This document provides a humorous summary of a person's life journey. It describes how as a boy he was well-behaved but sad after a love interest's father disapproved due to his lean body. He began intense exercise and bodybuilding, but the love interest still married someone else. He then came to IIM Bangalore to begin anew, with new confidence and resolutions, including vowing to marry by December 2012. It also jokes about his secret crushes and mentoring of certain juniors.