The document is a satirical news article that summarizes several stories in a humorous and exaggerated way: 1) The former head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington was revealed to be white, halving the city's African American population. 2) A man who killed nine people in a South Carolina church shooting is compared to the deranged boy on a paint can who wants to "paint America white." 3) Walmart has stopped selling Confederate flag merchandise, likened to a Supreme Court decision, while a South Carolina cop was stripped searched for wearing Confederate flag underwear.