The document criticizes traditional sex education for trying to scare children away from sex through references to religion, pregnancy risks, and diseases. It argues this approach does not work because sex is something humans naturally crave. Instead, it suggests sex education should warn children that having sex will lead them to want it too much and participate in it too rarely, making them self-conscious, willing to betray friends, and physically ill if they do not have it, eventually ruining their lives. It promotes two books by Aaron Goldfarb as an alternative to traditional sex education.

1. WHAT THEY SHOULD REALLY
TEACH US IN SEX ED CLASS.

2. BASED ON CHAPTER ONE OF
THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN
READ THE ENTIRE FIRST CHAPTER
OF BOTH BOOKS AT
BIT.LY/THEGUIDES
OR VISIT FGPRESS.COM/GUIDES
TO ORDER.

3. SEX ED DOES A TERRIBLE JOB OF
EDUCATING CHILDREN ABOUT SEX.

4. IN FACT, THE WHOLE
POINT OF SEX ED HAS
NEVER REALLY BEEN
TO TEACH CHILDREN
ANYTHING USEFUL
ABOUT SEX.

5. SO...WHAT HAS LONG BEEN THE POINT OF
THE DREADED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
SEX ED ASSEMBLY?

6. TO SCARE CHILDREN
AWAY FROM EVER
F*CKING!

7. AND HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

8. 1. BY EVOKING RELIGION

9. 2. WITH DOOMSDAY THOUGHTS OF
PREGNANCY

10. 3. AND DON’T FORGET,
FREQUENTLY MENTIONING
DISGUSTING DICK
DISEASES.

11. BUT NONE OF THESE THINGS WORKED, OF
COURSE. BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING WE ALL
CRAVE MORE THAN SEX.

12. NO, WHAT THEY REALLY SHOULD TELL KIDS IN
THOSE SEX ED ASSEMBLIES IS...

13. “DON’T HAVE SEX, KIDDOS, BECAUSE: YOU’LL
NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ENOUGH OF IT!”

14. “DON’T HAVE SEX BECAUSE, EVEN THOUGH IT’S
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD,
YOU’LL RARELY GET TO PARTICIPATE IN IT!”

15. “I’VE BEEN ALIVE FOR 20,436
DAYS AND ONLY HAD SEX 198
TIMES. THAT’S LESS THAN
1% OF MY LIFE!”

16. “DON’T HAVE SEX, BOYS, BECAUSE IT’LL MAKE
YOU TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS! ESPECIALLY WHEN
YOU’RE NOT HAVING ANY.”

17. “DON’T HAVE SEX BECAUSE IT’LL MAKE YOU
SCREW OVER YOUR FRIENDS JUST TO SCREW
ALL OVER SOME QUESTIONABLE CHICK YOU JUST
MET AT THE BAR.”

18. “DON’T HAVE
SEX, YOU
LITTLE
BASTARDS,
BECAUSE: IT’LL
MAKE YOU
PHYSICALLY
ILL.”

19. “DON’T HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU’LL SOON
NEED IT JUST TO VALIDATE YOUR PATHETIC
EXISTENCE.”

20. “DON’T HAVE SEX BECAUSE
IT WILL... EVENTUALLY…”

21. RUIN YOUR LIFE.

22. UNLESS YOU’VE READ
THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN &
THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE WOMAN
BY AARON GOLDFARB
available now at
FGPRESS.COM/GUIDES