1. Men
vs
Women
Bishoy Ramez & Shaimaa Magdy

2. Why men are more happy
than women!?

3. Nicknames
If 7amdy, Abdel Maguid and Sa3eed go out for a lunch, they
will call each other Zalata, Sawaree5, Kebda.

4. Nicknames
If Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat go out for a lunch, they
will call each other Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat.

5. Eating Out
When the bill arrives, Zalata, Sawaree5 and
Kebda will each throw in 100 EGP, even though
it’s only for 232.5 EGP.

6. Eating Out
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculator.

7. Money
A man will pay 200 EGP for a 100 EGP item he
needs.

8. Money
A woman will pay 100 EGP for a 200 EGP item
that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

9. Bathrooms
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: Toothbrush,
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap and a
towel.

10. Bathrooms
The average number of items in the typical
woman’s bathroom is 337.

11. Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.

12. Future
A man never worries about his future until he
gets a wife.

13. Success
A successful man is the one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.

14. Success
A successful woman is the one who can find
such a man.

15. Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn’t.

16. Marriage
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change, but she does.

17. Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read
a book and get the mail.

18. Dressing Up
A man will dress up for ONLY weddings and
funerals.

19. Natural
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.

20. Natural
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

21. Offspring
Ah, Children. Women knows all about her
children.

22. Offspring
A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.

23. Arguments
A woman has the last word in any argument.

24. Arguments
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.

26. We win. End of Story.

27. Thank You