The document profiles two secret agents, Mervin and Jax, who work for the CIA. Mervin is an elderly spy who is able to get away with missions using his age as a cover. His partner Jax is a dog who helps Mervin complete missions while distracting him from naps and medication. Together the unlikely spy duo works to catch bad guys through stealth and clever tricks.

2. H O T S P U R
T O T T E N H A M
★

5. I shy away in my mind
In hopes in that I could share this place
with you
Youʼll be the first one to find
The shadows that make the girl
you undo
Cause the man that you are is to find
By the way you act in the light
Break or seize me
If the flame gets blown out in the shine
I will know that you can not be mine
Never leave me
[Chorus x2:]
When I trust you we can do it with the lights on
When I trust you we can do it with the lights on
When I trust you weʼll make love until the morning
Let me tell you all my secrets and Iʼll whisper ʻtil the dayʼs done
Break or seize me
Let the things that I tell you survive
In the way that you handle your size
Never leave me
[Chorus x4]
2.LIGHTSON
I love another,
and thus I hate myself.
1.PREFACE
PAGE 8
Was I just a...
Was I just a number to you?
Was I just a lonely girl to fly?
Tonight, Iʼve got a question for you
Tonight, do you want to live or die?
Was I just a number to you?
Was I just a lonely girl to fly?
Tonight, Iʼve got a question for you
Tonight, do you want to live or die?
Was I just a...
Was I just a...
Was I just a...
Was I just a...
Why you gotta go and hurt me, babe?
Why you gotta go and make me cry?
I just wanted to see you
And Iʼve got to clean the mess youʼve
made
I left your heart slow beating on the
side
Was I just a number to you?
Was I just a lonely girl to fly?
Tonight, Iʼve got a question for you
Tonight, do you want to live or die?
Was I just a.... number to you?
Was I just a.... number to you?
Was I just a.... Number?
7.NUMBERS
Now I yearn to follow you
in everything I do
All those years in
isolation helped me want
for you
Lead me to a place Iʼm
free from all the wrongs
I do
In, in, in, in return Iʼll
live forever loving you
Closer, Iʼm here to be
closer
Closer to you, to you, to
you, to you
Closer, Iʼm ready now
closer
Closer to you, to you, to
you, to you... Oh!
In my mind, eternal
darkness
Seemed like it was true
(True, true, true)
Oh so wretched (x4)
My savior knew I was
weary (I was lost)
I was sleepy but you held
me through
Carried me along the
sand your footsteps gold
and good
Closer, Iʼm here to be
closer
Closer to you, to you, to
you, to you... Oh!
Closer, Iʼm ready now
closer
Closer to
you, to
you, to
you, to
you...
Oh!
All
those
years in
isolation (x3)
8.CLOSER
Tell me why I act
this way
Tell me that Iʼll change
someday
Iʼll be the one that can
satisfy you
If I canʼt rectify the...
I give... Give, give
...Few things that Iʼve
got to change and a few
things in my way
Okay, so Iʼve said
it before and wonʼt
imply that
Youʼre not too close to
the fact
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
Just nod
your
head and get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
I know that sometimes
you wished Iʼd go away,
away
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
Donʼt we get another
chance?
Did I make the final
stand above the ones
that are oh so perfect
ʻCause they know how
to work it, work it,
work it?
I give... Give, give
Looking like Iʼll keep it
now, I made the cut
Okay, so Iʼve done it
before and you think
itʼs an act
But I call this time
a wrap
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
I know that sometimes
you wished Iʼd go away,
away
I know that sometimes
you wished Iʼd go away,
away
But Iʼd wished that you
would know that Iʼm
here to stay, to stay
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
Tell me what I got to do
Oh no, donʼt give up
Iʼll do everything to
make it better, babe
Iʼll do anything
Bite, Iʼll bite
Do you like it like that?
(Do you like it like
that?)
Tell me what Iʼve got
to do
Oh no, donʼt give up
ʻCause Iʼll do anything
to make you see me,
baby
(Give me your attention)
Bite, Iʼll make you better
I know that sometimes
you wished Iʼd go away,
away
I know that sometimes
you wished Iʼd go away,
away
But Iʼd wished that you
would know that Iʼm
here to stay, to stay
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up, babe
Just nod your head and
get up
Iʼm not going let you
give up
I give...
