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1. i have a headache. voldemort must be close…
30th June 2012
Issue: 1
Miss Lovegood, Lily, Ginny, Luna, Bellamort,
Marauders, Butterbeer, Pigwidgeon, Quibbler,
harry & moony…
Are proud to present the daily
prophet
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2. A note from the chief editor
Hello Fellow Potterheads and welcome to the FIRST EVER edition of ‗I have a headache. Voldemort
must be close‘ Daily Prophet!
This Prophet will be published for everyone on this amazing page to read every fortnight (it would be a
nightmare to make it Daily!!). This will happen every fortnight with the exception of the 25th of August.
This is because I shall be visiting Hogwarts and Hogsmead at the time in America. Instead, I would still
like the admins to email me their articles for the paper for the same set time (to be confirmed nearer the
date), but it will be published a couple of days after I get back (I get back on the 26th but I won‘t be home
because we‘re staying somewhere else for the night before returning home on the 27th).
ANYWAY!!! Before I bore you all stiff with my life stories – I shall pass you onto our amazing admins
who have put in lots of time and effort doing this.
Take it away admins!!
~Miss Lovegood x
(Please note the next paper will be published on the 14th of July and admins must get their articles to me
by the 9th of July. Thank you!)
A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Hiya Potterheads! I’m Admin Lily and I am also the Editor of the Daily Prophet! Woo hoo! *crowd
cheers*
Hahaha so anyways, this is the First Edition of a very unique newspaper which will be published
every fortnight. We cover all your needs- be it beauty, recipes, advice, or just a good old laugh!
Since this is the very first edition, I would like to give you guys a little introduction about all our
sections We have: 1. Editor's Note: By Miss Lovegood x & Lily
This section will have notes from both, me- Lily the Editor and Miss Lovegood x the Chief Editor
2. Good News: By Luna
This section will have news of all the good things that have happened on the page
3. Bad News: By Bellamort
This section will have news of all the bad things that have happened on the page
3. 13. Divination: By Ginny
4. Forecast: By Marauders This section will have Horoscopes 20. Muggle news (what
This is a section in which you will for all you Trelawneys out there the HP actors have been
tell Marauders which area‘s
forecast you want. She will ONLY
do the first 10
contents
14. Tragedies: By Pidwidgeon
This section will have tragedies-
the sad events that have occurred
up to): By James
This section will help you
keep an eye on your
5. Potions: By Miss Lovegood x on the page Harry Potter crush- what
This section will have girly stuff- are the Hp actors up to?
like facials, face masks, beauty 15. Kids Corner: By Luna 21. DA Insights: By
treatments, etc This is for the kiddies! Games, Butterbeer
6. Handy Spells: By Lily cartoons and much much more! Last but most certainly not
This section is an advice column 16. Ask the Admin: By Butterbeer the least! We have the DA
7. Trolley Treats: By Ah, the section fans will love, and insights! What is
Lily admins will dread! Do you have Dumbledore’s Army up to?
This section will have delicious, any questions you‘d like to ask What challenges are coming
mouth-watering recipes- ALL one of us Admins? Well, here‘s up? Butterbeer- do us the
TRIED AND TESTED your chance! Comment below honours!
8. Politics: By Butterbeer with the Admin‘s name and the
This section is to keep you question! So yeah, I know most of you
updated with Admin 17. Time For A Good Laugh: By just skimmed over all that
Competitions, or tournaments James ^^ and the ones who didn’t,
9. Ministry Of Magic Affairs: By Feeling down in the dumps? HATS OFF TO YOU!
Harry Well not anymore! Sit back and Hahahahhahh but yeah so
This section will inform you of the LYAO! :D just a notice for those of you
goings-on on the Admin Group 18. Advertisements: By Fleur who would like to join the
10. Sports: By Moony All the promos will be in this section, DA, I have put up a picture
This is a boyish section which will so all the pages please comment of the signup sheet so you
tell you about sports below just have to comment on it
11. The Muggle World: By Harry 19. Page's Note: By Ginny and tell me your name J
This section will tell you about the What‘s happening on the page? Okay boring lecture over!
muggle world Ginny‘s going to tell you everything! Have fun reading!
