This document provides an introduction to Quickology, which is described as a new branch of study focused on investigating the behaviors and influences of William Paul Quick and those who support him ("quickists"). The summary aims to capture the high-level purpose and scope of Quickology based on the information presented: (1) Quickology was founded on September 27, 2010 to systematically study the characteristics and linguistic aspects of "quickism" as embodied by Quick, including terms like "quickist," "quickie," and "quickspeak." (2) Plans are outlined to develop Quickology into a formal area of research, including journals, courses, and a consortium to coordinate related work. (3)

1. QUICKOLOGY:
AN INTRODUCTORY COURSE
November 2011
2011 © Ray L. Sun

2. Aims
 To discover the causes of
quickism, quickdom and
quickigenesis

3. Aegean Iris Books Presents
A
Ray L. SUN
Production

4.  He is famous. Who
knows? Maybe one day
he will make all of them
popular.
Image copyright ©
International Rice Research Institute
—Adapted from an American Author

5. In the beginning, there was
William Paul Quick
Webpage snapshot,
copyright © the University of Sheffield,
Accessed in 2009

6. The story begins,
 "I look forward to working with you, we have
a very dynamic and international laboratory
and some exciting research projects in
progress."
 —Email, Quick to Sun, 2005
 "I too am very pleased to have you at
Sheffield. … I look forward to meeting you in
September."
 —Email, Quick to Sun, 2005

7. In the start,
 " It's rubbish. "
 William Paul Quick in 2005 said to Z. -L. Sun in referring to
Functional
Z. -L. Sun's PhD project, "
Significance of Genetic Diversity
in Plants", which was sponsored by a prestigious
studentship from a well-known Research Council [Natural
Environment Research Council] and a well-known
company [Hutchison Whampoa], named after a well-known
British scientist [Dorothy Hodgkin] and announced by a
well-known British politician [Tony Blaire] in 2003

8. Quick told me to "letter to letter"
repeat Simon Snowden's PhD work
 That was nothing but a " baby-comforter".
 Quick kept me busily engaged in repeating repeats.
 Quick kept telling me to repeat my own work. "Your PhD
depends upon the standard curve (of Western blotting)."
 What was his purpose of keeping me and not letting me go when
he said "you are not a qualified PhD student" as early as 2006?
 " A Horse Was Led and Manipulated by
a Rat!"

9. Quick wrote in 2006,

10. And Quick said in 2006,
Don't read
 "
Nature or New
Scientist! "

11. Then, the make of Quick the
Shitologist
SILLY "屎 痢"
RUBBISH "拉 屁 屎 "
CRAP "尻 拉 屁 "
BULLSHIT "抱 屎 坨 "
STUPID "屎堆屁积"
ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH "暗步死路特来拉屁屎"
PATHETIC "排尿大屙"
Interestingly, when the selected quickspeaks were transliterated into another
language, It turned out that they contained either of the words as "shit", "piss"
or "fart" or more than one in the transliterations. Because of WP Quick's
favourite pet words, it is worthwhile to get him a title as WP Quick the Shitter,
or WP Quick the Shit Maker, or WP Quick the Farter. The performances of the
quickies at the University of Sheffield indicated that WP Quick was not the only
shitter. In order to make difference between WP Quick and other shitters, it had
been tentatively suggested that WP Quick be called William Paul Quick the

12. And, " Bullshit"!
The word in this image was from a sheet (see later part of this do
William Paul Quick in a "supervisory" meeting held at Room C48 Al
Building, the University of Sheffield. That was a serious "scientific"

13. more quickspeaks:
A Swaggering Bully
 "You just don't have a brain for PhD!"
 "You reached your limit."
 "Bloody"
 "Bloody hell"

14. Non-Quick quickspeaks
 "Bullying is not against the law… there
might be industrial tribunal, but you are
not an employee." by Anthony John Ryan,
said to Sun
 "That's completely mad." by Andrew
Fleming the Asshole Snitch
 "You are rude, unhelpful,… OUT!" by
Andrew Fleming the Asshole Snitch

15. Quickspeak as anti-science
 Why is quickspeak anti-
science?
 Quickspeak indicates that
only "100%" signal is
"true".
 That is against the second
law of thermodynamics.
 Even if the signal is "1%", it
is not "false", "×" and
"Bullshit".

