The document appears to be advertising various Mayan-themed products for sale, including an eyeball necklace that provides supernatural protection, a cenote water fountain, Lady Ix Chel rainbow clothing for protection from illness, an Ahau face presser to shape babies' faces like ears of maize, a Haab sprinkler system more accurate than a Chac sprinkler, a Chac knife for slicing food, Balam security jaguars to ward off spirits, a milpa growth spray sacrificed to the lords of death, a Halach Uinic feathered cape to attract others, and a Hunahpu and Xbalanque ball guaranteed to help win Pok-a-Tok games.

1. Ethan
Period 6
World Cultures
10-24-11
Awesome
MAYAN AD PROJECT

2. Gain supernatural forces, and astonish your
friends from the protection of the Lords of Death
this is guaranteed the best eyeball Necklace in the
buisness
For just the small cost oof 49.99

3. CENOTE WATER FOUNTAIN
The Cenote Water Fountain is a great pure source of water
like out of a river, it holds enormous amounts of water, and it
is just one easy push button
May run out of water in 2 yers

4. IX CHEL’S RAINBOW CLOTHING
 Lady Ix Chel will watch down on you from
the moon during all those important times
as long as you are wearing her signature
rainbow look. She’ll protect you from
illnesses with her medicine

5. THE AHAU FACE PRESSER
Do you want your baby’s face to look like an
ear of maize. Well we have a solution get what
the Ahau use and all your problems will be
solved such as a thick face

6. THE HAAB SPRINKLER
 Even after an astonishing 52 years the sprinkler
system is only off by 11 seconds, and is even

better than that Chac sprinkler.
Way Better than Chac sprinkler

7. THE CHAC KNIFE
If you need a knife the Chac knife is your thing.
It will slice your food like Chac slices the
Supernatural and natural worlds

8. BALAM SECURITY
With these celestial Jaguars no bad spirits will
ever get in your house. We send Jaguars and
we will also give you a free scout out at where
you might want to put them.

9.  Every time you spray this magical substance
on your milpa the blood in it acts as a
sacrifice to the lords of death to push your
corn up higher. Your neighbors will be
astounded with your growth in milpa.

10. With this cape you’ll literally be feeling like
Halach Uinic people will be attracted to you’re
feathered cape and the colors green and blue
are beautiful.

11. THE HUNAHPU AND XBALANQUE BALL
With tis ball you will win any game of Pok-a-
Tok
like Hunahpu and Xbalanque overcame the
forces of death with.