A Quiz I made out of boredom and presented at The Quizzard Club. It is made of all things NSFW and not just porn, though primarily porn. Hope you like it!

1. Presented by:

2. In association with:

3. Rules
• Do not cheat
• We know you have a lot of “reference” videos saved on your phone,
but refrain from looking at them
• There are 5 rounds and a total of 69 questions (because of course)
• There is no buzzer round, so don’t worry about pressing the buzzer
prematurely
• Don’t argue with the Quizmaster, he is the horniest guy in the room

4. Disclaimer:
• Like every other assignment in college, this Quiz was prepared and
compiled the night before, so if there are any errors, sorry for them
• The Quizmaster didn’t watch any “study” videos for this quiz the night
before, so he is both sleepy and horny
• Like a conscious citizen, the Quizmaster has used protection before
every answer slide and just for fun they are all Durex ads (because
why not)
Note: The Quizmaster is not sponsored by Durex, though he wishes he
was. Just kidding. He has no use for them :”)

6. Round 1: Foreplay
• Clockwise Round
• 14 Questions
• +10/-10 for pounce
• +10 for direct
• +5 for bounce

7. Question 1
Greek historians have identified two classes of prostitutes: The Hetaira
and the X. While the Hetaira had only a few clients simultaneously and
provided them with a much more intimate relationship, the X were
workers in brothels or on the streets. A very popular pastime, named Y,
originated from the word X. Give me Y (derived from X).

8. Protection

9. Answer
Y=Porn
X=Pornai

10. Question 2
The movie X (2 words), by Andy Warhol in 1969 (insert obvious 69
joke), was the first erotic film to be released in the USA. It is also
credited to have aided in beginning the Golden Age of Porn. A synonym
of the title X is used widely in India to refer to porn. Give me either X or
the synonym.

11. Protection

12. Answer
X=Blue Movie
The Synonym: Blue Film

13. Question 3
This term was developed in 2004 to address the controversy in the
(in)famous Superbowl half-time show. It has since been added to the
dictionary and has also gained popularity for describing similar
controversies. Which term is it?

14. Protection

15. Answer
Wardrobe Malfunction
(Search Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, or ‘Nipplegate’)

16. Question 4
Building on the previous question, the same incident has also been
credited by one of the founders of an extremely famous
website/application for its inception. He said that when he and his
buddies tried to search the video online for ahem…viewing, they
couldn’t find good sites, and some similar incidents happened in the
next one year which compelled them to develop the website. Which
website am I talking about?
Hint: Think about the timeline. There’s a giveaway hint on the next
slide, feel free to skip it.

17. Giveaway: The founder is Jawed Karim.

18. Protection

19. Answer
Youtube

20. Question 5
Moving along in a similar fashion, just like the Nipplegate scandal
compelled Jawed Karim and others to develop YouTube, the green
dress worn by Jennifer Lopez at the 42nd Grammy Awards in the year
2000 is credited to have led to the development of a very important
feature of an existing browser at that time. What is that feature?

21. Protection
Every guy liked this chapter.

22. Answer
Google Image Search
Funny how a few people’s horniness have contributed so much to our
society.

23. Question 6
There were three wars fought between Carthage and Rome between
264 BC and 146 BC. These wars are known as the Punic wars.
X was the name given to a rivalry between Playboy and Penthouse
where each magazine tried to show a little more skin without going
over the top. This was an obvious pun on the name given above.
Give me X.

24. Protection

25. Answers
The Pubic Wars

26. Question 7
On the day of the Presidential Inauguration of Barack Obama, Veet ran
this ad. Give me the blanked out part.

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28. Answer

29. Question 8
___ Condoms, a small US consumer products development company
founded by inventor Danny Resnic, began development and clinical
research of three new types of condoms in 2005. The brand has
patented the condoms made of silicone that were designed to improve
sensation from the inside rather than from the outside like rolled latex
condoms. The brand's innovation was acknowledged in 2013 by the Bill
& Melinda Gates Foundation and the New York Times as the most
innovative example for reinventing the condom.
Give me the name of the condom.
(Hint: Think Japan)
(Another Hint: Don’t let your thoughts get blurred)

30. Protection

31. Answer
Origami Condoms

32. Question 9
The word X, when used as a slang, roughly means a pervert or a weirdo
(The Quizmaster acknowledges both of these remarks). However, it is
actually just a part of a two word phrase X Seiyoku.
The word X is a very popular form of porn consumed by people
worldwide. Identify X.

