A gentleman had an embarrassing date where he wore only one shoe, so his date left and he cried all day. He then went to the shop and had a bowel movement. The Pirate Queen Isabela leads her crew but lost a relic in a fire. She has Hawke's help to regain her glory, but it could become dangerous. The speaker enjoys nature and being in the forest, seeing the river where people bathe. They appreciate counting creatures and being surrounded by trees, finding the beauty astounding.