12. Puzzles : By Miss Lovegood x
This section is the mind boggling
one
~Lily
4. creator’s note
Hello there. I’m admin Ginny and I am very honoured to be writing this on behalf of the page. First I
would like to say that I tried to make this as short as possible and I hope I succeeded. I really hate it
when our fans get bored and I hope the hard work that the admins have put into this will not go
amiss. I really adore our page and I love the idea that Miss Lovegood and Lily had to make this
newsletter which I hope will not only keep you up to date with everything happening on our page but
enlighten you with our own views of everything ‘Potterish’. It’s a great honour for me to be able to say
that I successfully created a page with such amazing fans and of course admins who without none of,
we wouldn’t be at the stage we are. So, speech over and I hope you enjoy reading this newsletter as
much as we admins enjoyed making it (and of course, running the page). There is one more thing I
would like to add however. As a chance to get to know each admin, I will be nominating one admin to
receive my ‘award’ for the best and most active admin that week. Active to me does not necessarily
mean posting 24/7 but if you keep the fans and the other admins happy, then you are going to be
considered. I hope no admin will get upset if they are not chosen as you will get your chance as long
as you stay loyal to our page. So without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to give my ‘award’ to
our new admins Moony and Bellamort who have made me laugh on countless occasions during their
first week and have, I hope, made you fans happy. I certainly seem to have got that impression. I am
proud to say they have both joined ‘Team Ginny’ for the Dumbledore’s Army! They are the first of
many to get to receive this ‘award’ and I hope that every admin will try their hardest to try and win it
next week!
~Ginny
5. Good news
So, hello you lovely readers of the Daily Prophet! Here is Luna and I'm gonna tell you
the good news! I'm really happy now! Haha.
So, let's start!
~1.The Triwizard Tournament waits for ideas for the second task. If you give us an idea
we can use you will get a secret award! :D REMEMBER, it should be dangerous... But
not too dangerous!
~2.Our page is becoming more and more active! Thank you all beautiful fans and
admins <3 ~Luna
Bad news
On the page – Fortunately there is none, so go, be happy, and uhm, go eat a pickle
With our lovely actors/actresses of HP-Someone tried to hack into Tom Felton‘s (along
with Tom‘s girlfriend‘s) email.
Throughout the World- If Planet X (or Nibiru) happens, it will be happening soon! So be
prepared
Random Bad News- Harry Potter is being put into the vault! (It means HP won‘t be for
sale)
By: Admin Bellamort
Daily Prophet: ‗I have a headache. Voldemort must be close‘.
6. Ministry of magic affairs
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> Newspaper '*DAILY PROPHET*' has been started by the Ministry to keep the fans updated
with all the recent happenings in the Harry Potter World and its ongoing era.. The newspaper
has been divided into quite many segments and is on due publish soon.. (this article itself
included).
> Dumbledore's Army group is been made by the Ministry and recently, its member's Avatars
are being decided.... It's believed that this participation in DA will bring a whole lot of new
way of experiencing The Harry Potter World.
> Ministry has assured to take care of some matters that have been worth pondering and
taking care of. Rumours circulate the page that some of the page's Admins and responsible
Ministry officials aren't taking proper care of the page and its administration. Some are even
rumoured to have been bribed by other page's Admins. The Ministry promises to do a fair
judgement upon the case....
That's all from Ministry for now. Stay tuned for more updates as we bring them the fastest..
REPORTER:
~Harry
7. Politics
Politics: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls; Welcome to the horrendously, horribly,
disgustingly, amazing *read BORING* section of the Daily Prophet. *cue applause, cheering,
hooting etc.*
Okay because this section will only be filled during an Admin contest *next one at 5000 likes*
I just have 2 words to say after the 63 words I have already said, including this and the
previous statement……. Accio Likes!