9.GIVEUP
PAGE 5
(Higher than a motherfucker,
dreaminʼ of you, as my lover) x 3
I know it hurts
You know, Iʼd quench that thirst
(I can treat you better than them)
You say youʼre lonely
I say youʼll think about it
ʻCause youʼre the only
One who resonates that chase
Mouth open like (Aahh)
(Higher than a motherfucker, dreaminʼ of you, as my lover)
(Mouth open your high)
Flying like a screaminʼ falcon,
Only way to do each other
(Mouth open your heart)
Pull out the incisor, give me two weeks, you wonʼt recognize her
Mouth open, youʼre high
I know it hurts
You know, Iʼd put you first
(I can fuck you better than her)
You say you want me
I say youʼll live without it
Unless youʼre the only
One who instigates
Got your mouth, open your high
3. T WO WEEKS
I could kiss you for hours....
Who wouldʼve thought, Iʼd be here, in your mouth, loud and clear?
Harder... Till you fill it with me
Harder... Am I suited to fit all of your needs?
Master of all of your needs
I could kiss you for hours.... And not miss a thing, read my lips now (x2)
I could kiss you for hours....
How would you like it if my lips touched yours, and they stayed closed, baby ʻtil
the stars fade out?
How would you like it if I suck before I bite but it wasnʼt too hard so it felt
alright?
How would you like it if I held you in my arms?
Round if your bed is big with supported tubes for Mmmmm Mmmm
Harder... Till you fill it with me
Harder... Am I suited to fit all of your needs?
Master of all of your needs
I could kiss you for hours.... And not miss a thing, read my
lips now
I could kiss you for hours.... The feeling you bring, so deep
in now
I could kiss you for hours....
Drive me heaven under the ground
The sweetest thing a girl like me has... Found
I could kiss you for hours....
Flying in a higher world of your own
I long lost boy aside a man... Thatʼs grown
I could kiss you for hours.... And not
miss a thing, read my lips now
I could kiss you for hours....
The feeling you bring, so
deep in now
I could kiss you for
hours.... (x6)
4.HOURS
When Iʼm low (Low, low)
I feel for you (You, you)
Time passes by (By, by, by)
Feel it for you
I explore
Stroke my side
Yes, I do
Feel for you
So, I tell myself itʼs cool
for me to wait for you, just
for you
I collect
my
thoughts
and
breathe
Because I
take your
lead
Take your
lead
Tell me,
what do I do
when youʼre not here?
What do I do when youʼre
not here?
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here?
What do I do when youʼre
not here?
I get my kicks like you
When Iʼm alone (Lone,
lone)
I donʼt need you (You, you)
I love my touch
Know just what to do
So, I tell myself itʼs cool to
get my kicks like you, just
like you
I just touch myself and say
“Iʼll make my own damn
way”
Own damn way
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here?
Tell me, what do I do?
Baby, itʼs clear
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here? (When
youʼre not here)
What do I do when youʼre
not here? (When youʼre
not here)
(When youʼre not here)
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here? (When
youʼre not here)
What do I do when youʼre
not here? (When youʼre
not here)
I get my kicks like you
(When youʼre not here)
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here? (When
youʼre not here)
What do I do when youʼre
not here? (When youʼre
not here)
(When youʼre not here)
Tell me, what do I do when
youʼre not here? (When
youʼre not here)
What do I do when youʼre
not here? (When youʼre
not here)
I get my kicks like you
(When youʼre not here)
What do I do when youʼre
not here?
I get my kicks like...
I get my kicks like...
I get my kicks like you
Tell me what do I do?
Baby, itʼs cleart
10. Kicks
Iʼm a sweet
Little love maker
Finding time
To make my words better (I)
Lately I
Not so present now
Not enough
For your constant fun
Iʼve got time, but youʼre tired of waiting
You only want me in open spaces
Come fill your gaps with people
I know no one
So lonely trying to be yours
When youʼre looking for so much more
You forgot
How we fell in love
Iʼm your sweet
Little love maker
Youʼre younger than I am broken
I dance feelings like theyʼre spoken
So my conversations not enough
So lonely trying to be yours
What a forsaken cause
So lonely trying to be yours
When youʼre looking for so much more
(So lonely trying)
How does it feel to have me thinking about you?
Wishing that words were enough to consume you
So lonely trying to be yours
How does it feel to have me thinking about you?
So lonely trying to be yours
What a forsaken cause
So lonely trying to be yours
When youʼre looking for so much more
To be yours (x2)
5. Pendulum
Was she the girl thatʼs from the video? (x3)
You lie and you lie and you lie
Nineteen to keep
Looking at the game though
Trying to make a stand for the main squeeze
Please
You donʼt stand a chance
Stop acting like you can
The cameraʼs on you, ainʼt that enough?
