The document argues that the author, SirPaynne, should become someone else's "bitch". However, it does not provide any clear reasons or supporting details for this claim. The document consists of only a title suggesting it will give reasons, but no substantive content or explanation is presented.

1. Reasons why
I, SirPaynne, should be a Narry’s
Bitch!!!1!!!11!!!
Shits about to go down!