Yours till the Politics,
~butterbeer
Forecast
Hello Potterheads, this is your meteorologist Marauders coming to you with your 5 day
forecast! Perfect to plan your daily activities for the week!
June 30th: In Mississauga, Ontario, It's going to be Sunny with a few clouds, and a high of 30-
31 degrees Celsius and a low of 20 degrees Celsius. Best time to wear those shirts and be
outside, enjoying the weather!
July 1st: It's going to be Sunny and clear skies, with a high of 30 degrees Celsius and a low of
20 again
July 2nd: Sunny and clear skies, with a high of 26 degrees and a low of 15! Perfect weather to
hit the beach or just hang outside with friends :)
July 3rd: Prepare for some rain and thunderstorms, with a high of 26 and a low of 14 degrees!
Best take an umbrella with you if you decide to step outside!
July 4th: After the rain, comes the clear skies and sun with a high of 28 degrees, and a low of
14!
~Marauders
8. Tragedies
We have still no news from J.K Rowling about a new Harry Potter book
but let us keep hoping. There are still some nasty rumours about Daniel
Radcliffe but Tom Felton has been sending out support on Twitter and
there's nothing us Potterheads love more than the actors supporting each
other.
•Hundreds of owls used in the Harry Potter filming have been released
illegally into Britain. Hedwig is still safe!!
•THERE ARE NO MORE HARRY POTTER BOOKS OR FILMS!!!!!!
~Pigwidgeon & Miss Lovegood x
10. Potions
Hello everyone! I decided to fill in the part of ‗Potions‘ for the Prophet but it wouldn‘t
really have been much use to do real potions as Dobby has stolen all of our letters for
Hogwarts.
In the meantime, while we track Dobby down, I have decided that I will turn this
section into potions for Muggles – aka: facials, creams etc (sorry boys!! I‘ll try and find
something for you for next time!).
This week, I have found a scrummy recipe for a homemade chocolate face mask. (I
have not tried this, but it has good reviews on the Mugglenet) Please feel free to try it
at home, but please don‘t eat it and tell me how it goes!!
Cocoa powder (half cup)
Honey (half cup)
Oatmeal (2 tbsp) for dry skin OR Besan (2 tbsp) for oily skin
Cream (3 tbsp) for dry skin OR Curd (3tbsp) for oily skin
Mix all the ingredients in the blender till it forms a thick, brown homogeneous batter.
Wait or about 5 minutes to let it settle a bit.
Put on a hair band so that no hair falls on the face while the mask is on, then apply evenly all
over the face (except the eyes, lips and nostrils) and let dry for 15 to 20 minutes.
Wash off with lukewarm water and pat the skin with a soft towel to dry it.
Please tell me how this goes and I hope you look forward to trying the next potion in
two weeks time!
Love,
~Miss Lovegood x
11. Handy Spells
Hello people! I‘m admin lily and this is one of my sections for the newspaper. I know that
when you read the name of this section you probably thought I'd give you spells but those
won't help you and so this section is not about spells, but it is more of an advice column!
Since this is the first edition, none of you have sent in any problems. Do not be upset, angry
or disheartened if you are not advised, you probably will be in the next section :) I
understand that you guys would not want more than a thousand people knowing your
problems, so you can email me your problems at minaniazi@ymail.com . Decide a pet name
for yourself so when I give you advice I can use that instead of your real full name :) I will
be creating a separate email for the advice column and will have it up by the next edition, so
yeah keep the problems rolling in! Love you all!
~Lily <3
12. Trolley treats
Hi there everyone! I am admin Lily and I'm the author of the Trolley Treats section :) this
section is basically going to have DELICIOUS recipes that you guys can try at home :) please
comment below to give me feedback and tag me (Mina Niazi) so I get a notification :) now
without further ado, I present to you-
LILY'S GOLDEN SNITCH!
