The document appears to be a series of random messages and comments between multiple individuals. It touches on going to parties and bars, music requests, food being eaten without permission, sports game results, and an airport announcement about an unattended bag. The document does not have a clear overall topic or narrative.

2. JUST WALKED OUT A
POOL PARTY AND AM
LOOKIN’ FOR WHERE
THE NEXT PARTIES
AT!
AH SO THIS IS
WHERE THE
PARTIES AT!
THE LOBBY!!
THE LOBBY!!
THE Liquor store!!

5. JONNY ROCKETS

10. put on your red light

13. warning!! i sound exactly
like whitney heuston
can you play... erm...
far away from here?

16. If those hell’s angel’s bother you!
just let me know!!
Yeah ok dad

23. face painted onto pillow
nobody
touches
big al’s
hotti

26. cool name
for a bar

27. act a bit
daft, i wont
be a minute

28. i got kicked square in the chest off a
mule, i was like, what did i do to
deserve that! blah, blah, blah, yak ,
yak, yak, yadda, yadda, yadda
arrgghh!!
is he ever gunna
shut up?

29. no drinks on my
bar without a
coaster!!

34. im starved... mmm snickers
who’s eaten my snickers!!
it was a dark chocolate
one ive been savin g!! oh no!!
oh sorry hahaha i
thought it was mine.
greedy dave

36. would you like a cruton?
cruton?! no luv im trying to
give them up.

37. go large
dave

44. Buffalo

45. wings

46. RIckshaw stop
155 fell st dream
biffi clyro
pay
mon ing b
ey e
so e’s pr
the o
story idea y do tect
nt io
one night in sti n
san francisco, ng
someone kills loads of you
!
homeless people!!
could it be the tourist who
can’t sleep during the night for
all the noise?

47. steven digoni
steven digoni
please return to gate
18 for departure right
away
manu... they won 1
to nothin against
valenciaaa!!

49. don’t fancy yours much!
ding dong!
your atention please...
never leave bags unattended or
with billy almond at any time...
thankyou!