The president held a press conference at the ABC Chicken Ranch where he forgot his wallet and teleprompter. He struggled to answer political questions without his aids and hoped footage of the event wouldn't be publicly released.

1. RUBBER CHICKEN REELECTION RODEO ROAD TRIP
VISITS THE ABC CHICKEN RANCH
Prez conference

2. Where’s my
teleprompter? I
Oh, NO, I Does it
can only smile
forgot my show? I just
so long…
Dammit, I wallet! had an
belong in obamagasm!
the center!
Please don’t They’re
ask me gonna PAY
anything for this big
political… time!!
WHAT THE CAMERAS DIDN’T CATCH