Muggle Ingredients:
1 1/2 tbsp milk
3 eggs
150g caster sugar
125g flour
75g melted butter
Method:
1. Whisk together the milk and eggs and sugar in a bowl until pale and thick
2. Add the flour and butter
3. Beat till thick
4. Spoon into a cake pan OR a cupcake pan
5. Bake in the oven at 180 degrees Celsius for 10-15 minutes till risen and golden brown
6. Leave to cool
7. Make a pattern with chocolate sauce or nutella
8. Serve while warm
9. Give me feedback by commenting below and tagging Mina Niazi
10. Bon Appétit!
~Lily
13. Puzzles
Hello Potterlings again!! As I am doing puzzles for the prophet, every week I am
going to give a few logic puzzles for you to work out. It is time to find out if you
are more of a Harry or a Hermione .
Riddles
1. How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to
you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it,
and no one else catches or throws it back to you.
2. What gets wetter and wetter before it dries?
3. I have holes in my top and bottom, left and right and in
the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
4. I can travel all around the world, while staying in
a corner. What am I?
How did you do?? I hope none of them were too easy or difficult!
I‘ll be back in two weeks with more puzzles for you to solve!
Until then!
Love,
~Miss Lovegood x
ANSWERS: 1: Throw it up in the air then catch it. 2: A towel. 3: A sponge. 4: A stamp
14. Divination
Horoscopes for June:
Welcome to the Divination section of the magazine. Here you will delve further into
the true magic of your life and discover the secrets hidden in your birth.
Aquarius (28th Jan-18th Feb)
You'll be eager for excitement when the Moon conjuncts your ruler Uranus on Tuesday. Having a good time will become
your main objective. You'll have an unexpected houseguest on Thursday. This person may want to take up residence in a
spare room. Harmony will flow on the job on Friday. You'll actually enjoy being at work. A project may hit a snag on
Saturday.
Pieces (19th Feb-28th Mar)
An increased psychological awareness and heightened intuition could have you tuning in to the thoughts and feelings of
family members before they even know what they want, Pisces. You might be able to pick up the thoughts of strangers. This is
the day to trust your inner voice, especially when it comes to making plans with others. While this atmosphere lasts, they
might not be too communicative or inclined to say what they want.
Aries (21st Mar-19th Apr)
Social events in your neighbourhood could focus on families, with everyone bringing their children. You might spend time
telling stories today. Someone with whom you're in contact could be dealing with some powerful emotional issues and not
want company. There isn't much you can do, Aries. Let the person know you're there and then leave them alone. In the
meantime, others are in a festive mood. Have fun.
Taurus (20th Apr-20th May)
Others, particularly family members, might be rather quiet today. It could seem as if everyone is running around like
crazy but not sharing what's on their minds. You'll have to trust your intuition when you need to know what they're up
to, Taurus. Writing could come from deep within, whether through letters, poetry, or novels, allowing you to express a
facet you don't often see. Use this spiritual gift and dig deeper.
P.T.O
15. Gemini (21st May-20th June)
Communication, particularly with family members and romantic partners, could take place more subtly than verbally today.
Nonetheless, Gemini, you'll sense strong love and support from e one. Romance, especially, should be intense and sensual, so
this is a great day to schedule an evening alone with a lover. Inspiration for creative projects, particularly in the home, could
well up from deep inside. Don't suppress it - let it flow.
Cancer (21st June-22nd July)
Today you should be feeling especially intuitive, particularly where family members are concerned, Cancer. It certainly
won't be easy for anyone to lie to you. You might also think about making some repairs to your home, which you may have
been putting off. You might spend at least part of the day alone meditating or contemplating your future. Your mind is clear
and active, so this is a good time to do it.
Leo (23rd July-22nd Aug)
A group you're affiliated with could meet today, perhaps in your neighbourhood, Leo. You should focus more on listening to
what they have to say than on actively participating in discussions. You'll want to absorb every idea that comes up and
seriously mull it over before expressing yourself. When you communicate, you should do it freely and openly. Your mind is
both intuitive and logical, so expect to learn a lot.
