1. Dominate Hair
It's a crazy world out there.
There's global warming, murderers,
thieving bankers, cyclones, bush fires,
dying polar bears, towels left on the
floors of rooms, dictators, hungry people,
fat people, death, disaster, exams,
staying up too late, sleeping in too
much, internet predators, bad hair days,
chastity, promiscuity, global financial crisis,
personal financial crisis.
Angry wolves.
Shit happens. Dominate that shit.