This document introduces a person named Lani who is described as an internet addict. It lists that Lani lives in an unnamed city and owns two cats named Meow Meow Puff Kitty and City Kitty. It also mentions that Lani is married to a sexy coffee drinker and loves her daughter, son, godson, dad, niece, dad's family, mom, mom's family, in-laws, little sister, and best friends from high school, college, and of all time. It lists Lani's skills as marketing, blogging, and contributing to various websites. It concludes by listing Lani's favorite foods as cheese, beef, and ice cream.

1. meet lani

2. A.K.A.

3. internet addict

4. lani lives in…

6. she has …

7. meow meow puff kitty

8. and she has …

9. city kitty

10. oh, and she has …

11. cracker

12. please, no more …

13. missy elliot

14. and she married …

16. a sexy coffee drinker

17. and she loves …

18. the daughter

19. the son

20. the godson

21. the dad the niece

22. the dad’s fam

23. the mom

24. the mom’s fam

25. the in-laws

26. the little sister

27. the “ little” brother r.i.p. buddy

28. and

29. the best friend from high school and college

30. the best friend of all

35. she’s good at…

36. marketing

37. b + + log ging ing

38. RErevealed.com host

39. AgentGenius.com contributor

40. BloodhoundBlog.com contributor

41. her favorite foods are…

42. cheese

43. beef

44. ice cream

45. and now you know lani