Virgo (23rd Aug-22nd Sept)
A small gathering, perhaps in your home, could bring up the subject of the world economy and what it's going to mean to
individuals. You could be contemplating and maybe even discussing your financial future. This is a good time to make such
plans, Virgo, as your mind is logical and intuitive today. Write down any ideas or insights that come your way. You'll want to
remember them later.
Libra (23rd Sept-22nd Oct)
Today you might receive a visit or phone call from a friend you haven't seen for a while. An intense and emotional
conversation could follow, Libra. Stimulating news could have you preoccupied for a while. Spiritual activities
could also take up much of your time. Listening to someone speak might cause you to feel more insightful than
usual. This will enable you to apply good common sense to abstract concepts.
P.T.O
16. Scorpio (23rd Oct-22nd Nov)
You generally enjoy philosophy, metaphysics, and other forms of higher thought, Scorpio, but today you could find
yourself almost obsessive about them. You might decide to sequester yourself and concentrate on these concepts. This is a
great day to do this, because intellect combines with intuition to enable you to understand and make sense of abstract
ideas. You can apply them to your everyday life. Go to it.
Sagittarius (23rd Nov-22nd Dec)
Social events, perhaps involving a group you're affiliated with, could involve discussions of some deep subjects, such as
philosophy, metaphysics, science - or all three. Your mind should be quick and sharp today, Sagittarius, on both a logical and
an intuitive level. You'll probably soak up just about everything you hear. You could give it a lot of thought, and yes, you
should be able to make sense of it all.
Capricorn (23rd Dec-22nd Jan)
Today you might decide to help someone with repairs or decorating in their home or perhaps a church or school. You'll have
a lot of good ideas welling up from deep within you, Capricorn, and be astute enough to put them to work in the real world.
You might not feel much like talking, however. Therefore don't be surprised if communication is more subtle than overt
today.
~Ginny
17. Sports
This weekend saw the first match in the new Quidditch season for the British and Irish League. The match was between Appleby
Arrows and Pride of Portree and took place at the Ellis Moor Quidditch Stadium.
Appleby Arrows
Chaser - Aiden James
Chaser - Georgia McKenzie
Chaser - Zack West
Beater - Kieran Harris
Beater - Mathew Ward
Keeper - Abbie Hobbs
Seeker - Luke Berry
Pride of Portree
Chaser - Poppy Armstrong
Chaser - Sean Roberts
Chaser - Callum Wallace
Beater - Elliott Quinn
Beater - Bethany Burke
Keeper - Alexander Whitehead
Seeker - Lara Hammond
Everything got off to a slow start with neither of the teams‘ Chasers keeping hold of the Quaffle for more than thirty seconds.
However things soon picked up when Appleby Arrows‘ Chaser, Aiden James, scored after fourteen minutes by jumping off his
broom and over the Keeper, Alexander Whitehead. This was an amazing move and got a huge response from the watching fans.
Both teams continued in this form and the score was 240-190 to Pride of Portree at the two hour mark.
Arrows‘ Chaser, Georgia McKenzie (who is heading into her third year with the club), had to be substituted for ‗newbie‘ Tommy
Pickering after she was injured by a well aimed Bludger (Bethany Burke) while trying to score. Burke actually angled the Bludger
so it would hit both McKenzie and Arrows‘ Keeper, Abbie Hobbs. Fortunately for the Arrows, Hobbs had moved over in order to
save an attempted goal from Portree‘s Chaser Callum Wallace.
Lara Hammond, Pride of Portree‘s Seeker, also was injured when she crashed into the ground after seeing the Golden Snitch.
Upon spotting the Snitch near to the ground at the bottom of the Appleby Arrows‘ goal posts, Hammond shot off in pursuit
closely followed by the Arrows‘ Seeker, Luke Berry. However, as Hammond reached out to capture the Golden Snitch, her broom
caught on the ground and the young Seeker was thrown into the air, resulting in her spraining her ankle. This meant that the
match ended after three hours and twenty-seven minutes when Appleby Arrows‘ Seeker, Luke Berry caught the Golden Snitch. It
was very a very close match with the final score being 380-350 to the Appleby Arrows.