33. Protection

34. Answer
Hentai

35. Question 10
Identify the company

36. Protection

37. Answer
Pornhub

38. Question 11
The show X began in 2016 and is presented by Asa Akira. One winner
from both the genders are announced at the end of the show. It’s name
is a pun on a very popular singing reality show which has had various
versions from all over the world. Give me X.

39. Protection

40. Answer
The Sex Factor (pun on The X Factor)

41. Question 12
Most people think that the NSFW game X developed around the same
time as the much safer game Y (which is the same as X in all aspects
except one), which is around the end of 19th century. The first mention
of the game X was in 1916. Many people say that X originated in
brothels as a way to mix gambling with sex. Give me X.

42. Protection
Strip Ludo anyone?

43. Answer
X=Strip Poker
Y=Poker

44. Question 13
UrbanDictionary describes this act as “When two raging lesbians get
naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, get down on all fours and
crawl around trying to penetrate each other”.
This word is a pun on the name of a mythical being. Give me the word.

45. Protection

46. Answer
Screwnicorn

47. Question 14
UrbanDictionary describes this action as “Fapping while you're
watching porn but you're waiting because the video’s buffering”.
Once again a pun on a common action among all of us present here,
what am I talking about?

48. Protection

49. Answer
Masturwait

50. Check your

51. Round 2: Where most men fail
• Anticlockwise
• 14 questions
• +10/-10 for pounce
• +10 for direct
• +5 for bounce

52. Question 15
While there is nothing NSFW about this show, the same cannot be said
about the name. It ran for more than 600 episodes on Indian Television
and became quite famous for showing a kiss on screen between the
two main leads. There is also a 1976 Bollywood song of the same
name. Identify the show.
Hint: The name may also showcase some preferences which an
individual may have for their partners.

53. Protection
Hint: The 2nd one here

54. Answer

55. Question 16
When in school, most of us are made to read the heavily censored
version of this book. This is because the author’s father didn’t want the
world to know about this side of hers.
Here’s an excerpt of the parts which were censored: “Peter, the
German word Geschlechtsteil means `sexual organ' doesn't it? But then
the male and female ones have different names.' `I know that.' "The
female one is a vagina, that I know, but I don't know what it's called in
males.' `Hmm.' `Oh, well,' I said. `How are we supposed to know these
words?”
Identify the author.

56. Protection

57. Answer
Anne Frank
The book is Anne Frank’s Diary

58. Question 17
Lisa Sparks (or Lisa Sparxxx), achieved a record in 2004 in Warsaw’s
Eroticon which required ‘contributions’ from various other people.
What did she achieve?

59. Protection
Sparxxx
probably
didn’t.

60. Answer
She had sex with most people at once.

61. Question 18
The X was the scene of a film which required the most money to film. It
usually refers to the most action-packed, bold, or controversial scene of
the film.
However, in the sense we are talking of today, the X is a scene where
the filmmakers paid extra money to the male actors for doing it.
Give me X.

62. Protection

63. Answer
Moneyshot

64. Question 19
A scholarship programme by Rapper Nelly was started, named the X
Juice Scholarship. This is a programme for anyone who is a Positive
Intellectual Motivated Person. The applicant has to describe with
efficiency why they may be a X.
What is X?
(Hint: The answer is in the question)

65. Protection
All you needed
to do was look

66. Answer
X=P.I.M.P.
Positive Intellectual Motivated Person

67. Question 20
Steve Shubin designed this device as a sex toy for men. He
appropriately described his design as a discreet sperm collection
device. The initial product looked quite similar to a common household
item, which is why the name of the brand was a pun on the item.
Name the sex toy.

68. Protection

69. Answer
Fleshlight (pun on Flashlight)

70. Question 21
While Harry Potter can be inappropriately described as “A noseless
man’s obsession with a teenage boy”, which book/movie series can be
described as “The woman’s choice between bestiality and
necrophilia”?

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72. Answer
Twilight

73. Question 22
These are the names of books. Connect (not an exhaustive list):
• Sweet Dreams
• Girlvert
• The Devil made Me do It
• Raw Talent

74. Protection

75. Answer
Books written by porn stars

76. Question 23
This book is an international bestseller. One of its reviews says:
A must read for students studying anything to do with gender politics.
This is a deeply insightful and philosophical read and in many ways
Simove understands the mind so much that he’s able to explain it in
one simple read. Yes, I read it in one session! I just can’t wait for the
sequel.
What is so special about this book?

77. Protection

78. Answer
It’s blank!

79. Question 24
The term Y, used predominantly in law, originated because of the
ancient Roman practice where two men would hold each other’s X
while swearing an oath of allegiance. Give me both X and Y.

