The document appears to be a humorous and satirical prayer dedicated to Conor, possibly referencing Conor McGregor and incorporating a mix of traditional religious elements and contemporary pop culture. It reflects the author's admiration and devotion to Conor, blending a parody of a Catholic Mass with lighthearted phrases. The text includes various psalms and a unique take on familiar prayers, emphasizing themes of loyalty and escapism.

2. RESPONSE:
AND ALSO
WITH YOU

4. ODE TO CONOR
Through him, with him, and in
him
in the unity of the UFC,
all glory and honour is yours,
Almighty Conor,
for ever and ever.

5. PSALM 1.
RESPONSE:
AMEN

6. PSALM 2.
RESPONSE:
AMEN

7. PSALM 3.
RESPONSE:
AMEN

8. PSALM 4.
RESPONSE:
AMEN

9. RESPONSE:
Thanks be to Conor

10. PLEASE
STAND

11. PRAYER
Our Father who art in Crumlin,
Hallowed be thy hair, thy left hand come
Thy will be done
In the MGM as it is in the Madison
Give us this night our escape from reality
And forgive us our shortcomings
As we ignore any bad word said against you
And lead us not into despair
But deliver us glory for Ireland
Amen

12. GO FORTH NOW IN
PEACE TO LOVE AND
SERVE CONOR