Youʼre looking for the all around good love
[Pre-Chorus:]
So nothingʼs gonna get in your way
Youʼre gonna get yourself broke one day
[Chorus:]
Was she the girl thatʼs from the video? (x2)
Stop, stop lying to me
Was she the girl thatʼs from the video? (x2)
You lie and you lie and you lie
Nineteen, I see, a body that can move
The hardest in the room
With a quick switch, kiss
Got all eyes on you now
What you gonna do?
The camera loves you, ainʼt that enough?
Youʼre craving for the whole universe
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Got something to say?
I donʼt want to hear about it
So you feeling the fame
I hate the things youʼre going through now
What you gonna do?
[Chorus]
You lie and you lie and you lie (x3)
6. Video girl
YTCD118
1. Preface
2. Lights On
3. Two Weeks
4. Hours
5. Pendulum
6. Video Girl
7. Numbers
8. Closer
9. Give Up
10. Kicks
YTCD118
FKATWIGS|LP1
©2014 Young Turks Recordings
FKATWIGS|LP1
YTCD118
1. Preface
2. Lights On
3. Two Weeks
4. Hours
5. Pendulum
6. Video Girl
7. Numbers
8. Closer
9. Give Up
10. Kicks
YTCD118
FKATWIGS|LP1
©2014 Young Turks Recordings
FKATWIGS|LP1

8. [CONFIDENTIAL]
A L I A S E S :
T H E B R E A K D O W N :Mervin happens to be a senior citizen. However, this does not stop
Mervin from being one of the top spies for the CIA. As a matter of
fact, he uses his age to his benefit. Mervin can practically getaway with murder because nobody suspects the old man. Mervincan often be seen on many exotic and local destinations with hissenior tour companions, at the bingo halls, and catching the early
bird dinner special. Mervin loves to catch the bad guy. The onlything he likes to do more is to catch an early bird dinner, takenaps, and pop some medication and chase it down with a finewhisky.
“Silent But Deadly” aka “Denture Death”
M E R V I N
A L I A S E S :
T H E B R E A K D O W N :
J A X
“The Neutralizer” aka “Ditch Digger”
Jax is the unsung hero of many of the missions in which he and
Mervin partake. It is no easy task to keep Mervin from falling
asleep on the job, mixing up medications, or out maneuver thugs.
Jax is always up for the challenge. Few would suspect a loveable
dog to be a government agent and Jax only uses that to his
advantage to complete missions. Jax is a hard working dog and on
occassions cannot concentrate and gets distracted by tennis balls.
One might say, that tennis balls are his kryptonite and a constant
source of battle of concentration for Jax.
[TOPSECRET]
AGENT:G PA-

14. MATTHEW
SCHAUMBERG
Profile
Contact
Skills
EDUCATION
EMPLOYMENT
I am a graphic design student at FIDM.
I am looking for opportunities and
unique chances to perfect my skills in
design, as a visual communicator and
problem solver by working alongside
professionals in the design and
advertising community.
FIDM [Fashion Institute of Design &
Merchandising
Graphic Design, P.D. 2015-2016
University of New Mexico
B.A. in Modern Languages, minor in History. [Graduated
w/ honors]
Analytical Linguist | RET Monitoring 2010-Present
I work as a linguist for English and Spanish language. I analyze
data and determine the nature, meaning and importance of
the data. I translate and prepare documents of sensitive nature
for the court and legal process.
Associate of Design Education Programs | Design Plus, LLC
2010
Facilitate Design Plus Education programs by providing
support to director. Search for and research grants and
funding opportunities for public works projects. Write grants
and prepare proposals. Research request for proposals [RFPs]
and request for queries [RFQs].
Assistant Project Manager | Voces, Inc. 2009-2010
Create and update accounting databases. Community
outreach to underserved populations, mainly Spanish speaking
communities. Developed databases for managing customer
profiles, industry and media contacts as well cataloging office
communications to these entities. While at Voces I helped
handle the media and public relations for a successful high
profile project aimed to repeal the Death Penalty in the State
of New Mexico.
Auxiliar de Conversacion [Madrid, Spain] 2008-2009
Liaison for the academic educators instructing students for
three independent classrooms. This is a bilingual program that
enabled the students to communicate, in English, complex
ideas both orally and written. I instructed the local teachers in
the nuances of the English language, idioms, and designed
References
Available upon request.
Proficient
InDesign
Illustrator
Photoshop
Knowledgeable
Sublime
Languages
Spanish
Portuguese
Areas of Interest
Motion Graphics
Animation
Branding
Entertainment
Matthew Schaumberg
mattzsg@gmail.com
505.702.9174