                                                                                W
I Am Not A Crook                         IBK                             IDC                            IDTA                                         X
                                         Idiot Behind Keyboard           I Don’t Care                   I Did That Already
                                                                                                                                                     Y
IANADBIPOOTV                                                                                                                                         Z
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play             IBRB                            IDGAD                          IDTS
                                         I’ll Be Right Back              I Don’t Give A Damn            I Don’t Think So                             ^
One On TV
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II-IM

                                     I                                                                 I                                        Index
                                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                                  Key
IEF                                  IHTFP                             IITYWYBMAD                      ILICISCOMK                                Misc
It’s Esther’s Fault                  I Have Truly Found Paradise       If I Tell You Will You Buy Me   I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat                  A
                                     -or- I Hate This F***ing Place    A Drink                         /Spilt Coffee/Crumbs
                                                                                                       /Coke On My Keyboard                        B
IF/IB
In the Front -or- In                 IHU                               IIWM                                                                        C
the Back                             I Hear You                        If It Were Me                   ILMJ                                        D
                                                                                                       I Love My Job                               E
IFAB                                 IIABDFI                           IJPMP                                                                       F
I Found A Bug                        If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It   I Just Pissed My Pants          ILU
                                                                                                       I Love You                                  G
IFU                                  IIIO                              IJWTK                                                                       H
I F***ed Up                          Intel Inside, Idiot Outside       I Just Want To Know             ILUAAF                                      I
                                                                                                       I Love You As A Friend                      J
IGGP                                 IIMAD                             IJWTS                                                                       K
I Gotta Go Pee                       If It Makes An(y) Difference      I Just Want To Say              ILY
                                                                                                       I Love You                                  L
IGTP                                 IIR                               IKALOPLT                                                                    M
I Get The Point                      If I Remember -or- If I Recall    I Know A Lot Of People          IM                                          N
                                                                       Like That                       Instant Messaging                           O
IGYHTBT                              IIRC                                                              -or- Immediate Message
                                                                                                                                                   P
I Guess You Had To                   If I Remember Correctly           IKWYM
Be There                             -or- If I Recall Correctly        I Know What You Mean            IM2BZ2P                                     Q
                                                                                                       I aM Too Busy To                            R
IHA                                  IIT                               IKYABWAI                        (even) Pee                                  S
I Hate Acronyms                      Is It Tight?                      I Know You Are But                                                          T
                                                                       What Am I?                      IMA
                                     IITLYTO                                                           I Might Add                                 U
IHAIM
I Have Another Instant               If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old   ILA                                                                         V
Message                                                                I Love Acronyms                 IMAO                                        W
                                     IITYWIMWYBMAD                                                     In My Arrogant Opinion                      X
IHNO                                 If I Tell You What It Means       ILF/MD                                                                      Y
I Have No Opinion                    Will You Buy Me A Drink           I Love Female/Male              IMCO
                                                                       Dominance                       In My Considered Opinion                    Z
                                                                                                                                                   ^
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IR-IW

                                     I                                                                I                                         Index
                                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                                  Key
IME                                      INBD                           IRL                           ITA                                        Misc
In My Experience                         It’s No Big Deal               In Real Life                  I Totally Agree                              A
                                                                        ISAGN                                                                      B
IMEZRU                                   INMP                                                         ITFA
I Am Easy, Are You?                      It’s Not My Problem            I See A Great Need            In The Final Analysis                        C
                                                                                                                                                   D
IMHEIUO                                  INNW                           ISH                           ITIGBS                                       E
In My High Exalted Informed              If Not Now, When               Insert Sarcasm Here           I Think I’m Going To                         F
Unassailable Opinion                                                                                  Be Sick
                                                                        ISO                                                                        G
                                         INPO
IMHO                                     In No Particular Order         In Search Of                  ITM                                          H
In My Humble Opinion                                                                                  In The Money                                 I
                                         INUCOSM                        ISS                                                                        J
IMNERHO                                  It’s No Use Crying Over        I Said So -or- I’m So Sure    ITS
In My Never Even Remotely                Spilt Milk                                                                                                K
                                                                                                      Intense Text Sex
Humble Opinion                                                          ISSYGTI                                                                    L
                                         IOH                            I’m So Sure You Get           ITSFWI                                       M
IMNSHO                                   I’m Outta Here                 The Idea                      If The Shoe Fits                             N
In My Not So Humble                                                                                   Wear It                                      O
Opinion                                  ION                            ISTM
                                         Index Of Names                 It Seems to Me                IUM                                          P
IMO                                                                                                   If You Must                                  Q
In My Opinion                            IONO                           ISTR                                                                       R
                                         I Don’t Know                   I Seem To Remember            IWALU                                        S
IMOO                                                                                                  I Will Always
                                                                                                                                                   T
In My Own Opinion                        IOUD                           ISWC                          Love You
                                         Inside, Outside, Upside Down   If Stupid Were a Crime                                                     U
IMPOV                                                                                                 IWBNI                                        V
In My Point Of View                      IOW                            ISWYM                         It Would Be Nice If                          W
                                         In Other Words                 I See What You Mean                                                        X
IMRU                                                                                                  IWFU                                         Y
I Am, Are You?                           IPN                            ISYALS                        I Wanna F*** You
                                         I’m Posting Naked              I’ll Send You A Letter Soon                                                Z
IMS                                                                                                                                                ^
I Am Sorry                                                                                                                                        100


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J-JF

                                     I                                                           J                                        Index
                                                                                                                                              Intro
                                                                                                                                               Key
IWIWU                                    IYQ                      J/C                            J5M                                          Misc
I Wish I Was You                         I Like You               Just Checking                  Just Five Minutes                              A
                                                                                                                                                B
IWSN                                     IYSS                     J/J                            JAD
I Want Sex Now                           If You Say So            Just Joking                    Just Another day                               C
                                                                                                                                                D
IYAOYAS                                  IYSWIM                                                  JAFO                                           E
If You Ain’t Ordinance                   If You See What I Mean                                  Just Another F***ing
You Ain’t Sh**                                                      hahaha hehehe
                                                                           hahaha hehehe
                                                                                                 Onlooker                                       F
                                                                        hehehe                                                                  G
                                                                                 hahaha hahaha
IYD                                                                                              JAFS                                           H
In Your Dreams                                                                                   Just A F***ing Salesman                        I
                                                                  J/K                                                                           J
IYDMMA                                                            Just Kidding                   JAM
                                                                                                 Just A Minute                                  K
If You Don’t Mind
My Asking                                                                                                                                       L
                                                                  J/O
                                                                  Jerking Off                    JAS                                            M
IYFEG                                                                                            Just A Second                                  N
Insert Your Favorite                                              J/P                                                                           O
Ethnic Group                                                      Just Playing                   JC
                                                                                                 Just Curious -or- Just                         P
IYKWIM                                                                                           Chilling -or- Jesus Christ                     Q
                                                                  J/W
If You Know What I Mean                                           Just Wondering                                                                R
                                                                                                 JDI                                            S
IYKWIMAITYD                                                       J2LYK                          Just Do It
                                                                                                                                                T
If You Know What I Mean                                           Just To Let You Know
And I Think You Do                                                                               JEOMK                                          U
                                                                                                 Just Ejaculated On                             V
                                                                  J4F
IYO                                                               Just For Fun
                                                                                                 My Keyboard                                    W
In Your Opinion                                                                                                                                 X
                                                                  J4G                            JFH                                            Y
                                                                                                 Just F*** Her
                                                                  Just For Grins                                                                Z

                                                                  J4T or JFT                     JFI                                            ^
                                                                                                 Just For Information                          100
                                                                  Just For Today


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K-KM

                                     J                                                K                                         Index
                                                                                                                                 Intro
                                                                                                                                  Key
JIC                                      JTLYK                    K                   KISS                                       Misc
Just In Case                             Just To Let You Know     OK                  Keep It Simple Stupid                        A
                                                                                                                                   B
JK                                       JTOL                     KB                  KIT
Just Kidding                             Just Thinking Out Loud   Kick Butt           Keep In Touch                                C
                                                                                                                                   D
JM2C                                     JTOU                     KBD                 kitty                                        E
Just My 2 Cents                          Just Thinking Of You     Keyboard            code word for vagina                         F
                                                                                                                                   G
JMO                                      JUADLAM                  kewl                KK
Just My Opinion                          Jumping Up And Down      cool                Kiss Kiss                                    H
                                         Like A Monkey                                                                             I
JOOTT                                                                                 KMA                                          J
Just One Of Those Things                 JW                                           Kiss My Ass                                  K
                                         Just Wondering
                                                                                                                                   L
JP                                                                                    KMFHA
Just Playing                                                                          Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass                        M
                                                                                                                                   N
JSU                                                               KFY -or- K4Y        KMP                                          O
Just Shut Up                                                                          Keep Me Posted                               P
                                                                  Kiss For You
                                                                                                                                   Q
JSYK                                                              KHYF                KMRIA
Just So You Know                                                                      Kiss My Royal Irish Arse                     R
                                                                  Know How You Feel
                                                                                                                                   S
JT                                                                KIA                 KMSLA                                        T
Just Teasing                                                                          Kiss My Shiny Little Ass                     U
                                                                  Killed In Action
                                                                                                                                   V
                                                                  KIBO                KMUF
                                                                                      Kiss Me You Fool                             W
                                                                  Knowledge In,
                                                                  Bullsh** Out                                                     X
                                                                                      KMWA                                         Y
                                                                                      Kiss My White Ass
                                                                  KIR                                                              Z
                                                                  Keep It Real                                                     ^
                                                                                                                                  100


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L-LH

                                     K                              L                                         Index
                                                                                                               Intro
                                                                                                                Key
KOK                                      L                          LD                                         Misc
Knock                                    Laugh                      Long Distance -or-                           A
                                                                    Later Dude
                                                                                                                 B
KOTC                                     L8R
Kiss On The Cheek                        Later                      LDIMEDILLIGAF                                C
                                                                    Look Deeply Into                             D
KOTL                                     L?^                        My Eyes, Does It Look                        E
Kiss On The Lips                         Let’s hook up              Like I Give A F***
                                                                                                                 F
KPC                                      LABATYD                    LDR                                          G
Keeping Parents Clueless                 Life’s A Bitch And Then    Long Distance                                H
                                         You Die                    Relationship                                 I
KS                                                                                                               J
Kill Stealer                             LAQ                        LDTTWA
                                         Lame Ass Quote             Let’s Do The Time                            K
KUTGW                                                               Warp Again                                   L
Keep Up The Good Work                    LB?W/C                                                                  M
                                         Like Bondage? Whips        LF                                           N
KWIM                                     or Chains                  Let’s F***                                   O
Know What I Mean?
                                                                                                                 P
                                                                    LFTI
KWSTA                                                               Looking Forward To It                        Q
Kiss With Serious Tongue Action                                                                                  R
                                                                    LGMAS                                        S
KYFC                                                                Lord Give Me A Sign                          T
Keep Your Fingers Crossed
                                                                                                                 U
                                         LBR and LGR                LHM
KYPO                                     Little Boy’s Room and                                                   V
                                                                    Lord Have Mercy
Keep Your Pants On                       Little Girl’s Room                                                      W
                                                                    LHO                                          X
                                         LBUG or LBIG               Laughing Head Off                            Y
                                         Laughing Because
                                         You’re Gay -or- Laughing                                                Z
                                         Because I’m Gay            LHOS                                         ^
                                                                    Lets Have Online Sex                        100


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LO-LU

                                     L                                                         L                                         Index
                                                                                                                                          Intro
                                                                                                                                           Key
LHSO                                     LMIRL                       LOOL                      LTIC                                       Misc
Let’s Have Sex Online                    Let’s Meet In Real Life     Laughing Outragously      Laughing ‘Til I Cry                          A
                                                                     Out Loud
                                                                                                                                            B
LHU                                      LMK                                                   LTIO
Let’s Hook Up                            Let Me Know                 LOPSOD                    Laughing Til I Orgasm                        C
                                                                     Long On Promises,                                                      D
LIFO                                     LMSO                        Short On Delivery         LTM                                          E
Last In, First Out                       Laughing My Socks Off                                 Laughing To Myself                           F
                                                                     LORE
                                                                     Learn Once, Repeat                                                     G
LIS                                      LMTC                                                  LTNS
Laughing In Silence                      Left a Message To Contact   Everywhere                Long Time No See                             H
                                                                                                                                            I
LJBF                                     LMTCB                       LOU                       LTNT                                         J
Let’s Just Be Friends                    Left Message To Call Back   Laughing Over You         Long Time, No Type                           K
                                                                     LPOS                                                                   L
LKITR                                    LOL                                                   LTR
Little Kid In The Room                   Laughing Out Loud -or-      Lazy Piece Of Sh**        Long Term Relationship                       M
                                         Lots of Love                                                                                       N
LLOM                                                                 LRF                       LTS                                          O
Like Leno on Meth                        LOLA                        Little Rubber Feet        Laughing to Self                             P
                                         Laugh Out Loud Again
                                                                     LSHITIPAL                                                              Q
LLTA                                                                                           LTTIC
Lots and Lots of                         LOLZ                        Laughing So Hard I        Look The Teacher Is                          R
Thunderous Applause                      Lots Of Laughs              Think I Peed A Little     Coming                                       S
                                                                                                                                            T
LMAO                                     LOMBARD                     LSHMBH                    LULU
                                                                     Laughing So Hard                                                       U
Laughing My Ass Off                      Lots Of Money But A                                   Locally Undesirable
                                         Right Dick                  My Belly Hurts            Land Use                                     V
LMFAO                                                                                                                                       W
Laughing My F***ing                      LOML                        LSV                       LUMTP                                        X
Ass Off                                  Love Of My Life             Language, Sex, Violence   Love You More Than Pie                       Y
                                                                     LTHTT                                                                  Z
LMHO                                     LONH                                                  luser
Laughing My Head Off                     Lights On, Nobody Home      Laughing Too Hard         loser                                        ^
                                                                     To Type                                                               100


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M-MI

                                     L                                                            M                                       Index
                                                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                                                            Key
LUSM                                     LYLAB                        M2NY                        MEGO                                     Misc
Love You So Much                         Love You Like a Brother      Me Too, Not Yet             My Eyes Glaze Over                         A
                                                                                                                                             B
LWR                                      LYLAS                        M4C                         meh
Launch When Ready                        Love You Like A Sister       Meet for Coffee             Who cares, whatever                        C
                                                                                                                                             D
LY                                       LYLB                         m4w                         MFD                                        E
Love You                                 Love You Later Bye           men for women               Multi-Function Device                      F
                                                                                                                                             G
LY4E                                     LYMI                         M8 or M8s                   MfG
Love You Forever                         Love You, Mean It            Mate -or- Mates             Mit freundlichen Gruessen                  H
                                                                                                                                             I
LYA                                      LYWAMH                                                   MFIC                                       J
Love You All                             Love You With All My Heart        MATURE                 Mother F***er In Charge                    K
LYB
Love You Babe
                                                                            M                     MFWIC
                                                                                                  Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
                                                                                                                                             L
                                                                                                                                             M
                                                                                                                                             N
LYCYLBB                                                               MA                          MHBFY                                      O
Love You, See You Later,                                              Mature Audience             My Heart Bleeds For You                    P
Bye Bye
                                                                                                                                             Q
                                                                      MAYA                        mhhm
LYKYAMY                                                               Most Advanced Yet           uh huh -or- yeah                           R
Love You, Kiss You,                                                   Accessible                                                             S
Already Miss You                                                                                  MHOTY                                      T
                                                                      MB                          My Hat’s Off To You                        U
LYL                                                                   Message Board
Love You Lots                                                                                                                                V
                                                                                                  MIA
                                                                      MBN                         Missing In Action                          W
                                                                      Must Be Nice                                                           X
                                                                                                  MIHAP                                      Y
                                                                      MBRFN                       May I Have Your Attention                  Z
                                                                      Must Be Real F***ing Nice   Please
                                                                                                                                             ^
                                                                                                                                            100


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MO-MU

                                     M                                                       M                                       Index
                                                                                                                                      Intro
                                                                                                                                       Key
MIL                                      MML                          MOTAS                  MSNUW                                    Misc
Mother-In-Law                            Made Me Laugh                Member Of The          Mini-Skirt No                              A
                                                                      Appropriate Sex        UnderWear
                                                                                                                                        B
MILF                                     MO
Mother I’d Like to F***                  Move On                      MOTD                   MSTM                                       C
                                                                      Message Of The Day     Makes Sense To Me                          D
MIRL                                     MOF                                                                                            E
Meet In Real Life                        Matter Of Fact               MOTOS                  MTBF                                       F
                                                                      Member(s) Of The       Mean Time Before Failure
                                                                      Opposite Sex                                                      G
MITIN                                    MOFO
More Info Than I Needed                  Mother F***er                                       MTF                                        H
                                                                      MOTSS                  More To Follow                             I
MKOP                                     MOMPL                        Member(s) Of The                                                  J
My Kind Of Place                         One Moment Please            Same Sex               MTFBWY                                     K
                                                                                             May The Force Be
                                                                      MPFB                   With You                                   L
MLA                                      MOO
Multiple Letter Acronym                  Mud, Object-Oriented         My Personal F***                                                  M
                                         -or- Matter Of Opinion       Buddy                  MTLA                                       N
MLAS                                                                                         My True Love Always                        O
My Lips Are Sealed                       MOOS                         MRA
                                                                      Moving Right Along                                                P
                                         Member Of The Opposite Sex                          MTSBWY
                                                                                             May The Schwartz Be                        Q
mlm
giving the digital                       MOP                          MRPH                   With You                                   R
middle finger                            MOment Please                Mail the Right Place                                              S
                                                                      for Help               MUAH or MWAH                               T
MM                                       MorF                                                The sound of a kiss
                                                                      MSG                                                               U
Market Maker                             Male or Female
                                                                      Message                MUBAR                                      V
MMHA2U                                   MOS                                                 Messed up Beyond All                       W
My Most Humble                           Mom Over Shoulder            MSMD                   Recognition                                X
Apologies To You                                                      Monkey See
                                                                      Monkey Do                                                         Y
                                         MOSS                                                MUSL
                                                                                                                                        Z
mmk                                      Member(s) Of The Same Sex                           Missing You Sh** Loads
mmm ok                                                                                                                                  ^
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N-NB

