…a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings
once built themselves a gigantic supercomputer called
Deep Thought to calculate once and for all the Answer
to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and
Everything…
For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought
computed and calculated, and in the end announced
that the answer was in fact Forty-two
…and so another, even bigger, computer had to be
built to find out what the actual question was.
And this computer, which was called the Earth, was
so large that it was frequently mistaken for a planet….
Sadly, however, just before the critical moment of
readout, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished by
the Vogons to make way – so they claimed – for a
new hyperspace bypass, and so all hope of discovering
a meaning for life was lost for ever.
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“My Universe is my eyes and
my ears. Anything else is
hearsay.
“if human beings don’t keep
exercising their lips, their
brains start working.

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