16. However, what Quick said of me in
other occasions? Here is one
example
 He came highly rated from his home
University in China and from Professor
××××'s laboratory in Australia and he
has proved this with his work at
Sheffield. He is highly motivated
student who clearly has a successful
science research career in front of him.
 —Quick wrote of Sun

17. Quickism
 Anti-Science
 Anti-Fact
 and
 Anti-Common are among the essential
Sense characteristics of
quickism.

18. Implications in the overusing
of swears in quickspeak
 Unprofessionalism and degenerate character
 Limited vocabulary and limited intelligence
 The University of Sheffield (or to be more
specific, the Burnettick administration of the
University of Sheffield) had been tolerate to
professorial swearing, although they said
different things on paper.
......

19. Quickology: Founding Date
 27 September 2010  Historical Document:
 is the Founding date of
Quickology
 "At the University of Sheffield, officially, no one
has ever said anything against him and his
behaviour, within the limit of my knowledge. But
from my personal interviews within the
laboratory and the Department, I had not heard
any confirmative comment on WP Quick's
bullying and harassing behaviours. According to
the regulations of the human resources
department, he should have been disciplinarily
dismissed because of his "serious misconducts".
Not only he had not been disciplinarily dismissed,
he became a star employee at the University of
Sheffield (www.shef.ac.uk) . These phenomena
deserve a specific branch of study. A whole
institution made concerted efforts in shielding a
professorial bully and liar. This issue itself
deserves a deep investigation. I have the time,
resources, intention and necessity to do the job.
Today will be the foundation day of the new
branch of study: QUICKOLOGY."
 —Email, Sun to the University of Sheffield, 2010

20. Quickology: Lingustic Basics
Quickism  (1) Quickist, Quickie, and Quickizen are all refer to people who
take side with WP Quick and sympathize with him. The
 Quickismize differences between them could be tentatively explained as:
Quickist supports WP Quick strongly and forcibly, and usually
 Quickist (pl. Quickists)
in higher bureaucratic positions, e.g., the pro vice chancellors
 Quickist (adj.) and heads of departments; Quickie is more passive in
supporting Quick than the Quickist; Quickizen is a collective
 Quickie (pl. Quickies) term for the members of Quickdom.
 Quickizen  (2) Quickisma is a combined word by "Quick" + "Charisma"
 Quickiphilia (adj. & n. Quickiphile)  (3) Quickspeak refer to the insulting and nasty words and
phrases ("bullshit", "silly", "stupid", "rubbish", "crap", etc.)
 Quickiphobia (adj. & n. Quickiphobic) used by WP Quick and the manners through which he used
 Quickdom those words. This term was coined as a tribute to an English
author ("newspeak").
 Quickology  (4) The meaning of Quickigenesis could be multifold. It could
 Quickisma (adj. Quickismatic, adv. refer to the emergence, development and mature of
Quickismatically) Quickism in WP Quick himself, or it could refer to the
influential development of Quickism in an institution or
 Quickspeak different levels of an institution.
 Quickish  Other rules of word-construction applies to Quickology, for
example, such words could be formed by combining the root
 Quickize and prefix or suffix, such as anti-Quickism, neo-Quickism, de-
Quickize, Quickizability, Quickishness.
 Quickization
 Quickigenesis
 etc.