                                    M                                     N                                        Index
                                                                                                                    Intro
                                                                                                                     Key
MUSM                                             N-A-Y-L                  NAGB                                      Misc
Miss You So Much                                 In A While               Nearly Almost A Good                        A
                                                                          Bridge
                                                                                                                      B
MVA                                              N/A
Motor Vehicle Accident                           Not Applicable -or-      NAK                                         C
                                                 Not Affiliated           Nursing At Keyboard                         D
MVA no PI                                                                                                             E
Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury   N/M                      NALOPKT                                     F
                                                 Nothing Much             Not A Lot Of People
                                                                          Know That                                   G
MVA w/PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury                                                                           H
                                                                          NASCAR
                                                       Text
                                                                                                                      I
MWBRL                                                                     Non-Athletic Sport Centered                 J
More Will Be Revealed Later                                               Around Rednecks
                                                                                                                      K
                                                                          natch                                       L
MYL
Mind Your Language                                                        Naturally                                   M
                                                 N/T
                                                 No Text                                                              N
MYOB                                                                      NATO                                        O
Mind Your Own Business                                                    No Action, Talk Only
                                                 N1                                                                   P
                                                 Nice One
                                                                          NAVY                                        Q
                                                                          Never Again Volunteer                       R
                                                 N2M                      Yourself
                                                 Not To Mention -or-                                                  S
                                                 Not Too Much                                                         T
                                                                          NAZ
                                                                          Name, Address, Zip                          U
                                                 N2MJCHBU                                                             V
                                                 Not Too Much Just        (also means Nasdaq)
                                                 Chillin, How Bout You?                                               W
                                                                          NB4T                                        X
                                                 NAB                      Not Before Time
                                                                                                                      Y
                                                 Not A Blonde                                                         Z
                                                                          NBD
                                                                          No Big Deal                                 ^
                                                 NADT                                                                100
                                                 Not A Damn Thing


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NF-NM

                                     N                                                            N                                        Index
                                                                                                                                            Intro
                                                                                                                                             Key
NBFAB                                    ne1er                           NFW                      NIMBY                                     Misc
Not Bad For A Beginner                   anyone here?                    No F***ing Way -or-      Not In My Back Yard                         A
                                                                         No Feasible Way
                                                                                                                                              B
NBFABS                                   Ne2H                                                     NIMJD
Not Bad For A Bot Stopper                Need To Have                    NG                       Not In My Job Description                   C
                                                                         New Game                                                             D
NBIF                                     NEET                                                     NIMQ                                        E
No Basis In Fact                         Not currently Engaged in        NGB                      Not In My Queue                             F
                                         Employment, Education,          Nearly Good Bridge
                                         or Training                                                                                          G
NBLFY                                                                                             NIMY
Nothing But Love For You                                                 NH                       Never In A Million Years                    H
                                         NESEC                           Nice Hand                                                            I
NBS                                      Any Second                                               NINO                                        J
No Bull Sh**                                                             NHOH                     Nothing In, Nothing Out                     K
                                         NEV                             Never Heard Of Him/Her   -or- No Input, No Output
                                         Neighborhood Electric Vehicle                                                                        L
NC
Nice Crib                                                                NI4NI                    NISM                                        M
                                         NEWS                            An Eye For An Eye        Need I Say More                             N
NCG                                      North, East, West, South                                                                             O
New College Graduate                                                     NICE                     NITL                                        P
                                         NFBSK                           Nonsense In Crappy       Not In This Lifetime
                                         Not For British School Kids     Existence                                                            Q
NDN
Indian                                                                                            NIYWFD                                      R
                                         NFC                             NIFOC                    Not In Your Wildest                         S
ne                                       Not Favorably Considered        Nude In Front Of The     F***ing Dreams                              T
                                         -or- No F***ing Chance          Computer
Any                                                                                                                                           U
                                                                                                  NLL
                                         NFF                             NIGYYSOB                 Nice Little Lady                            V
ne-wayz                                  No F***ing Fair                 Now I’ve Got You, You                                                W
anyways
                                                                         Son Of a B*tch           NM                                          X
ne1                                      NFG                                                      Never Mind -or- Nothing                     Y
Anyone
                                         Not F***ing GoodNFI             NIH                      Much -or- Nice Move
                                                                         Not Invented Here                                                    Z
                                         NFS                                                      nm, u                                       ^
ne14kfc                                                                                                                                      100
anyone for KFC?
                                         Need For Sex -or- Network       NIM                      not much, you?
                                         File System                     No Internal Message

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NS-NY

                                    N                                                              N                                        Index
                                                                                                                                             Intro
                                                                                                                                              Key
NME                                     NOA                            NSA                         NTW                                       Misc
Enemy                                   Not Online Anymore             No Strings Attached         Not To Worry                                A
                                                                                                                                               B
NMH                                     NOFI                           NSFW                        NTYMI
Not Much Here                           No OFfense Intended            Not Safe For Work           Now That You Mention It                     C
                                                                                                                                               D
NMHJC                                   NOS                            NSS                         NUB                                         E
Not Much Here, Just Chilling            New Old Stock                  No Sh** Sherlock            New person to a site                        F
                                                                                                   or game
NMP                                                                                                                                            G
                                        NOY                            NTA
Not My Problem                          Not Online Yet                 Not This Again              NUFF                                        H
                                                                                                   Enough Said                                 I
NMTE                                    NOYB                           nth                                                                     J
Now More Than Ever                      None Of Your Business          nothing                     NVM                                         K
                                                                                                   NeVer Mind
NMU                                                                                                                                            L
                                        NP                             NTIM
Not Much, You?                          No Problem -or- Nosy Parents   Not That It Matters         NVNG                                        M
                                                                                                   Nothing Ventured,                           N
NN                                      NQA                            NTIMM                       Nothing Gained                              O
Not Now -or- Need                       No Questions Asked             Not That It                                                             P
                                                                       Matters Much                NW
NNCIMINTFZ                                                                                         No Way                                      Q
                                        NQOCD
Not Now Chief, I’m In The               Not Quite Our Class Dear       NTK                                                                     R
F ***in’ Zone                                                          Nice To Know                NWAL                                        S
                                        NR                                                         Nerd Without A Life                         T
NNR                                     Nice Roll                      NTM                                                                     U
Need Not Respond                                                       Not That Much               NWR
                                                                                                   Not Work Related                            V
                                        NRG
NNWW                                    Energy                         NTMU                                                                    W
Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink                                               Nice To Meet You            NYC                                         X
                                        NRN                                                        Not Your Concern                            Y
NO                                      No Reply Necessary             NTTAWWT                                                                 Z
Not Online                                                             Not That There’s Anything   NYCFS
                                                                       Wrong With That             New York City Finger Salute                 ^
                                        NS                                                                                                    100
no praw                                 Nice Set
no problem

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OM-OS

                                    O                                                           O                                       Index
                                                                                                                                         Intro
                                                                                                                                          Key
O                                       OC                              OMB                     OO                                       Misc
Opponent -or- Over                      Original Character -or-         Oh My Buddha            Over and Out                               A
                                        Own Character
                                                                                                                                           B
OAO                                                                     OMDB                    OOAK
Over And Out                            OCD                             Over My Dead Body       One Of A Kind                              C
                                        Obsessive Compulsive Disorder                                                                      D
OATUS                                                                   OMFG                    OOC                                        E
On A Totally Unrelated Subject          ODTAA                           Oh My F***ing God       Out Of Character                           F
                                        One Damn Thing After Another                            -or- Out Of Control
                                                                                                                                           G
OAUS                                                                    OMG
On An Unrelated Subject                 OIC                             Oh My God               OOF                                        H
                                        Oh, I See                                               Out Of Facility                            I
OB                                                                      OMIK                                                               J
Obligatory                              OICU812                         Open Mouth, Insert      OOI                                        K
                                        Oh I See, You Ate One Too       Keyboard                Out Of Interest
                                                                                                                                           L
OBE
Overcome By Events                      OK                              OML                     OOO                                        M
                                        All Correct                     Oh My Lord              Out Of Office                              N
OBO                                                                                                                                        O
Or Best Offer                           OL                              OMW                     OOS                                        P
                                        Old Lady                        On My Way               Out Of Stock
                                                                                                                                           Q
OBTW
Oh By The Way                           OLL                             ONID                    OOTB                                       R
                                        OnLine Love                     Oh No I Didn’t          Out Of The Box -or-                        S
                                                                                                Out Of The Blue                            T
                                        OLN                             ONNA                                                               U
                                        OnLine Netiquette               Oh No, Not Again        OOTC
                                                                                                Obligatory On Topic                        V
                                        OLO                             ONNTA                   Comment                                    W
                                        Only Laughed Once               Oh No, Not This Again                                              X
OBX                                                                                             OSIF                                       Y
                                        OM                              ONUD                    Oh Sh** I Forgot
Old Battle Axe                                                                                                                             Z
                                        Old Man                         Oh No You Didn’t
                                                                                                                                           ^
                                                                                                                                          100


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P-PD

                                     O                                                       P                                            Index
                                                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                                                            Key
OSINTOT                                  OTP                       P                         PAW                                           Misc
Oh Sh** I Never                          On The Phone              Partner                   Parents Are Watching                            A
Thought Of That
                                                                                                                                             B
                                         OTT                       P&C                       PB
OST                                      Over The Top              Private & Confidential    Potty Break                                     C
On Second Thought                                                                                                                            D
                                         OTTOMH                    P-ZA                      PBB                                             E
OT                                       Off The Top Of My Head    Pizza                     Parent Behind Back                              F
Off Topic
                                                                                                                                             G
                                         OTW                       P2C2E                     PBEM
OTASOIC                                  Off The Wall              Process Too Complicated   Play By EMail                                   H
Owing To A Slight                                                  To Explain                                                                I
Oversight In Construction                OUSU                                                PBJ                                             J
                                         Oh, You Shut Up           P2U4URAQTP                Peanut Butter and Jelly                         K
OTC                                                                Peace To You For You      -or- Pretty Boy Jock
Over The Counter                                                   Are A Cutie Pie                                                           L
                                         OWTTE
                                         Or Words To That Effect                             PC                                              M
OTF                                                                P911                      Personal Computer                               N
Off The Floor -or- On                    OZ                        Parent Alert              -or- Politically Correct                        O
The phone (Fone)                         Australia                                                                                           P
                                                                   PA                        PCM
OTH                                                                Parent Alert              Please Call Me                                  Q
Off The Hook                                                                                                                                 R
                                                                                             PD                                              S
OTL                                                                                          Public Domain                                   T
Out To Lunch
                                                                                                                                             U
                                                                                             PDA
OTOH                                                                                         Personal Digital                                V
On The Other Hand                                                                            Assistant -or- Public                           W
                                                                                             Display of Affection                            X
                                                                   PAL
                                                                   Parents Are Listening                                                     Y
                                                                                             PDOMA
                                                                                             Pulled Directly Out Of                          Z
                                                                   PANS                      My Ass                                          ^
                                                                   Pretty Awesome                                                           100
                                                                   New Stuff


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PI-PO

                                     P                                                            P                                       Index
                                                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                                                            Key
PDQ                                      PHS                           pix                        PMIGBOM                                  Misc
Pretty Darn Quick                        Pointy Haired Stupidvisor     pictures -or- photos       Put Mind In Gear Before                    A
                                                                                                  Opening Mouth
                                                                                                                                             B
PDS                                      PIAPS                         PLO
Please Don’t Shout                       Pig In A Pant Suit            Peace, Love, Out           PMJI                                       C
                                                                                                  Pardon My Jumping In                       D
PEBCAC                                   PIBKAC                        PLOKTA                                                                E
Problem Exists Between                   Problem Is Between Keyboard   Press Lots Of Keys         PML                                        F
Chair And Computer                       And Chair                     To Abort                   Pissing Myself Laughing
                                                                                                                                             G
PEBCAK                                   PICNIC                        PLOS                       PMP                                        H
Problem Exists Between                   Problem In Chair, Not         Parents Looking            Peeing My Pants                            I
Chair And Keyboard                       In Computer                   Over Shoulder                                                         J
                                                                                                  PMSL                                       K
PEEP                                     PIF                           PLS                        Pissed MySelf Laughing
                                         Paid In Full                  Please                                                                L
People Engaged and
Empowered for Peace                                                                               PNATMBC                                    M
                                         PIMP                          PLZ                        Pay No Attention To                        N
peeps                                    Peeing In My Pants            Please                     Man Behind the Curtain                     O
people                                                                                                                                       P
                                         PIMPL                         PM                         PNCAH
                                         Peeing In My Pants Laughing   Personal Message           Please, No Cursing                         Q
PFA
Pulled From Ass -or-                                                   -or- Private Message       Allowed Here                               R
Please Find Attached                     PIN                                                                                                 S
                                         Person In Need                PMBI                       PND                                        T
PFC                                                                    Pardon My Butting In       Possibly Not Definitely -or-
                                                                                                  Personal Navigation Device                 U
Pretty F***ing Cold                      PIR
                                         Parent In Room                PMF                                                                   V
phat                                                                   Pardon My French           PO                                         W
Pretty Hot And Tempting                  PITA                          -or- Pure Freaking Magic   Piss Off                                   X
                                         Pain In The Ass                                                                                     Y
PHB                                                                    PMFJI                      POAHF
                                                                       Pardon Me For              Put On A Happy Face                        Z
Pointy Haired Boss                       PITMEMBOAM
                                         Peace In The Middle East My   Jumping In                                                            ^
                                         Brother Of Another Mother                                                                          100


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PU-PW

                                     P                                                               P                     Index
                                                                                                                            Intro
                                                                                                                             Key
POAK                                     PP                             PU                                                  Misc
Passed Out At Keyboard                   People                         That Stinks                                           A
                                                                                                                              B
POMS                                     PPL                            puter
Parent Over My Shoulder                  Pay-Per-Lead -or- People       computer                                              C
                                                                                                                              D
PONA                                     pron                           PVP                                                   E
Person Of No Account                     porn                           Player Versus Player                                  F
                                                                                                                              G
POS                                      PRW                            PWAS
Parent Over Shoulder                     Parents Are Watching           Prayer Wheels Are Spinning                            H
-or- Piece Of Sh**                                                                                                            I
                                         PS                             PWCB                                                  J
POSC                                     Post Script                    Person Will Call Back                                 K
Piece Of Sh** Computer
                                                                                                                              L
                                         PSA                            pwn
POSSLQ                                   Public Service Announcement    own                                                   M
Persons of the Opposite                                                                                                       N
Sex Sharing Living Quarters              PSO                            pwnt                                                  O
                                         Product Superior to Operator   owned                                                 P
POTATO
Person Over Thirty Acting                                                                                                     Q
                                         PTH                            PWP
Twenty One                               Prime Tanning Hours            Plot, What Plot?                                      R
                                                                                                                              S
POTS                                     PTMM                                                                                 T
Plain Old Telephone System               Please Tell Me More
-or- Pat On The Shoulder                                                                                                      U
                                                                                                                              V
                                         PTP
POTUS                                    Pardon The Pun                                                                       W
President of the United States                                                                                                X
                                         PTPOP                                                                                Y
POV                                      Pat The Pissed Off Primate
Point Of View                                                                                                                 Z
                                                                                                                              ^
                                                                                                                             100


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R-RH

                                     Q                                             R                                       Index
                                                                                                                            Intro
                                                                                                                             Key
Q2C                                      QS                   r                    RBTL                                     Misc
Quick To Cum                             Quit Scrolling       are                  Read Between                               A
                                                                                   The Lines
                                                                                                                              B
QC                                       QT                   r u goin
Quality Control                          Cutie                are you going?       RC                                         C
                                                                                   Remote Control                             D
QFT                                      QYB                                                                                  E
Quoted For Truth -or-                    Quit Your Bitching                        RCI                                        F
Quit F***ing Talking                                                Hellooooo...   Rectal Cranial Inversion
                                                                                                                              G
QL                                                                                 RE                                         H
Quit Laughing                                                                      Regards -or- Reply                         I
                                                                                   -or- Hello Again
                                                              R U there?                                                      J
QLS                                                           Are you there?                                                  K
Reply                                                                              REHI
                                                                                   Hi Again                                   L
                                                              R&D                                                             M
                                                              Research &
                                                              Development          RFD                                        N
     “day”                                                    R&R
                                                                                   Request For Discussion                     O
                                                                                                                              P
                                                              Rest & Relaxation    RFR
                                                                                   Really F***ing Rich                        Q
QOTD                                                          RAEBNC                                                          R
Quote Of The Day                                              Read And Enjoyed,    RFS                                        S
                                                              But No Comment       Really F***ing Soon                        T
QQ                                                                                                                            U
Quick Question -or- Cry More                                  RAT                  RGR
                                                                                   Roger                                      V
                                                              Remotely Activated
                                                              Trojan                                                          W
                                                                                   RHIP                                       X
                                                              RB@Ya                Rank Has Its Privileges                    Y
                                                              Right Back at Ya                                                Z
                                                                                   RHK
                                                                                   RoundHouse Kick                            ^
                                                              RBAY                                                           100
                                                              Right Back At You


