Keith tells his family that he is engaged to be married to Stephanie in Hawaii. While his mother and Keith seem happy and supportive, his brother Clive is skeptical and criticizes Stephanie, the relationship, and marriage in general. An argument ensues between Clive and Keith about Clive's treatment of their parents, before Keith asks Clive to be his best man, hoping to reconcile their differences.

1. It is so good to see you, Keith!
Yeah, we usually have to wait for a special occasion.
Well. Actually, I have a little surprise.
I got engaged.
Oh! (laughs) – Oh! (laughs)
Son.
(claps) Whoo-hoo! Yes! Wow!
Congratulations, little bro.

2. Engaged, kind of a big deal.
More for me, I guess. That's what that means.
She got a name?
Stephanie.
Marriage is a wonderful journey.
50% end in divorce.
Sorry bro, them's just the facts.
I will keep that in mind, thank you.

3. You got a photo?
Oh yeah.
A.K.A. does she exist?
There you go.
(whistles) Mm, ha-ha.
(gasps) Oh, she's beautiful.
Let me get eyes on this.
Everybody else already has.
Great lighting.
Airbrush?
No.

4. She kinda looks like that one model
on The Price is Right.
Yes, that's her.
The Price is Right?
Clive, that's your show.
Shut up, Ma!
No it's not.
Oh yeah, Stephanie.
People always underbid on her showcases.
Not the best presenter.

5. Where's the wedding?
In Hawaii.
Ooh.
Oh-ho-ho, whoa. (claps)
Awesome, hoo-hoo, (speaks in foreign language)!
She ever been married before?
No.
So she says.
Ex-boyfriend, she got one?
Of course.
Sloppy seconds, at least, right Dad?

6. Keith, she sounds wonderful.
Thank you, Mom.
Shut up, Ma!
Silence from you!
You're cut off from talking!
You know what, Clive?
I really don't appreciate the way that you're
talking to Mom.

7. Yes! Yes!
The prodigal son has returned!
You know what?
You want to go, let's go!
Because I've been here for the last 15 years
taking care of Mom and Dad
while you've been trollopsing all over the world
and why?
So you can come back here, criticize me
for how I treat them?

8. No, I actually came here
to ask you if you would do me the honor
of being my Best Man.
I know that we have had our differences,
but you're my older brother.

9. We'll pay for your room, and we're also gonna rent
you a car.
And we'll pay to fly you out there.
First - class?
Well, we can't afford first - class.
Well, (bleep) you. You're dead to me!
Clive?
Shut up, Ma!
I'm eating in my room!
Well, that went better than expected.
I think so.
Yeah.