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A Child’s Garden of
Nine Eleven
Conspiracy or cons piracy.
See what they didn’t want to
tell you.
Presented in a pithiable and
pathosthetic format
mimicking children’s view of
September 11, 2001.
14 pages
Aural Gynecology for
the Layman
Previously published as
Women Seeing Red this
updated vibe rater hums
with excitement.
A must have in handbook
for either sex.
29 pages

Be Afraid.
Beaveree Eh Frayed.
Oh Canada. Oh Canada. Oh
Canada. Oh Canada. Oh
Canada. Oh Canada.
88 pages
Bears Ramblings On
Vancouver Island
One day Bear found a jug of
fermented cider.
"I will drink this" said Bear. Bear
drank the cider. Bear had a spirit
vision. In his vision he was on
Vancouver Island.
22 pages

The Bothers Grim
Fair E Tales & More
There Goos Rimes
Six small children were
locked in a room for six
weeks without food or water.
Here is what they had to say.
23 pages
CALL NINE ONE and
Other Acts of Terror
Terrorable poetry supports
some terrorible ideas about our
interrornment here on Earth.
HearNet™Security blanketed.
LimitIt™ edition
Sighned™ in ReSemenAll™
99 pages

The Computer Part e-
Be afraid, be very afraid,
especially if you call yourself
a programmer, geek, hacker,
or just one of those hanger-
ons that the computer industry
has created.
27 pages
Cry.Baby
“I haven’t got a brain”
“ I haven’t got a heart”
“I haven’t got courage”
Life and politics in B.C.
33 pages

Election, Rejection,
Selection
Bought, sold, traded, and
boiled in oil The Great
Mistake of 2015 is reviewed
with plenty of ‘I Told You So’s.
27 pages
Extraterrorestrial
Beings
Our heroes are revealed for
all they are, the final flash of
dying star, for with this pen I
do they mar, with hopes I
leave ‘em all a scar.
42 pages

Giving Myself ‘A’
Reason To Go On
A homonymless man
writes from the point of
just what is it like to look
up the laid he skirts when
you’re lying prone(d) to
the sidewalk, beer / joint /
needle dangling from your
hand /lips / arm.
65 pages
How to Write Pro$eperly
Wright those things you were
wrongly taut. Poetry antholo-
gies in penned down lesson
format to help squiggling
struggling youth.
Duped by corporate professorri
everywhere! Curriculum sup-
ported bookstore LimitIt™ ed.
in attractive ‘f.Art™’ envelope.
132 pages

In Prose of Golf
Be fore warned:
This book is rough, rough,
rough on players and
practices.
Oh, and there’s some fun
bits.
31 pages
It Came from Jacksons
Point
Sometimes, like when you’re
visiting your sister, there’s just
not that much to do.
Poetic sketches of small town
Ontario with politics.
15 pages

Kill The Rich: A Guide to
Economic, Social, and
Political Rehabituation
Writ-I-Lin™ by a product of the
system this politically incorrect
prose discusses socially
unacceptable truths in today`s
society.
LimitIt™ ed. Sighned™ in type
A. blude.
85 pages
Kindaslow in the
Kootenays
Has-beens and coffee get
together to recreate a same old
new tourist trap in a land even
the Natives don't want.
80 pages

The Knowledge of the
Bearded Clam
Some things are said that
should be. But it`s funny too:)
105 pages
Middle Class Outing
It's about how fat we are and
middle means middle only like
a big middle and class isn't
school and outing's not a trip.
18 pages

The Mir®
chant of
Venous
Shakespeare’s The Merchant
of Venice updated for the
Internitwits/educated masses
Written in ADd Nauseam
Continuum
51 Pages.
Occupi Occupy
Occupie
Hold a revolution. Hold a park.
Talk talk talk. Clique. Here
come the police, Oh no!. Run
away, run a way, run aweigh.
10 pages

‘Omeless 0lympics
‘Andbook
A Dream Come True.
Unfortunately yes if you don’t
read this book. Games
people play and the wonder
why.
22 pages
One Hundred Fart
Poems
Under-utilized, under
estimated, yet understood
by everyone the fart is made
to odour jest for you.
51 pages

Say Something
Terrorible
My mom says ‘If you can’t say
anything nice then don’t say
anything’.
Sorry mom but under the
guise of poetic license I
penned these beauties.
45 Pages
Some Terrorible
Company To Keep
Corporate bullshit held up to the
light. Slam them all. Dis them.
They’re all a bunch of G.O.O.F.S.
anyways. That’s right, G.O.O.F.S.
Shout it out.
62 Pages

Sterrorlization
Black white( well sort of
pinkish) etcetera, Christian
Muslim etcetera, Hetero-
Homo-Metro Sexual, Physical,
Mental, Ow!
Includes all human rights
violations I could think of.
38 pages
Terrorforming Your
Environment
Never to leave well enough alone
our attempts at managing our
society, culture, and environment
are recycled, re-used, and just
generally regurgitated
11 pages

Top 56 Ways 2
Kill The Rich
Imagine if you were just
allowed
to imagine without all that
guilt
and stuff.
A light-hearted look at class
reformation.
18 pages
The Trappings of
Atoeinny and
Cleptoputtra
You have to like Shakespeare
and Golf and be smart to read
this.
Small audience expected but
written anyways.
109 pages

Tyrann(y)asaurus
(w)Rex
That I hope soon to be extinct
dinosaur, our government, is
bludgeoned and clubbed as
thoroughly as the freedom of
the law lets me without jail
time.
49 pages
Victoria By Deceit of the
Pants
A salty tar logs a naughty call
look and sea of Victoria’s sure
shortcomings and long
windings.
Yarrr!
53 pages

Virtually One Big Poem
Is virtually one big poem being
littered as a lot of little poems
belittling little e-miners for a
little bit of fun and a little Deep
Thought.
22 pages
What You Should Know
About B.A.N.F.F.
Beware Aint Nothing For Free
as pictures, prose, and
shocking newspaper articles
reveal culture`s seamy side
using Banff, Canada’s
Mountain Jewel as a backdrop.
Colored. LimitIt™ edition
includes bins with best pickings
for recycling.

56 pages
You Look Fantastic
Fatcalgary
BIG people in a BIG city need
a BIG poem. Naturally.
More than just that, it moos
you to think. Think Houston on
`Ludes`.
LimitIt™ ed. with concrete
cover doubles as exercise.
200 pages

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