By Admin Moony
18. The Muggle world
1. Daniel Radcliffe Returns to London Stage
Well, here is the news you have all been waiting for, for five years.
Baz Bamigboye is reporting in today's Daily Mail that Dan is to star in one of the plays of Michael Grandage's
fabulous new season at the Noel Coward Theatre, starting this December and each running for just twelve
weeks.
We'll focus on the fourth play in the season, so we're talking June 2013 (by which time he will have been
missing from the West End stage for over six years), but we can pace ourselves through Simon Russell Beale,
Sheridan Smith, David Walliams‘ Bottom, Judi Dench and Ben Whishaw and finish up with Jude Law‘s
Henry V.
And count our blessings, if not our bank balance, although tickets will start from just £10.
Dan's play will be a production of Martin McDonagh‘s The Cripple Of Inishmaan, with Dan in the title role of
"Cripple" Billy Claven, a young man who is keen to escape from his home when he hears that a film
company is making a documentary nearby.
‗It‘s got pathos, heartbreak — and it‘s very funny,‘ Dan told the Mail, ‗a young boy desperate to be in
film . . . I can relate to that. I‘ve been desperate to find something to come back to London with.‘
And his new director says, ‗He has a real hunger not to take the easy option. He‘s keen to push himself in a
different direction with everything he does.‘
2.
Daniel Radcliffe in Slow Club Video
Remember us telling you back in January that Dan would be guest editing an edition of Time Out magazine?
One of his favourite duties on the day was to interview and photograph Sheffield folk rock duo, Slow Club.
Well, we have been waiting all weekend for the band's management to officially upload their new video,
because we cannot wait to see who is in it...
P.T.O
19. 3. Emma Watson - Emma Watson In Talks For Darren Aronofsky's
'Noah'
It looks as though Emma Watson has nabbed the 'young female' role in Darren Aronofsky's
forthcoming movie 'Noah'. The role was originally thought to be going to Saoirse Ronan
but it looks as though Watson has swiped the opportunity from under her nose, according
to Deadline. Variety have also reported that Dakota Fanning was the first choice for the
part but her schedule wasn't workable. So it looks as though Emma Watson has got lucky
this time around. She's currently in talks with the Black Swan director to star in the movie
alongside Russell Crowe.
Based on the story of the biblical ark-builder, the film would include Watson in the role of
Ila, a young woman who is involved in a relationship with Noah's son, Shem. Jennifer
Connelly is thought to be one of the actresses in the running for the role of Noah's wife.
Noah's two sons are currently thought to be played by Douglas Booth and Logan Lerman,
according to a report from Collider. If Emma secures the role, it will mark a huge step of
progress for the actress, who needs to choose her roles wisely, following the ending of the
hugely successful Harry Potter franchise.
She recently filmed Sofia Coppola's latest movie 'The Bling Ring' and is also about to
feature in Guillermo Del Toro's Beauty and the Beast reboot. Currently, Noah has been
scheduled for a March 28, 2014 release date.
~Harry
20. Muggle News (HP cast)
Tom Felton is, at the moment, in Majorca! His Twitter update also implied that he was golfing
and that he liked it, so have fun Tom, but remember, if you don‘t win… My Father will hear
about this! It turns out; Daniel Radcliffe has made a new Twitter account. He has apparently
been getting some hate on it, but Tom Felton has been sticking up for him which is good. But
unfortunately, He has spelt his name wrong and it now says Daniel Radcliff instead of
Radcliffe. But this doesn‘t matter! We can look past this minor detail and enjoy our Dan again!