80. Protection

81. Answer
X=Testicles
Y=Testimony

82. Question 25
Mortimer Granville pioneered the labor-saving _____ in the 1880s,
when his electromechanical invention was patented. Originally used
purely as a medical instrument, its immense generator restricted the
_____to permanent installation in the doctor's surgery.
Which commonly used device’s origin is being talked about here?

83. Protection

84. Answer
Vibrator

85. Question 26
Kira Lee Orsag is an actress of Czech, English and German descent. She
had to start stripping to pay her bills and then forayed into porn. She
also has her own talk show on Amazon Prime.
How do we better know her as?

86. Protection

87. Answer
Is the name even required?

88. Question 27
Her real name is Marina Ann Hantzis. Apart from her stellar adult
entertainment career, her feature films include The Girlfriend
Experience, Smash Cut, I Melt With You, Open Windows, and the TV
Series Entourage, where she plays herself.
Who am I talking about?

89. Protection

90. Answer
Sasha Grey

91. Question 28
The ___ Awards are film awards sponsored and presented by the
American adult video industry trade magazine ___ to recognize
achievement in various aspects of the creation and marketing of
American pornographic movies. They are often called the "Oscars of
porn".
Give me the name of the awards. (The name of the magazine is the
same)

92. Protection

93. Answer
AVN Awards
Adult Video News

94. Check your

95. Round 3: Apna Haath Jagannath
• Written round
• 13 Questions
• +5 for every correct answer
• +15 for a full house (The quizmaster will totally get it if you want to
reduce the bonus to +4, taking the total to 69)
• You have to name the porn parody based on the name of the movie
or series given in the question

96. Question 29

97. Question 30

98. Question 31

99. Question 32

100. Question 33

101. Question 34

102. Question 35

103. Question 36

104. Question 37

105. Question 38

106. Question 39

107. Question 40

108. Question 41

109. Exchange Your Sheets
An excerpt from Star Whores
(Star Whores is also a porn parody
This line isn’t in it though)

110. Question 29

111. Answer

112. Question 30

113. Answer

114. Question 31

115. Answer

116. Question 32

117. Answer

118. Question 33

119. Answer

120. Question 34

121. Answer

122. Question 35

123. Answer

124. Question 36

125. Answer

126. Question 37

127. Answer

128. Question 38

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130. Question 39

131. Answer

132. Question 40

133. Answer

134. Question 41

135. Answer

136. Check your

137. Round 4: Desi
Admit it. Everyone’s watched it.
• Clockwise
• 14 questions
• +10/-10 for pounce
• +10 for direct
• +5 for bounce

138. Question 42
Renowned Indian model and actor was embroiled in a controversy
when he, along with his ex-girlfriend, Madhu Sapre, posed nude for a
print ad for a brand of shoes. Cases were filed against them under
Mumbai Police’s Social Service Branch, and later under the Wildlife
Protection Act (because of the python used). Both of them were later
acquitted of all charges.
Either give me the model or the brand of shoes.

139. Protection

140. Answer
Milind Soman
Tuff Shoes

141. Question 43
Director Akhilesh Jaiswal has said that the idea for making a movie on X
came when he was still in school, when TVs were not common and
there was no internet. He would read X to pass his time because
everyone was curious about sex. After years of research, he did not find
anything on the personal life of X. Hence, he made the movie, with the
same name as X, which gives a fictional idea about his life.
Give me X, a famed adult fiction writer of India.

142. Protection

143. Answer
Mastram

144. Question 44
Born in Delhi in 1977, she worked in the modelling industry before
starting her career in porn. She became hugely successful and worked
with a number of top-tier American porn companies. She announced
her retirement from the industry in 2013 and has since acted in a
Hollywood Movie.
Who am I talking about?
Hint: It’s not Sunny Leone.

145. Protection

146. Answer
Priya Anjali Rai

147. Question 45
This ad stirred quite a bit of controversy when it was released. When it
was prohibited, people called it an act of hypocrisy because the
innuendo was such that it couldn’t be deciphered by children. They
said that though the ad was indeed ‘naughty’, it was definitely not
‘vulgar’. The actress in the ad has since gone on to participate in the
12th season of Bigg Boss, and was even one of the finalists.
Which ad am I talking about?

148. Protection

149. Answer
Ye to Bada Toing hai

150. Question 46
As a part of its Generation W campaign, Femina India released a photo
of a Mehendi Kamasutra Cheat Sheet, with drawings of 19 different sex
positions from the Kamasutra on each hand (photo on the next slide).
Tell me why were there only 19 positions drawn?

152. Protection

153. Answer
Because according to them, a newly-wed couple should be able to try
only a few of the 64 positions of the Kamasutra before the Mehendi
fades away.
The Quizmaster urges you to take a chance and prove this study wrong.