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RO-RT

                                     R                                                       R                                         Index
                                                                                                                                        Intro
                                                                                                                                         Key
RIYL                                     RN                          ROTGLMAO                RTBS                                       Misc
Recommended If                           Right Now                   Rolling On The Ground   Reason To Be Single                          A
You Like                                                             Laughing My Ass Off
                                                                                                                                          B
                                         RNN                                                 RTFAQ
RKBA                                     Reply Not Necessary         ROTM                    Read The FAQ                                 C
Right to Keep and                                                    Right On The Money                                                   D
Bear Arms                                ROFL                                                RTFF                                         E
                                         Rolling On Floor Laughing   RPG                     Read The F***ing                             F
RL                                                                   Role Playing Games      FAQ
Real Life                                                                                                                                 G
                                         ROR
                                         Raffing Out Roud (in        RRQ                     RTFM                                         H
RLCO                                     scooby-doo dialect)         Return Receipt          Read The F***ing                             I
Real Life Conference                                                 reQuested               Manual                                       J
                                         ROTFL                                                                                            K
RLF                                      Rolling On The Floor        RRR                     RTFQ
Real Life Friend                         Laughing                    haR haR haR             Read The F***ing                             L
                                                                     (instead of LOL)        Question                                     M
RM                                       ROTFLMAO                                                                                         N
Remake                                   Rolling On The Floor        RSN                     RTH                                          O
                                         Laughing My Ass Off         Real Soon Now           Release The Hounds
                                                                                                                                          P
RMETTH
Rolling My Eyes To                       ROTFLMFAO                   RSVP                    RTK                                          Q
The Heavens                              Rolling On The Floor        Repondez S’il           Return To Keyboard                           R
                                         Laughing My F***ing         Vous Plait                                                           S
RMLB                                     Ass Off                                             RTM or RTFM                                  T
Read My Lips Baby                                                    RT                      Read The Manual
                                         ROTFLOL                     Real Time               -or- Read The F***ing                        U
RMMA                                     Rolling On The Floor                                Manual                                       V
Reading My Mind Again                    Laughing Out Loud           RTB                                                                  W
                                                                     Returning To Base       RTSM                                         X
RMMM                                     ROTGL                       (home)                  Read The Silly Manual
                                         Rolling On The Ground                                                                            Y
Read My Mail Man
                                         Laughing                    RTBM                    RTTSD                                        Z
                                                                     Read The Bloody         Right Thing To Say                           ^
                                                                     Manual                  Dude                                        100


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S-SE

                                    R                                                         S                                       Index
                                                                                                                                       Intro
                                                                                                                                        Key
RTWFQ                                   RUS                         S                         SBI                                      Misc
Read The Whole                          Are You Serious?            Smile                     Sorry ‘Bout It                             A
F***ing Question
                                                                                                                                         B
                                        RUSOS                       S2R                       SBTA
RU                                      Are You SOS                 Send To Receive           Sorry, Being Thick Again                   C
Are You?                                (in trouble)?                                                                                    D
                                                                    S2U                       SBUG                                       E
RU/18                                   RUT                         Same To You               Small Bald Unaudacious                     F
Are You Over 18?                        Are You There?                                        Goal
                                                                                                                                         G
                                                                    S4B
RUFKM                                   RUUP4IT                     Sh** for Brains           SCNR                                       H
Are You F***ing                         Are You Up For It?                                    Sorry, Could Not Resist                    I
Kidding Me?                                                         S4L                                                                  J
                                        RX                          Spam For Life             SDK                                        K
RUH                                     Regards                                               Scottie Doesn’t Know -or-
Are You Horny?                                                                                Software Developer’s Kit                   L
                                                                    SADAD
                                        RYFM                        Suck A Dick And Die                                                  M
RUMCYMHMD                               Read Your Friendly Manual                             sec                                        N
Are You on Medication                                                                         wait a second                              O
Cause You Must Have                     RYO
Missed a Dose                                                                                 SED                                        P
                                        Roll Your Own
                                                                                              Said Enough Darling                        Q
RUMORF                                                                     Mom                                                           R
                                        RYS
Are You Male                            Read Your Screen                                      SEG                                        S
OR Female?                                                                                    Sh** Eating Grin
                                                                    SAHM                                                                 T
                                                                    Stay At Home Mom                                                     U
RUNTS                                                                                         SEP
Are You Nuts?                                                                                 Somebody Else’s Problem                    V
                                                                    SAIA                                                                 W
                                                                    Stupid Asses In Action
RUOK                                                                                          SETE                                       X
Are You OK?                                                                                   Smiling Ear To Ear
                                                                    SAPFU                                                                Y
                                                                    Surpassing All Previous                                              Z
                                                                    Foul Ups                  SEWAG
                                                                                              Scientifically Engineered                  ^
                                                                                              Wild Ass Guess                            100
                                                                    SB
                                                                    Stand By

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SK-SO

                                     S                                                            S                                         Index
                                                                                                                                             Intro
                                                                                                                                              Key
SF                                       SIC                              sk8er                   SMB                                        Misc
Surfer Friendly -or-                     Spelling Is Correct              skater                  Suck My Balls                                A
Science Fiction
                                                                                                                                               B
                                         SICL                             sk8r                    SME
SFAIAA                                   Sitting In Chair Laughing        skater                  Subject Matter Expert                        C
So Far As I Am Aware                                                                                                                           D
                                         SICS                             SL                      SMEM                                         E
SFETE                                    Sitting In Chair Snickering      Second Life             Send Me E-Mail                               F
Smiling From Ear To Ear
                                                                                                                                               G
                                         SII                              SLAP                    SMH
SFLA                                     Seriously Impaired Imagination   Sounds Like A Plan      Shaking My Head                              H
Stupid Four Letter Acronym                                                                                                                     I
                                         SIL                              SLAW                    SMIM                                         J
SFTTM                                    Sister-In-Law                    Sounds Like A Winner    Send Me an Instant Message                   K
Stop F***ing Talking To Me
                                                                                                                                               L
                                         SIP                              SLIRK                   SMOP
SFX                                      Skiing In Powder                 Smart Little Rich Kid   Small Matter of Programming                  M
Sound Effects -or-                                                                                                                             N
Stage Effects                            SIT                              SLM                     smt                                          O
                                         Stay In Touch                    See Last Mail           something                                    P
SH
Sh** Happens                                                                                                                                   Q
                                         SITCOM                           SLOM                    SNAFU
                                         Single Income, Two Children,     Sticking Leeches        Situation Normal, All                        R
SHB                                      Oppressive Mortgage              On Myself               F***ed Up                                    S
Should Have Been                                                                                                                               T
                                         SITD                             SLT                     SNAG                                         U
shhh                                     Still In The Dark                Something Like That     Sensitive New Age Guy
quiet                                                                                                                                          V
                                         SIUP                             SM                      SNERT                                        W
SHID                                     Suck It Up Pussy                 Senior Moment           Snotty Nosed Egotistical                     X
Slap Head In Disgust                                                                              Rotten Teenager                              Y
                                         SIUYA                            SMAIM                                                                Z
SHMILY                                   Shove It Up Your Ass             Send Me An Instant      SO
See How Much                                                              Message                 Significant Other                            ^
I Love You                                                                                                                                    100


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SS-SU

                                     S                                                        S                                       Index
                                                                                                                                       Intro
                                                                                                                                        Key
SOB                                      SOP                            SSEWBA                STS                                      Misc
Son Of a B*tch                           Standard Operating Procedure   Someday Soon,         So To Speak                                A
                                                                        Everything Will
                                                                        Be Acronyms                                                      B
SOBT                                     SorG                                                 STW
Stressed Out Big Time                    Straight or Gay                                      Search The Web                             C
                                                                        SSIA                                                             D
SOGOP                                    SOS                            Subject Says It All   STYS                                       E
Sh** Or Get Off the Pot                  Same Old Sh** -or- help                              Speak To You Soon                          F
                                                                        STBY
                                                                        Sucks To Be You                                                  G
SOH                                      SOT                                                  SU
Sense Of Humor                           Short On Time                                        Shut Up                                    H
                                                                        STD                                                              I
SOHF                                     SOTMG                          Seal The Deal         SUAC                                       J
Sense Of Humor Failure                   Short On Time, Must Go         -or- Sexually         Sh** Up A Creek
                                                                        Transmitted Disease                                              K
                                                                                                                                         L
SOI                                      SOW                                                  SUAKM
Self Owning Idiot                        Speaking Of Which -or-         STFU                  Shut Up And Kiss Me                        M
                                         Statement Of Work              Shut The F*** Up                                                 N
SOIAR                                                                                         SUFI                                       O
Sit On It And Rotate                     soz                            STFW                  Super Finger -or- Shut
                                                                        Search The                                                       P
                                         Sorry                                                Up F***ing Imbecile
                                                                        F***ing Web                                                      Q
sok
it’s ok                                  SRO                                                  SUFID                                      R
                                         Standing Room Only             sth                   Screwing Up Face                           S
                                                                        something             In Disgust
SOL                                                                                                                                      T
Sh** Out of Luck                         srsly                                                                                           U
                                         seriously                      STM                   SUL
                                                                        Spank The Monkey      Snooze You Lose                            V
some1
someone                                  SSC                                                                                             W
                                         Super Sexy Cute                STPPYNOZGTW           sup                                        X
                                                                        Stop Picking Your     what’s up?
SOMY                                                                    Nose, Get To Work                                                Y
Sick Of Me Yet                           SSDD                                                                                            Z
                                         Same Sh** Different Day                              sux
SOOYA                                                                   STR8                  sucks                                      ^
                                                                        Straight                                                        100
Snake Out Of Your Ass


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T-TB

                                    S                                                      T                                      Index
                                                                                                                                   Intro
                                                                                                                                    Key
SUYF                                    SWIM                      T&C                      TANSTAAFL                               Misc
Shut Up You Fool                        See What I Mean?          Terms & Conditions       There Ain’t No Such                       A
                                                                                           Thing As A Free Lunch
                                                                                                                                     B
SWAG                                    SWIS                      T@YL
Scientific Wild Ass                     See What I’m Saying       Talk At You Later        TAP                                       C
Guess -and- SoftWare                                                                       Take A Pill                               D
And Giveaways                           SWL                       TA                                                                 E
                                        Screaming With Laughter   Thanks Again             TARFU                                     F
SWAK                                                                                       Things Are Really
Sealed (or Sent) With                                                                      F***ed Up                                 G
                                        SWMBO                     TABOOMA
A Kiss                                  She Who Must Be Obeyed    Take A Bite Out                                                    H
                                                                  Of My Ass                TAS                                       I
SWALBCAKWS                              SWU                                                Taking A Shower                           J
Sealed With A Lick                      So What’s Up              TAF
Because A Kiss                                                                                                                       K
                                                                  That’s All, Folks        TAW
Won’t Stick                                                                                Teachers Are Watching                     L
                                        SYL
                                        See You Later             TAFN                                                               M
SWALK                                                             That’s All For Now       TBA                                       N
Sealed With A                                                                              To Be Advised
Loving Kiss
                                        SYS                                                                                          O
                                        See You Soon                                                                                 P
                                                                                           TBC
SWDYT                                   SYT                                                To Be Continued                           Q
So What Do You Think?                                                                                                                R
                                        See You Tomorrow
                                                                                           TBD                                       S
sweet<3                                 s^                                                 To Be Determined
sweetheart                                                                                                                           T
                                        what’s up?                TAH                                                                U
                                                                  Take A Hike              TBE
SWF                                                                                        Thick Between Ears                        V
Single White Female                                                                                                                  W
                                                                  TAKS
                                                                  That’s A Knee Slapper    TBH                                       X
                                                                                           To Be Honest                              Y
                                                                  TANJ                                                               Z
                                                                  There Ain’t No Justice   TBYB
                                                                                           Try Before You Buy                        ^
                                                                                                                                    100


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TI-TM

                                     T                                                           T                                        Index
                                                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                                                            Key
TC                                       TFN                           TIC                       TKU4UK                                    Misc
Take Care                                Thanks For Nothing            Tongue In Cheek           Thank You For                               A
                                         -or- Til Further Notice                                 Your Kindness
                                                                                                                                             B
TCB                                                                    TIGAS
Trouble Came Back                        TFS                           Think I Give A Sh**       TLA                                         C
                                         Thanks For Sharing                                      Three Letter Acronym                        D
TCOY                                     -or- Three Finger Salute      TILII                                                                 E
Take Care Of Yourself                                                  Tell It Like It Is        TLC                                         F
                                         TFTHAOT                                                 Tender Loving Care
                                         Thanks For The Help                                                                                 G
TDM                                                                    TINGTES
Too Darn Many                            Ahead Of Time                 There Is No Gravity,      TLGO                                        H
                                                                       The Earth Sucks           The List Goes On                            I
TDTM                                     TFTT                                                                                                J
Talk Dirty To Me                         Thanks For The Thought        TINWIS                    TLITBC                                      K
                                                                       That Is Not What I Said   That’s Life In The Big City
                                         TFX                                                                                                 L
TEOTWAWKI
The End Of The World                     Traffic                       TISC                      TLK2UL8R                                    M
As We Know It                                                          This Is So Cool           Talk To You Later                           N
                                         TGAL                                                                                                O
TFDS                                     Think Globally, Act Locally   TISL                      TM                                          P
That’s For Darn Sure                                                   This Is So Lame           Trust Me
                                         TGGTG                                                                                               Q
TFH                                      That Girl/Guy has Got To Go   TISNC                     TMA                                         R
Thread From Hell                                                       This Is So Not Cool       Too Many Acronyms                           S
                                         TGIF                                                                                                T
TFLMS                                    Thank God It’s Friday         TISNF                     TMI                                         U
Thanks For Letting                                                     That Is So Not Fair       Too Much Information
Me Share                                 THX or TX or THKS                                                                                   V
                                         Thanks                        TISNT                     TMSGO                                       W
TFM                                                                    That Is So Not True       Too Much Sh** Going On                      X
Thanks From Me                           TIA                                                                                                 Y
                                         Thanks In Advance             TK                        TMTOWTDI                                    Z
TFMIU                                                                  To Come                   There’s More Than
The F***ing Manual                       TIAIL                                                   One Way To Do It                            ^
Is Unreadable                            Think I Am In Love                                                                                 100


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TS-TT

                                     T                                                         T                                          Index
                                                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                                                            Key
TNA                                      TP                               TSNF                 TTKSF                                       Misc
Temporarily Not Available                Team Player -or- TelePort        That’s So Not Fair   Trying To Keep a                              A
                                                                                               Straight Face
                                                                                                                                             B
TNC                                      TPC                              TSOB
Tongue In Cheek                          The Phone Company                Tough Son Of         TTMF                                          C
                                                                          a B*tch              Ta Ta MOFO                                    D
TNT                                      TPS                                                                                                 E
Til Next Time                            That’s Pretty Stupid             TSR                  TTS                                           F
                                                                          Totally Stuck in     Text To Speech
                                                                          RAM -or- Totally                                                   G
TNTL                                     TPTB
Trying Not To Laugh                      The Powers That Be               Stupid Rules         TTT                                           H
                                                                                               That’s The Ticket                             I
TNX                                      TQM                              TSRA                 -or- To The Top -or-                          J
Thanks                                   Total Quality Management         Two Shakes of a      Thought That Too
                                                                          Rat’s Ass                                                          K
                                                                                               TTTHTFAL                                      L
to go nookleer                           TRAM
to explode                               The Rest Are Mine                TT                   Talk To The Hand The                          M
                                                                          Big Tease            Face Ain’t Listening                          N
TOBAL                                    TRDMC                                                                                               O
There Oughta Be A Law                    Tears Running Down My Cheeks     TTA                  TTTKA
                                                                          Tap That Ass         Time To Totally Kick Ass                      P
                                                                                                                                             Q
TOBG                                     tripdub
This Oughta Be Good                      triple w                         TTBOMK               TTTT                                          R
                                                                          To The Best Of       To Tell The Truth                             S
                                                                          My Knowledge
TOM                                      troo                                                                                                T
Tomorrow                                 true                                                  TTUL
                                                                          TTFN                 Talk To You Later                             U
                                                                          Ta Ta For Now                                                      V
TOPCA                                    TS
Til Our Paths Cross Again                Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks                        TTYAWFN                                       W
                                                                          TTG                  Talk To You A While                           X
                                                                          Time to Go           From Now
TOT                                      TSIA                                                                                                Y
Tons Of Time                             This Says It All                                                                                    Z
                                                                          TTIOT                TTYL
                                                                          The Truth Is         Talk To You Later -or-                        ^
TOY                                      TSIF                             Out There            Type To You Later                            100
Thinking Of You                          Thank Science It’s Friday


