A person discusses their first world problems such as mood swings, depression from Bollywood songs, and the evolution of their porn collection from kilobytes to terabytes. They reference movies like Romeo Must Die Hard and pop culture topics. Their true love is not revealed but they discuss someone at the door making a whooshing sound.

2. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

3. ROMEO MUST LIVE FREE TO DIE HARD
HIGHLY PRONE TO MOOD SWINGS OR
MANSTRUATION

4. OF DEPRESSING BOLLYWOOD SONGS PLAYED ON LOUDSPEAKER
SHEKHARAOKE

5. BITSIAN->BYTESIAN->KILOBYTESIAN->MEGABYTESIAN->GIGABYTESIAN->TERABYTESIAN*
MANIAn
devil
*evolution of porn collection
Choice of Bandiyaan!

6. But his true love is…

7. KNOCK KNOCK
AND
WHOOSH THERE