Reggie & Maxine’s 9-wk-old daughter, Nasirah, visited IPX International Systems during her first trip to the Washington D.C. area. She came in running the show ...

1. Welcome to IPX International Systems! I’ll be with you momentarily …

2. At IPX, we not only think big … we think smart!

3. So Eric, I was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta last night … What did you think of “Tardy for the Party?!?!”

4. J.R., this guy thinks he can get his bird in at the 42˚ slot … dumb ass!

5. Did Paul finish our P&L statements? What’s the accountant’s mantra, U.P.? Receipts, receipts, receipts!!!!

6. Don’t just walk in my office without knocking! Can’t you see I’m in a very important meeting!!

7. I’m looking you up on Skype now for our conference call. By the way, are we still on for golf on Saturday?

8. Umm … paging the idiot who made this pot of Joe decaf!!!!

9. India, did you get my visa and book my flight to Gabon? Rabi, did you give me the USB to firewall? Will someone please print out my itinerary … I’ve got to make my flight ASAP!

10. Yo, Jerry! Could ya hand me that Phillips? Better yet, I’ve got a conference call in five, so if you could fix this, that’d be great!

11. Post-its, pens, staples … A.B., what do I have to do to get some order in this supply closet?!?! I can’t find shit!

12. Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel, Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel … the Eagle has landed!

13. Remember guys, work starts at 9am … not 9:05, not 9:15 … 9am on the dot! Let’s get it together!