154. Question 47
On June 15, 2018, ALT Balaji put up this
tweet which targeted the hypocrisy of
the Indian audience. The two blanked
out portions are the names of two
Indian web series. Give me both the
web series.

155. Protection

156. Answer

157. Question 48
The presenter of the radio show ‘_______ ___ ______’ (7,3,6 letters
respectively) wanted this late night show to get stories from women
across the country. He wanted them to focus on what happens when
they go ‘_______ ___ ______’ (same as the name of the show). He
wanted it to be about their stories and his opinions.
What wass this show called, which is a common euphemism for sex?

158. Protection

159. Answer
Between the Sheets

160. Question 49
The same Anil Srivatsa, as CEO of Radiowalla.in, started a new radio
station called Q-Radio in 2013. He said he did this because during his
time on ‘Between the Sheets’, he had taken calls from a certain group
of people who he felt didn’t have enough relatable content for them on
mainstream media. Who is the target audience for this radio station?

161. Protection
Hint:

162. Answer
India’s LGBT Population

163. Question 50
When India reached the finals of the 2011 Cricket World Cup, this
model rose to popularity when she claimed she would strip if India
wins the World Cup. We all know that India won, but her stripping
promise wasn’t fulfilled (much to the disappointment of cricket fans
and non-cricket fans alike). She stated that it was the BCCI who didn’t
give her the permission to do so.
However, much of India did get to see her strip. Not once, but multiple
times when she started her own adult entertainment app.
Identify the model/actress.

164. Protection

165. Answer
Poonam Pandey

166. Question 51
An Indian actress, also known for her modelling career, she became the
first Indian woman to pose nude for the famed Playboy magazine in
2012. Apart from that, she participated in the third season of Bigg Boss
and hosted the sixth season of Splitsvilla.
Following the steps of Poonam Pandey, she launched her own app in
2019.
Who am I talking about?

167. Protection

168. Answer
Sherlyn Chopra
The one on the right,
Just to clarify :p

169. Question 52
This book by Joseph Lelyveld, published in 2011, was extremely
controversial. It mentioned talks about the potential relationship
between X and a Jewish architect born in Lithuania when X was not in
India. Since X is highly revered, this book was banned in the state he
was born in. The author told the press that the homosexual
interpretation by the people was wrong because he was deeply
attached to the Jewish architect. Identify X.

170. Protection

171. Answer
Mahatma Gandhi

172. Question 53
The October 1963 issue of Playboy was famous for featuring an
interview of X, which wasn’t actually an interview, but a mix of many of
his previous interviews. It even included a certain speech from the
person in question which he delivered 16 years ago from the time it
was published. Identify X.

173. Protection

174. Answer
Jawaharlal Nehru

175. Question 54
In 2004, a certain porn actress, whose real name is Karenjit Kaur Vohra,
shaved off her pubic hair along with a few other women as a certain
protest.
What/who were these women protesting against?
Hint: A previous question from this quiz itself

176. Protection

177. Answer
Protesting against Bush

178. Question 55
X is a housewife whose promiscuous behaviour is justified because her
husband, Ashok, ignores her. According to Buzzfeed, her popularity is
because of three reasons:
• It is very sexy to see an Indian woman unapologetically going after pleasure within a society which
constantly shames women for the pursuit of pleasure.
• She fits the stereotypes of an Indian bhabhi, but she also breaks those stereotypes by indulging in her lust.
• Though she is depicted as an upper class upper caste woman, she pursuits sexual relationships with multiple
people irrespective of their caste, class or gender.
Identify X, who even has her own website.

179. Protection

180. Answer
Savita Bhabhi

181. Check your

182. Round 5: Climax
• Anticlockwise
• 14 questions
• +10/-10 for pounce
• +10 for direct
• +5 for bounce

184. Question 56
Alma de Bretteville Spreckels is often known as the Great Grandmother
of San Francisco. She was a philanthropist. At the age of 19, she
married Adolph B. Spreckels who was older to her by 24 years. He was
a well-known business magnate in the X industry. Due to the industry
he worked in and their age difference, she used to call him her XY (two
words: X is the same as the industry).
Give me XY.

185. Protection

186. Answer
Sugar Daddy

187. Question 57
Identify the advertiser

188. Protection

189. Answer

190. Question 58
X used to refer to children who suffered from Umberto’s syndrome
which results in the abnormal growth of the hip bone in one direction.
The term X started to refer to something else when songwriter Julian
Pegg wrote a song Henrietta in 1919 which referenced his divorce from
his wife Henrietta DeToot and left him with the custody of his son who
had Umberto’s syndrome.
The listeners made their own interpretations based on the song. Give
me X.
Hint: The next slide contains a few lines from the song. Don’t look at
them just yet because they are a giveaway.

