The document features a collection of humorous dialogues and anecdotes from Odessa, Ukraine, capturing the wit and cultural elements of the local people. The conversations touch on relationships, everyday life, and social interactions, reflecting a lighthearted view of challenges and peculiarities. It showcases the charm and humor specific to the Odessa community through various scenarios and exchanges.

1. ODESSA MAMA
Humor from Odessa, Ukraine

2. Odessa
Ukraine

3. - Borya, how often do you agree
with your wife?
- I never do.
- And how does she like it?
- It’s ok. She doesn’t know about
it.

4. - Borya, when we get married I
will share with you all your
worries and troubles…
- But Lucy, I don’t have any
special worries and troubles!
- I am telling you – when we get
married.

6. Those who will be drowned won’t
swim in the sea any more

7. Fira, it is so nice to listen
to you when you are silent.

8. - Sofia, would you like to sing
something for us?
- But Yasha, our guests are
going to leave.
- They just don’t seem to be in
much hurry…

10. Odessa. A mother comes out to a
balcony yelling to her son:
- Arkasha, come home!
The boy is yelling in reply:
- Am I cold?
- No, you are hungry.

11. Two friends meet in the street.
- Hi, how’s the life?
- What a question! Aren’t we
living in the same country?

12. A famous dentist
in Odessa Boris
Kats lies here
And his son Monya
provides treatment in
his clinic at
Prokhorovskaya str. 21

13. Husband looks out of the
window and asks his wife:
- Sofia, whom are you talking
to for an hour?
- This is Rosa. She is in a
hurry so she can’t come in to
see us even for a minute!

14. Land section for sale
Cake is appropriate! Call …

15. - Rosa, why aren’t you asking
how my life is?
- How is your life, Sara?
- Oh, don’t even ask!

16. Don’t make massage

17. SMILE
AND VISIT ODESSA
Don’t make me nerves!
(popular saying in Odessa)