Sir Eldred provides a disorganized list of reasons he should join the Popularscult. Notable points include that he is missing part of his heart, enjoys drama, can recite the musical Legally Blonde, and claims to secretly be the character Nigel Thornberry. However, the document lacks coherent arguments and is written in an erratic style making its overall message difficult to discern.

1. Reasons why I, Sir Eldred, should
be part of the
Popularscult!!!1!!!11!!!
Shits about to go down!

2. my way of life
Merp merp merp merp merp
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merp merp merp merp v v merp i always want the D….. makes my
merp merp merp merp merp merp breath freaaashhhhh
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merp merp lolzzz

3. Some facts about moi!!!1
Thug life
• Missing part of my heart…. YOLO
• Imma drama dork (a dork is a whales penis hehe)
• Know all of the lines to Legally blonde the musical. I
am just that cool
• I am secretly Nigel Thornberry.

5. Fin!!!1!!11!!