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U-UR

                                     T                                                   U                                         Index
                                                                                                                                    Intro
                                                                                                                                     Key
TTYT                                     TXT IM                    u                     UG2BK                                      Misc
Talk To You Tomorrow                     Text Instant Message      You                   You’ve Got To                                A
                                                                                         Be Kidding
TVM4YEM                                                                                                                               B
                                         TXT MSG                   u up
Thank You Very Much                      text message              are you up?           UGC                                          C
For Your E-Mail                                                                          User-Generated Content                       D
                                         TY                        U-L                                                                E
TWHAB                                    Thank You                 You Will              unPC
This Won’t Hurt A Bit                                                                    unPolitically Correct                        F
                                                                                                                                      G
                                         TYCLO                     U2
TWHE                                     Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off   You Too               UNTCO                                        H
The Walls Have Ears                                                                      You Need To Chill Out                        I
                                         TYG                                                                                          J
TWIMC                                    There You Go                                    UOK
                                                                                                                                      K
To Whom It May
Concern                                  TYVM                             EAT            Are You OK?
                                                                                                                                      L
                                         Thank You Very Much                             UPOD                                         M
TWITA                                                                                    Under Promise                                N
That’s What I’m Talking                                                                  Over Deliver
About                                                              u8                                                                 O
                                                                   you ate?                                                           P
                                                                                         ur
TWIWI                                                                                    you are                                      Q
That Was Interesting,                                              UBS                                                                R
Wasn’t It?                                                         Unique Buying State
                                                                                         UR2K                                         S
                                                                                         You Are Too Kind
TXS                                                                UCWAP                                                              T
Thanks                                                             Up a Creek Without                                                 U
                                                                   A Paddle              URAPITA
                                                                                         You Are A Pain In The Ass                    V
                                                                   UDH82BME                                                           W
                                                                   You’d Hate To Be Me   URSAI                                        X
                                                                                         You Are Such An Idiot
                                                                                                                                      Y
                                                                   UDM                                                                Z
                                                                   You’re the Man        URW
                                                                                         You Are Welcome                              ^
                                                                                                                                     100


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V-VW

                                     U                               V                                    Index
                                                                                                           Intro
                                                                                                            Key
URWS                                     VBG                         VSF                                   Misc
You Are Wise                             Very Big Grin               Very Sad Face                           A
                                                                                                             B
URYY4M                                   VBS                         VWD
You Are Too Wise For Me                  Very Big Smile              Very Well Done                          C
                                                                                                             D
URZ                                      VC                          VWP                                     E
yours                                    Venture Capital             Very Well Played                        F
                                                                                                             G
USP                                      VCDA
Unique Selling Proposition               Vaya Con Dios, Amigo                                                H
                                                                                                             I
UTM                                      VEG                                                                 J
You Tell Me                              Very Evil Grin                                                      K
                                                                                                             L
UV

                                              $
Unpleasant Visual                                                                                            M
                                                                                                             N
UWIWU                                                                                                        O
You Wish I Was You                                                                                           P
                                                                                                             Q
                                         VFM                                                                 R
                                         Value For Money
                                                                                                             S
                                         VGN                                                                 T
                                         Vegan -or- Vegetarian                                               U
                                                                                                             V
                                         VM                                                                  W
                                         Voice Mail
                                                                                                             X
                                         VRBS                                                                Y
                                         Virtual Reality Bull Sh**                                           Z
                                                                                                             ^
                                                                                                            100


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WB-WI

                                     W                                                      W                                          Index
                                                                                                                                        Intro
                                                                                                                                         Key
w’s^                                     WAEF                           WBS                 WDYS                                        Misc
what’s up?                               When All Else Fails            Write Back Soon     What Did You Say?                             A
                                                                                                                                          B
W/                                       WAFB                           WBU                 WDYT
With                                     What A F***ing Bitch           What ‘Bout You?     What Do You Think?                            C
                                                                                                                                          D
                                         WAFM                           WC                  WE                                            E
                                         What A F***ing Mess            Who Cares           Whatever

     TGIF
                                                                                                                                          F
                                                                                                                                          G
                                         WAFS                           WCA                 WEG
                                         Warm And Fuzzies               Who Cares Anyway    Wicked Evil Grin                              H
                                                                                                                                          I
W/E                                      WAG                            WD                  WETSU                                         J
Weekend                                  Wild Ass Guess                 Well Done           We Eat This Sh** Up                           K
                                                                                                                                          L
W/O                                      WAI                            WDALYIC             WF
Without                                  What An Idiot                  Who Died And Left   Way Fun                                       M
                                                                        You In Charge?                                                    N
w00t                                     WAK                                                WFM                                           O
We Own the                               What A Kiss                    WDDD                Works For Me                                  P
Other Team                                                              Woopie Doo Da Dey
                                                                                                                                          Q
                                         WAMBAM                                             WG
w4m                                      Web Application Meets Brick    WDR                 Wicked Grin                                   R
women for men                            And Mortar                     With Due Respect                                                  S
                                                                                            WGAFF                                         T
W8                                       WAYD                           WDT                 Who Gives A                                   U
Wait                                     What Are You Doing?            Who Does That?      Flying F***
                                                                                                                                          V
W9                                       WAYN                           WDYM                WIBAMU                                        W
Wife in room                             Where Are You Now?             What Do You Mean?   Well, I’ll Be A                               X
                                                                                            Monkey’s Uncle                                Y
WAD                                      WB                             WDYMBT                                                            Z
Without A Doubt                          Welcome Back -or- Write Back   What Do You Mean    WIBNI
                                                                        By That?            Wouldn’t It Be Nice If                        ^
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WO-WT

                                     W                                                    W                                        Index
                                                                                                                                    Intro
                                                                                                                                     Key
WIIFM                                    WLMIRL                   woot                    WTB                                       Misc
What’s In It For Me                      Would Like to Meet       We Own the Other Team   Want To Buy                                 A
                                         In Real Life
WILCO                                                                                                                                 B
                                                                  WOP                     WTF
Will Comply                              WMHGB                    With Out Papers         What The F***                               C
                                         Where Many Have                                                                              D
WIM                                      Gone Before              WOTAM                   WTFDYJS                                     E
Woe Is Me                                                         Waste Of Time           What The F*** Did                           F
                                         WMMOWS                   And Money               You Just Say?
WIP                                      Wash My Mouth Out                                                                            G
Work In Process                          With Soap                WOTD                    WTFGDA                                      H
                                                                  Word Of The Day         Way To F***ing Go,                          I
wirld                                    WMPL                                             Dumb Ass                                    J
world                                    Wet My Pants Laughing    WP                                                                  K
                                                                  Well Played             WTFH
WISP                                     WNOHGB                                           What The F***ing Hell                       L
Winning Is So Pleasurable                Where No One Has         WRT                                                                 M
                                         Gone Before              With Regard To -or-     WTFWYCM                                     N
WIT                                                               With Respect To         Why The F*** Would                          O
Wordsmith In Training                    WOA                                              You Call Me?
                                         Work Of Art                                                                                  P
                                                                  wru
WITFITS                                                           where are you?          WTG                                         Q
What In The F*** Is                      WOG                                              Way To Go                                   R
This Sh**                                Wise Old Guy             WRUD                                                                S
                                                                  What Are You Doing?     WTGP                                        T
WITW                                     WOM                                              Want To Go Private?
                                         Word Of Mouse                                                                                U
What In The World                                                 WRUDATM
                                                                  What Are You Doing At   WTH                                         V
WIU                                      WOMBAT                   The Moment?             What The Heck                               W
Wrap It Up                               Waste Of Money, Brains                                                                       X
                                         And Time                 WT                      WTHOW                                       Y
wkewl                                                             Without Thinking -or-   White Trash Headline
way cool                                 WOOF                     What The -or- Who The   Of the Week                                 Z
                                         Well Off Older Folks                                                                         ^
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WY-WY

                                    W                                                           W                     Index
                                                                                                                       Intro
                                                                                                                        Key
WTMI                                    wuz                    WYM                                                     Misc
Way Too Much                            was                    What do You Mean?                                         A
Information
WTN                                     wuz4dina                                                                         B
                                                               wymyn
What Then Now?                          What’s for dinner?     women                                                     C
-or- Who Then Now?                                                                                                       D
                                        wuzup                  WYP                                                       E
WTS                                     what’s up?             What’s Your Problem?
Want To Sell                                                                                                             F
                                        WWJD                                                                             G
                                                               WYRN
WTSDS                                   What Would Jesus Do?   What’s Your Real Name?                                    H
Where The Sun                                                                                                            I
Don’t Shine                             WWSD                   WYS                                                       J
                                        What Would Satan Do?   Whatever You Say
WTSHTF                                                                                                                   K
When The Sh** Hits                      WWY                                                                              L
                                                               WYSILOB
The Fan                                 Where Were You?        What You See Is A Load of Bullocks                        M
                                                                                                                         N
WTTM                                    WX                     WYSIWYG                                                   O
Without Thinking                        Weather                What You See Is What You Get
Too Much                                                                                                                 P
                                        WYCM                                                                             Q
                                                               WYSLPG
WU                                      Will You Call Me?      What You See Looks Pretty Good                            R
What’s Up
                                                                                                                         S
                                        WYD                    WYT                                                       T
WUF                                     What You Doing?        Whatever You Think
Where You From                                                                                                           U
                                        WYFM                                                                             V
                                                               WYWH
WUWH                                    Would You F*** Me?     Wish You Were Here                                        W
Wish You Were Here
                                                                                                                         X
                                        WYGISWYPF                                                                        Y
WUWHIMA                                 What You Get Is What
Wish You Were Here                      You Pay For                                                                      Z
In My Arms                                                                                                               ^
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Y-YG

                                     X                          Y                                        Index
                                                                                                          Intro
                                                                                                           Key
X-I-10                                   Y                      YAUN                                      Misc
Exciting                                 Why? -or- Yes          Yet Another Unix Nerd                       A
                                                                                                            B
XLNT                                     YA                     YBF
Excellent                                Yet Another            You’ve Been F***ed                          C
                                                                                                            D
                                         YA yaya                YBS                                         E
                                         Yet Another Ya-Ya      You’ll Be Sorry                             F
     par don                             (as in yo-yo)
                                                                YBY                                         G
                                         YABA                   Yeah Baby Yeah                              H
                                         Yet Another                                                        I
XME                                      Bloody Acronym         YBYSA                                       J
Excuse Me                                                       You Bet Your Sweet Ass
                                                                                                            K
                                         YACC
                                         Yet Another Calendar   YCT                                         L
XOXO                                     Company                                                            M
Hugs and Kisses                                                 Your Comment To
                                                                                                            N
XQZT                                     YAFIYGI                YDKM                                        O
                                         You Asked For It       You Don’t Know Me
Exquisite                                                                                                   P
                                         You Got It
                                                                YEPPIES                                     Q
XTC                                                                                                         R
Ecstasy                                                         Young Experimenting
                                                                Perfection Seekers                          S

                                                dixie           YGBK
                                                                You Gotta Be Kidding
                                                                                                            T
                                                                                                            U
                                                                                                            V
                                         YAJWD                  YGBSM                                       W
                                         You Ain’t Just         You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me                     X
                                         Whistling Dixie                                                    Y
                                                                YGLT
                                                                                                            Z
                                         YAOTM                  You’re Gonna Love This
                                         Yet Another Off                                                    ^
                                         Topic Message          YGTBK                                      100
                                                                You’ve Got To Be Kidding

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YU-YY

                                     Y                                                           Y                     Index
                                                                                                                        Intro
                                                                                                                         Key
YGWYPF                                   YR                       YUPPIES                                               Misc
You Get What You Pay For                 Yeah Right               Young Urban Professionals                               A
                                                                                                                          B
YHM                                      YRYOCC                   YW
You Have Mail                            You’re Running on        You’re Welcome                                          C
                                         Your Own Cuckoo Clock                                                            D
YIC                                                               YWIA                                                    E
Yours In Christ                          YS                       You’re Welcome In Advance                               F
                                         You Stinker
                                                                                                                          G
YIU                                                               YY4U
Yes, I Understand                        YSAN                     Too Wise For You                                        H
                                         You’re Such A Nerd                                                               I
YIWGP                                                             YYSSW                                                   J
Yes, I Will Go Private                   ysdiw8                   Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever                            K
                                         why should i wait?
                                                                                                                          L
YKW
You Know What?                           YSIC                                                                             M
                                         Why Should I Care?                                                               N
YKWIM                                                                                                                     O
You Know What I Mean                     YSK                                                                              P
                                         You Should Know
                                                                                                                          Q
YM
Your Mother                              YSYD                                                                             R
                                         Yeah, Sure You Do                                                                S
YMAK                                                                                                                      T
You May Already Know                     YTB                                                                              U
                                         You’re The Best
                                                                                                                          V
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary                    YTRNW                                                                            W
                                         Yeah That’s Right,                                                               X
YNK                                      Now What?                                                                        Y
You Never Know                                                                                                            Z
                                         YTTT
                                         You Telling The Truth?                                                           ^
YOYO                                                                                                                     100
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                                      Z                    ^                       Index
                                                                                   Intro
                                                                                    Key
zerg                                      ^5                                       Misc
To gang up on someone                     High Five                                  A
                                                                                     B
ZMG or ZOMG
Oh My God                                                                            C

                                               Look                                  D
                                                                                     E
                                                                                     F
       Snooze                                                                        G
                                          ^RUP^                                      H
                                          Read Up Please
                                                                                     I
ZZZ                                       ^URS                                       J
Sleeping, Bored, Tired                    Up Yours                                   K
                                                                                     L
                                                                                     M
                                                                                     N
                                                                                     O
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                                                                                     Q
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‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary                                                    TOP 100

01. 8                             28. MOS                     52. AWGTHTGTTA                    77. LD
    Oral sex                          Mom Over Shoulder           Are We Going To Have              Long Distance -or-
02. 1337                          29. MPFB                        To Go Through This                Later Dude
    Elite -or- leet -or- L337         My Personal F***            Again                         78. LMK
03. 143                               Buddy                   53. banana                            Let Me Know
    I love you                    30. NALOPKT                     code word for penis           79. LOL
04. 182                               Not A Lot Of People     54. B4YKI                             Laughing Out Loud
    I hate you                        Know That                   Before You                        -or- Lots of Love
05. 1174                          31. NIFOC                       Know It                       80. N-A-Y-L
    Nude club                         Nude In Front Of The    55. BRB                               In A While
06. 420                               Computer                    Be Right Back                 81. NAZ
    Marijuana                     32. NMU                     56. BRT                               Name, Address, Zip
07. 459                               Not Much, You?              Be Right There                    (also means Nasdaq)
    I love you                    33. P911                    57. CWYL                          82. NM
08. ADR                               Parent Alert                Chat With You Later               Never Mind -or-
    Address                       34. PAL                     58. CYT                               Nothing Much
09. AEAP                              Parents Are Listening       See You Tomorrow                  -or- Nice Move
    As Early As Possible          35. PAW                     59. DIAF                          83. OLL
10. ALAP                              Parents Are Watching        Die In A Fire                     OnLine Love
    As Late As Possible           36. PIR                     60. DOC                           84. OMW
11. ASL                               Parent In Room              Drug Of Choice                    On My Way
    Age/Sex/Location              37. POS                     61. E123                          85. OTP
12. CD9                               Parent Over Shoulder        Easy as One, Two, Three           On The Phone
    parents are around                -or- Piece Of Sh**      62. EM                            86. QT
13. C-P                           38. pron                        Excuse Me                         Cutie
    Sleepy                            porn                    63. EOD                           87. RN
14. F2F                           39. Q2C                         End Of Day -or- End Of            Right Now
    Face-to-Face                      Quick To Cum                Discussion                    88. ROTFL
15. GNOC                          40. RU/18                   64. FAH                               Rolling On The Floor
    Get Naked On Cam                  Are You Over 18?            F***ing A Hot                     Laughing
16. GYPO                          41. RUMORF                  65. FB                            89. RU
    Get Your Pants Off                Are You Male OR             F*** Buddy                        Are You?
17. HAK                               Female?                 66. FOAF                          90. SITD
    Hugs And Kisses               42. RUH                         Friend Of A Friend                Still In The Dark
18. ILU                               Are You Horny?          67. GLBT                          91. SMEM
    I Love You                    43. S2R                         Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual,           Send Me E-Mail
19. IWSN                              Send To Receive             Transgender                   92. SMIM
    I Want Sex Now                44. SorG                    68. HBU                               Send Me an Instant
20. J/O                               Straight or Gay             How Bout You?                     Message
    Jerking Off                   45. TDTM                    69. HUYA                          93. SO
21. KOTL                              Talk Dirty To Me            Head Up Your Ass                  Significant Other
    Kiss On The Lips              46. WTF                     70. I&I                           94. SOHF
22. KFY                               What The F***               Intercourse &                     Sense Of Humor Failure
    Kiss For You                  47. WUF                         Inebriation                   95. SWDYT
23. KPC                               Where You From          71. IDGI                              So What Do You Think?
    Keeping Parents               48. WYCM                        I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t   96. TOM
    Clueless                          Will You Call Me?           Get Involved                      Tomorrow
24. LMIRL                         49. WYRN                    72. IMEZRU                        97. TS
    Let’s Meet In Real Life           What’s Your Real            I Am Easy, Are You?               Tough Sh**
25. MOOS                              Name?                   73. IMNSHO                            -or- Totally Stinks
    Member Of The                 50. zerg                        In My Not So Humble           98. TTFN
    Opposite Sex                      To gang up on               Opinion                           Ta Ta For Now
26. MOSS                              someone                 74. J/C                           99. ur
    Member(s) Of The              51. 2nite                       Just Checking                     you are
    Same Sex                          Tonight                 75. kitty                         100. WFM
27. MorF                                                          code word for vagina               Works For Me
    Male or Female                                            76. L8R
                                                                  Later
                                                                                                   Source: netlingo.com

