The document introduces Preetam, an ISI agent who is studying at IIM Bangalore. It discusses his activities before and after coming to IIMB, including receiving special tutoring from Lord Preetam in quantitative methods. It also includes jokes and hypothetical conversations between Preetam and others about asking a girl to clean his room, what he looks for in girls, giving private tutoring to section C girls, and what Preetam does when he gets a call from customer care.