This document discusses a person's birthdate as June 8, 2000 in North Carolina and being currently 14 years, 8 months, and 11 days old with a zodiac sign of Gemini. It expresses that this person is theirs because they are married and that they will go on tour and live together. It suggests making merchandise, being their number one fan, knowing their tour schedule and location, and going to every show with the goal of finding, tying up, and duct taping their mouth to keep them in the basement.