Spector soft internet lingo for parents

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    CD9 RU/18 ROTFL SORG NIFOC 45
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    ‘Internet Lingo’ DictionaryContent ‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat, Introduction 1 instant messaging, and email. Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for Comprehensive ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary 2 homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing. According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social Key 3 N 57 networking site. Miscellaneous 4 O 62 As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer A 6 P 65 and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling B 11 Q 70 blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications. C 17 R 71 For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that D 20 S 75 – clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo – consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used E 24 T 81 in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails, text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely F 26 U 87 popular social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread G 30 V 89 use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents surveyed could not decipher common acronyms H 35 W 90 used in Internet chat and messaging. I 38 X 96 J 45 Y 97 Powerful Software Makes It Perfectly Clear K 47 Z 100 Monitoring software programs like Spector Pro are L 49 ^ 101 designed to protect kids from the Internet’s dark side and shed light on what otherwise might be M 53 Top 100 102 puzzling activities. Spector Pro records everything a child does at the PC and on the Internet – including MySpace and Facebook activity – so parents will Friend Request know exactly what their child is doing. © 1998-2010 SpectorSoft ® Corporation. All rights reserved. 1.888.598.2788 toll-free www.spectorsoft.com 1
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    Using Spector Pro,a concerned parent can guard against Internet predators by Key recording every detail of a child’s chats, keystrokes typed, web sites visited, online ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms searches, emails sent and received, and programs run. Further, with Spector Pro’s advanced screen snapshot feature, parents can see not only what their child has done, but the exact POS 1:37:02 AM] 2cute09>order in which they have done it, step by step. 01. 8 Oral sex 11. ASL Age/Sex/Location Index Parent Over Shoulder 02. 1337 Elite -or- leet 12. CD9 Code 9 - Parents are around Intro 03. 143 I love you 13. C-P Sleepy In addition, Spector Pro includes an 04. 182 I hate you 14. F2F Face-To-Face Key exclusive, innovative mouseover/ Misc 05. 1174 Nude club 15. GNOC Get Naked On Cam rollover technique capable of revealing the hidden meaning behind Internet 06. 420 Marijuana 16. GYPO Get Your Pants Off A 07. 459 I love you 17. HAK Hugs And Kisses B Lingo … lingo you’ll likely find in your child’s daily PC communications. Using this 08. ADR Address 18. ILU I Love You feature, you simply pass your mouse pointer over a codeword or acronym you don’t 09. AEAP As Early As Possible 19. IWSN I Want Sex Now C understand, and the meaning will be shown to you onscreen. D 10. ALAP As Late As Possible 20. J/O Jerking Off Complete Top 100 List on page 102 Source: netlingo.com E F Special Offer – 40% OFF Spector Pro G H If you are concerned about who your children Have a Suggestion? Found a new code word or Internet acronym I are conversing with online and exactly what they are talking about, Spector Pro is right for SPECIAL OFFER: $ (Regularly $169 95 ) 99 95 you don’t see here? Email us: Lingo@spectorsoft.com J you. And we’d like to help you get started with BUY NOW K a Special Offer of $99.95 (Regularly $169.95). L How To Use This Guide M To learn more about Spector Pro please call us at 1-888-598-2788 N (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) or visit www.spectorsoft.com. Index Links Finder Field (Adobe Reader) O The Index Panel found on the right Type and search a term, code word or side of every page allows you to acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder, P jump to any section of this Guide. located in the application’s tool bar. Q SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary R Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms N S Jump to a With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million O code word T people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes or acronym P that begins U or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether Q with “O”. V found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and R W abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online X and communicate. Y Dictionary Key Z To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms … and in addition to being one of the most comprehensive lists available • Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list ^ anywhere, it’s FOC … Free Of Charge! • “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” 100 • “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You” 2 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 3
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    Misc. Misc. Misc. Index Intro Key ! 182 411 8 Misc I have a comment I hate you Information Oral sex A B *$ 19 420 831 Starbucks 0 hand Marijuana I Love You C D 02 20 459 86 E Your (or my) two cents worth Location I love you Out of, over, to get rid F of, or kicked out G 10Q 2B or not 2B 4COL Thank you To Be Or Not To Be For Crying Out Loud 9 H Parent is watching I 1174 2BZ4UQT 4EAE J Nude club Too Busy For You Cutey For Ever And Ever 99 K Parent is no longer watching L 121 2G2B4G 4eva One to one Too Good To Be Forgotten Forever M ::poof:: N 1337 2G2BT 4ever I’m gone O Elite -or- leet -or- L337 Too Good To Be True Forever P <3 Heart Q 2moro 4NR Tomorrow Foreigner R I LOVE YOU ? S 1 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 I have a question 2nite 4Q T Tonight F*** You U ?^ Hook up? V 143 2U2 511 I love you To You Too Too much information W X 14AA41 404 5FS Y One for All and All for One I Haven’t A Clue 5 Finger Salute Z ^ 100 4 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 5
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    AD-AF A A Index Intro Key @TEOTD AAR8 ADAD AFAIC Misc At The End Of The Day At Any Rate Another Day Another Dollar As Far As I’m Concerned A B A/S/L/P AAS ADBB AFAICS Age/Sex/Location/Picture Alive And Smiling All Done Bye Bye As Far As I Can See C D A3 AATK addy AFAICT E Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime Always At The Keyboard Address As Far As I Can Tell F AFAIK G AAYF ADIH As Always, Your Friend Another Day In Hell As Far As I Know H LOL I AB ADIP AFAIR J Ass Backwards Another Day In Paradise As Far As I Remember K AFAIU L AAAAA ABITHIWTITB ADN American Association Against A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Advanced Digital Network As Far As I Understand M Acronym Abuse Two In The Bush -or- Any Day Now N AFAIUI O AAF ABT2 ADR As Far As I Understand It P As A Friend -or- Always And About To Address AFAP Q Forever ACD ADVD As Far As Possible R AAK Alt Control Delete Advised S Asleep At Keyboard AFAYC T ACE AEAP As Far As You’re Concerned U AAMOF Access Control Entry As Early As Possible AFC V As A Matter Of Fact ACK AFAGAY Away From Computer W AAMOI Acknowledgement A Friend As Good As You X As A Matter Of Interest AFDN Y ACORN AFAHMASP Any F***ing Day Now Z AAR A Completely Obsessive Really A Fool And His Money Are Nutty Person Soon Parted ^ At Any Rate 100 6 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 7
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    AL-AS A A Index Intro Key AFGO aight ALOTBSOL AOAS Misc Another F***ing Growth All right Always Look On The All Of A Sudden A Opportunity Bright Side Of Life B AIH AOB AFIAA As It Happens ALTG Abuse Of Bandwidth C As Far As I Am Aware Act Locally, Think Globally D AIMB AON E AFINIAFI As I Mentioned Before AMAP Apropos Of Nothing F A Friend In Need Is A As Many As Possible -or- Friend Indeed As Much As Possible G AIMP AP Always In My Prayers Apple Pie H AFJ AMBW I April Fools Joke AISB All My Best Wishes AS J As I Said Before Ape Sh** -or- Another K AFK AMF Subject Away From Keyboard Adios Mother F***er L AISE -or- A Free Kill As I Said Earlier ASAFP M AML As Soon As F***ing N AFPOE AISI All My Love Possible O A Fresh Pair Of Eyes As I See It P AMRMTYFTS ASAMOF AFT All My Roommates Thank Q AITR As A Matter Of Fact About F***ing Time Adult In The Room You For The Show R ASAP S AFZ AKA or a.k.a. ANFAWFOS As Soon As Possible T Acronym Free Zone Also Known As And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor U ASAYGT AGB V ALAP As Soon As You Almost Good Bridge As Late As Possible ANFSCD Get This W And Now For Something X AGKWE alcon Completely Different ASL Y And God Knows What Else All Concerned Age/Sex/Location ANGB Z AIAMU Almost Nearly Good ASLMH ^ ALOL 100 And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle Actually Laughing Out Loud Bridge Age/Sex/Location /Music/Hobbies 8 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 9
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    B-BB A B Index Intro Key ATAB AWLTP B&F BAMF Misc Ain’t That A Bitch Avoiding Work Like The Plague Back and Forth Bad Ass Mother F***er A B ATC AWNIAC B/C banana Any Two Cards All We Need Is Another Chair Because Code word for penis C D ATM AWOL B4 BARB E At The Moment -or- Absent Without Leave Before Buy Abroad but Rent F Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- in Britain G Automated Teller Machine AWTTW B4N A Word To The Wise Bye For Now BAU H ATSL Business As Usual I Along The Same Line AYC B4U J Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t Before You BB K ATST You Cheeky Be Back At The Same Time L B4YKI AYCE Before You Know It BB4N M ATW All You Can Eat Bye Bye for Now N All The Web -or- Around The BAC O Web -or- All The Way AYK Bad Ass Chick BBAMFIC P As You Know Big Bad Ass Mother F***er ATWD In Charge Q Agree That We Disagree AYOR R At Your Own Risk BBB S AWC Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring T After While, Crocodile AYSOS Beyond Belief U Are You Stupid Or Something AWGTHTGTTA BBBG V Are We Going To Have To Go AYTMTB BAG Bye Bye Be Good W Through This Again Busting A Gut -or- Big And You’re Telling Me X Ass Grin This Because BBFBBM Y AWHFY Body By Fisher, Brains Are We Having Fun Yet? AYV BAK By Mattel Z Back At Keyboard ^ Are You Vertical? 100 10 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 11
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    BD-BI B B Index Intro Key BBFN BBT BDN BHAG Misc Bye Bye for Now Be Back Tomorrow Big Damn Number Big Hairy Audacious Goal A BBW BEG B BBIAB BHG Be Back In A Bit Big Beautiful Woman Big Evil Grin Big Hearted Guy -or- Big C Hearted Girl D BBIAF BC beos E Be Back In A Few Because Nudge BHIMBGO F Bloody Hell, I Must Be BCBG BF G BBIAS Getting Old Be Back In A Sec Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Boyfriend -or- Best Friend H Belle Cu Belle Geulle BHOF I BBIAW BFD Bald Headed Old Fart J Be Back In A While BCBS Big F***ing Deal K Big Company, Big School BI5 BFE L BBL Back In Five Be Back Later BCNU Bum F*** Egypt M Be Seeing You BIBI N BBMFIC BFF Bye Bye O Big Bad Mother F***er bcoz Best Friends Forever P In Charge Because BIBO BFFN Beer In, Beer Out Q BBR BD Best Friends For Now R Burnt Beyond Repair Big Deal -or- Baby Dance BIF S -or- Brain Drain BFFTTE Basis In Fact -or- Before T BBS Best Friends Forever Til I Forget U Be Back Soon -or Bulletin BDBI5M The End Board Service Busy Daydreaming Back BIL V In 5 Minutes BFN Brother-In-Law -or- Boss W BBSD Bye For Now Is Listening X Be Back Soon Darling BDC Y Big Dumb Company BFR BIO -or- Big Dot Com Z BBSL Big F***ing Rock Bring It On Be Back Sooner or Later ^ 100 12 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 13
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    BO-BT B B Index Intro Key BIOIYA BLBBLB BOB BRB Misc Break It Off In Your Ass Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird Battery Operated Boyfriend Be Right Back A B BION Blkbry BOBFOC BRT Believe It Or Not Blackberry Body Off Baywatch, Face Be Right There C Off Crimewatch D BIOYE BM BS E Blow It Out Your Ear Byte Me BOCTAAE Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** F But Of Course There Are -or- Brain Strain Always Exceptions G BIOYIOP BMF Blow It Out Your I/O Port Bad Mother F***er BSAAW H BOFH Big Smile And A Wink I BIOYN BMGWL Bastard Operator From Hell J Blow it Out Your Nose Busting My Gut With Laughter BSBD&NE K BOHICA Book Smart, Brain Dead Bend Over Here It & No Experience L BITCH BMOC Basically In The Clear Homey Big Man On Campus Comes Again M BSEG N BITD BMOF BON Big Sh** Eating Grin O Back In The Day Bite Me Old Fart Believe it Or Not BSF P BOTEC But Seriously, Folks Q BITFOB BMOTA Bring It The F*** On, Bitch Byte Me On The Ass Back Of The Envelope R Calculation BSOD S BNDN Blue Screen of Death BJ T Blow Job Been Nowhere Done Nothing BOTOH But On The Other Hand BT U Byte This V BKA BNF Better Known As Big Name Fan BPLM W Big Person Little Mind BTA X BO But Then Again -or- Before BL Y Belly Laughing Bug Off -or- Body Odor BR The Attacks Bathroom Z BTD ^ Bored To Death 100 14 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 15
  • 10.
    C-CI B C Index Intro Key BTDT buhbye c ya CBB Misc Been There Done That Bye See ya Can’t Be Bothered A B BTDTGTS BW C&G CBF Been There, Done That, Best Wishes Chuckly and Grin Can’t Be F***ed C Got The T-shirt D BWDIK C-P CBJ E BTFO But What Do I Know Sleepy Covered Blow Job F Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over CD9 G BWL Bursting With Laughter Code 9 - parents H BTHOOM are around I Beats The Heck Out Of Me BWO J Black, White or Other CF BTN Coffee Freak K Better Than Nothing L BWTM C-T But Wait, There’s More City CFV M BTOIYA Call For Vote N Be There Or It’s Your Ass BYKT C/P O But You Knew That Cross Post CHA BTSOOM Click Here Asshole P Beats The Sh** Out Of Me Q BYOA C/S Bring Your Own Advil Change of Subject CIAO R BTTT Goodbye (in Italian) S Back To The Top -or- Bump BYOB To The Top C4N T Bring Your Own Bottle Ciao For Now CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out U -or- Bring Your Own Beer BTW V By The Way CAAC BYOW Cool As A Cucumber CICYHW W Build Your Own Website -or- Can I Copy Your Home Work X BTWBO Bring Your Own Wine Be There With Bells On CAS Y Crack A Smile CID Z BZ Consider It Done -or- Crying BTWITIAILWU Busy In Disgrace ^ By The Way I Think I Am In CB 100 Love With You Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back CIL Check In Later 16 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 17
  • 11.
    CS-CY C C Index Intro Key CLM CRAFT CSN CUWTA Misc Career Limiting Move Can’t Remember A F***ing Chuckle, Snicker, Grin Catch Up With The A Thing Acronyms B CM CT Call Me CRAP Can’t Talk CUZ C Cheap Redundant Assorted Because D CMAP Products CTA E Cover My Ass Partner Call To Action CWOT F CRAT Complete Waste Of Time Can’t Remember A Thing G CMF CTC Count My Fingers Care To Chat -or- Contact CWYL H CRAWS -or- Choking The Chicken Chat With You Later I CMIW Can’t Remember Anything J Correct Me if I’m Wrong Worth A Sh** CTMQ CX K Chuckle To Myself Quietly Cancelled CRB L CMU Crack Me Up Come Right Back CTO CY M Check This Out Calm Yourself N CNP CRBT O Continued in Next Post Crying Real Big Tears CU CYA P See You -or- Cracking Up Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya CRDTCHCK Q COB Close Of Business Credit Check CUATU CYE R See You Around The Check your Email S COD CRS Universe T Change Of Dressing Can’t Remember Sh** CYL U CUL8R See You Later CRTLA See You Later V Cof$ Church of Scientology Can’t Remember the CYM W Three-Letter Acronym CULA Check Your Mail X CofS See You Later Alligator Y Church of Scientology CSA CYO Cool Sweet Awesome Z CUNS See You Online See You In School ^ COS 100 Change Of Subject CSL CYT Can’t Stop Laughing CUOL See You Tomorrow See You OnLine 18 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 19
