1. Odysseus
Stark
755 Grumble Way
St. Petersburg, Florida
33704
(727) 555-5507
Alphamale@mail.com
Objective
To be cuddled, coddled, adored, and pampered. But, I still want to be the alpha.
Professional Profile
Paranormal Pug Investigator
 Goes out on paranormal cases
 Able to capture the attention of anyone present, living or not living
 Able to feign disinterest when there really is something there
Alpha Male of the Stark Grumble
 Able to control other pugs with my cool demeanor
 Able to keep my twin brother under control and out of trouble
 Able to be cool, period.
Sleeping
 Able to lull my human to sleep with 10 years of snoring experience
 Able to create an aura of calmness to keep human and grumble emotionally
chilled
 Able to sleep for long periods of time and anywhere
Eating
 I can inhale an entire bowl of pug food in under 15 seconds
 I can push other pugs away from their food bowls and eat theirs in under 10
seconds
 I can open closed doors where other pugs are eating, push them aside, and eat
their food.
Adorableness
 Able to melt hearts with a glance
 Able to get my way by manipulation
 Able to “hug” my human, or other humans that I may like, by leaning on them. It’s
unexpected and it throws them off guard, but they always melt like putty when I do
it.
Work History
2005, Puppy, Stark Grumble, St Petersburg, Florida
2006 - 2009, Young adult, Stark Grumble, St. Petersburg, Florida.
2009 – 2015: Member of the SPIRITS of St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg, Florida
2016 – Present: Member of St. Petersburg Paranormal Investigation, St.
Petersburg, Florida.
2016 – Present: Mature male pug, Stark Grumble, St. Petersburg, Florida.

2. Education
2005-Present: I patiently listen to everything my mother writes and then reads out
loud to me. She’s a professor and this is her proof reading process. Through
years of papers, my specialty (major) is the topic of the Paranormal. Stark
University, St. Petersburg, Florida.
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References
References are available on request.