21. "But, he has nothing on!"
 "But they have nothing at all on!" at last cried
out all the people. The quickists, quickies and
WP Quick's other allies were vexed, for they
knew that the people were right; but they
thought the oppression, banning, bulling,
harassment, blacklisting, cheating, excluding,
lying, shirking, conspiring, bluffing, ..., all must
go on now! And the lords of the bullychamber
took greater pains than ever, to appear run a C4
race, although, in reality, there was no C4,
even C1 race, even C0 race, to run.
 —Adapted from an European Author

22. Quickology: A Long Way to Go
 From lab rumour, I got to know that WP
Quick said that his contract with the
International Rice (Oryza sativa L) Research
Institute was renewable. The renewability
of his contract will enable him to reach the
age of retirement from there after the
contract is renewed several times.
 Also, according to WP Quick that "it will
likely take a minimum of 15 years of
coordinated research carried out in the
laboratories of the C4 Rice Consortium to
deliver C4 rice to plant breeders in the
developing world." And therefore the
development periods of Bill & Melinda
Gates Foundation C4 rice (Oryza sativa L.)
project and quickology would overlap each
other for a considerable amount of time.
Image copyright ©
International Rice Research Institute

23. What was the good for Quick and his
allies when they drove me into a corner?!
 Anthony John Ryan said to me about the quickist
matter.
 "You have been cornered."
 Why did Quick drive me into a corner
 Why did the University of Sheffield drive me into
a corner?

24. Anti-quickism:
"Outracing Rats in Their Own
Turf"
 It is this, let me tell you—
that the strongest man in
the world is he who stands
most alone.
 —An European Author

25. Plan: Journals
 Quickological Reveiw
 Editor-in-Chief:
 Ray L. Sun
 Publisher:
 Aegean Iris Books

26. Plan: Courses
 Introductory Quickology
 Quick and Quickology
 Quickism and Quickies
 Chief Lecturer:
 Ray L. Sun

27. Quickology Consortium
 Coordinator of Quickological Consortium
 Ray L. Sun
 This is a special consortium.
 Some of the consortium members try to detach
themselves or escape from the Consortium. But
Quick keeps them and keeps dragging them
back through his ruling of the quickdoms by
doing nothing and silent powering and
overpowering.

28. Call for supports
 The implementation of those plans depends
on supports from various sources.
 All those who are interested in the plans are
invited to provide supports in various ways,
for example, strategic, financial, academic,
non-academic developmental supports.

29. The Timeline for Quickology
 It will likely take a maximum of 15 years of self-coordinated research carried
out in the quickdoms of the quickies to deliver quickology to the general
public in the developed world.
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30. Conclusions
 WP Quick has assembled or attracted or influenced or
manipulated or managed a global network of quickies of
diverse backgrounds to attack a complex
interdisciplinary enterprise of quickism with significant
implications and impacts on Ray L. Sun in his life and
career.
 Quickism and quickism characterizations are
progressing and have already revealed many quickie
candidates for Ray L. Sun to work on. Much more
characterization is in progress.
 Some highly energized quickies are in place of
directors, heads, or managers in different quickdoms.
WP Quick has already identified himself as a
Swaggering BLOSH (bully, blackguards, bluffer, liar,
opportunist, shirker, hypocrite, harasser) and the
meanings of BLOSH are expanding.

31. Author's Notes
The format of this presentation had been partially inspired by
a presentation made by William Paul Quick the BLOSH on a
project he is coordinating in the International Rice (Oryza
sativa L.)Research Institute. His contributions is duly
acknowledged.
Comments, advise, and suggestions are
welcome. Please contact the author via
email.

32. Acknowledgements for support
 This work has been historically and preliminarily
supported by a Natural Environment Research
Council - Hutchison Whampoa Dorothy
Hodgkin Postgraduate Award held at the
University of Sheffield, England
I welcome collaborations and my plan is to expand the
quickological research as far as possible:
 to enhance my current efforts
 to work on more quickies
 to introduce additional sources of ideas

33. Epilogue
 William Paul Quick's
 blackholic egotism
 and
 swiftly internationalized and elevated
"prestige"
 will probably drag each and every of those who tried and are
trying to shield him and cover up the case into the row.
 —Email, Sun to University of Sheffield and Quick, quoted in
email to Farrell and Zeigler, 2010

34. All the quickies or pre-
quickies should
Use their
to
about Quick and quickism