  • 12.
    DH-DN D D Index Intro Key D&M DDSOS DH ditto Misc Deep & Meaningful Different Day, Same Old Sh** Dear Husband Same here A B d00d def DHYB DITYID Dude, also seen as dood Definitely Don’t Hold Your Breath Did I Tell You I’m Distressed C D DEGT DIAF DIY ? E Don’t Even Go There Die In A Fire Do It Yourself F DKDC G DETI DIC Don’t Even Think It Drunk In Charge Don’t Know Don’t Care H I DAMHIKT dewd DIKU DL J Dude Do I Know You? Down Low -or- Download Don’t Ask Me How I K -or- Dead Link Know That DILLIGAD L DF Dear Friend Do I Look Like I Give DLTBBB M DARFC Don’t Let The Bed Ducking And Running A Damn N Bugs Bite For Cover DFLA O Disenhanced Four-Letter DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give DLTM P DBA Acronym (that is, a TLA) A Sh** Don’t Lie To Me Q Doing Business As DGA R Don’t Go Anywhere DINK DMI DBABAI Don’t Mention It S Don’t Be A Bitch About It Double Incomes, No Kids T DGT Don’t Go There DIRFT DNBL8 U DBD Do Not Be Late V Don’t Be Dumb Do It Right the First Time DGTG W Don’t Go There Girlfriend DISTO DNC DBEYR Does Not Compute X Don’t Believe Everything Did I Say That Outloud? Y You Read DGYF Damn Girl You’re Fine DITR DND Z Dancing In The Rain Do Not Disturb ^ DD 100 Due Diligence 20 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 21
  • 13.
    DW-DY D D Index Intro Key DOC DSTR8 DWBH DYHAG Misc Drug Of Choice Damn Straight Don’t Worry Do You Have A Be Happy A Girlfriend? DTC B DOE Depends On Experience Deep Throaty Chuckle DWI DYJHIW C Driving While Don’t You Just D DOEI DTRT Intoxicated Hate It When... E Goodbye (in Dutch) Do The Right Thing DWPKOTL F DYLI DUI Deep Wet Passionate Do You Love It? G DORD Department Of Redundancy Driving Under the Influence Kiss On The Lips H Department DYOFDW I DUM DWS Do Your Own F***ing Driving While Stupid Dirty Work J DP Do You Masturbate? K Domestic Partner DUNA DWWWI DYSTSOTT L Surfing the World Did You See The Size M dps Don’t Use No Acronyms Wide Web While Damage Per Second Of That Thing Intoxicated N dunno O DPUP I don’t know DWYM Don’t Poop Your Pants P Does What You Mean Q DURS DQMOT Damn You Are Sexy DYFM R Don’t Quote Me On This S Dude You DUSL Fascinate Me T DQYDJ Do You Scream Loud? Don’t Quit Your Day Job U DYHAB V DUST Do You Have DRB Did You See That? A Boyfriend? W Dirty Rat Bastard X DWB Y DRIB Don’t Write Back Don’t Read If Busy Z ^ 100 22 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 23
  • 14.
    EO-EZ E E Index Intro Key E123 EM EOT ETLA Misc Easy as One, Two, Three Excuse Me End Of Thread Extended Three-Letter A (meaning: end Acronym (that is, an FLA) of discussion) B E2HO EMA Each to His/Her Own E-Mail Address every1 C ESAD everyone D EAK EMFBI Eat Sh** And Die E Eating at Keyboard Excuse Me For Butting In EVRE1 F ESADYFA Everyone Eat Sh** And Die You G EAPFS EMFJI Everything About Pittsburgh Excuse Me For Jumping In F***ing Asshole EWI H F***ing Sucks E-mailing While I EMI ESEMED Intoxicated J EE Excuse My Ignorance Every Second Every Minute Every Day EZ K Electronic Emission Easy L EML effin Email Me Later ESH M F***ing Experience, Strength, N and Hope EMRTW O EFT Evil Monkeys Rule P Electronic Funds Transfer The World ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er Q EMSG R E-Mail Message ESO S Equipment Smarter than Operator T EOD U End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion ETA V Estimated Time of W EG Arrival -or- Edited Evil Grin EOL To Add X End Of Life Y EL Z Evil Laugh EOM End Of Message ^ 100 24 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 25
  • 15.
    FG-FO F F Index Intro Key F2F FBI FGDAI FMLTWIA Misc Face-to-Face F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Fuhgedaboudit -or- F*** Me Like The A Female Body Inspector Forget About It Whore I Am B FAB Features Attributes Benefits FBKS FIF FMTYEWTK C Failure Between Keyboard F*** I’m Funny Far More Than You Ever D and Seat Wanted To Know E FIIK F FBOCD F*** If I Know FMUTA Facebook Obsessive F*** Me Up The Ass G Compulsive Disorder FIL H Father-In-Law FNG I FAH FCFS F***ing New Guy J First Come, First Served FILF F***ing A Hot K Father I’d Like to F*** FO FCOL F*** Off L FAP For Crying Out Loud M F***ing A Pissed FILTH Failed In London, Try FOAD N FAQL FDGB Hong Kong F*** Off And Die O Fall Down Go Boom Frequently Asked P Questions List FINE FOAF FE F***ed up, Insecure, Friend Of A Friend Q Fatal Error Neurotic, Emotional R FAQOMFT Frequently Argued Waste FOAG S Of My F***ing Time FF FISH F*** Off And Google T Friends Forever First In, Still Here U FASB FOC FF&PN FITB Free of Charge V Fast Ass Son Bitchii Fresh Fields and Fill In The Blanks W Pastures New FOFL FAWC X For Anyone Who Cares FLA Falling on Floor Laughing Y FFS Four Letter Acronym For F*** Sake Z FB FOGC FLUID Fear Of Getting Caught ^ F*** Buddy F***ing Look it Up, I Did 100 26 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 27
  • 16.
    FU-FY F F Index Intro Key FOL FTASB FU2 FWOT Misc Fond of Leather Faster Than A Speeding Bullet F*** You Too F***ing Waste Of Time A FTBOMH B FOMC FUBAR FYA Fell Off My Chair From The Bottom Of My Heart F***ed Up Beyond All For Your Amusement C Recognition D FOMCL FTF FYE E Falling Off My Chair F*** That’s Funny -or- Face FUBB For Your Edification To Face F***ed Up Beyond Belief F Laughing G FYEO FORD FTFOI FUD For Your Eyes Only H Found On Road Dead For The Fun Of It -or- For The Fear, Uncertainty, and I -or- Fixed Or Repaired F*** Of It Disinformation FYF J Daily -or- F***ed Over From Your Friend Rebuilt Dodge FTL FUJIMO K Faster Than Light F*** You Jack I’m FYI L FOS Movin’ On For Your Information M Full Of Sh** FTLOG N For The Love Of God FUM FYIFV O FRED F***ed Up Mess F*** You I’m Fully F***ing Ridiculous FTN Vested P Electronic Device F*** That Noise FURTB Q Filled Up and Ready FYLTGE R FS FTR To Burst From Your Lips To S For Sale For The Record God’s Ears FWB T FSBO FTRF Friends With Benefits FYM U For Sale By Owner F*** That’s Really Funny For Your Misinformation V FWD W FSR FTTB Forward FYSBIGTBABN X For Some Reason For The Time Being Fasten Your Seat FWIW Belts It’s Going To Be Y FSU FTW For What It’s Worth A Bumpy Night Z F*** Sh** Up For The Win -or- F*** The World ^ 100 28 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 29
  • 17.
    GC-GI G G Index Intro Key G GAL GC GFTD Misc Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle Get A Life Good Crib Gone For The Day A B G1 GALGAL GD&R GFY Good One Give A Little Get A Little Grinning, Ducking and Good For You -or- Go C Running F*** Yourself -or- Go D G2G GALHER Find Yourself E Got to Go Get A Load of Her GD&RF F Grinning, Ducking and GFYMF Running Fast Go F*** Yourself Mother G G2GLYS GALHIM Got To Go Love Ya So Get A Load of Him F***er H GDI I GANB God Damn It -or- God GG J Getting Another Beer Damn Independent Good Game -or- Gotta Thumbs Up GAP GDW Go -or- Giggling K L Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People Grin, Duck and Wave GGA M Good Game All N G4I GAS GF O Go For It Got A Second? Girlfriend GGGG God, God, God, God P GFF Q G4N gawd Good For Nothing god Go F***ing Figure GGN R Gotta Go Now S GA GB GFI T Go Ahead Good Bridge Go For It GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here U GFN V GAB GBG Getting A Beer Great Big Grin Gone For Now GGP W Gotta Go Pee X GAFYK GBH GFON Y Get Away From Your Keyboard Great Big Hug Good For One Night GHM God Help Me Z GFR ^ GAGFI GBTW 100 Gives A Gay First Impression Get Back To Work Grim File Reaper GI Google It 30 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 31
  • 18.
    GN-GT G G Index Intro Key GIC GLG GNSD GRAS Misc Gift In Crib Good Looking Girl Good Night Sweet Dreams Generally Recognized A As Safe B GIDK GLGH GOI Gee I Don’t Know Good Luck and Good Hunting Get Over It gratz C Congratulations D GIGO GLYASDI GOK E Garbage In, Garbage Out God Loves You And So Do I God Only Knows grrlz girls, also seen as grrl F G GILF GM GOL Grandmother I’d Like to F*** Good Morning -or- Good Move Giggling Out Loud GRRR H Growling I GIWIST GMAB GOS J Gee, I Wish I’d Said That Give Me A Break Gay Or Straight GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake K L GJ GMAFB GOWI Good Job Give Me A F***ing Break Get On With It GSOH M Good Sense Of Humor N GJP GMTA GOYHH O Good Job Partner Great Minds Think Alike Get Off Your High Horse GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, P Just Don’t Wear Your Q GL GMTFT GR&D Monkey Hat Good Luck -or- Get Lost Great Minds Think For Grinning Running R Themselves And Ducking S GLA GT Good Try T Good Luck All GN GR2BR U Good Night Good Riddance To GLB Bad Rubbish GTFO V Get The F*** Out W Good Looking Boy GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GR8 X GLBT Great GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Y Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, GNOC Of Here Z Transgender Get Naked On Cam ^ 100 32 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 33
  • 19.
    H-HB G H Index Intro Key GTG GWI H&K HAGN Misc Got To Go Get With It Hugs and Kisses Have A Good Night A B GTGB GWS h/o HAGO Got To Go, Bye Get Well Soon Hold On Have A Good One C D GTGP GYHOOYA HAK E Got To Go Pee Get Your Head Out Of Hugs And Kisses Downloading... F Your Ass GTH G HAND Go To Hell GYPO Have a Nice Day H Get Your Pants Off I GTK h/p HAR J Good To Know Hit And Run Hold Please K GTM L H4U HAWTLW Giggle To Myself Hello And Welcome To M Hot For You Last Week N GTRM H4XX0R O Going To Read Mail Hacker -or- To Be Hacked HB P Hurry Back GTSY Q H9 R Glad To See You Husband in room HBASTD Hitting Bottom And S GUD HADVD Starting To Dig T Geographically Have Advised U UnDesirable HBB Hip Beyond Belief V guvment hag1 W have a good one government, also seen HBIB X as guvmint, gumint Hot But Inappropriate Boy HAGD Y Have a Great Day Z ^ 100 34 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 35
  • 20.
    HO-HW H H Index Intro Key HBIC HIG HOYEW HUD Misc Head Bitch In Charge How’s It Going Hanging On Your How You Doing? A Every Word B HBU HIH HUGZ How Bout You? Hope It Helps HP Hugs C Higher Power D HCC HIOOC huh E Holy Computer Crap Help, I’m Out Of Coffee HPPO what Highest Paid Person F HITAKS in Office G HD HUYA Hold Hang In There And Head Up Your Ass H Keep Smiling HSIK I How Should I Know HF HWGA J Hello Friend -or- Have HMFIC Here We Go Again Head MOFO In Charge HT K Fun -or- Have Faith Hi There L HHIS HNTI M Hanging Head In Shame How Nice That/This Is HTB N Hang The Bastards O HHO1/2K HNTW How Nice That Was HTH P Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding Hope This (or That) Q HNY Helps R HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking Happy New Year S HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The T HHOK HO Hang On -or- Hold On Head U Ha Ha, Only Kidding V HHOS HOHA HU W HOllywood HAcker Hook Up Ha-Ha, Only Serious X HUA Y HHTYAY HOIC Hold On, I’m Coming Heads Up Ace Z Happy Holidays To You -or- Head ^ And Yours Up Ass 100 36 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 37
  • 21.
    IB-ID I I Index Intro Key I 1-D-R IANAE IBT IDGAF Misc I Wonder I Am Not An Expert In Between Technology I Don’t Give A F*** A B i h8 it IANAL IBTC IDGARA i hate it I Am Not A Lawyer Itty Bitty Titty Committee I Don’t Give A Rats Ass C D I&I IANNNGC IBTD IDGI E Intercourse & Inebriation I Am Not Nurturing the Next I Beg To Differ I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t F Generation of Casualties Get Involved G I-D-L IBTL Ideal IASAP4U In Before The Lock IDK H I Always Say A Prayer For You I Don’t Know I IAC IC J In Any Case -or- I Am Confused IAT Independent Contractor IDK, my BFF Jill K -or- If Anyone Cares I Am Tired -or- In Character -or- I See I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill L IAE IAW ICBW M In Any Event I Agree With -or- In I Could Be Wrong IDKY N Accordance With I Don’t Know You O ICW P IAYM I Can’t Wait IDM I Am Your Master It Does Not Matter Q Subject: ICYC R IBGYBG In Case You’re Curious IDRK S I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone -or- In Case You Care I Don’t Really Know T IAITS U It’s All In The Subject IBIWISI ID10T IDST I’ll Believe It When I See It Idiot I Didn’t Say That V IANAC W I Am Not A Crook IBK IDC IDTA X Idiot Behind Keyboard I Don’t Care I Did That Already Y IANADBIPOOTV Z I Am Not A Doctor But I Play IBRB IDGAD IDTS I’ll Be Right Back I Don’t Give A Damn I Don’t Think So ^ One On TV 100 38 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 39
  • 22.
    II-IM I I Index Intro Key IEF IHTFP IITYWYBMAD ILICISCOMK Misc It’s Esther’s Fault I Have Truly Found Paradise If I Tell You Will You Buy Me I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat A -or- I Hate This F***ing Place A Drink /Spilt Coffee/Crumbs /Coke On My Keyboard B IF/IB In the Front -or- In IHU IIWM C the Back I Hear You If It Were Me ILMJ D I Love My Job E IFAB IIABDFI IJPMP F I Found A Bug If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It I Just Pissed My Pants ILU I Love You G IFU IIIO IJWTK H I F***ed Up Intel Inside, Idiot Outside I Just Want To Know ILUAAF I I Love You As A Friend J IGGP IIMAD IJWTS K I Gotta Go Pee If It Makes An(y) Difference I Just Want To Say ILY I Love You L IGTP IIR IKALOPLT M I Get The Point If I Remember -or- If I Recall I Know A Lot Of People IM N Like That Instant Messaging O IGYHTBT IIRC -or- Immediate Message P I Guess You Had To If I Remember Correctly IKWYM Be There -or- If I Recall Correctly I Know What You Mean IM2BZ2P Q I aM Too Busy To R IHA IIT IKYABWAI (even) Pee S I Hate Acronyms Is It Tight? I Know You Are But T What Am I? IMA IITLYTO I Might Add U IHAIM I Have Another Instant If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old ILA V Message I Love Acronyms IMAO W IITYWIMWYBMAD In My Arrogant Opinion X IHNO If I Tell You What It Means ILF/MD Y I Have No Opinion Will You Buy Me A Drink I Love Female/Male IMCO Dominance In My Considered Opinion Z ^ 100 40 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 41
  • 23.
    IR-IW I I Index Intro Key IME INBD IRL ITA Misc In My Experience It’s No Big Deal In Real Life I Totally Agree A ISAGN B IMEZRU INMP ITFA I Am Easy, Are You? It’s Not My Problem I See A Great Need In The Final Analysis C D IMHEIUO INNW ISH ITIGBS E In My High Exalted Informed If Not Now, When Insert Sarcasm Here I Think I’m Going To F Unassailable Opinion Be Sick ISO G INPO IMHO In No Particular Order In Search Of ITM H In My Humble Opinion In The Money I INUCOSM ISS J IMNERHO It’s No Use Crying Over I Said So -or- I’m So Sure ITS In My Never Even Remotely Spilt Milk K Intense Text Sex Humble Opinion ISSYGTI L IOH I’m So Sure You Get ITSFWI M IMNSHO I’m Outta Here The Idea If The Shoe Fits N In My Not So Humble Wear It O Opinion ION ISTM Index Of Names It Seems to Me IUM P IMO If You Must Q In My Opinion IONO ISTR R I Don’t Know I Seem To Remember IWALU S IMOO I Will Always T In My Own Opinion IOUD ISWC Love You Inside, Outside, Upside Down If Stupid Were a Crime U IMPOV IWBNI V In My Point Of View IOW ISWYM It Would Be Nice If W In Other Words I See What You Mean X IMRU IWFU Y I Am, Are You? IPN ISYALS I Wanna F*** You I’m Posting Naked I’ll Send You A Letter Soon Z IMS ^ I Am Sorry 100 42 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 43
  • 24.