191. "Henrietta, Henrietta,
You've made me a loner.
Now that I am without you,
I’ve only a X.

192. Protection
The end came too
soon for Mr. Pegg too.

193. Answer
Boner

194. Question 59
A company/entertainment organization came up with these series of
ads to promote the idea of safe sex. The tagline was ‘Sex is no
accident’.
Identify the company.
Hint: You associate it with music.

196. Protection
Stay Safe

197. Answer

198. Question 60
The number came to be associated with weed when five pot smokers
from a high school in California used it to denote the time they would
start searching for a seemingly abandoned cannabis crop after they
found a treasure map saying the same. They started using this number
every time they would gather to smoke weed, and hence, an entire
generation became familiar with the use of this number for weed.
Which number am I talking about?

199. Protection
Forget weed

200. Answer
420

201. Question 61
X is a website that specializes in locating, posting and rating instances
of female nudity in television and film. Founded in August 1999, X is
also the nickname of the company's chief executive, whose real name
is Jim McBride. As of 2007, X attracted more than seven million visitors
per month. Their tagline is “Fast-Forwarding to the Good Parts”.
Identify this site which everyone who has searched for Celebrity porn
has come across.

202. Protection

203. Answer
Mr. Skin

204. Question 62
Since the song was released, people have speculated that the lyrics of
the song may be an innuendo for a blowjob. The name of the song may
refer to the “taste of semen left with the girl once she has finished
giving a blowjob”. The song is so in touch with the film it featured in,
that nobody questioned this when it was released. Which song am I
talking about?

205. Protection
Example of a Strong Pullout Game

206. Answer
Namak Ishq Ka

207. Question 63
These lines feature in many jokebooks and they trace their origin to the
2007 movie Shoot ‘Em Up.
“There once was a woman who was quite begat.
She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
She said it was fun in the breeding,
But found it was hell in the feeding,
When she saw there was no ___ ___ ___.“
The last three words form a commonly used English phrase which
means to give back in the same manner.
What is the phrase, which would accurately describe the woman’s
breastfeeding problems?

208. Protection

209. Answer
Tit for Tat

210. Question 64
“No more tears at bedtime with __________.
Caring dads always lube.”
Which brand, famous worldwide, once came with this tagline?

211. Protection
It’s not Nutella

212. Answer

213. Question 65
These are three well known
English cricketers, shooting for
an awareness campaign for the
magazine Cosmopolitan Explain
the campaign they are shooting
for.

214. Protection

215. Answer
Prostate Cancer Awareness (or Male Cancer Awareness in general)

216. Question 66
Produced by Mohan Meakin, it is often called ‘Som Ras’ or ‘The drink of
the hindu gods’. It is the third largest selling brand of its kind of alcohol
in the world. Which alcohol brand are we talking about, which is very
dear to all broke college students?

217. Protection
We don’t eat
Snacks, we eat
Chakna.

218. Answer
Old Monk Rum

219. Question 67
A Dutch band Adam released a music video titled Go to Go in 2014,
which quickly became their most watched video. A few screenshots of
the video are given. What was so unique about this video?

220. Protection

221. Answer
They sang while sitting on a vibrator.

222. Question 68
Many people in power in Uganda have been notified about a certain
problem, which is proving to be a big obstacle for the country’s fight
against aids. While this problem may seem false at first, enough men
have complained about it. What problem is this?

223. Protection
Hint ;)

224. Answer
The condoms which are available are too small for them.
*turns away
*tries not to cry
*cries anyway

225. Before the Quiz ends,
Our Quiz Club is quite nascent and still in its developing stages. Please
support us by attending our Quizzes, or maybe even a collaboration.
This quiz was heavily inspired by a few quizzes, namely Gandi Baat, The
Dirty Quiz, and The NSFW Quiz.
It would be really great if quizzes like this help us in putting our Club on
the map.
All I am saying is…

227. Question 69
An extremely easy one to end the quiz:
A sculpture from a Hindu temple in Elephanta shows this position
where the man is actually standing and the woman is hanging upside
down from his shoulders. The Kamasutra mentions this sex position as
the ‘congress of a crow’ and describes it as ‘When a man and a woman
lie down in an inverted order and carry on the congress of the mouth.
Which hugely popular position am I talking about?

228. Protection
Hint again

229. Answer

230. Check the final

231. Bouquets and brickbats are welcome at
saraogiabhyuday@gmail.com

232. The End
Jai Bhadrakali