Emma Watson has been busy recently. After finishing the Harry Potter series she has gone on
to film ‗The Perks of being a Wallflower’ playing one of the leads, Sam, which is due to be
released on October 5th this year. I know it‘s a long time to wait but it‘s all worth seeing our
Emma on screen again! Rupert Grint has started filming his new film called CBGB where he
stars as Cheetah Chrome. It‘s about a look at the New York City punk-rock scene and the
venerable nightclub. Sounds a bit aggressive for someone who is afraid of spiders but oh well,
we‘ll love our Rupert no matter what he‘s doing! James and Oliver Phelps have been
absolutely lovely and have visited the Teenage Cancer dept. at the QE hospital in Birmingham.
James tweeted- ‗Amazing place with amazing people. Even signed 1 guys head!‘ Oh James,
you are amazing! Matthew Lewis has had his 23rd birthday recently! He had a load of
comments on his Twitter wishing him a happy birthday which I think is lovely of all his loyal
fans! Evanna Lynch has recently been working on a new film called Monster Butler. She will
be playing Fiona Carrick-Smith in the film and it will be coming out next year (we hope). Gary
Oldman, who played Sirius Black in Harry Potter, will also be starring in the film.
Well that‘s everyone I can do before I start wasting your time. I hope you are now up to date
with all of the characters from Harry Potter!
~ Quibbler
21. Kids corner
I think you're a kid, because you're reading the ―Kids Corner‖ article... Let's start
with some jokes!
1. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly!
2. What‘s Snape's Boggart? What? A cauldron full of Shampoo!
3. Q: How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb? A: None — wizards don’t
use electricity!
4. How many Weasley's does it take to light up a wand? Seven: Ginny to look upset
and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to
hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
What else should be added to the ―Kids Corner‖? I want kids to answer and tell me
what they want here, by sending a message to Dorry Potterhead. Thank you!
~Luna
22. Ask the admin!
In this fun-filled section we will explore the oh-so fascinating question that our
beloved fans ask. You can address questions to any number of admins or any admins.
NO CURSE WORDS or HATE. Your question WILL be IGNORED if it contains the
elements banned above. We must request NO pervertedness, however for those
dirty-minded freaks out there, I MIGHT make an exception.
I must request fans to please refrain from becoming irritated or annoyed if their
question is not answered or published as we cannot publish all questions at once. You
may get a chance in the next edition published so keep checking!
*Note: To submit questions simply comment in the comment box with your name, age,
country and question.*
*Note: No article Feedback to be sent to this section. Article feedback to only be
sent to “Editor’s Note” section. Likewise No “Ask the Admin” questions should be sent
there*
Love you all:*,
~butterbeer
23. Advertisements
Hey potterheadies! Admin Lily here. This is the official section for promos so
here they are!
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Pigfarts/319211421491372
2. 2.http://www.facebook.com/BloodyHellRonWeasly
3. 3.http://www.facebook.com/potterolgic
4. 4.https://m.facebook.com/LoveTheTrio3?refid=52&m_sess=soBZXNQW-MOzH-
WBs&_ft_=fbid.182071048589449
5. 5.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-lovely-If-only-you-could-frost-someone-to-
death/213323772124476
6. 6.http://www.facebook.com/FearOfTheNameIncreasesFearOfTheThingItself
7. 7.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Harry-Potter-Will-Never-
Die%CF%9F/165257190243272
8. 8.http://www.facebook.com/bow.down.to.bella
9. 9.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Here-Lies-Dobby-a-Free-Elf-and-Beloved-Friend-
of-Harry-Potter/245201695542474
10. 10.http://www.facebook.com/WeWillAlwaysLovePotter
11. 11.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pottermore-More-Than-A-
Insider/200302240070114
12. 12.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wait-until-my-father-hears-about-thisDraco-
Malfoy/428748570490454
~lily
24. thank you for reading the first ever edition of ‘i have a
headache. voldemort must be close’ daily prophet!!
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Love,
Miss Lovegood x, Lily, Ginny, Luna, Harry, Bellamort,
Marauders, Butterbeer, Moony, Pigwidgeon.
