From meaningless figures to text that is exactly what you’re speaking anyway, slide presentations are a great way to show others that you have no idea what you’re talking about. Learn how you too can look great, sound great, and say nothing!

1. Slide presentations are important for sharing ideas and information.

2. Slide presentations keep people from realizing you don’t know what you’re talking about

5. Graphs

6. Graphs

7. Ask if there are questiosns But don’t answer any!

8. You can never use too much clip art @CiaoEnrico

9. Faulty premises “ Steve Ballmer is completely sane.”

11. Make out-of-date References

14. Avoid being authentic at all costs

16. Include Personal Information no one could possibly care about

17. Mix Bad Colors 34% of people who view this slide will be driven to kill

20. Questions?