    J-JF I J Index Intro Key IWIWU IYQ J/C J5M Misc I Wish I Was You I Like You Just Checking Just Five Minutes A B IWSN IYSS J/J JAD I Want Sex Now If You Say So Just Joking Just Another day C D IYAOYAS IYSWIM JAFO E If You Ain’t Ordinance If You See What I Mean Just Another F***ing You Ain’t Sh** hahaha hehehe hahaha hehehe Onlooker F hehehe G hahaha hahaha IYD JAFS H In Your Dreams Just A F***ing Salesman I J/K J IYDMMA Just Kidding JAM Just A Minute K If You Don’t Mind My Asking L J/O Jerking Off JAS M IYFEG Just A Second N Insert Your Favorite J/P O Ethnic Group Just Playing JC Just Curious -or- Just P IYKWIM Chilling -or- Jesus Christ Q J/W If You Know What I Mean Just Wondering R JDI S IYKWIMAITYD J2LYK Just Do It T If You Know What I Mean Just To Let You Know And I Think You Do JEOMK U Just Ejaculated On V J4F IYO Just For Fun My Keyboard W In Your Opinion X J4G JFH Y Just F*** Her Just For Grins Z J4T or JFT JFI ^ Just For Information 100 Just For Today 44 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 45
  • 25.
    K-KM J K Index Intro Key JIC JTLYK K KISS Misc Just In Case Just To Let You Know OK Keep It Simple Stupid A B JK JTOL KB KIT Just Kidding Just Thinking Out Loud Kick Butt Keep In Touch C D JM2C JTOU KBD kitty E Just My 2 Cents Just Thinking Of You Keyboard code word for vagina F G JMO JUADLAM kewl KK Just My Opinion Jumping Up And Down cool Kiss Kiss H Like A Monkey I JOOTT KMA J Just One Of Those Things JW Kiss My Ass K Just Wondering L JP KMFHA Just Playing Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass M N JSU KFY -or- K4Y KMP O Just Shut Up Keep Me Posted P Kiss For You Q JSYK KHYF KMRIA Just So You Know Kiss My Royal Irish Arse R Know How You Feel S JT KIA KMSLA T Just Teasing Kiss My Shiny Little Ass U Killed In Action V KIBO KMUF Kiss Me You Fool W Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out X KMWA Y Kiss My White Ass KIR Z Keep It Real ^ 100 46 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 47
  • 26.
    L-LH K L Index Intro Key KOK L LD Misc Knock Laugh Long Distance -or- A Later Dude B KOTC L8R Kiss On The Cheek Later LDIMEDILLIGAF C Look Deeply Into D KOTL L?^ My Eyes, Does It Look E Kiss On The Lips Let’s hook up Like I Give A F*** F KPC LABATYD LDR G Keeping Parents Clueless Life’s A Bitch And Then Long Distance H You Die Relationship I KS J Kill Stealer LAQ LDTTWA Lame Ass Quote Let’s Do The Time K KUTGW Warp Again L Keep Up The Good Work LB?W/C M Like Bondage? Whips LF N KWIM or Chains Let’s F*** O Know What I Mean? P LFTI KWSTA Looking Forward To It Q Kiss With Serious Tongue Action R LGMAS S KYFC Lord Give Me A Sign T Keep Your Fingers Crossed U LBR and LGR LHM KYPO Little Boy’s Room and V Lord Have Mercy Keep Your Pants On Little Girl’s Room W LHO X LBUG or LBIG Laughing Head Off Y Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Z Because I’m Gay LHOS ^ Lets Have Online Sex 100 48 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 49
  • 27.
    LO-LU L L Index Intro Key LHSO LMIRL LOOL LTIC Misc Let’s Have Sex Online Let’s Meet In Real Life Laughing Outragously Laughing ‘Til I Cry A Out Loud B LHU LMK LTIO Let’s Hook Up Let Me Know LOPSOD Laughing Til I Orgasm C Long On Promises, D LIFO LMSO Short On Delivery LTM E Last In, First Out Laughing My Socks Off Laughing To Myself F LORE Learn Once, Repeat G LIS LMTC LTNS Laughing In Silence Left a Message To Contact Everywhere Long Time No See H I LJBF LMTCB LOU LTNT J Let’s Just Be Friends Left Message To Call Back Laughing Over You Long Time, No Type K LPOS L LKITR LOL LTR Little Kid In The Room Laughing Out Loud -or- Lazy Piece Of Sh** Long Term Relationship M Lots of Love N LLOM LRF LTS O Like Leno on Meth LOLA Little Rubber Feet Laughing to Self P Laugh Out Loud Again LSHITIPAL Q LLTA LTTIC Lots and Lots of LOLZ Laughing So Hard I Look The Teacher Is R Thunderous Applause Lots Of Laughs Think I Peed A Little Coming S T LMAO LOMBARD LSHMBH LULU Laughing So Hard U Laughing My Ass Off Lots Of Money But A Locally Undesirable Right Dick My Belly Hurts Land Use V LMFAO W Laughing My F***ing LOML LSV LUMTP X Ass Off Love Of My Life Language, Sex, Violence Love You More Than Pie Y LTHTT Z LMHO LONH luser Laughing My Head Off Lights On, Nobody Home Laughing Too Hard loser ^ To Type 100 50 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 51
  • 28.
    M-MI L M Index Intro Key LUSM LYLAB M2NY MEGO Misc Love You So Much Love You Like a Brother Me Too, Not Yet My Eyes Glaze Over A B LWR LYLAS M4C meh Launch When Ready Love You Like A Sister Meet for Coffee Who cares, whatever C D LY LYLB m4w MFD E Love You Love You Later Bye men for women Multi-Function Device F G LY4E LYMI M8 or M8s MfG Love You Forever Love You, Mean It Mate -or- Mates Mit freundlichen Gruessen H I LYA LYWAMH MFIC J Love You All Love You With All My Heart MATURE Mother F***er In Charge K LYB Love You Babe M MFWIC Mo Fo Who’s In Charge L M N LYCYLBB MA MHBFY O Love You, See You Later, Mature Audience My Heart Bleeds For You P Bye Bye Q MAYA mhhm LYKYAMY Most Advanced Yet uh huh -or- yeah R Love You, Kiss You, Accessible S Already Miss You MHOTY T MB My Hat’s Off To You U LYL Message Board Love You Lots V MIA MBN Missing In Action W Must Be Nice X MIHAP Y MBRFN May I Have Your Attention Z Must Be Real F***ing Nice Please ^ 100 52 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 53
  • 29.
    MO-MU M M Index Intro Key MIL MML MOTAS MSNUW Misc Mother-In-Law Made Me Laugh Member Of The Mini-Skirt No A Appropriate Sex UnderWear B MILF MO Mother I’d Like to F*** Move On MOTD MSTM C Message Of The Day Makes Sense To Me D MIRL MOF E Meet In Real Life Matter Of Fact MOTOS MTBF F Member(s) Of The Mean Time Before Failure Opposite Sex G MITIN MOFO More Info Than I Needed Mother F***er MTF H MOTSS More To Follow I MKOP MOMPL Member(s) Of The J My Kind Of Place One Moment Please Same Sex MTFBWY K May The Force Be MPFB With You L MLA MOO Multiple Letter Acronym Mud, Object-Oriented My Personal F*** M -or- Matter Of Opinion Buddy MTLA N MLAS My True Love Always O My Lips Are Sealed MOOS MRA Moving Right Along P Member Of The Opposite Sex MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be Q mlm giving the digital MOP MRPH With You R middle finger MOment Please Mail the Right Place S for Help MUAH or MWAH T MM MorF The sound of a kiss MSG U Market Maker Male or Female Message MUBAR V MMHA2U MOS Messed up Beyond All W My Most Humble Mom Over Shoulder MSMD Recognition X Apologies To You Monkey See Monkey Do Y MOSS MUSL Z mmk Member(s) Of The Same Sex Missing You Sh** Loads mmm ok ^ 100 54 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 55
  • 30.
    N-NB M N Index Intro Key MUSM N-A-Y-L NAGB Misc Miss You So Much In A While Nearly Almost A Good A Bridge B MVA N/A Motor Vehicle Accident Not Applicable -or- NAK C Not Affiliated Nursing At Keyboard D MVA no PI E Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury N/M NALOPKT F Nothing Much Not A Lot Of People Know That G MVA w/PI Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury H NASCAR Text I MWBRL Non-Athletic Sport Centered J More Will Be Revealed Later Around Rednecks K natch L MYL Mind Your Language Naturally M N/T No Text N MYOB NATO O Mind Your Own Business No Action, Talk Only N1 P Nice One NAVY Q Never Again Volunteer R N2M Yourself Not To Mention -or- S Not Too Much T NAZ Name, Address, Zip U N2MJCHBU V Not Too Much Just (also means Nasdaq) Chillin, How Bout You? W NB4T X NAB Not Before Time Y Not A Blonde Z NBD No Big Deal ^ NADT 100 Not A Damn Thing 56 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 57
  • 31.
    NF-NM N N Index Intro Key NBFAB ne1er NFW NIMBY Misc Not Bad For A Beginner anyone here? No F***ing Way -or- Not In My Back Yard A No Feasible Way B NBFABS Ne2H NIMJD Not Bad For A Bot Stopper Need To Have NG Not In My Job Description C New Game D NBIF NEET NIMQ E No Basis In Fact Not currently Engaged in NGB Not In My Queue F Employment, Education, Nearly Good Bridge or Training G NBLFY NIMY Nothing But Love For You NH Never In A Million Years H NESEC Nice Hand I NBS Any Second NINO J No Bull Sh** NHOH Nothing In, Nothing Out K NEV Never Heard Of Him/Her -or- No Input, No Output Neighborhood Electric Vehicle L NC Nice Crib NI4NI NISM M NEWS An Eye For An Eye Need I Say More N NCG North, East, West, South O New College Graduate NICE NITL P NFBSK Nonsense In Crappy Not In This Lifetime Not For British School Kids Existence Q NDN Indian NIYWFD R NFC NIFOC Not In Your Wildest S ne Not Favorably Considered Nude In Front Of The F***ing Dreams T -or- No F***ing Chance Computer Any U NLL NFF NIGYYSOB Nice Little Lady V ne-wayz No F***ing Fair Now I’ve Got You, You W anyways Son Of a B*tch NM X ne1 NFG Never Mind -or- Nothing Y Anyone Not F***ing GoodNFI NIH Much -or- Nice Move Not Invented Here Z NFS nm, u ^ ne14kfc 100 anyone for KFC? Need For Sex -or- Network NIM not much, you? File System No Internal Message 58 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 59
  • 32.
    NS-NY N N Index Intro Key NME NOA NSA NTW Misc Enemy Not Online Anymore No Strings Attached Not To Worry A B NMH NOFI NSFW NTYMI Not Much Here No OFfense Intended Not Safe For Work Now That You Mention It C D NMHJC NOS NSS NUB E Not Much Here, Just Chilling New Old Stock No Sh** Sherlock New person to a site F or game NMP G NOY NTA Not My Problem Not Online Yet Not This Again NUFF H Enough Said I NMTE NOYB nth J Now More Than Ever None Of Your Business nothing NVM K NeVer Mind NMU L NP NTIM Not Much, You? No Problem -or- Nosy Parents Not That It Matters NVNG M Nothing Ventured, N NN NQA NTIMM Nothing Gained O Not Now -or- Need No Questions Asked Not That It P Matters Much NW NNCIMINTFZ No Way Q NQOCD Not Now Chief, I’m In The Not Quite Our Class Dear NTK R F ***in’ Zone Nice To Know NWAL S NR Nerd Without A Life T NNR Nice Roll NTM U Need Not Respond Not That Much NWR Not Work Related V NRG NNWW Energy NTMU W Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink Nice To Meet You NYC X NRN Not Your Concern Y NO No Reply Necessary NTTAWWT Z Not Online Not That There’s Anything NYCFS Wrong With That New York City Finger Salute ^ NS 100 no praw Nice Set no problem 60 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 61
  • 33.
    OM-OS O O Index Intro Key O OC OMB OO Misc Opponent -or- Over Original Character -or- Oh My Buddha Over and Out A Own Character B OAO OMDB OOAK Over And Out OCD Over My Dead Body One Of A Kind C Obsessive Compulsive Disorder D OATUS OMFG OOC E On A Totally Unrelated Subject ODTAA Oh My F***ing God Out Of Character F One Damn Thing After Another -or- Out Of Control G OAUS OMG On An Unrelated Subject OIC Oh My God OOF H Oh, I See Out Of Facility I OB OMIK J Obligatory OICU812 Open Mouth, Insert OOI K Oh I See, You Ate One Too Keyboard Out Of Interest L OBE Overcome By Events OK OML OOO M All Correct Oh My Lord Out Of Office N OBO O Or Best Offer OL OMW OOS P Old Lady On My Way Out Of Stock Q OBTW Oh By The Way OLL ONID OOTB R OnLine Love Oh No I Didn’t Out Of The Box -or- S Out Of The Blue T OLN ONNA U OnLine Netiquette Oh No, Not Again OOTC Obligatory On Topic V OLO ONNTA Comment W Only Laughed Once Oh No, Not This Again X OBX OSIF Y OM ONUD Oh Sh** I Forgot Old Battle Axe Z Old Man Oh No You Didn’t ^ 100 62 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 63
  • 34.
    P-PD O P Index Intro Key OSINTOT OTP P PAW Misc Oh Sh** I Never On The Phone Partner Parents Are Watching A Thought Of That B OTT P&C PB OST Over The Top Private & Confidential Potty Break C On Second Thought D OTTOMH P-ZA PBB E OT Off The Top Of My Head Pizza Parent Behind Back F Off Topic G OTW P2C2E PBEM OTASOIC Off The Wall Process Too Complicated Play By EMail H Owing To A Slight To Explain I Oversight In Construction OUSU PBJ J Oh, You Shut Up P2U4URAQTP Peanut Butter and Jelly K OTC Peace To You For You -or- Pretty Boy Jock Over The Counter Are A Cutie Pie L OWTTE Or Words To That Effect PC M OTF P911 Personal Computer N Off The Floor -or- On OZ Parent Alert -or- Politically Correct O The phone (Fone) Australia P PA PCM OTH Parent Alert Please Call Me Q Off The Hook R PD S OTL Public Domain T Out To Lunch U PDA OTOH Personal Digital V On The Other Hand Assistant -or- Public W Display of Affection X PAL Parents Are Listening Y PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of Z PANS My Ass ^ Pretty Awesome 100 New Stuff 64 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 65
  • 35.
    PI-PO P P Index Intro Key PDQ PHS pix PMIGBOM Misc Pretty Darn Quick Pointy Haired Stupidvisor pictures -or- photos Put Mind In Gear Before A Opening Mouth B PDS PIAPS PLO Please Don’t Shout Pig In A Pant Suit Peace, Love, Out PMJI C Pardon My Jumping In D PEBCAC PIBKAC PLOKTA E Problem Exists Between Problem Is Between Keyboard Press Lots Of Keys PML F Chair And Computer And Chair To Abort Pissing Myself Laughing G PEBCAK PICNIC PLOS PMP H Problem Exists Between Problem In Chair, Not Parents Looking Peeing My Pants I Chair And Keyboard In Computer Over Shoulder J PMSL K PEEP PIF PLS Pissed MySelf Laughing Paid In Full Please L People Engaged and Empowered for Peace PNATMBC M PIMP PLZ Pay No Attention To N peeps Peeing In My Pants Please Man Behind the Curtain O people P PIMPL PM PNCAH Peeing In My Pants Laughing Personal Message Please, No Cursing Q PFA Pulled From Ass -or- -or- Private Message Allowed Here R Please Find Attached PIN S Person In Need PMBI PND T PFC Pardon My Butting In Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device U Pretty F***ing Cold PIR Parent In Room PMF V phat Pardon My French PO W Pretty Hot And Tempting PITA -or- Pure Freaking Magic Piss Off X Pain In The Ass Y PHB PMFJI POAHF Pardon Me For Put On A Happy Face Z Pointy Haired Boss PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Jumping In ^ Brother Of Another Mother 100 66 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 67
  • 36.
    PU-PW P P Index Intro Key POAK PP PU Misc Passed Out At Keyboard People That Stinks A B POMS PPL puter Parent Over My Shoulder Pay-Per-Lead -or- People computer C D PONA pron PVP E Person Of No Account porn Player Versus Player F G POS PRW PWAS Parent Over Shoulder Parents Are Watching Prayer Wheels Are Spinning H -or- Piece Of Sh** I PS PWCB J POSC Post Script Person Will Call Back K Piece Of Sh** Computer L PSA pwn POSSLQ Public Service Announcement own M Persons of the Opposite N Sex Sharing Living Quarters PSO pwnt O Product Superior to Operator owned P POTATO Person Over Thirty Acting Q PTH PWP Twenty One Prime Tanning Hours Plot, What Plot? R S POTS PTMM T Plain Old Telephone System Please Tell Me More -or- Pat On The Shoulder U V PTP POTUS Pardon The Pun W President of the United States X PTPOP Y POV Pat The Pissed Off Primate Point Of View Z ^ 100 68 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 69
  • 37.
    R-RH Q R Index Intro Key Q2C QS r RBTL Misc Quick To Cum Quit Scrolling are Read Between A The Lines B QC QT r u goin Quality Control Cutie are you going? RC C Remote Control D QFT QYB E Quoted For Truth -or- Quit Your Bitching RCI F Quit F***ing Talking Hellooooo... Rectal Cranial Inversion G QL RE H Quit Laughing Regards -or- Reply I -or- Hello Again R U there? J QLS Are you there? K Reply REHI Hi Again L R&D M Research & Development RFD N “day” R&R Request For Discussion O P Rest & Relaxation RFR Really F***ing Rich Q QOTD RAEBNC R Quote Of The Day Read And Enjoyed, RFS S But No Comment Really F***ing Soon T QQ U Quick Question -or- Cry More RAT RGR Roger V Remotely Activated Trojan W RHIP X RB@Ya Rank Has Its Privileges Y Right Back at Ya Z RHK RoundHouse Kick ^ RBAY 100 Right Back At You 70 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 71
  • 38.
    RO-RT R R Index Intro Key RIYL RN ROTGLMAO RTBS Misc Recommended If Right Now Rolling On The Ground Reason To Be Single A You Like Laughing My Ass Off B RNN RTFAQ RKBA Reply Not Necessary ROTM Read The FAQ C Right to Keep and Right On The Money D Bear Arms ROFL RTFF E Rolling On Floor Laughing RPG Read The F***ing F RL Role Playing Games FAQ Real Life G ROR Raffing Out Roud (in RRQ RTFM H RLCO scooby-doo dialect) Return Receipt Read The F***ing I Real Life Conference reQuested Manual J ROTFL K RLF Rolling On The Floor RRR RTFQ Real Life Friend Laughing haR haR haR Read The F***ing L (instead of LOL) Question M RM ROTFLMAO N Remake Rolling On The Floor RSN RTH O Laughing My Ass Off Real Soon Now Release The Hounds P RMETTH Rolling My Eyes To ROTFLMFAO RSVP RTK Q The Heavens Rolling On The Floor Repondez S’il Return To Keyboard R Laughing My F***ing Vous Plait S RMLB Ass Off RTM or RTFM T Read My Lips Baby RT Read The Manual ROTFLOL Real Time -or- Read The F***ing U RMMA Rolling On The Floor Manual V Reading My Mind Again Laughing Out Loud RTB W Returning To Base RTSM X RMMM ROTGL (home) Read The Silly Manual Rolling On The Ground Y Read My Mail Man Laughing RTBM RTTSD Z Read The Bloody Right Thing To Say ^ Manual Dude 100 72 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 73
  • 39.
    S-SE R S Index Intro Key RTWFQ RUS S SBI Misc Read The Whole Are You Serious? Smile Sorry ‘Bout It A F***ing Question B RUSOS S2R SBTA RU Are You SOS Send To Receive Sorry, Being Thick Again C Are You? (in trouble)? D S2U SBUG E RU/18 RUT Same To You Small Bald Unaudacious F Are You Over 18? Are You There? Goal G S4B RUFKM RUUP4IT Sh** for Brains SCNR H Are You F***ing Are You Up For It? Sorry, Could Not Resist I Kidding Me? S4L J RX Spam For Life SDK K RUH Regards Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Are You Horny? Software Developer’s Kit L SADAD RYFM Suck A Dick And Die M RUMCYMHMD Read Your Friendly Manual sec N Are You on Medication wait a second O Cause You Must Have RYO Missed a Dose SED P Roll Your Own Said Enough Darling Q RUMORF Mom R RYS Are You Male Read Your Screen SEG S OR Female? Sh** Eating Grin SAHM T Stay At Home Mom U RUNTS SEP Are You Nuts? Somebody Else’s Problem V SAIA W Stupid Asses In Action RUOK SETE X Are You OK? Smiling Ear To Ear SAPFU Y Surpassing All Previous Z Foul Ups SEWAG Scientifically Engineered ^ Wild Ass Guess 100 SB Stand By 74 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 75
  • 40.
    SK-SO S S Index Intro Key SF SIC sk8er SMB Misc Surfer Friendly -or- Spelling Is Correct skater Suck My Balls A Science Fiction B SICL sk8r SME SFAIAA Sitting In Chair Laughing skater Subject Matter Expert C So Far As I Am Aware D SICS SL SMEM E SFETE Sitting In Chair Snickering Second Life Send Me E-Mail F Smiling From Ear To Ear G SII SLAP SMH SFLA Seriously Impaired Imagination Sounds Like A Plan Shaking My Head H Stupid Four Letter Acronym I SIL SLAW SMIM J SFTTM Sister-In-Law Sounds Like A Winner Send Me an Instant Message K Stop F***ing Talking To Me L SIP SLIRK SMOP SFX Skiing In Powder Smart Little Rich Kid Small Matter of Programming M Sound Effects -or- N Stage Effects SIT SLM smt O Stay In Touch See Last Mail something P SH Sh** Happens Q SITCOM SLOM SNAFU Single Income, Two Children, Sticking Leeches Situation Normal, All R SHB Oppressive Mortgage On Myself F***ed Up S Should Have Been T SITD SLT SNAG U shhh Still In The Dark Something Like That Sensitive New Age Guy quiet V SIUP SM SNERT W SHID Suck It Up Pussy Senior Moment Snotty Nosed Egotistical X Slap Head In Disgust Rotten Teenager Y SIUYA SMAIM Z SHMILY Shove It Up Your Ass Send Me An Instant SO See How Much Message Significant Other ^ I Love You 100 76 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 77
  • 41.
    SS-SU S S Index Intro Key SOB SOP SSEWBA STS Misc Son Of a B*tch Standard Operating Procedure Someday Soon, So To Speak A Everything Will Be Acronyms B SOBT SorG STW Stressed Out Big Time Straight or Gay Search The Web C SSIA D SOGOP SOS Subject Says It All STYS E Sh** Or Get Off the Pot Same Old Sh** -or- help Speak To You Soon F STBY Sucks To Be You G SOH SOT SU Sense Of Humor Short On Time Shut Up H STD I SOHF SOTMG Seal The Deal SUAC J Sense Of Humor Failure Short On Time, Must Go -or- Sexually Sh** Up A Creek Transmitted Disease K L SOI SOW SUAKM Self Owning Idiot Speaking Of Which -or- STFU Shut Up And Kiss Me M Statement Of Work Shut The F*** Up N SOIAR SUFI O Sit On It And Rotate soz STFW Super Finger -or- Shut Search The P Sorry Up F***ing Imbecile F***ing Web Q sok it’s ok SRO SUFID R Standing Room Only sth Screwing Up Face S something In Disgust SOL T Sh** Out of Luck srsly U seriously STM SUL Spank The Monkey Snooze You Lose V some1 someone SSC W Super Sexy Cute STPPYNOZGTW sup X Stop Picking Your what’s up? SOMY Nose, Get To Work Y Sick Of Me Yet SSDD Z Same Sh** Different Day sux SOOYA STR8 sucks ^ Straight 100 Snake Out Of Your Ass 78 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 79
  • 42.
    T-TB S T Index Intro Key SUYF SWIM T&C TANSTAAFL Misc Shut Up You Fool See What I Mean? Terms & Conditions There Ain’t No Such A Thing As A Free Lunch B SWAG SWIS T@YL Scientific Wild Ass See What I’m Saying Talk At You Later TAP C Guess -and- SoftWare Take A Pill D And Giveaways SWL TA E Screaming With Laughter Thanks Again TARFU F SWAK Things Are Really Sealed (or Sent) With F***ed Up G SWMBO TABOOMA A Kiss She Who Must Be Obeyed Take A Bite Out H Of My Ass TAS I SWALBCAKWS SWU Taking A Shower J Sealed With A Lick So What’s Up TAF Because A Kiss K That’s All, Folks TAW Won’t Stick Teachers Are Watching L SYL See You Later TAFN M SWALK That’s All For Now TBA N Sealed With A To Be Advised Loving Kiss SYS O See You Soon P TBC SWDYT SYT To Be Continued Q So What Do You Think? R See You Tomorrow TBD S sweet<3 s^ To Be Determined sweetheart T what’s up? TAH U Take A Hike TBE SWF Thick Between Ears V Single White Female W TAKS That’s A Knee Slapper TBH X To Be Honest Y TANJ Z There Ain’t No Justice TBYB Try Before You Buy ^ 100 80 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 81
  • 43.
    TI-TM T T Index Intro Key TC TFN TIC TKU4UK Misc Take Care Thanks For Nothing Tongue In Cheek Thank You For A -or- Til Further Notice Your Kindness B TCB TIGAS Trouble Came Back TFS Think I Give A Sh** TLA C Thanks For Sharing Three Letter Acronym D TCOY -or- Three Finger Salute TILII E Take Care Of Yourself Tell It Like It Is TLC F TFTHAOT Tender Loving Care Thanks For The Help G TDM TINGTES Too Darn Many Ahead Of Time There Is No Gravity, TLGO H The Earth Sucks The List Goes On I TDTM TFTT J Talk Dirty To Me Thanks For The Thought TINWIS TLITBC K That Is Not What I Said That’s Life In The Big City TFX L TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World Traffic TISC TLK2UL8R M As We Know It This Is So Cool Talk To You Later N TGAL O TFDS Think Globally, Act Locally TISL TM P That’s For Darn Sure This Is So Lame Trust Me TGGTG Q TFH That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TISNC TMA R Thread From Hell This Is So Not Cool Too Many Acronyms S TGIF T TFLMS Thank God It’s Friday TISNF TMI U Thanks For Letting That Is So Not Fair Too Much Information Me Share THX or TX or THKS V Thanks TISNT TMSGO W TFM That Is So Not True Too Much Sh** Going On X Thanks From Me TIA Y Thanks In Advance TK TMTOWTDI Z TFMIU To Come There’s More Than The F***ing Manual TIAIL One Way To Do It ^ Is Unreadable Think I Am In Love 100 82 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 83
  • 44.
    TS-TT T T Index Intro Key TNA TP TSNF TTKSF Misc Temporarily Not Available Team Player -or- TelePort That’s So Not Fair Trying To Keep a A Straight Face B TNC TPC TSOB Tongue In Cheek The Phone Company Tough Son Of TTMF C a B*tch Ta Ta MOFO D TNT TPS E Til Next Time That’s Pretty Stupid TSR TTS F Totally Stuck in Text To Speech RAM -or- Totally G TNTL TPTB Trying Not To Laugh The Powers That Be Stupid Rules TTT H That’s The Ticket I TNX TQM TSRA -or- To The Top -or- J Thanks Total Quality Management Two Shakes of a Thought That Too Rat’s Ass K TTTHTFAL L to go nookleer TRAM to explode The Rest Are Mine TT Talk To The Hand The M Big Tease Face Ain’t Listening N TOBAL TRDMC O There Oughta Be A Law Tears Running Down My Cheeks TTA TTTKA Tap That Ass Time To Totally Kick Ass P Q TOBG tripdub This Oughta Be Good triple w TTBOMK TTTT R To The Best Of To Tell The Truth S My Knowledge TOM troo T Tomorrow true TTUL TTFN Talk To You Later U Ta Ta For Now V TOPCA TS Til Our Paths Cross Again Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks TTYAWFN W TTG Talk To You A While X Time to Go From Now TOT TSIA Y Tons Of Time This Says It All Z TTIOT TTYL The Truth Is Talk To You Later -or- ^ TOY TSIF Out There Type To You Later 100 Thinking Of You Thank Science It’s Friday 84 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 85
  • 45.
    U-UR T U Index Intro Key TTYT TXT IM u UG2BK Misc Talk To You Tomorrow Text Instant Message You You’ve Got To A Be Kidding TVM4YEM B TXT MSG u up Thank You Very Much text message are you up? UGC C For Your E-Mail User-Generated Content D TY U-L E TWHAB Thank You You Will unPC This Won’t Hurt A Bit unPolitically Correct F G TYCLO U2 TWHE Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off You Too UNTCO H The Walls Have Ears You Need To Chill Out I TYG J TWIMC There You Go UOK K To Whom It May Concern TYVM EAT Are You OK? L Thank You Very Much UPOD M TWITA Under Promise N That’s What I’m Talking Over Deliver About u8 O you ate? P ur TWIWI you are Q That Was Interesting, UBS R Wasn’t It? Unique Buying State UR2K S You Are Too Kind TXS UCWAP T Thanks Up a Creek Without U A Paddle URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass V UDH82BME W You’d Hate To Be Me URSAI X You Are Such An Idiot Y UDM Z You’re the Man URW You Are Welcome ^ 100 86 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 87
  • 46.
    V-VW U V Index Intro Key URWS VBG VSF Misc You Are Wise Very Big Grin Very Sad Face A B URYY4M VBS VWD You Are Too Wise For Me Very Big Smile Very Well Done C D URZ VC VWP E yours Venture Capital Very Well Played F G USP VCDA Unique Selling Proposition Vaya Con Dios, Amigo H I UTM VEG J You Tell Me Very Evil Grin K L UV $ Unpleasant Visual M N UWIWU O You Wish I Was You P Q VFM R Value For Money S VGN T Vegan -or- Vegetarian U V VM W Voice Mail X VRBS Y Virtual Reality Bull Sh** Z ^ 100 88 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 89
  • 47.
    WB-WI W W Index Intro Key w’s^ WAEF WBS WDYS Misc what’s up? When All Else Fails Write Back Soon What Did You Say? A B W/ WAFB WBU WDYT With What A F***ing Bitch What ‘Bout You? What Do You Think? C D WAFM WC WE E What A F***ing Mess Who Cares Whatever TGIF F G WAFS WCA WEG Warm And Fuzzies Who Cares Anyway Wicked Evil Grin H I W/E WAG WD WETSU J Weekend Wild Ass Guess Well Done We Eat This Sh** Up K L W/O WAI WDALYIC WF Without What An Idiot Who Died And Left Way Fun M You In Charge? N w00t WAK WFM O We Own the What A Kiss WDDD Works For Me P Other Team Woopie Doo Da Dey Q WAMBAM WG w4m Web Application Meets Brick WDR Wicked Grin R women for men And Mortar With Due Respect S WGAFF T W8 WAYD WDT Who Gives A U Wait What Are You Doing? Who Does That? Flying F*** V W9 WAYN WDYM WIBAMU W Wife in room Where Are You Now? What Do You Mean? Well, I’ll Be A X Monkey’s Uncle Y WAD WB WDYMBT Z Without A Doubt Welcome Back -or- Write Back What Do You Mean WIBNI By That? Wouldn’t It Be Nice If ^ 100 90 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 91
  • 48.
    WO-WT W W Index Intro Key WIIFM WLMIRL woot WTB Misc What’s In It For Me Would Like to Meet We Own the Other Team Want To Buy A In Real Life WILCO B WOP WTF Will Comply WMHGB With Out Papers What The F*** C Where Many Have D WIM Gone Before WOTAM WTFDYJS E Woe Is Me Waste Of Time What The F*** Did F WMMOWS And Money You Just Say? WIP Wash My Mouth Out G Work In Process With Soap WOTD WTFGDA H Word Of The Day Way To F***ing Go, I wirld WMPL Dumb Ass J world Wet My Pants Laughing WP K Well Played WTFH WISP WNOHGB What The F***ing Hell L Winning Is So Pleasurable Where No One Has WRT M Gone Before With Regard To -or- WTFWYCM N WIT With Respect To Why The F*** Would O Wordsmith In Training WOA You Call Me? Work Of Art P wru WITFITS where are you? WTG Q What In The F*** Is WOG Way To Go R This Sh** Wise Old Guy WRUD S What Are You Doing? WTGP T WITW WOM Want To Go Private? Word Of Mouse U What In The World WRUDATM What Are You Doing At WTH V WIU WOMBAT The Moment? What The Heck W Wrap It Up Waste Of Money, Brains X And Time WT WTHOW Y wkewl Without Thinking -or- White Trash Headline way cool WOOF What The -or- Who The Of the Week Z Well Off Older Folks ^ 100 92 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 93
  • 49.
    WY-WY W W Index Intro Key WTMI wuz WYM Misc Way Too Much was What do You Mean? A Information WTN wuz4dina B wymyn What Then Now? What’s for dinner? women C -or- Who Then Now? D wuzup WYP E WTS what’s up? What’s Your Problem? Want To Sell F WWJD G WYRN WTSDS What Would Jesus Do? What’s Your Real Name? H Where The Sun I Don’t Shine WWSD WYS J What Would Satan Do? Whatever You Say WTSHTF K When The Sh** Hits WWY L WYSILOB The Fan Where Were You? What You See Is A Load of Bullocks M N WTTM WX WYSIWYG O Without Thinking Weather What You See Is What You Get Too Much P WYCM Q WYSLPG WU Will You Call Me? What You See Looks Pretty Good R What’s Up S WYD WYT T WUF What You Doing? Whatever You Think Where You From U WYFM V WYWH WUWH Would You F*** Me? Wish You Were Here W Wish You Were Here X WYGISWYPF Y WUWHIMA What You Get Is What Wish You Were Here You Pay For Z In My Arms ^ 100 94 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 95
  • 50.
    Y-YG X Y Index Intro Key X-I-10 Y YAUN Misc Exciting Why? -or- Yes Yet Another Unix Nerd A B XLNT YA YBF Excellent Yet Another You’ve Been F***ed C D YA yaya YBS E Yet Another Ya-Ya You’ll Be Sorry F par don (as in yo-yo) YBY G YABA Yeah Baby Yeah H Yet Another I XME Bloody Acronym YBYSA J Excuse Me You Bet Your Sweet Ass K YACC Yet Another Calendar YCT L XOXO Company M Hugs and Kisses Your Comment To N XQZT YAFIYGI YDKM O You Asked For It You Don’t Know Me Exquisite P You Got It YEPPIES Q XTC R Ecstasy Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers S dixie YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding T U V YAJWD YGBSM W You Ain’t Just You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me X Whistling Dixie Y YGLT Z YAOTM You’re Gonna Love This Yet Another Off ^ Topic Message YGTBK 100 You’ve Got To Be Kidding 96 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 97
  • 51.
    YU-YY Y Y Index Intro Key YGWYPF YR YUPPIES Misc You Get What You Pay For Yeah Right Young Urban Professionals A B YHM YRYOCC YW You Have Mail You’re Running on You’re Welcome C Your Own Cuckoo Clock D YIC YWIA E Yours In Christ YS You’re Welcome In Advance F You Stinker G YIU YY4U Yes, I Understand YSAN Too Wise For You H You’re Such A Nerd I YIWGP YYSSW J Yes, I Will Go Private ysdiw8 Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever K why should i wait? L YKW You Know What? YSIC M Why Should I Care? N YKWIM O You Know What I Mean YSK P You Should Know Q YM Your Mother YSYD R Yeah, Sure You Do S YMAK T You May Already Know YTB U You’re The Best V YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YTRNW W Yeah That’s Right, X YNK Now What? Y You Never Know Z YTTT You Telling The Truth? ^ YOYO 100 You’re On Your Own 98 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 99
  • 52.
    ^ Z ^ Index Intro Key zerg ^5 Misc To gang up on someone High Five A B ZMG or ZOMG Oh My God C Look D E F Snooze G ^RUP^ H Read Up Please I ZZZ ^URS J Sleeping, Bored, Tired Up Yours K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 100 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 101
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